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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

GroveDiesel said:
 One of my friends is head of corporate security for a Fortune 500 company. Today he had to deal with an incident where an employee was almost killed.

The guy was outside taking a smoke break when something large fell off the roof and almost landed on him. A deer. A freaking deer got on the roof and jumped off. 

Luckily, the guy was uninjured. Unfortunately, the deer was badly injured and had to be put down.

If the guy had been injured, I'm not even sure how you'd write up that OSHA report.
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Sounds like an audition for Santa's Reindeer Team gone wrong.

 
the rover said:
Bfred:

had a dream that two guys stole a tree that was exactly 77 feet tall.  They strapped it to the tops of two separate cars and drove off with it, which worked pretty well until they had to make a turn.  Then they couldn’t coordinate the two cars and started going back and forth, bashing the tree into all sorts of stuff.  The cops never came but they drew a big crowd of people watching them and shouting advice and yelling at them how stupid they were.  This went in for quite a while until the tree got stuck in a house and they gave up, left their cars and walked away.
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Your furniture will arrive late and damaged

 
a friend of mine posted a video of her aunt (an old, old lady) firing up a joint in her hospital bed :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

she's wild. now i know where she got it from.

 
Some Vice President in charge of crap my drinking spot is playing System of the Down on the jukebox.

What’s bail these days for simple assault?

 
what on earth did Tyrod Taylor do to make the coaches so mad that they benched him

Peterman = 4 INT's in the first half :lmao:

 
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mr. furley said:
what on earth did Tyrod Taylor do to make the coaches so mad that they benched him

Peterman = 4 INT's in the first half :lmao:
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5 mother ####er ...5.  

Stupidest, most irresponsible coaching move that has ever been made.  

 
Binky The Doormat said:
5 mother ####er ...5.  

Stupidest, most irresponsible coaching move that has ever been made.  
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Not even the stupidest most irresponsible coaching move made at quarterback replacing a winning mobile qb with a young passing qb picked by the current regime during a playoff run by the buffalo bills. 

#justiceforflutie

 
bostonfred said:
Not even the stupidest most irresponsible coaching move made at quarterback replacing a winning mobile qb with a young passing qb picked by the current regime during a playoff run by the buffalo bills. 

#justiceforflutie
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True, though Rob Johnson was a very handsome man.  

Another evil plot by BUF mgmt - the whole mgmt team needs to be waterboarded.  

 
Some strong Buffalo Bills chat happening yesterday. My son was so excited when they were 5-2.  At the time I felt mean when I squashed his enthusiasm when I reminded him they will crash and burn this season.  3 weeks later I can only hope somewhere deep in his heart he is thankful for my sage wisdom.  It wont be long before his innocent enthusiasm morphs into   my jaded devotion to this team.

 
berndog said:
Some strong Buffalo Bills chat happening yesterday. My son was so excited when they were 5-2.  At the time I felt mean when I squashed his enthusiasm when I reminded him they will crash and burn this season.  3 weeks later I can only hope somewhere deep in his heart he is thankful for my sage wisdom.  It wont be long before his innocent enthusiasm morphs into   my jaded devotion to this team.
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As a lifelong Eagles fan, I completely understand.

 
Complaining about the lack of success of the bills and eagles is good shtick.   My team has 1 playoff win since Eisenhower administration 

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Complaining about the lack of success of the bills and eagles is good shtick.   My team has 1 playoff win since Eisenhower administration 
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I’d rather know by week 6 that the season is over than get strung out all the way to the NFC Championship game every 7-10 years, fail in spectacular fashion, spend 5 years rebuilding hope and improving only to see another kicker choke in another playoff game. 

 
bostonfred said:
Not even the stupidest most irresponsible coaching move made at quarterback replacing a winning mobile qb with a young passing qb picked by the current regime during a playoff run by the buffalo bills. 

#justiceforflutie
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I always thought Rob Johnson looked like he was going to cry right before every snap. 

 
berndog said:
Some strong Buffalo Bills chat happening yesterday. My son was so excited when they were 5-2.  At the time I felt mean when I squashed his enthusiasm when I reminded him they will crash and burn this season.  3 weeks later I can only hope somewhere deep in his heart he is thankful for my sage wisdom.  It wont be long before his innocent enthusiasm morphs into   my jaded devotion to this team.
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As a Saints fan and a Cubs fan, I can tell you that the feeling the day they prove you wrong is amazing. 

 
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