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El Floppo said:
For a non-betting neutral, that ended up being a fun game.

And for some reason I thought I'd like Timberlake's music and show more. 
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We had a party at our house for my daughters and their friends  24 people total Ages 22-28....they thought Timberlake "Killed it"  I thought he was OK but they were going crazy.

 
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Faced with a question I have not been asked in a long time, I came to a realization today.  It is impossible for me to say no to free bacon.

 
Apes with Guns said:
don't know if getting out was the shark move there, but something else bothers me about this.

if you are going to go out driving on the ice and snow, why would you not have at least a sweater on? or gloves?

also, did that lady have dreadlocks or just early morning hair?
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Best idea in these situations is to get out of the car and get away asap.

 
McJose said:
If I'm ever in or near Rolla, Missouri I'm stepping in front of a semi.
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i've been in Rolla. stayed at a motel there one night.

place had wood paneling on the walls and an in-wall a/c unit that was half hanging out the wall.

mattress had a huge blood stain on it. i mean.... huge.

a few years later, a buddy of mine met a guy from Rolla. said the motel is a known house of ill repute.  where, apparently, someone murdered a hooker.

 
:lmao:

One of my female cousins posted on FB yesterday morning that her teenage niece (that is living with her) made a bet that the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl.  

Cousin's mom, my wacko Aunt Judy,  posted on cousin's FB today.

"The Seattle Seahawks did not play, so you win the bet.

Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots 41-33."

 
We got some snow overnight here (check local listings), so as I was driving into work there was a guy walking in the street to avoid the 3" of snow on the sidewalks, I guess.  Not just walking along the edge, but in the middle of the lane, with his back to traffic.

So I slow way down to go into the oncoming lane to get around him, and just as I do the guy decides it would be a great idea to move over to the OTHER side of the street. Which, technically it was I guess, but maybe LOOK AROUND YOU FIRST???. (Which seems like a thing to do no matter WHICH lane of traffic you're walking down the middle of.)

So, narrowly avoided being late for work with my hood dented.

 
the church MiLF on this 8:25 into the City ... spectacular - and, from speaking to her at dance recitals/etc, i know she's a reformed bad grrrrl. 

curious enough, she sits at the far and of the car, right in my line of vision - she's always quite friendly, with an obvious flirtatious vibe, but i'll be a mofo if she never cozies up on this 20 minute commute ... yeah, i'm not about to initiate, just not my style ... i have always been of the "let it come to you" mindset  :shrug:

but, damn, does she look good - picture a 40something wannabe Khaleesi  :popcorn:

 
otb_lifer said:
the church MiLF on this 8:25 into the City ... spectacular - and, from speaking to her at dance recitals/etc, i know she's a reformed bad grrrrl. 

curious enough, she sits at the far and of the car, right in my line of vision - she's always quite friendly, with an obvious flirtatious vibe, but i'll be a mofo if she never cozies up on this 20 minute commute ... yeah, i'm not about to initiate, just not my style ... i have always been of the "let it come to you" mindset  :shrug:

but, damn, does she look good - picture a 40something wannabe Khaleesi  :popcorn:
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I'm no @Guster or anything, but what's the worst thing that will happen if you initiate a conversation and she rebuffs your advances? You won't get to have sex with her anymore?

 
Ignoramus said:
I'm no @Guster or anything, but what's the worst thing that will happen if you initiate a conversation and she rebuffs your advances? You won't get to have sex with her anymore?
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we have conversated plenty of times (flirtatiously, at that - as i already allowed to) - but she keeps her distance on the train ... dunno, maybe she's wary of loose lipped yentas flappin' their traps up at the church bake sales/flea markets  :shrug:

also, i have me a hot n' randy young MiLF at home already, so i really don't have to force the issue - Khaleesi gotta make that move for me to consider the risk - and, gotta say, if she made overtures, i'd most likely pounce ... anyways, in the interim, its just spitballin' 

but, man, she is lookin' gooooood. 

 
GroveDiesel said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7vj6wv/comment/dtsxai9
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Similar thing happened to me and my wife at a Sam's Club one night. She's walking down the aisle and looses her footing. Not enough to fall, just a slip. I ask her if she's alright and she was, but sure as ####, that's what she stepped in. A dook sitting there right in the middle of the aisle.  We just looked down at the ground in pure amazement.

Employees came over and apologized. Said they'd have to go back and look at the camera footage to see what happened, We never found out if it was a service animal, an infant or some old man unable to make to the tire section.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Similar thing happened to me and my wife at a Sam's Club one night. She's walking down the aisle and looses her footing. Not enough to fall, just a slip. I ask her if she's alright and she was, but sure as ####, that's what she stepped in. A dook sitting there right in the middle of the aisle.  We just looked down at the ground in pure amazement.

