@Frostillicus
Sideways is still a horrible movie
The Bulldolls were on TV, but krista was pooping and missed it
thorn was trying to date a 28 year old, but he couldn't handle that she texts like his mom. Or something.
"Redmond's rebuild" was 2 inches short, but his wife never complained. There are pictures somewhere.
Some idiot left his laptop bag in Nebraska
@Man of Constant Sorrow: Get some sleep. And be careful doing it!
If you want to be a Jeopardy Champion, buy Smart Water
If you'd like to buy a house, bid against fish. Especially if you're willing to make a cash offer. fish was apparently offering hedgehogs?
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Lots of people and their family members survived hurricanes, floods, wildfires, mudslides, locusts, insomnia, unemployment, and severed vas deferens. A few of us are still working through a few of them.
Dylan is pretty awesome. He bought us all frozen treats from the ice cream man.
cos is the new Harvey Weinstein. If you'd like a part in his next movie, the line for the Casting Easy Rest Adjustable Bed is to the left.
Sweet J is paying someone good money to learn how to get along with his wife once they're no longer married and no longer have to get along.
DaRaiders' dad played Tambourine for Buddy Guy and his wife's boobs are good, thanks for asking
kev took a trip to somewhere. I can never remember where with him.
We're all very proud of our Astros until their fans become obnoxious like Red Sox fans. But they'll still be better than "Cubs fans"
We reached the end of the internet when we discovered woz is a responsible adult and Cappy has a kid.
Start your own damn video thread!
If your doctor tells you to take 1 pill every 12 hours until the container is gone, he might not mean to take 2 pills per day. Somehow. It's complicated. Apparently.
Tanner bought a Jeff Goldblum vs Godzilla shower Curtain to remind him of all the hot Asian women he worked with in the restaurant industry.
Cobalt!
We found out Apes With Guns has a pet bacon tree. Actually true.
The kristas decided
buying houses was no longer sufficient for them. They've moved on to
building houses to save money on gifts to the previous owners.
furley is still holding onto the towel rack he bought you for Christmas**. Please to send him your address.
Who the hell goes to Vegas without a lizard? CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?
jhib's father in law put his Echo down his pants and asked Alexa for a hummer. Probably.
We never got an answer to, "Guess who's wife just backed into the neighbors car?" Still waiting with bated breath,
Henry Ford is going through early onset puberty
rover is bringin sexyback. But he's doing it with less money than he had before halftime.
Lambskin's collecting decorations for St. Patrick's Day if you have any you'd like to contribute.
Frosty made a brief appearance. It was OK. Kind of a pain in the ###. I mean, not like in the GM getting to 3rd and a half base kind of way. But still.
**Some assembly required. Instructions not included.