GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

llobsta?

I think that’s an alpaca 

 

[Henry Ford]

I’ve been informed by management that I have to retire “title of your sex tape” shtick. 

:(

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Nothing than million more could ever do (or whatever)

I hate this song but this is good

(awesome cat cameo @ :25 sec)

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I’ve been informed by management that I have to retire “title of your sex tape” shtick. 

:(

Uh Oh is it random bannings time?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 random bangings time

Title of your homemade adult video?

 

[Henry Ford]

Uh Oh is it random bannings time?

It doesn’t seem random. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Title of your homemade adult video?

Name of your Danielle Steel novel?

 

[-fish-]

Uh Oh is it random bannings time?

the rover is on a time out.  I think that's just what happens when an entire topic gets sent to the cornfield while you're posting in it.   

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You guys should just follow the rules.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Free agency starts tomorrow and draft stuff gearing up means more people visiting the boards.

 

[psychobillies]

I hate this song 

Shocking. 

 

[RC94]

I’ve been informed by management that I have to retire “title of your sex tape” shtick. 

:(

That makes complete sense if you don’t think about it.

 

[RC94]

You guys should just follow the rules.

I would prefer no rules, like check-in at an Italian airport.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I would prefer no rules, like check-in at an Italian airport.

I thought the "what's the name of your sextape" thread was canceled.  

 

[tommyboy]

I would prefer no rules, like check-in at an Italian airport.

That's the name of Henry's Cinemax flick

 

[General Malaise]

I’ve been informed by management that I have to retire “title of your sex tape” shtick. 

:(

I'll give it a whirl to see if this is true. Hang tight.

 

[General Malaise]

I'll give it a whirl to see if this is true. Hang tight.

I've taken great artistic license with your proprietary shtick as an experiment.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

They know people are going to keep making sex,  right?

 

[krista4]

the rover is on a time out.  I think that's just what happens when an entire topic gets sent to the cornfield while you're posting in it.   

Which topic?

By the way, I'm really struggling with what to get you for your birthday.  My usual gift of hookers and blow seems redundant.  Suggestions welcome.

 

[General Malaise]

Which topic?

By the way, I'm really struggling with what to get you for your birthday.  My usual gift of hookers and blow seems redundant.  Suggestions welcome.

Strippers and bourbon?

 

[kevzilla]

Which topic?

By the way, I'm really struggling with what to get you for your birthday.  My usual gift of hookers and blow seems redundant.  Suggestions welcome.

I suppose one could conceivably have too many hookers.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 I'm sorry. I'm out of ####s to give today. Sex tape is a line that needs drawing? Really?

 

[General Malaise]

 I'm sorry. I'm out of ####s to give today. Sex tape is a line that needs drawing? Really?

I prefer to call them "making love films".

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I prefer to call them "making love films".

People who make love are too uptight to film it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I prefer to call them "making love films".

I fixed it for you imo 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

People who make love are too uptight to film it.

exception. 

 

[krista4]

Strippers and bourbon?

You gonna make it up here for this?  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

How I imagine the GM household when gramma visits.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

@krista4

Candlesticks always make a nice gift.

Alternatively, don't overlook the option of changing it up with blow and hookers.

 

[Mr.Pack]

In case you missed it the first time.  And also so that it lives forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-MDgzqfe9g&feature=youtu.be

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

The American Dream

 

[Epic Problem]

I’ve been informed by management that I have to retire “title of your sex tape” shtick. 

:(

Weird. I was just informed that management sucks

 

[General Malaise]

You gonna make it up here for this?  

When is it again?  

Likely not, but I am going to Chicago this summer for the first time and more delighted I could not be.

 

[krista4]

When is it again?  

Likely not, but I am going to Chicago this summer for the first time and more delighted I could not be.

May 26.

I saw all the posts about Chicago and was going to contribute thoughts, but it looked like you had plenty of good info from people who are closer to the action than I am now.  You're going to have a blast!

 

[El Floppo]

Weird. I was just informed that management sucks

That's the title of my ### ####ed sex tape

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I enjoy Drunk History

 

[tommyboy]

You guys really take your sex tapes seriously

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh lord

 

[Thomas The Skank Engine]

Which topic?

By the way, I'm really struggling with what to get you for your birthday.  My usual gift of hookers and blow seems redundant.  Suggestions welcome.

A nice sweater vest

 

[El Floppo]

It's my day, bro. And Krista's.

 

[mr roboto]

I thought you'd go for this first:

https://goo.gl/images/VBmm8g

Come to think of it this should probably be a pole...which should GM engulf first:

Italian Beef

Chicago Deep Dish Pizza

Chicago-Style Hawt Dog

Italian Beef

***most other edible foods***

Chicago Style ‘pizza’

Chicago Style hot dog

 

[mr roboto]

the rover is on a time out.  I think that's just what happens when an entire topic gets sent to the cornfield while you're posting in it.   

Which topic?

 

[Epic Problem]

It's my day, bro. And Krista's.

So new scarf day?

 

[El Floppo]

So new scarf day?

at this point I'm lucky to get a card.

 

[Thomas The Skank Engine]

at this point I'm lucky to get a card.

Not even a moist handy?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

We're doing a fundraiser here at school that requires two reps from the company running it to be on campus for a couple of hours every day.   It's actually a great fundraiser meaning that I don't have to jack except pass out some flyers and set aside 10 minutes of class time to allow the reps to come in and rile the kids up.

The reps are both about 22.  One white, one black.  

I've been calling them (not to their faces, of course) either "Riggs and Murtaugh" or "The City Guys"

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We're doing a fundraiser here at school that requires two reps from the company running it to be on campus for a couple of hours every day.   It's actually a great fundraiser meaning that I don't have to jack except pass out some flyers and set aside 10 minutes of class time to allow the reps to come in and rile the kids up.

The reps are both about 22.  One white, one black.  

I've been calling them (not to their faces, of course) either "Riggs and Murtaugh" or "The City Guys"

You're too old for that ####

 

[Stoneys]

We're doing a fundraiser here at school that requires two reps from the company running it to be on campus for a couple of hours every day.   It's actually a great fundraiser meaning that I don't have to jack except pass out some flyers and set aside 10 minutes of class time to allow the reps to come in and rile the kids up.

The reps are both about 22.  One white, one black.  

I've been calling them (not to their faces, of course) either "Riggs and Murtaugh" or "The City Guys"

No "Crockett and Tubbs"?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

No "Crockett and Tubbs"?

Didn't occur to me.  Hated that show.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Didn't occur to me.  Hated that show.

of course.