GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)

[Sideshow Bob]

Hoo-boy.

I hope I don't go to hell by osmosis.

Client's a Trump?

 

[El Floppo]

Busy first day?

Had to wait until 2ish to even learn what I'd be doing. Left normal time because what I'm doing is a mess and I have a meeting on site today to learn more.

Still waiting?

No

Client's a Trump?

Not at liberty to discuss specifics. Suffice to say, hell is in the offing.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I'm taking that as a yes

 

[mr. furley]

Had to wait until 2ish to even learn what I'd be doing. Left normal time because what I'm doing is a mess and I have a meeting on site today to learn more.

a meeting on site? on your first day?

you late on project deadlines already??

 

[Hawks64]

So is Cat shirt Bob now sideshow Bob or Sheriff Bart?

 

[Hawks64]

Had to wait until 2ish to even learn what I'd be doing. Left normal time because what I'm doing is a mess and I have a meeting on site today to learn more.

No

Not at liberty to discuss specifics. Suffice to say, hell is in the offing.

Sorry Floppo...sucks to be dropped into the on the first day.

ETA the p o o p enmoji turns into a smiley why am I not surprised

 

[mr. furley]

So is Cat shirt Bob now sideshow Bob or Sheriff Bart?

yes

 

[Sideshow Bob]

All the Bobs here are the same person.  Curiously, all Joe T aliai.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

So is Cat shirt Bob now sideshow Bob or Sheriff Bart?

Sideshow Bob is not affiliated with any of these people, other than having also been very happy when the Blues won the Cup.

 

[Hawks64]

Well that doesn't clear anything up...unless I'm missing something Bart was talking about stuff in the DTV thread that made me think Bob handed the keys off to someone else. And now sideshow pops up here. Oh well....I'll just pull a Kev and more

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Well that doesn't clear anything up...unless I'm missing something Bart was talking about stuff in the DTV thread that made me think Bob handed the keys off to someone else. And now sideshow pops up here. Oh well....I'll just pull a Kev and more

AFAIK, CSB is still Bart. But that doesn't mean anything. I'm pretty out of touch with things around here these days.

<---Not CSB

 

[krista4]

Sideshow, how are you at GMTAN summaries?

 

[McJose]

AFAIK, CSB is still Bart. But that doesn't mean anything. I'm pretty out of touch with things around here these days.

<---Not CSB

That's exactly what CSB would say.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Sideshow, how are you at GMTAN summaries?

-Scarf business mysteriously booming in New York. Quoting an industry insider, "It's like everybody who wears scarves just got a new job and a raise."

-Boyle kid banned from his parents' home after Tanner issues 8 warning points and the commentary "'Your face' jokes decidedly not cool."

-Bucky finally discovered brushing. And there was much rejoicing.

-krista hasn't pooped in 6 months

-Really too disinterested and out of the loop to GAF and go back any further.

 

[McJose]

Not at liberty to discuss specifics. Suffice to say, hell is in the offing.

How is Charles Martin's widow?

 

[mr. furley]

How is Charles Martin's widow?

she's expert at body slamming full-sized cutouts of Jim McMahon when she gets angry

 

[kevzilla]

Oh well....I'll just pull a Kev and more

HEY

 

[Dan Lambskin]

At a point where work is making me want to go home and drink heavily every night but I can’t because my kids have soccer practice every night 

 

[kevzilla]

Stupid kids.

@General Malaise > hai

 

[berndog]

At a point where work is making me want to go home and drink heavily every night but I can’t because my kids have soccer practice every night 

Experience tells me you can do both or at least get the party started during practice. 

 

[kevzilla]

Karaoke night at the bar. Usually entertaining, whether good or bad. But this dooshcanoe decided 'Mr. Roboto' was the answer to a question no one asked. I'm out.

 

[mr. furley]

well, these running shorts leave absolutely nothing to the imagination

tally ho, boys!

 

[Sideshow Bob]

well, these running shorts leave absolutely nothing to the imagination

tally ho, boys!

You need a better imagination

 

[-fish-]

@shuke. @General Malaise  KFC has a chicken sandwich with two glazed donuts in place of a bun.   I think this needs video.

 

[mr. furley]

let's play a game today

every time you hear someone say the word "jeepers" throw a $20 in a jar. i'll put a nickel in a jar.

at the end of the day let's count and see who has more money, the FFA collectively or me.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

PEOPLE JUST WALK AROUND SAYING JEEPERS!?!?  THAT NEVER HAPPENS. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF IT DID?!?!

 

[RC94]

I don't think I have ever heard someone say jeepers here in NYC.  It might be because you can get a beat down if you do.

 

[Zegras11]

Jeepers, Wally........

 

[-fish-]

My brother's dog was named Jeepers.  But it's dead, and my brother is in Italy, so the chances that I hear it are pretty slim.

 

[Henry Ford]

I had fried bananas with my lunch and I think I might fall into a sugar coma.

 

[El Floppo]

I had fried bananas with my lunch and I think I might fall into a sugar coma.

Jeepers!

 

[El Floppo]

Btw... Velma says hold her keys to the mystery machine.

 

[kevzilla]

I had fried bananas with my lunch and I think I might fall into a sugar coma.

I read this post and I might fall into a sugar coma.

 

[Henry Ford]

Btw... Velma says hold her keys to the mystery machine.

I believe you mean "Jinkies!"

 

[kevzilla]

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

 

[roadkill1292]

Jeepers, I love the name "Velma." It's one of the last of the great old timey names that still sounds sexy.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger.

Seems like the doctor you'd want, other than the cleanup afterwards.

 

[mr. furley]

Jeepers, I love the name "Velma." It's one of the last of the great old timey names that still sounds sexy.

a friend of mine is married to a Vel. 

she's more man than i.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

she's more man than i.

Hmmm...

 

[mr. furley]

Hmmm...

*tousles scarf* 

well, i never!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

let's play a game today

every time you hear someone say the word "jeepers" throw a $20 in a jar. i'll put a nickel in a jar.

at the end of the day let's count and see who has more money, the FFA collectively or me.

Ford has an acronym GPIRS that everyone calls jeepers so I here it more frequently than I would like

”hey did we ship those jeepers orders yet!”

 

[El Floppo]

I believe you mean "Jinkies!"

Well, dammit- of course you're right.

I have well and truly turned into my dad (Ricardo Montalban became Ricky Mandlebaum to him).

 

[Henry Ford]

Well, dammit- of course you're right.

I have well and truly turned into my dad (Ricardo Montalban became Ricky Mandlebaum to him).

Now I want to see Ricky Mandlebaum, the gay Jewish Ricardo Montalban impersonator.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

Is that Ricky Mandlebaum's comedy duo partner?

 

[Henry Ford]

Ricky Mandlebaum and Dr. Jellyfinger - Wednesday and Thursday night at the Silver Slipper Casino!

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Well, dammit- of course you're right.

I have well and truly turned into my dad (Ricardo Montalban became Ricky Mandlebaum to him).

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MistyIncompatibleGermanshepherd-small.gif

 

[mr. furley]

well don't stop now @Henry Ford. you had some momentum.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

well don't stop now @Henry Ford. you had some momentum.

Mrs Ford, I presume

 

[-fish-]

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

2 cans of Chicken of the Sea