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I am that guy in furleys story, btw. Just went to Macy's and Target to get some crap for the wife to return because she hates me.  I mean it...hates IT. And me. Did get her a fancy purse since I actually got a bonus from the new gig I wasn't expecting at all.

 
El Floppo said:
And yeah. :doh: for going anywhere, let alone ####### Macy's the weekend before Christmas.
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Yeah, imagine my delight at getting scheduled to do an inspection at a store in the largest mall in America this morning. Good times.

 
Henry Ford said:
Hey, guys.  PSA.  If you're going to buy stuff for your kid to use in a nativity play, just check it out first.

Don't be like this mom.
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So after all this, the kid still has a sheep sex doll but she plans to take it away from him at some point in the future? 

Time to just rip the band aid off, mama.  Shut it down. 

 
urbanhack said:
on tap for tonight...  

pinot gris, stoned-yoga in my santa claus pajama pants and netflix

j/k

I'm going to local bar to try and pick up chicks!  Happy Friday!
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Not knowing the outcome....but....you should have worn your Santa pajamas to the bar. 

 
Dayum it’s early.  Heading back to Orlando.  Worst interstate evah.

ETA: Somebody’s car alarm was going off about every 20 minutes for the last few hours.  There are better ways to to make sure you wake up on time.

 
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Travel safe, O. 

I'm getting ready to go to friggin' Wal Mart before heading over to Maryland. I need wrapping paper, as the gift-giving day between my mom, myself, and my brother got accelerated to today. I don't know how the hell I'm going to wrap this package for my mother - it's an air fryer - that doesn't look like it was done by a four year-old.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Travel safe, O. 

I'm getting ready to go to friggin' Wal Mart before heading over to Maryland. I need wrapping paper, as the gift-giving day between my mom, myself, and my brother got accelerated to today. I don't know how the hell I'm going to wrap this package for my mother - it's an air fryer - that doesn't look like it was done by a four year-old.
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Brown bags from the grocery store.  Or, newspaper. 

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Brown bags from the grocery store.  Or, newspaper. 
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I have trash can liners. Maybe I could spray paint one of them in festive colors.

I usually use gift bags and that tissue paper stuff, but this box is too big for one of those. Clumsy as I am, it'll be a miracle if I don't cut myself trying to wrap this damned thing.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Travel safe, O. 

I'm getting ready to go to friggin' Wal Mart before heading over to Maryland. I need wrapping paper, as the gift-giving day between my mom, myself, and my brother got accelerated to today. I don't know how the hell I'm going to wrap this package for my mother - it's an air fryer - that doesn't look like it was done by a four year-old.
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Made it to Disney.  It’s cold so everyone’s indoors.  I need a beignet.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Is that a type of wine? Or maybe a stocking cap?
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Lol.  French donut.  We’re staying at Port Orleans and they make good ones here.  Dropping off the car and heading to Magic Kingdom to get run into by strollers all day.  Mrs. O gets her Disney fix so it’s all good.

 
Osaurus said:
Lol.  French donut.  We’re staying at Port Orleans and they make good ones here.  Dropping off the car and heading to Magic Kingdom to get run into by strollers all day.  Mrs. O gets her Disney fix so it’s all good.
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My Regional VP went two weeks ago. He had never been to Disney, but at least he had flown before. His wife and two kids - maybe 4 & 6 - had never done either. He came back last Monday and collapsed in his office - "I told my wife next time I'll pay for my MIL to go in my place. They told me it was SLOW when we were there. Jesus.....". 

 
Uruk-Hai said:
My Regional VP went two weeks ago. He had never been to Disney, but at least he had flown before. His wife and two kids - maybe 4 & 6 - had never done either. He came back last Monday and collapsed in his office - "I told my wife next time I'll pay for my MIL to go in my place. They told me it was SLOW when we were there. Jesus.....". 
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DW Beignet

 
Coop's HS basketball team got off to a pretty brutal 0-4 start.  But, they have won 2 straight and the little fella has played just about the entire way all season long.  Drilled a couple of 3s last night and willed his team to the win.  He's a damn bulldog out there.  

So so so so proud.  

 
Just realized I haven’t bought a single Christmas gift this year.  Don’t worry, @mr. furley, not in a “I’m going to the mall on Christmas Eve” way, but that I have no one I’m buying for.  

Mr krista and I haven’t exchanged gifts in years, nor have my brother and I, and this year I came to agreement with both my mom and stepmother to spend money on trips together next year instead.  Mr Krista is in charge of his family, which usually means they get nothing.  I have a nephew, but he’s in college so just wants cash for hookers and blow.

Feels weird not to be wrapping anything in comically inept fashion.

 
krista4 said:
Just realized I haven’t bought a single Christmas gift this year.  Don’t worry, @mr. furley, not in a “I’m going to the mall on Christmas Eve” way, but that I have no one I’m buying for.  

Mr krista and I haven’t exchanged gifts in years, nor have my brother and I, and this year I came to agreement with both my mom and stepmother to spend money on trips together next year instead.  Mr Krista is in charge of his family, which usually means they get nothing.  I have a nephew, but he’s in college so just wants cash for hookers and blow.

Feels weird not to be wrapping anything in comically inept fashion.
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I'll be your huckleberry

 
I don't buy Christmas presents for adults. And at this point, I don't have a lot of children in my life. I got a gift card for my GB's 17-year-old stepdaughter.

:oldunsure:

:homer:

:oldunsure:

 
I hope my oldest boy gives Southern Oregon a good look for college.  Great place to live, excellent theater and such.  Cost wouldn't break us dearly.  

 
Getting old and out of shape.  I am not a complete slob but don't work out as much as I should.

Catching for my daughter today. Sitting on a bucket, she throws low and inside. I reach for it. Somehow pulled my groin and jacked my back up. :lmao:

 
always thought the "naked old man dries his balls under the air dryer at the gym" thing was a myth until yesterday

first time in a public gym locker after swim class with my kid yesterday. the number of naked old dudes just casually chatting, or airing our their balls was shocking but the elderly guy with his foot up on a stool under the hand dryer, jerking himself off (more or less) took the cake.

 
ninety percent of the time when i reply to a thread here, the page loads interminably and i have to open a new tab. then if i try to respond to another thread, my previous reply is there in the reply window... partially completed.

 
mr. furley said:
ninety percent of the time when i reply to a thread here, the page loads interminably and i have to open a new tab. then if i try to respond to another thread, my previous reply is there in the reply window... partially completed.
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So which other thread got the "old dude's balls dryin'" story?

 
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