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General Malaise said:
Picked my son up last night at 9pm, turned off the busy road to a quiet, dark road that had no other cars on it this time of night.  Up ahead in the distance I can barely make out something in the middle of the street, so I flash my brights and there, in the middle of the road is some dumb kid dressed in all black with dark mask on riding a skate board, going about as slow as humanly possible.  So I just kept my high beams on and trailed him slowly until I could turn off.  He flipped me the bird, I returned fire.  Was tempted to tell him that if he wanted to off himself to just jump off a bridge so it's not on another person's conscience.  I don't know how people this ####### dumb can actually intake oxygen.
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They haven't been given their Darwin award yet.

 
I'm sitting in my car at a job site right now and I just watched a white panel van pull up onto the sidewalk, a guy jump out and toss what looks like an Amazon package in the middle of some guy's driveway, and then go tearing off. :lmao:

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(Fling or launch is probably a better descriptor than toss)

 
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GroveDiesel said:
I'm sitting in my car at a job site right now and I just watched a white panel van pull up onto the sidewalk, a guy jump out and toss what looks like an Amazon package in the middle of some guy's driveway, and then go tearing off. :lmao:

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(Fling or launch is probably a better descriptor than toss)
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Maybe it's a box full of disc golf discs.

 
General Malaise said:
Picked my son up last night at 9pm, turned off the busy road to a quiet, dark road that had no other cars on it this time of night.  Up ahead in the distance I can barely make out something in the middle of the street, so I flash my brights and there, in the middle of the road is some dumb kid dressed in all black with dark mask on riding a skate board, going about as slow as humanly possible.  So I just kept my high beams on and trailed him slowly until I could turn off.  He flipped me the bird, I returned fire.  Was tempted to tell him that if he wanted to off himself to just jump off a bridge so it's not on another person's conscience.  I don't know how people this ####### dumb can actually intake oxygen.
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skateboarders have turned me into a complete :shakesfist: curmudgeon. 

of course it's only the small percentage as with anything else- but I've found that percentage to be completely self-absorbed and self-important to point of actively sending off "#### you" vibes through their idiotic actions- like you've just described. I'm skating here- at night- in the middle of the street- in dark clothes- slowly- ... #### you, whitey. go ahead and hit me.

 
General Malaise said:
Picked my son up last night at 9pm, turned off the busy road to a quiet, dark road that had no other cars on it this time of night.  Up ahead in the distance I can barely make out something in the middle of the street, so I flash my brights and there, in the middle of the road is some dumb kid dressed in all black with dark mask on riding a skate board, going about as slow as humanly possible.  So I just kept my high beams on and trailed him slowly until I could turn off.  He flipped me the bird, I returned fire.  Was tempted to tell him that if he wanted to off himself to just jump off a bridge so it's not on another person's conscience.  I don't know how people this ####### dumb can actually intake oxygen.
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Good thing it wasn't the Darth Vader/Unicycle guy.

 
Related, I still commute to work and when I exit the train in Tualatin, most mornings there's a guy waiting to get on the train who looks like a poor man's Steve Perry.  As I exit, he smiles and nods hello and then wheels his unicycle on to the train.  He's just so jolly that it brightens my morning when we exchange head nods.  Maybe unicycles just make people happy, I dunno.  

 
General Malaise said:
Related, I still commute to work and when I exit the train in Tualatin, most mornings there's a guy waiting to get on the train who looks like a poor man's Steve Perry.  As I exit, he smiles and nods hello and then wheels his unicycle on to the train.  He's just so jolly that it brightens my morning when we exchange head nods.  Maybe unicycles just make people happy, I dunno.  
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Related...

The bar I was at this weekend in Morro Bay had posters up for an upcoming show by this band...http://journeyunauthorized.com/band.html  Every time I looked at it I cracked up.  

 
Binky The Doormat said:
:lmao:  Perry Stevens looks like a couple of my wife's sluttier friends.  Same top too.  
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That's gotta be a chick in drag.

Also :lmao: :lmao: at "Fat Neal Schon."  Looks like he has a dead muskrat on his head.

These guys can't hold a candle to the best Journey cover "band" in the Northeast though; some old dude that looks like Santa Claus that is the "house entertainment"(he has a Yamaha and knows how to hit the "samba" button on it) at the Hoffbrau House in Pittsburgh.  Lederhosen, hat with the feather, the works.  Have been there thrice and he has been in residence each time.  First time he spontaneously broke into a rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'".....or at least the first two or three bars or so until he got to that first high note.  Then he just let the synth do the work for him.  Second and third time we ventured in I made a point to ask him if he knew any Journey. :) "You bet I do!"  Followed by the exact same gimmick, first couple of lines but apparently in the interim since my initial visit he had made it into a cooperative effort.  Everyone else finishes up the song for him.  When the song ends he yodels like a mutha for a 10 or 20 seconds then drinks a shot/chugs a beer(whichever happens to be at hand).

Lederhosen Santa Claus:  Perry Stevens ain't got nothin' on him.

 
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kevzilla said:
So folks in Houston can't have 24 hours of revelry?  :(
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It sucks, no way around it. Especially following Watt's injury. 

But just imagine how horrible today would be if the Astros had lost. Take that win and know that next year holds a ton of promise for the Texans.

 
What does an unemployed guy who is being crushed financially by a remodel-from-Hell do this weekend?

Why, head to Mexico for five days, of course.

Booked this trip nine months ago for my best friend's 50th birthday. It feels damn irresponsible to be going, but going we are.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
What does an unemployed guy who is being crushed financially by a remodel-from-Hell do this weekend?

Why, head to Mexico for five days, of course.

Booked this trip nine months ago for my best friend's 50th birthday. It feels damn irresponsible to be going, but going we are.
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Sounds perfect.  

 
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