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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

General Malaise said:
From my limited studies of all things snek, these things are pretty docile and have small fangs in the backs of their moufs.  You have to actually try hard to get one of these to bite you and when they do, they need to clamp down somewhere with loose skin, like the webbing between your index finger and thumb, a ballsack or one of my chins.
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This is why the coral snek is one of the most cited alleged reasons for asking someone to "suck out the poison."

 
General Malaise said:
From my limited studies of all things snek, these things are pretty docile and have small fangs in the backs of their moufs.  You have to actually try hard to get one of these to bite you and when they do, they need to clamp down somewhere with loose skin, like the webbing between your index finger and thumb, a ballsack or one of my chins.
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:lmao:  Yes, and their fangs are not hollow; they just have a groove down the back of them, so they have to chew on you a bit. All of which is more than outweighed by their nasty, neurotoxic venom.

 
Interesting read here.

Darwin:  Ballheimer posted a series of videos to his Facebook page showing him holding snakes by their tails, swinging them around, and asking people to step on their heads, all while clearly being intoxicated. Later off camera he was bit and a video shows the aftermath with the dead snake. He refused to go to the hospital and died two days later.

 
General Malaise said:
Interesting read here.

Darwin:  Ballheimer posted a series of videos to his Facebook page showing him holding snakes by their tails, swinging them around, and asking people to step on their heads, all while clearly being intoxicated. Later off camera he was bit and a video shows the aftermath with the dead snake. He refused to go to the hospital and died two days later.
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"Brian Ballheimer" is clearly a fake name.

 
Thorn said:
Had a client tell me that we MUST finish contract negotiations on a real estate deal by Friday.  Closing is set for early September, so I asked why the rush?

She told me, and was 100% serious, that that was when Mercury will go retrograde.

:mellow:  
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Is your brother still planning to marry her?

 
OK...went on a working trip to my parents home on Monday night. Just got home tonight.

Now, its time to share the Wisdom of Pops once again.

Regular readers here may recall the esoteric car window working he revealed to me on my last trip. In case you missed it, if the car gets hot, try rolling down a window...in a 2000 word soliloquy. :doh:

Any whos, this time I learned the wisdom of ordering chicken:

"OK son...once we get there...and it is your turn to place an order...well....don't forget that you have options. Options in life are important...and we must always recognize them. So...before you get to the front of the line...check the menu overhead...it helps. Now, this place we're go'in sells chicken. And...chicken has lots of parts. So...if ya like legs, ya can order legs...or....if you prefer a breast....go with breast. Oh, they also got thighs...and wings....and nuggets too...if one of them is your thing. However, you can mix and match too...don't rule that out. But...the point is, you've got choices...be prepared...and know what you like. Life works better that way." :grad:

Me: "Thanks Pop...that'll come in handy!" :)

To be fair, we were going to a restaurant that is not very common  in Louisville....KFC.  :unsure:

 
Man of Constant Sorrow said:
OK...went on a working trip to my parents home on Monday night. Just got home tonight.

Now, its time to share the Wisdom of Pops once again.

Regular readers here may recall the esoteric car window working he revealed to me on my last trip. In case you missed it, if the car gets hot, try rolling down a window...in a 2000 word soliloquy. :doh:

Any whos, this time I learned the wisdom of ordering chicken:

"OK son...once we get there...and it is your turn to place an order...well....don't forget that you have options. Options in life are important...and we must always recognize them. So...before you get to the front of the line...check the menu overhead...it helps. Now, this place we're go'in sells chicken. And...chicken has lots of parts. So...if ya like legs, ya can order legs...or....if you prefer a breast....go with breast. Oh, they also got thighs...and wings....and nuggets too...if one of them is your thing. However, you can mix and match too...don't rule that out. But...the point is, you've got choices...be prepared...and know what you like. Life works better that way." :grad:

Me: "Thanks Pop...that'll come in handy!" :)

To be fair, we were going to a restaurant that is not very common  in Louisville....KFC.  :unsure:
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Your father seems much more talkative than mine.  Must be an endless source of humor. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Your father seems much more talkative than mine.  Must be an endless source of humor. 
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Sincere thanks Hank. :)

At one point in my life, it was not...

...today, however, I will listen to him for hours.

And that reminds me of some other wisdom he dropped this week:

"When pain't son...if the brush don't fit in the can...get a smaller brush or a bigger can. And...if you have to pour your paint...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!"

:lol:

I guess that's one of the reasons I'm a pro-painter these day...

Thanks Pop! :D

 
Man of Constant Sorrow said:
OK...went on a working trip to my parents home on Monday night. Just got home tonight.

Now, its time to share the Wisdom of Pops once again.

Regular readers here may recall the esoteric car window working he revealed to me on my last trip. In case you missed it, if the car gets hot, try rolling down a window...in a 2000 word soliloquy. :doh:

Any whos, this time I learned the wisdom of ordering chicken:

"OK son...once we get there...and it is your turn to place an order...well....don't forget that you have options. Options in life are important...and we must always recognize them. So...before you get to the front of the line...check the menu overhead...it helps. Now, this place we're go'in sells chicken. And...chicken has lots of parts. So...if ya like legs, ya can order legs...or....if you prefer a breast....go with breast. Oh, they also got thighs...and wings....and nuggets too...if one of them is your thing. However, you can mix and match too...don't rule that out. But...the point is, you've got choices...be prepared...and know what you like. Life works better that way." :grad:

Me: "Thanks Pop...that'll come in handy!" :)

To be fair, we were going to a restaurant that is not very common  in Louisville....KFC.  :unsure:
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:lmao:  Grandman of Constant Sorrow is quickly becoming one of my favorite ancillary GMTAN characters.

Wasn't there someone who had a FIL who was completely hilarious, too?  Was that @berndog?  Need more stories from both of these guys.

 
wazoo11 said:
Is it weird to have a female doctor? I'm having my physical on Monday.
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Years and years ago had a female GP who had to lance an ingrown hair(that grew into an unholy sac) in a place that rhymes with "saint". I could tell she wasn't happy about it. Nor was I.

I specifically asked for a female therapist after Mata dumped me. I was ready for a tune-up anyway, but I wanted to know how I presented to women and what I'm blind to. This may all sound like bull#### to many of you, but it's definitely worked in how women relate to me.

 
strykerpks said:
You're thinking of the dwarf psychic who killed his wife and went on the lam.

He was a small medium at large
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Kinda like what you get when the basketball-playing love child of a Canadian comedian and a sexpot pop star goes to Starbucks.

A Tall Short-Grande with a Venti

 
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