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bostonfred said:
Scarfs is a verb. Scarves is a noun. Dawn and Don donned scarves at dawn while the Donald scarfs down Dawn dishwashing detergent.  He scarfs down choad while wearing scarves. They can be very similar in context but totally different words 
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In this case the mistake was apropos. 

 
bostonfred said:
Scarfs is a verb. Scarves is a noun. Dawn and Don donned scarves at dawn while the Donald scarfs down Dawn dishwashing detergent.  He scarfs down choad while wearing scarves. They can be very similar in context but totally different words 
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Ron wore a scarf at dawn
Then scarfed down a bucket of prawns
He cleaned it up with detergent
For it was very urgent
That he readied his visit from Don

 
General Malaise said:
Not too far away from Jakes Famous Crawfish.  Scandals is over that way.  Panorama back in the day was bumping in that area.  Few seedy motels where sailors and seamen meet and greet by the hour.
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when i had just turned 21.  I was in Corvallis, still finishing up at OSU, but during the summer (turned 21 early August) i came up to portland to hang out with my brother who lived off barbur blvd near the old YMCA bldg.   Anyhow he was out  with his girlfirend so i borrowed his "spree" (remember those things, basically a scooter) and went down to go to some bars in downtown.   I ended up going to Embers because they had an advertised comedy club on the marquee so I go in there and there's no one on stage, but the host says "we have a dance club in the back"  I go back there and its two for one night on beer!  Hell yeah i'm jacked about that.   So i get my two keystone lights and go sit at a table.   Bout 5 mins goes by and this guy wanders over and asks if I want to dance.   I thought, that's odd, politely declined and started watching the dance floor.    I then realized it was all girls dancing with girls and boys dancing with boys.   Oh well, you win some you lose some.

 
tommyboy said:
when i had just turned 21.  I was in Corvallis, still finishing up at OSU, but during the summer (turned 21 early August) i came up to portland to hang out with my brother who lived off barbur blvd near the old YMCA bldg.   Anyhow he was out  with his girlfirend so i borrowed his "spree" (remember those things, basically a scooter) and went down to go to some bars in downtown.   I ended up going to Embers because they had an advertised comedy club on the marquee so I go in there and there's no one on stage, but the host says "we have a dance club in the back"  I go back there and its two for one night on beer!  Hell yeah i'm jacked about that.   So i get my two keystone lights and go sit at a table.   Bout 5 mins goes by and this guy wanders over and asks if I want to dance.   I thought, that's odd, politely declined and started watching the dance floor.    I then realized it was all girls dancing with girls and boys dancing with boys.   Oh well, you win some you lose some.
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Something like this 

https://thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/pa-blue-oyster.png?w=604&h=357

 
I'm leaving on a vacation I wanted to cancel. I rarely check FBGs when I travel, so before heading out I want to apologize for whining about insomnia. It belongs in the category of #### no one wants to hear about, in this thread anyway. Be sure I was a mess over the lack of sleep, less than four hours in three nights and so much anxiety. Weird. Anyway, the solution was an in home massage. Great masseuse. Insisted I pay in advance because she wasn't leaving until I was sound asleep. I found her business card on a bulletin board at a grocery store. She said she was bringing a chaperone because it was night and she didn't know me. Whatever. He just sat in front of the tv. She took me to bed, set up two humidifiers with aromatherapy (sandalwood in one, lavender, chamomile and jasmine in the other if it matters).  She put two small battery powered fans on me. She's 30 year old, easy on the eyes, fit af, seemed almost disappointingly professional if you know what I mean.  I was on my stomach anticipating a lovely back massage, but she said for sleep therapy it's lymphatic system massage. It's called a drainage massage. 90% accessed from the front, so sunny side up, lay on your back. First 20 minutes was all head and face and neck drainage stuff. Not what I expected, but I was already almost out. The rest is history. A little over an hour later I was in lala land. Slept for 8 hours straight and two of the next four. I feel great. So my new recommendation for insomnia is find someone to massage your lymph. Gotta love a story with a happy ending.

Aloha here I come.

 
CC, whining is half of this thread. Don't sweat it. Now it's my turn.

