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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
am i the only one hearing this car dealership commercial with Eric Dickerson as the spokesman where the tagline is something like "come test drive a Mustang and tell them E.D. sent you?"

that's clearly targeted at middle aged men, right? and just a subtle way to say "come buy a penis car for your midlife crisis", right??
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I like the one with Craig James better.

”the new 2018 Econoline van features 260 cubic feet of cargo space...that’s more than enough room for 5 dead hookers”

 
Walked into a restroom stall a few minutes ago and there were 2 (TWO!) KIND bar wrappers sitting on top of the TP dispenser. Somebody sat there and ate TWO of these things while taking a ####. :X

I mean, they don't have THAT much fiber.

 
berndog said:
Some strong Buffalo Bills chat happening yesterday. My son was so excited when they were 5-2.  At the time I felt mean when I squashed his enthusiasm when I reminded him they will crash and burn this season.  3 weeks later I can only hope somewhere deep in his heart he is thankful for my sage wisdom.  It wont be long before his innocent enthusiasm morphs into   my jaded devotion to this team.
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it's going to be so glorious whenever they rise from the ashes and smite all the non-believers.

 
@General Malaise I do believe I've found a new career for you....FRIEND:

Titans fans treat Kuharsky as their insider, the portal to Marcus “The Boss” Mariota. For $5.99 a month, they can read all the articles on Kuharsky’s site. For $150 a month, they can be part of an elite group that Kuharsky calls his “Starting 22.” Kuharsky will invite you to dinner and give you his phone number and let you add him to your golf foursome and welcome you into a “circle of trust” where he is liable to reveal stuff that is too interesting to print. Basically, you get to be Paul Kuharsky’s friend.
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https://www.theringer.com/2017/11/21/16686560/espn-layoffs-jay-crawford-jayson-stark

 
El Floppo said:
what's the etiquette/policy with headhunters... they've been great about working with me to package myself (portfolio, resume, scarves, etc) and to get my stuff out to the right/best people (package went out today) but I need a job stat. 

ok to answer ads while they're doing their thing, or should I give them a bit of time to do their thing before I start sending out in case I'm overlapping with the places they're submitting me to? I like having somebody else who advocates and benefits from my getting paid the max possible (about $3.55/hour) so I don't have to come out on the losing side of a negotiation because I'm uncertain of the going rate.

part duh- I had a small personal relationship with one of the clients at my recent office who's hesitance to pull the trigger helped facilitate my demise there. our son's are the same age and he used to go the school floppinho previously went to- no overlap, but we'd previously had discussions about kids, school, life outside of just being a guy designing her place. she's flaky, but the project (if it ever happens) should be a really nice size and right in my wheelhouse architecturally... I'm debating trying to poach it. the fees would keep me afloat for a couple years and could potentially lead to more clients (which is how I used to operate) but would definitely burn the bridge with my former office. emphasis on former. the place that just gave me the heave-ho.
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Poach. But check your employment and severance agreements first to make sure you can. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
it's going to be so glorious whenever they rise from the ashes and smite all the non-believers.
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Probably. But no one in this thread will be alive to see it. 
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and really- are there actually any believers out there? "non-believers" pretty much sums up the planet at this point.

but hey- I drafted tyrod as a rookie in my dynasty league, so I believe.

which reminds me of seeing the robin williams peter pan movie during a weekday in SF with friends... iirc at the castro- only a handful of people in the theater. at some point tinkie bell tells peter over and over- you have to believe... you have to believe in fairies- tell me you believe in fairies. at which point a 6'4 feather boaed queen stands up, snaps her fingers and yells- GIRL, YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES.

so.... aaron... like that?

 
Please help settle a debate.

A prescription for an antibiotic says, "Take one capsule by mouth every six hours until gone."  How many capsules per day (Sunday, Monday, etc.) should the person take?

 
krista4 said:
Please help settle a debate.

A prescription for an antibiotic says, "Take one capsule by mouth every six hours until gone."  How many capsules per day (Sunday, Monday, etc.) should the person take?
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math is decidedly not my strong suit but that looks like 6 per day to me

 
krista4 said:
The debate is over what the answer to the question is.  Answer it, counselor!
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Well, the number taken on the first and last days depend on time of day you start taking them.  But other than that, it is four per day.  If you start at 5 am, you take one at 5, one at 11, one at 5, and one at 11.

If you start at 6 am, it's 6/12/6/12(next day - which means four the next day at 12/6/12/6)

I don't understand what the confusion is.

 
Henry Ford said:
Wait, is the issue that you take one by mouth and then some other number some other way?  Antibiotic suppositories?
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No - sorry, should have specified it's not a riddle or a trick question.  Didn't mean to make it dependent on wording or what time you start on a day or anything; just tried to word it as neutrally as possible.  I could have left out "by mouth" as it's not relevant but is what's on the bottle.

 
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krista4 said:
Please help settle a debate.

A prescription for an antibiotic says, "Take one capsule by mouth every six hours until gone."  How many capsules per day (Sunday, Monday, etc.) should the person take?
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Are there only two in the bottle?  That just happens sometimes, with no outside interference from anybody.  If so, the answer is 2.

 
krista4 said:
No - sorry, should have specified it's not a riddle or a trick question.  Didn't mean to make it dependent on wording or what time you start on a day or anything; just tried to word it as neutrally as possible.  I could have left out "by mouth" as it's not relevant but is what's on the bottle.
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so the pooper is still in play here. 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
They were debating how many imorons she could get to provide different responses to a question with 1 answer.
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What's the answer then, tough guy?

OK, seriously, I need more non-shtick answers.  I need to know whether I'm wrong.

 
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