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Jesus. Sure wish the El Paso paper didn't directly quote me. Thought the Fake News was supposed to protect us from sounding like morons.

"There’s also the taking-care-of-the-employee thing because we cover all the medical related to an injury, and if they’re off work, we have wage-replacement benefits for them.”
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bentley said:
Jesus. Sure wish the El Paso paper didn't directly quote me. Thought the Fake News was supposed to protect us from sounding like morons.
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I learned that lesson when the college newspaper interviewed me when I was president of my fraternity. 

Now imagine that multiplied a billion times when you read the news.

 
kevzilla said:
I spent 11 hours working today, and I'm planning on 10 tomorrow, but I'm about to enter the theater to see Blade Runner anyway. When you're on your deathbed, you're not going to think "Damn, I wished I'd gotten a little more sleep."
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I loved it.

Hope you recuperate with plenty of quality rum

 
mr. furley said:
she sure thought so. she was devastated. 

doesn't feel like the teacher intended to punish her but more to use it as a teaching moment given that he couldn't chance letting her say it, do nothing and then have a student report him to the principal.

the kids are 9. i doubt any of them have a single clue what the word means... i hope. :unsure:
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Hey you have a sweet, good-hearted daughter. Real world slapped her, but continue raising her as you have so she knows the consistency of the good.

 
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I have been giving out Halloween stuff for years to kids, yet I don't remember when I actually bought the crap in my buckets.  Awful Necco wafers, 7 year old double bubble, something green. 

 
Short cornhole with Damon Saturday.

Big, good things happening at work.

Astros with a chance to win the ####### mother####ing World Series tonight.

Everything is coming up Igno.

 
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Rodnald Silks 

My gramdauter heard at school that hillary stole urine from the Russians and took money from it and it is way more important than russia doing our election for us. Is that true wow

 
We have so much leftover candy.  Can I freeze it for next year?

Worst treat received by my kids: a Chick tract.

Creepiest thing I saw: guy dressed as Pennwise inside his house staring out the glass door as his wife was outside passing out candy.  I may have peed a little.

 
shuke said:
We have so much leftover candy.  Can I freeze it for next year?

Worst treat received by my kids: a Chick tract.

Creepiest thing I saw: guy dressed as Pennwise inside his house staring out the glass door as his wife was outside passing out candy.  I may have peed a little.
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It would probably cost you more to freeze it than it would to buy new candy next year, and you wouldn't be the old fart handing out last year's crappy thawed out candy.  

 
the rover said:
You think he’s buying a candy freezer?
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Well there's the whole freezer real estate issue. He could be using that space for ice or booze or a pizza/corndogs.  In fact, he probaly will, so next year he most likely won't even dig the old candy out of there because it'll be burried behind a whole bunch of other stuff.  Eventually he'll have to clean all that #### out of there and his time is certainly valuable. Personally I'd rather just throw the candy away and spend $9 next year on not previously frozen tootsie rolls so the kids won't egg my house.  To each their own though. 

 
shuke said:
We have so much leftover candy.  Can I freeze it for next year?

Worst treat received by my kids: a Chick tract.

Creepiest thing I saw: guy dressed as Pennwise inside his house staring out the glass door as his wife was outside passing out candy.  I may have peed a little.
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"Blackleaf, nooooooo!!!"

Cannot believe they still print those gaddam things.  #### Jack Chick.

 
Worst two things about Halloween.

Parents getting bombed while their little ninjas go knocking on doors

Parents going up to doors with kids and grabbing candy. It's a candy plus one total BS move by Mom or Dad

 
Ignoramus said:
Short cornhole with Damon Saturday.

Big, good things happening at work.

Astros with a chance to win the ####### mother####ing World Series tonight.

Everything is coming up Igno.
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You also have, and I'm not exaggerating, possibly the cutest white kid I've ever seen.  

Hope he can take advantage of it before he becomes a full-fledged ginger.

 
Also, someone solve this mystery.

