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Seeing chick that's about 15 years younger than me. She sent me a picture.

me:  are you wearing white pants?

her:  yes, is there something wrong with that?

me:  I hear white pants means you're DTF

her:  I didn't know people your age even knew what DTF means.

me:  it's all over the googles

her:  I just spit coffee on my windshield 

 
the rover said:
Seeing chick that's about 15 years younger than me. She sent me a picture.

me:  are you wearing white pants?

her:  yes, is there something wrong with that?

me:  I hear white pants means you're DTF

her:  I didn't know people your age even knew what DTF means.

me:  it's all over the googles

her:  I just spit coffee on my windshield 
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after Labor Day? Deal breaker.

 
the rover said:
Seeing chick that's about 15 years younger than me. She sent me a picture.

me:  are you wearing white pants?

her:  yes, is there something wrong with that?

me:  I hear white pants means you're DTF

her:  I didn't know people your age even knew what DTF means.

me:  it's all over the googles

her:  I just spit coffee on my windshield 
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She must have daddy issues. Remind her not to text and drive. 

 
tommyboy said:
remember the puppy i "adopted" from the local shelter?   the exact title was "Boxer, mixed"

then tanner says he's at least 25% murderdog.

well we did a DNA swab on him and sent it into the lab to see what he was

results come back today  50% Staffordshire Terrier (looks like a pitbull), 25% American Bull Dog  25%  Bulldog

so when little max grows up he gonna look like this basically https://vitaminsforpitbulls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1013908_597844746914551_472166697_n1.jpg
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we have a Staffy mix

smart dog. great with the kids. ate two ice cream sandwiches tonight. wrapper and all.

 
tommyboy said:
remember the puppy i "adopted" from the local shelter?   the exact title was "Boxer, mixed"

then tanner says he's at least 25% murderdog.

well we did a DNA swab on him and sent it into the lab to see what he was

results come back today  50% Staffordshire Terrier (looks like a pitbull), 25% American Bull Dog  25%  Bulldog

so when little max grows up he gonna look like this basically https://vitaminsforpitbulls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1013908_597844746914551_472166697_n1.jpg
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:grad:   

While Stratfordshires and American Bulls are not officially murderdogs they are murderish.

 
tommyboy said:
Crossing my fingers. So far the dog couldn't be more loving. And the kids love him
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Staffordshire's are known as the nanny dog

http://moderndogmagazine.com/breeds/staffordshire-bull-terrier

"Thus, the SBT Club of Canada website reads: “The Staffordshire Bull Terrier is one of the friendliest and silliest breeds in the dog world. They are highly intelligent and extremely submissive to people.”

ours is jumpy, was a bit mouthy at first and doesn't seem to respect my wife's authority. but listens really well to me always. quick to pick up commands and loves attention.

she has been good with other dogs when allowed to meet them on her own. if she's on a leash and meets a dog she gets jumpy, pulls and whines.. otherwise she's great.

 
Could someone remind me every Thursday evening to take the garbage up the hill when it's still light out?  Tonight in the pitch black I was greeted by a chorus of coyotes, which I guess was better than a rendezvous with a local cougar or bear, but still disconcerting.

 
krista4 said:
Could someone remind me every Thursday evening to take the garbage up the hill when it's still light out?  Tonight in the pitch black I was greeted by a chorus of coyotes, which I guess was better than a rendezvous with a local cougar or bear, but still disconcerting.
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I'll put it on my calendar.

 
so, shopped at kohl's 2 weeks ago and earned $30- in kohl's cash.  basically free money to use in store, no catch....like a gift certificate.  expiry is 9/6 so on the 5th I buy a keurig stand/pod storage drawer.  it cost 29.99, so it was free, no outlay for me.  bring it home, but it is a bit bulky with my cabinet height, so I decide to return.  return it yesterday and get my 29.99 back as kohl's cash, my leftover .01 expired.  I decide to just buy kcups, they have a sale on all pods 14-16 count 3 for $30.  grab 3 sbux and checkout.  you guessed it, I am short .01.  Indira at the register makes me give her a dollar and gives me back .99.  was looking for some professional courtesy on that penny.  I wasn't annoyed, just chuckled a bit.

 
Chemical X said:
so, shopped at kohl's 2 weeks ago and earned $30- in kohl's cash.  basically free money to use in store, no catch....like a gift certificate.  expiry is 9/6 so on the 5th I buy a keurig stand/pod storage drawer.  it cost 29.99, so it was free, no outlay for me.  bring it home, but it is a bit bulky with my cabinet height, so I decide to return.  return it yesterday and get my 29.99 back as kohl's cash, my leftover .01 expired.  I decide to just buy kcups, they have a sale on all pods 14-16 count 3 for $30.  grab 3 sbux and checkout.  you guessed it, I am short .01.  Indira at the register makes me give her a dollar and gives me back .99.  was looking for some professional courtesy on that penny.  I wasn't annoyed, just chuckled a bit.
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Lookit J.P. Morgan over here.

 
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I posted this on the hurricane thread, but thought y'all would like it better

Christopher Horn @PlatypusRanch·3h

Replying to @daveanthony

I just heard something about the other nuclear plant (Turkey Point) being even less safe.

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DaveAnthony @daveanthony·3h

It’s 20 feet above sea level right on coast. Bottom of Florida.

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Christopher Horn @PlatypusRanch·2h

With, it seems, a history of safety issues. Also home to a crocodile preserve. I hope they get superpowers instead of cancer.

 
cosjobs said:
I posted this on the hurricane thread, but thought y'all would like it better

Christopher Horn @PlatypusRanch·3h

Replying to @daveanthony

I just heard something about the other nuclear plant (Turkey Point) being even less safe.

18

DaveAnthony @daveanthony·3h

It’s 20 feet above sea level right on coast. Bottom of Florida.

215

Christopher Horn @PlatypusRanch·2h

With, it seems, a history of safety issues. Also home to a crocodile preserve. I hope they get superpowers instead of cancer.
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What kind of crazy person wants crocodiles to get super powers?

 
krista4 said:
Could someone remind me every Thursday evening to take the garbage up the hill when it's still light out?  Tonight in the pitch black I was greeted by a chorus of coyotes, which I guess was better than a rendezvous with a local cougar or bear, but still disconcerting.
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Chorebuddy

 
krista4 said:
Could someone remind me every Thursday evening to take the garbage up the hill when it's still light out?  Tonight in the pitch black I was greeted by a chorus of coyotes, which I guess was better than a rendezvous with a local cougar or bear, but still disconcerting.
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Mmmmm cougars!

 
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