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St. Louis Bob said:
I love and appreciate you. I know who you are. You make the world better.
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It’s been an hour and I still haven’t figured out what to say, which as you know is unusual.  Love you, my friend.  Thanks for bringing Cal and Dylan into the world.

Now I’ll just wait for Tanner to come in and tell us we’re gay.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Cal has been screwing the pooch in Engrish lately because they have to do an oral presentation every other week.  Just freaks out and refuses to do it.  He had one today and thankfully the overpaid teachers at his school alerted me to it.  This is my wheelhouse, yo.  Hate to see him struggle but it's like being Walter Payton and your kid can't throw a fastball.

He came home from school yesterday and asked him to first rehearse in front of his little brother.  Cal helps Dylan with everything when it comes to school so he owes him one. He said he had it down and fine.  I requested that he give his speech to me. He did, nervous and stammering.  Not Cal.  I told him I've been though this, he isn't looking at this right. You are just telling a story, not giving a speech. A story that people want to hear.  Look at your audience, in the eye, left to right, slowly.

He read it again. I praised him for a job well done. I said he should memorize it because it would be easy for him. He said he didn't want to, would just read it from the script. I didn't give him hell.  Just a hug and kiss.

I had a long conference today and wasn't going to come home because I had other, um, obligations. but was anxious to see how he did.

He memorized it. Crushed it.
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Had a similar situation with my wife about 15 yrs ago. He sister was getting married and she was the maid of honor. Had to give a speech. I speak in front of groups of people almost every day and it's easy for me. She was gripping. So she writes this speech and we have an hour drive so I said let's hear it. She kind of stammered through it. I said not bad but you don't have to read it. You can go off script and just speak from the heart. I said pick one person in the left side of the crowd and one person in the right. You're just talking to those two people. The other 200 people will think your looking their way but all you're doing is focusing on those two people and talking to them.

She took the mic and just turned into a different person. Sounded and looked like a movie star, I've never been more proud of her. I didn't think she had it in her but I married a very talented woman.

 
krista4 said:
It’s been an hour and I still haven’t figured out what to say, which as you know is unusual.  Love you, my friend.  Thanks for bringing Cal and Dylan into the world.

Now I’ll just wait for Tanner to come in and tell us we’re gay.
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You don’t need to wait for Tanner.

 
krista4 said:
It’s been an hour and I still haven’t figured out what to say, which as you know is unusual.  Love you, my friend.  Thanks for bringing Cal and Dylan into the world.

Now I’ll just wait for Tanner to come in and tell us we’re gay.
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Gay?  I don't get it.

Are you saying Bob's a guy?

 
Henry Ford said:
Gay?  I don't get it.

Are you saying Bob's a guy?
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*goes to whiteboard, scribbles a few formulae*

You see, Hank, I think Ms. 4 is saying that she and Msr. St. Louis are fey because they have the feels.

She may, or may not, be wrong.

 
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With the holidays coming up and if you forget to buy a present for a special someone, remember that oral sex is a great last minute gift.

 
krista4 said:
It’s been an hour and I still haven’t figured out what to say, which as you know is unusual.  Love you, my friend.  Thanks for bringing Cal and Dylan into the world.

Now I’ll just wait for Tanner to come in and tell us we’re gay.
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You guys aren't gay.

You're ultra super gay.

 
McJose said:
Go Runners!
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Oh.  My.  God.  

I guess we now know what was in Mr. Ishida's bookstore all along.

On Friday, Theodore Ishida was arrested and booked into the Kern County Jail after a burglary investigation led police to find  Ishida, who reported the burglary, possessed child pornography that he downloaded from a CSUB computer.
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krista4 said:
It’s been an hour and I still haven’t figured out what to say, which as you know is unusual.  Love you, my friend.  Thanks for bringing Cal and Dylan into the world.

Now I’ll just wait for Tanner to come in and tell us we’re gay.
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Love you too.

 
So I'm all snowed in.  Hasn't snowed here since 2008, and around here snow is pretty much considered a natural disaster.  Power has been out since 8 am and doesn't look to be coming back anytime soon.  This is awesome though.  I've got tons of whiskey a fire place and all the free ice I can carry.  

If anyone here is still in Vegas,  the last time it snowed here the Saints won the superbowl.

 
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