Neighbor mom came over to pass out candy with my wife while me and neighbor dad took our girls out.

When we got back, I saw one 100 Grand bar left in the neighbor's candy bowl among a variety of other candy bars, so I ate took it.  Caramel was about rock hard.  I asked them if it was candy from last year, and they said they got theirs at Costco, and the bag they bought didn't have any 100 Grands in it.  

 
shuke said:
Also, someone solve this mystery.

Neighbor mom came over to pass out candy with my wife while me and neighbor dad took our girls out.

When we got back, I saw one 100 Grand bar left in the neighbor's candy bowl among a variety of other candy bars, so I ate took it.  Caramel was about rock hard.  I asked them if it was candy from last year, and they said they got theirs at Costco, and the bag they bought didn't have any 100 Grands in it.  
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You'll be tripping balls in 30 minutes

 
shuke said:
Also, someone solve this mystery.

Neighbor mom came over to pass out candy with my wife while me and neighbor dad took our girls out.

When we got back, I saw one 100 Grand bar left in the neighbor's candy bowl among a variety of other candy bars, so I ate took it.  Caramel was about rock hard.  I asked them if it was candy from last year, and they said they got theirs at Costco, and the bag they bought didn't have any 100 Grands in it.  
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Some kid got a 100 Grand at the next neighbor's house and, realizing what a piece of #### candy bar it is, dumped it at the earliest possible opportunity.

 
Sorry got distracted by giant beavers on science channel.

Where were we? Oh yeah seven beers, you're good the danger has passed

 
shuke said:
Creepiest thing I saw: guy dressed as Pennwise inside his house staring out the glass door as his wife was outside passing out candy.  I may have peed a little.
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years ago, saw something similar

except it was summer

and we were at a rummage sale

and it wasn't a clown

it was a really obese, old lady looking out the window while she sat on the throne

 
A new gas tax went into effect today here in California.  It's a 12 cent bump per gallon.  

In the last week I have had at least 4 people, either via email or Facebook, send out reminders to "Don't forget to fill your tank on Tuesday before the new tax takes effect on Wednesday!!!1!!!"

Yeah, thanks for saving me that $1.44, John Maytard Keynes.

 
Ignoramus said:
Some kid got a 100 Grand at the next neighbor's house and, realizing what a piece of #### candy bar it is, dumped it at the earliest possible opportunity.
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I will ####### gut you if you ever disparage the 100 Grand bar again

 
Who else is old enough to remember when it was actually called the "Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar"?  Would love to see the notes from the legal arguments that brought about the name change. Did someone buy one and then try to return it for a $100K refund?

 
heckmanm said:
Who else is old enough to remember when it was actually called the "Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar"?  Would love to see the notes from the legal arguments that brought about the name change. Did someone buy one and then try to return it for a $100K refund?
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I can still hear the jingle in my head.

eta: and just googled the name change. appears to be an issue of problems arising when not placed in a proper candy freezer.

 
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Picked my son up last night at 9pm, turned off the busy road to a quiet, dark road that had no other cars on it this time of night.  Up ahead in the distance I can barely make out something in the middle of the street, so I flash my brights and there, in the middle of the road is some dumb kid dressed in all black with dark mask on riding a skate board, going about as slow as humanly possible.  So I just kept my high beams on and trailed him slowly until I could turn off.  He flipped me the bird, I returned fire.  Was tempted to tell him that if he wanted to off himself to just jump off a bridge so it's not on another person's conscience.  I don't know how people this ####### dumb can actually intake oxygen.

 
OrtonToOlsen said:
A new gas tax went into effect today here in California.  It's a 12 cent bump per gallon.  

In the last week I have had at least 4 people, either via email or Facebook, send out reminders to "Don't forget to fill your tank on Tuesday before the new tax takes effect on Wednesday!!!1!!!"

Yeah, thanks for saving me that $1.44, John Maytard Keynes.
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Don't scoff. That sage advice would have saved me almost $3.

 
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