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I have a Hawaii shirt on, gray gym shorts, clip-on mirror shades over my eyeglasses, and am going to get my hair cut by a friend who's a retired escort.

Yep, a perfect Sunday for Uruk-Me. Someone please hammer a spike through my head.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Let's see......

I have a Hawaii shirt on, gray gym shorts, clip-on mirror shades over my eyeglasses, and am going to get my hair cut by a friend who's a retired escort.

Yep, a perfect Sunday for Uruk-Me. Someone please hammer a spike through my head.
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How long has she been retired?

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Let's see......

I have a Hawaii shirt on, gray gym shorts, clip-on mirror shades over my eyeglasses, and am going to get my hair cut by a friend who's a retired escort.

Yep, a perfect Sunday for Uruk-Me. Someone please hammer a spike through my head.
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Sounds like you need a massage session GB.  

 
Kid is going to a bday party. My wife just threw this threat at her, “go make her a bday card or I’m gonna go get one of the Jesus ones grandma gave us.  :lmao:    Your choice, homemade card or some weird, random bible verse.”  Kid is making a card as we speak. 

 
cosjobs said:
Any shave and tug specials?
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No, sir. As I said, she's retired.

I hadn't seen her in a while, so we had fun catching up. She's one of those people who carries a black cloud over her head - if it can go wrong, it will. I was glad to see that she's doing better.

She was doing great on my hair until the very end when I heard her say "####" under her breath. Flat tops don't have much margin for error and the gouge is pretty apparent (you can't comb over it), but screw it.

 
For the parents:

Anecdotal BirthControl @PedersonAhmed

Co-worker:  Is ...is everything ok at home??

Me:  What? Yes ...oh, the black-eye?  Yah, my 1 yr old just wanted to let me know he was done with his sippy cup.  

 
I haven't had anything really good to post lately.  We had out annual golf trip last weekend and usually play a practice 18 on Friday but it was thunder storming.  Sooo...we went to the casino and killed some time, and money!! am I right! :) lol, and by the time we got to the joint was perfectly stoned.  I go to check us in because I'm all cool and #### when the cute blonde about my age,oof, that kinded of reminded me of K4, told me we had to check in with this dirty looking hottie that was in her mid-20's. Because I'm a moron I say to her "the prettier one told me I have to see you".  My buddies, if they had shame, looked like they were going to die from embarrassment. Hottie had her mouf open and kind of laughing like "you #######!" while the blonde gave me the "oh,hi Bob" look. It was pretty great and worth getting yelled at why I would say something like that.

 
-fish- said:
At a state fair watching Flock of Seagulls. The lead singer is fat and bald.

But we found a bar with no line.
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People are so into the state fair here.  Everyone I know seems to go.  I've never lived anywhere where people cared so much about the state fair, and I've lived in Indiana.

 
krista4 said:
People are so into the state fair here.  Everyone I know seems to go.  I've never lived anywhere where people cared so much about the state fair, and I've lived in Indiana.
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Ohio has the biggest state fair. I know because I went many times as a kid. Corndogs, tractor pulls, and pie and quilting contests as far as the eye can see. Also, giant pumpkins the size of a car.

My favorite was the annual life-size cow carved out of butter.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Ohio has the biggest state fair. I know because I went many times as a kid. Corndogs, tractor pulls, and pie and quilting contests as far as the eye can see. Also, giant pumpkins the size of a car.

My favorite was the annual life-size cow carved out of butter.
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Best is rides that are from the back of a truck.  Today 19 people were stuck suspended upside down for over half an hour.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I haven't had anything really good to post lately.  We had out annual golf trip last weekend and usually play a practice 18 on Friday but it was thunder storming.  Sooo...we went to the casino and killed some time, and money!! am I right! :) lol, and by the time we got to the joint was perfectly stoned.  I go to check us in because I'm all cool and #### when the cute blonde about my age,oof, that kinded of reminded me of K4, told me we had to check in with this dirty looking hottie that was in her mid-20's. Because I'm a moron I say to her "the prettier one told me I have to see you".  My buddies, if they had shame, looked like they were going to die from embarrassment. Hottie had her mouf open and kind of laughing like "you #######!" while the blonde gave me the "oh,hi Bob" look. It was pretty great and worth getting yelled at why I would say something like that.
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bob golfing.

 
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