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All female 80s band?Officer Pete Malloy said:at Another bar. Risky Biscuits are playing. Holy mother of god
All female 80s band?Officer Pete Malloy said:at Another bar. Risky Biscuits are playing. Holy mother of god
It’s also possible you just have really small balls.What age do the balls dangle at? Right now mine are holding on tight. Nice job balls.
It usually means you already liked it and haven’t refreshed the page.If the board software doesn't allow you to give a like to someone is it because they have you on ignore?
Huh. I’ve never been to a wedding where couples get a +1. You think you’ll take them back to your place?Stuck at a wedding reception where I know absolutely no one, other than the couple who brought me here. If I don't get out of here in the next half hour, I may be joining Bill.
Wasn't a wedding; they got married a week ago at some destination or another. This was just aHuh. I’ve never been to a wedding where couples get a +1. You think you’ll take them back to your place?
Hey Fred.I buried my brother today. It's been a couple months since he died. The funeral home in the town he died mailed me a package with his ashes and I didn't open them for a long time.
I was the only one who spoke at his funeral. I buried his ashes in a small plot because I didn't have a good place to spread them. The only people in attendance were my mother, father and uncle and their significant others. I took his ashes on a last ride by our childhood home, his childhood best friend's house, and our high school, back before everything went wrong in his life. My mom is mentally ill and couldn't handle speaking, my father hadn't been on good terms with my brother in two decades, and my uncle was there more to support me than to say goodbye to a nephew he didn't know that well. My dad and uncle are in their seventies and still see each other a few weeks out of the year. My brother died at 45, as a victim of mental illness, cancer and poor circumstances. He would have been 46 Wednesday.
I knew exactly what I was going to say. I'd planned to tell the story of his life with the good and bad all laid out. It's one of the few things about funerals I knew my brother believed in. We didn't dress up, my brother was homeless for a while and didn't own a suit, he despised formal events. I would talk about us as boys, when he was a literal genius and a voracious reader who rebuffed my pleas to go play a game so he could read a book, to later when he found dungeons and dragons which was a good compromise, a game about a book whose most powerful characters were the intelligent wizards and the dungeon master, roles that suited my brother perfectly. To my parents' divorce, and how he stayed with my mom while i went with my dad and I'm still not sure if any of us did the right thing. To his college days when he met drug using friends and his schizophrenia went terribly wrong. To his cross country trip to California, the last place he was ever happy. To him becoming homeless and then ill and dying of cancer. There was a good and complex person and he had nobody there but me to tell that story and only his immediate family to listen.
I started crying about two words in to the eulogy and never fully recovered. Everyone was patient and my uncle's girlfriend walked over to rub my back. When i was done i asked if anyone else wanted to speak, they didn't, and I put a board over the small grave. My dad suggested we get a nice lunch afterwards and chose Applebees, where he and my uncle fought over who would pay the bill. I took my mom home, bought two bottles of cheap white wine, and drove an hour and a half home to drink them.
I think I'm the only one drinking to him tonight which is a shame.
If you're out there drinking tonight and wouldn't mind saying good bye Bill for me I'd appreciate it.
Oh. So, the week-later reception was a swinger party. That makes sense. “Honeymoon’s over” as they say.Wasn't a wedding; they got married a week ago at some destination or another. This was just areceptionchance for the bride to wear her dress again.
Well, my friends know these people from Renaissance Faire, so....Oh. So, the week-later reception was a swinger party. That makes sense. “Honeymoon’s over” as they say.
So....you’re not attracted to any of them?Well, my friends know these people from Renaissance Faire, so....
Coincidentally, there’s a discussion of long balls in the World Cup thread right now!What age do the balls dangle at? Right now mine are holding on tight. Nice job balls.
Open the oven and put a piece of fruit in food in there. Once he flies in there close the door and bake his ###There's a damned fly in my house that I've spent way more time than I'd like to admit trying to get rid of. I've used all of my nifty flyswatter moves - including the dreaded backhand double-swat - all to no avail. If y'all see a smoke plume on the horizon, it's probably because of that fly.
