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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

krista4 said:
No. :popcorn:  
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Somebody posted a pic on Reddit of a giraffe trying to eat a leaf on a painting https://m.imgur.com/gallery/YStwf

Some guy commented "geraffes are so dumb" and got downvoted to hell.

Said guy kept editing his comment trying to defend his comment.  I don't really care if it was shtick or not because it is beautiful.

"long horses" will go down in history.

geraffes are so dumb.EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.EDIT: hey ######s quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some ####? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.EDIT: spelling.EDIT: this is such ####. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon.  that is a dumb ####### wall-licking geraffe and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-#######-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Somebody posted a pic on Reddit of a giraffe trying to eat a leaf on a painting https://m.imgur.com/gallery/YStwf

Some guy commented "geraffes are so dumb" and got downvoted to hell.

Said guy kept editing his comment trying to defend his comment.  I don't really care if it was shtick or not because it is beautiful.

"long horses" will go down in history.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  

I was kind of happy with "African neck Linus" even though I didn't really know what I meant, but "long horses" is classic.

 
krista4 said:
I've long claimed that I could win Olympic gold in both parallel parking and packing a suitcase (visual evidence available upon request), but tonight I've decided that my third special talent is white-person mastery of chopsticks.  I can get one tiny shred of carrot or a single grain of rice, sure, but my crowning achievement tonight might be the single slimy peanuts covered in Pad See Ew sauce.  

I hereby challenge each of you to a parallel parking, packing, or white-person chopsticks duel.
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you're on!  toss a quarter in your water glass and remove it with the chop sticks.  let me know how it goes.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Finally some good news (which we can use).  Went to the Dr yesterday for this damn chronic sinusitis I've been fighting for years.   Doctor hits me with a steroid shot, a mega shot of antibiotics, and a scrip for a month of Amoxicillin.  

But I also have this lump right about the sideburns area if I had cool Burt Reynolds sideburns.  Doc said it is more than likely an infection and probably related to the infection that is jacking up my Etruscan tubes.  Just be safe though they drew blood to check white cell count. :scared:

Got the call today from the PA that everything is normal.  :highfive:

Celebrating with a beverage or 7.  
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Great news.

How has the sinusitis manifested itself, symptom-wise? 

So now you get to grow Burt Reynolds sideburns?

 
Can we talk about Jay cutler in the broadcast booth for Fox?   They're almost definitely going to make him do Chicago games, so while you might not get to watch him on the field, you can look forward to his cheerful exuberance and playful demeanor all season long. 

 
mr. furley said:
as someone who works in an office with a chronic cougher.. please.. please.. please go see the doctor. everyone in your office wants to murder you.
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we've talked about this. I"ve seen soooo many doctors and am on sooooo many medications. I cough, primarily, to annoy you.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Just be wary if the start talking about long pig. :oldunsure:
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Long pork....it's people!  IT'S PEOPLE!!!!

Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Somebody posted a pic on Reddit of a giraffe trying to eat a leaf on a painting https://m.imgur.com/gallery/YStwf

Some guy commented "geraffes are so dumb" and got downvoted to hell.

Said guy kept editing his comment trying to defend his comment.  I don't really care if it was shtick or not because it is beautiful.

"long horses" will go down in history.
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"Hippocrites" was subtle.  I'll give him that.

 
bostonfred said:
Can we talk about Jay cutler in the broadcast booth for Fox?   They're almost definitely going to make him do Chicago games, so while you might not get to watch him on the field, you can look forward to his cheerful exuberance and playful demeanor all season long. 
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Joe Buck:  The Lions suffered a couple of key injuries last week on the defensive side of the ball.  How do you think this will impact the Bears offensive game plan?

Cutler:  Doooooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare.

 
I am literally speechless! How does time go SO FAST! 12 years ago today this beautiful boy came into our lives! It as been an adventure ever since! We are so proud of you Davis! To my smart, funny, kind, grateful, faithful boy (who is about to pass me in height) HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVIS! We love you!
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What, 11 didn't give you a heads up?  10?  Davis turns 12 and you are suddenly without speech?   :rolleyes:

 
shuke said:
Have you had an upper GI scope?
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are you flirting with me too?

eta: I've had every possible thing done over the years. I don't even know which specialist to see any more for this recent bout- pulminologist? ent? internist? allergist? :confused:  

 
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El Floppo said:
are you flirting with me too?

eta: I've had every possible thing done over the years. I don't even know which specialist to see any more for this recent bout- pulminologist? ent? internist? allergist? :confused:  
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Frosty's wife?  Essential oils should do the trick.

 
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