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I’m in downtown Tampa for Fitz and the Tantrums.  It’s part of the NHL All Star weekend and Gasparilla (pirate ####) going on.  Crazy here.  I’ve had dinner, beer, and mead already so fun is being had  :thumbup:

 
Osaurus said:
I’m in downtown Tampa for Fitz and the Tantrums.  It’s part of the NHL All Star weekend and Gasparilla (pirate ####) going on.  Crazy here.  I’ve had dinner, beer, and mead already so fun is being had  :thumbup:
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Jesus, I haven’t thought about Gasparilla in 20 years.  Enjoy the naked coeds. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Jesus, I haven’t thought about Gasparilla in 20 years.  Enjoy the naked coeds. 
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It’s been neutered somewhat, but it’s not usual to see couples naked doing the nasty on lawns getting the hose from irate homeowners.  Good times.

 
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Mr.Pack said:
The son of a ##### shouldn't be parking at the bottom of your driveway!

:rant:

:oldunsure:  
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She went to the neighbors to pick up her kid to watch and she backed out and guy across the street backed out real fast so she backed into his passenger door

So they saw it as her fault and getting hit with the deductible

 
kevzilla said:
You know what's neat? Having a friend who is bipolar and alcoholic. Wait, not neat...exhausting.

She was in a manic phase, working three home-health aide jobs totaling 104 hours a week. She was making $7K a month and was thrilled about it. Of course, it was unsustainable, and she blew a gasket. Sunday night she apparently drank a full bottle of Bailey's and terrified her roommate, and her son took her to the ER. I agreed to pick her up after work on Monday, but she called a cab and went home. Not before having the cab stop at 7-11 so she could pick up several four-packs of those little Sutter Home wines, however. :mellow:  

I didn't find any of this stuff when I stopped by to see her Monday evening. I thought the detox phase was underway, and I went home. She called me at 4:08, 4:11 and 4:15...AM. The first time the phone rang, I thought oh ####, she's dead. The second one was to apologize, and I was pretty salty for the third. One night's sleep wrecked. I go back over there on Tuesday night and find all the empty bottles where the crafty little drunk had hidden them. Her roommate was sure she would kill somebody trying to get more booze, so as a favor to both of them, I stayed there that night. No, I didn't get any, perverts.

Worked Wednesday on essentially no sleep. She wanted me to come back over that evening; I refused. It's a fine line between supporting someone and enabling them, sometimes. I've seen this movie before.

Just talked to her this evening and she sounds completely normal. She went almost a week without solid food and is probably under 100 pounds, again. Yet in 48 hours she drank more booze than I would attempt in a week. We had a talk about giving up the overnight job and just keeping the day job and the weekend job. Fingers crossed.

tl;dr My friend is a  :tfp:
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You're a good man Charlie Brown

 
badmojo1006 said:
Kraft Mac and Cheese with chopped up Hot Dogs and a little BBQ sauce for dinner. 

So tasty
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I took a smoking hot chick to Maui and Kauai many moons ago...we were "camping" in these awesome cabins, high up in the "mountains" of Kauai. She was so excited to make dinner that first nigh in Kauai...this is the exact dog food she made.  She talked it up as if it was some sort speciality of the French Laundry. She wouldn't let me see her bag of secret ingredients, and wouldn't let me watch her "cook" any of it. She was so f'ing pleased with herself when she presented it.  sadly, I couldn't contain my confusion, mild disgust/disappointment,  I grew up  with super hippy dippy parents and had never eaten that disgusting neon orange slop in my life.  She was super upset, until I got her extra drunk, but in the morning she remembered my disgust and the rest of the trip kinda sucked. Happy bday to me!!

 
Speaking of nasty food, I think haggis is disgusting. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

 
I feel like I married an axe murderer is coming from inside the thread.

Taking the kids to a trial fencing class this morning. This should go well.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
I took a smoking hot chick to Maui and Kauai many moons ago...we were "camping" in these awesome cabins, high up in the "mountains" of Kauai. She was so excited to make dinner that first nigh in Kauai...this is the exact dog food she made.  She talked it up as if it was some sort speciality of the French Laundry. She wouldn't let me see her bag of secret ingredients, and wouldn't let me watch her "cook" any of it. She was so f'ing pleased with herself when she presented it.  sadly, I couldn't contain my confusion, mild disgust/disappointment,  I grew up  with super hippy dippy parents and had never eaten that disgusting neon orange slop in my life.  She was super upset, until I got her extra drunk, but in the morning she remembered my disgust and the rest of the trip kinda sucked. Happy bday to me!!
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A friend of mine’s mother likes to tell a story about learning to cook as a newlywed in the mid-late 60s.

She had a recipe for meatloaf that called for both ground beef and ground pork.  She didn’t have any ground pork so she chopped up hot dogs and put them in the loaf.

Husband sits down and takes a look “What the hell is this ####?”

 
I  was just talking to my old neighbor, first house.  Not only was I lucky enough in this great land of ours to buy a house at 23 but I got  a life long friend out of it. He is, was, a typical midwestener that you may think of. Bllue collar hardworking family man.  Also bigoted and racist.  I posted a long time ago certain stories and I'm happy to say he's still not a bigot, racist, #####. He had several opportunities tonight to drop the n word and didn't.  He's a little older than me and leader of his group of friends so I hope it has worn off on them.  All I know is it's one of my biggest, greatest,a lot of people are saying the best ever, victory in my life.

 
McJose said:
When I was a kid I had a Sizzler (rechargeable Hot Wheels) like this one but smaller https://hotwheelsracetracks.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/sc0.jpg

Our cat LOVED watching it.  He would watch me setting up the track like I was cleaning a trout.  When the cars ran out of juice it took a few minutes to recharge them.  He would meow the whole time.  
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I thought when you were a kid “hot wheels” were when the Indians attacked and set the wagons on fire. 

 
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