My only experience with Xanax had my wife finding me asleep in a planter when she came to pick me up after an MRI.mmm xanax
So, one of the peanut people? Well, good for you....I think.My only experience with Xanax had my wife finding me asleep in a planter when she came to pick me up after an MRI.
Got up in the middle of the night to take dump (Had some stomach issues) Sat down and SPLASH, they went for a dip and I damn near fell off the toilet. The seat was up, and it was dark.How are your balls?
Hi Fred, this. My condolences to you GB.Hey Fred.
Sorry I missed this. But I will tonight. Your brother’s story is not that far off from some that hit really close to home. I wish you well in moving forward.
I think they’re just called farmers.My only experience with Xanax had my wife finding me asleep in a planter when she came to pick me up after an MRI.
Wouldn’t you like to knowIt’s also possible you just have really small balls.
Got up in the middle of the night to take dump (Had some stomach issues) Sat down and SPLASH, they went for a dip and I damn near fell off the toilet. The seat was up, and it was dark.
You don't realize how much turbleunce a toilet seat that's up causes until you sit down not realizing it.
It was stunningly not arranged at all. I sort of laughed. We already had a note-for-note version of Africa -- was it Rivers's voice or something that was going to carry it over the top?I recently heard this note-by-note replica of Toto's "Africa" that Weezer inexplicably released. What was the purpose of that?
weddings are so dumb. everything associated with the pageantry is just a colossal waste of money.Wasn't a wedding; they got married a week ago at some destination or another. This was just areceptionchance for the bride to wear her dress again.
It depends. If they’re just a bit small, I don’t really care. If they’re the size of bbs or something, I would probably find that interesting enough that I would ask questions.Wouldn’t you like to know
Eye-talians have a lot of phrases around balls. Cracks me up when my MIL says that my balls are twisted (I'm upset) or are hot (I have the A/C turned on too cold).How are your balls?
TestIf the board software doesn't allow you to give a like to someone is it because they have you on ignore?
I listened to the whole damn thing certain that there was going to be some Big Difference coming just around the corner. Rubbish, indeed.It was stunningly not arranged at all. I sort of laughed. We already had a note-for-note version of Africa -- was it Rivers's voice or something that was going to carry it over the top?
Ah, well. Rubbish.
Yeah, I don't expect much from Weezer these days. They've either mailed it in or been confused since after Maladroit, which I actually love.I listened to the whole damn thing certain that there was going to be some Big Difference coming just around the corner. Rubbish, indeed.
Evidently they go through bassists at a steady rate.Yeah, I don't expect much from Weezer these days. They've either mailed it in or been confused since after Maladroit, which I actually love.
Ouch. Didn't Mikey Welsh die? Yeah, I looked it up. He did. He predicted his own death on Twitter?Evidently they go through bassists at a steady rate.
So, now we know what all those scarves are REALLY for. Trusswork.Oh ####... Almost forgot... My balls started to dangle sometime after 45/6. If I had a stop motion camera while I slept, I swear you could see them creeping by the minute
Because she has t!t$ like Halle Berry?Osaurus said:Mrs. O has a friend we codenamed swordfish.
5800 after level 4. Lost twice with 7 4 3 2 A.I'm rolling out of bed and headed to Vegas for some Razz today at 3pm. My balls are doing just fine. Today.
I'm no expert, but it seems like a female wearing her sleeping garments is in a bar ordering a ####ty, alcoholless beverage.Because I thought @Ilov80s might be interested...I received the following text from Mr Krista tonight whilst he is visiting a bar: “THERES A WOMAN IN HER PAJAMAS ORDERING SNAPPLE WHAT THE #### IS EVEN HAPPENING.”
Shouldn't you be preparing an 10-month summary or something?I'm no expert, but it seems like a female wearing her sleeping garments is in a bar ordering a ####ty, alcoholless beverage.
Hth mr k.
people still drink snapple?Because I thought @Ilov80s might be interested...I received the following text from Mr Krista tonight whilst he is visiting a bar: “THERES A WOMAN IN HER PAJAMAS ORDERING SNAPPLE WHAT THE #### IS EVEN HAPPENING.”