If you have someone in your life with a chronic pain condition, cut them some slack today. I don't know.  :kicksrock:

 
kevzilla said:
If you have someone in your life with a chronic pain condition, cut them some slack today. I don't know.  :kicksrock:
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My wife suffers from chronic pain and it is a #####,  Definitely wears on everyone but a good reminder I could be more patient on occassion

 
you noobs need to get out more. see the runways of gay Paris.

https://www.google.com/search?q=a-frame+shirt&oq=a-frame+shirt&aqs=chrome..69i57.1696j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

only to be worn under button-ups when it's especially cold in the office (almost always). i'm mostly a polo shirt in the summer guy (at work) so no undershirt. but in winter i'll throw an a-frame on under a button up to keep me snug as a bug in a rug.

keeps the nipples from cutting through my nice shirts and people from seeing my hairy belly button

 
There's a "Lifetime movie of the week" murder case going locally right now.  Woman (Sabrina Limon) has an affair.  She and her lover (Jonathan Hearn) conspire to kill her husband.  Lover does, gets caught, and pleads guilty.  Limon claims she had nothing to do with the murder.  Cops and DA say "oh sure".

Limon is currently on the stand.  This statement by the defendant is awesome.  So Kern County. 

She said Jonathan Hearn came along in her life after she and her husband were experiencing difficulties due in part to having an open marriage with other Helendale* couples. Hearn, whom she met in 2012 while working at Costco, made her feel special, she said.

*Helendale is a tiny little craphole out in the desert not to far from Barstow.  

 
mr. furley said:
you noobs need to get out more. see the runways of gay Paris.

https://www.google.com/search?q=a-frame+shirt&oq=a-frame+shirt&aqs=chrome..69i57.1696j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

only to be worn under button-ups when it's especially cold in the office (almost always). i'm mostly a polo shirt in the summer guy (at work) so no undershirt. but in winter i'll throw an a-frame on under a button up to keep me snug as a bug in a rug.

keeps the nipples from cutting through my nice shirts and people from seeing my hairy belly button
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why not just say wife-beater?

 
mr. furley said:
you noobs need to get out more. see the runways of gay Paris.

https://www.google.com/search?q=a-frame+shirt&oq=a-frame+shirt&aqs=chrome..69i57.1696j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

only to be worn under button-ups when it's especially cold in the office (almost always). i'm mostly a polo shirt in the summer guy (at work) so no undershirt. but in winter i'll throw an a-frame on under a button up to keep me snug as a bug in a rug.

keeps the nipples from cutting through my nice shirts and people from seeing my hairy belly button
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So, a wife beater

 
Radical Larry said:
There's a "Lifetime movie of the week" murder case going locally right now.  Woman (Sabrina Limon) has an affair.  She and her lover (Jonathan Hearn) conspire to kill her husband.  Lover does, gets caught, and pleads guilty.  Limon claims she had nothing to do with the murder.  Cops and DA say "oh sure".

Limon is currently on the stand.  This statement by the defendant is awesome.  So Kern County. 

She said Jonathan Hearn came along in her life after she and her husband were experiencing difficulties due in part to having an open marriage with other Helendale* couples. Hearn, whom she met in 2012 while working at Costco, made her feel special, she said.

*Helendale is a tiny little craphole out in the desert not to far from Barstow.  
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"I'm so Costco I even get my #### in bulk."

 
mr. furley said:
you noobs need to get out more. see the runways of gay Paris.

https://www.google.com/search?q=a-frame+shirt&oq=a-frame+shirt&aqs=chrome..69i57.1696j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

only to be worn under button-ups when it's especially cold in the office (almost always). i'm mostly a polo shirt in the summer guy (at work) so no undershirt. but in winter i'll throw an a-frame on under a button up to keep me snug as a bug in a rug.

keeps the nipples from cutting through my nice shirts and people from seeing my hairy belly button
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Wut?  You rocking a tube top?  Or is your button down shirt so tight you have gaps between buttons?  AKA:  giant lard ###  NTTIAWWT

 
My Longhorns and my Packers are playing at the same time. Already on board: 20 mg of hydrocodone and the last of the edibles I smuggled home from Vegas. On deck: 90-proof spiced rum. This may get a little sloppy. :oldunsure:  

 
As you know, I live in an old folks town.  The town is divided into "South Bay" and "North Bay."  My mom and stepfather also moved here two years ago, and my mom is head of the "activities committee" for the South Bay HOA, which among other things puts on monthly movies at the club.

At their last meeting, she suggested that, instead of the regular menu of South Pacific and The King and I and the like, they screen Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.  YF is now on the agenda for October and Blazing Saddles for January.  I've never been more proud.

 
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Step away for a couple of days and return to an argument about what to properly refer to a wife beater as and Krista's mom pimping for Gene Wilder's ghost?

Yeah, pretty much what I expected.

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Step away for a couple of days and return to an argument about what to properly refer to a wife beater as and Krista's mom pimping for Gene Wilder's ghost?

Yeah, pretty much what I expected.
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Krista's mom as rebellious HOA committee member is far more the interesting discussion

 
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