Employees came over and apologized. Said they'd have to go back and look at the camera footage to see what happened, We never found out if it was a service animal, an infant or some old man unable to make to the tire section.
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So, there's a steaming pile of feces in the middle of an aisle at Sam's Club....and neither of you notice it before she trucks right on through it?

Or is that just the norm at Sam's?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
So, there's a steaming pile of feces in the middle of an aisle at Sam's Club....and neither of you notice it before she trucks right on through it?

Or is that just the norm at Sam's?
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Its not like you're looking at the ground when walking through the store. If you haven't been in one before, they have shelves and these shelves have products that the retailer would like you to buy on them. The whole exercise kind of takes your attention away from the floor itself.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Its not like you're looking at the ground when walking through the store. If you haven't been in one before, they have shelves and these shelves have products that the retailer would like you to buy on them. The whole exercise kind of takes your attention away from the floor itself.
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So, basically, "yes"?  Got it.  Thanks.

*makes note to pay closer attention to floor at Sam's*

 
NO SECX IN THE CRAWFISH CHAMPAGNE ROOM!

Before about 25 years ago, the species simply did not exist. A single drastic mutation in a single crayfish produced the marbled crayfish in an instant.
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As marmorkrebs became more popular, owners grew increasingly puzzled. The crayfish seemed to be laying eggs without mating. The progeny were all female, and each one grew up ready to reproduce.

In 2003, scientists confirmed that the marbled crayfish were indeed making clones of themselves. They sequenced small bits of DNA from the animals, which bore a striking similarity to a group of crayfish species called Procambarus, native to North America and Central America.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/science/mutant-crayfish-clones-europe.html

 
otb_lifer said:
the church MiLF on this 8:25 into the City ... spectacular - and, from speaking to her at dance recitals/etc, i know she's a reformed bad grrrrl. 

curious enough, she sits at the far and of the car, right in my line of vision - she's always quite friendly, with an obvious flirtatious vibe, but i'll be a mofo if she never cozies up on this 20 minute commute ... yeah, i'm not about to initiate, just not my style ... i have always been of the "let it come to you" mindset  :shrug:

but, damn, does she look good - picture a 40something wannabe Khaleesi  :popcorn:
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Thomas The Skank Engine said:
Leading suspect is the spicy salami log from Aldi.
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Food Talk:

Siggi's yogurt is really good. I've been trying to change the way that I eat to be healthier, and a big part of that has been cutting sugar way down and trying to increase my protein intake. Doing that without adding in large amounts of fat has been somewhat difficult for me. 

But Siggi's yogurt is high in protein, low in sugar, low fat, has great texture and tastes good too.

I feel like a commercial, but it is seriously good and so much healthier than pretty much any other yogurt I've seen out there.

Just had a cup of the orange ginger at lunch. 17g of protein, 9g of sugar, 0g of fat and delicious as well.

 
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GroveDiesel said:
Food Talk:

Siggi's yogurt is really good. I've been trying to change the way that I eat to be healthier, and a big part of that has been cutting sugar way down and trying to increase my protein intake. Doing that without adding in large amounts of fat has been somewhat difficult for me. 

But Siggi's yogurt is high in protein, low in sugar, low fat, has great texture and tastes good too.

I feel like a commercial, but it is seriously good and so much healthier than pretty much any other yogurt I've seen out there.

Just had a cup of the orange ginger at lunch. 17g of protein, 9g of sugar, 0g of fat and delicious as well.
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Huh. Assumed it was high in sugar because yeah, it tastes damned good.

 
More food talk...location, location, location (and ingenuity):

This Girl Scout knows her customers well. 

The young entrepreneur set up shop outside of Urbn Leaf, a recreational and medical marijuana dispensary in San Diego. According to local news outlet Fox 4, the girl sold more than 300 boxes in about six hours. 

Urbn Leaf posted this photo on Instagram, encouraging its clientele to grab some "Girl Scout Cookies with your GSC." (GSC is a strain of weed named after girl scout cookies, and is known for its "sweet and earthy" flavor.)
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Although Girl Scouts are only allowed to sell at "approved sites" -- which doesn't include pot shops -- this particular scout got around the rule by selling cookies from her wagon, and by moving up and down the sidewalk instead of staying in front of the store. Alison Bushan, a spokeswoman for Girl Scouts San Diego, told the San Diego Union-Tribune that this tactic was "gray area."
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otb_lifer said:
we have conversated plenty of times (flirtatiously, at that - as i already allowed to) - but she keeps her distance on the train ... dunno, maybe she's wary of loose lipped yentas flappin' their traps up at the church bake sales/flea markets  :shrug:

also, i have me a hot n' randy young MiLF at home already, so i really don't have to force the issue - Khaleesi gotta make that move for me to consider the risk - and, gotta say, if she made overtures, i'd most likely pounce ... anyways, in the interim, its just spitballin' 

but, man, she is lookin' gooooood. 
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Curious as to why you use a lower case "i" in MILF, when that would be the only capitalized word in the phrase "mom I'd like to ####?"

 
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