GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (12 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Oh man hopefully mine will be here soon

IIRC I asked to be compensated in tuna (actually true)

 

[El Floppo]

Is that Ricky Mandlebaum's comedy duo partner?

I had an electrical contractor recently apologize for a mistake he made signing off with, Mia Culpa. That's subtle variation makes for great drag name, imo

 

[RC94]

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

I hope this is a show or movie and not an actual Dr. Jellyfinger.  I know that now that I'm in my 40s I should go to the doctor for a visit like that, but no.

 

[Henry Ford]

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Put it all on red.  If you win you can afford a ticket to Ricky Montelbaum and Dr. Jellyfinger. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I had an electrical contractor recently apologize for a mistake he made signing off with, Mia Culpa. That's subtle variation makes for great drag name, imo

Definitely the bad girl of the group. 

 

[-fish-]

Put it all on red.  If you win you can afford a ticket to Ricky Montelbaum and Dr. Jellyfinger. 

Before I saw this post, I decided to play online roulette with it.   I put $1 on 19, and $1 on 25/26/28/29.   I hit the 19 and won $36. So dumb.

 

[GroveDiesel]

@shuke. @General Malaise  KFC has a chicken sandwich with two glazed donuts in place of a bun.   I think this needs video.

I once made a homemade bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut cut in half for the bun. It was amazing.

 

[Henry Ford]

Before I saw this post, I decided to play online roulette with it.   I put $1 on 19, and $1 on 25/26/28/29.   I hit the 19 and won $36. So dumb.

I believe you can get a backstage pass for $36. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I kind of want more fried bananas. 

 

[-fish-]

I believe you can get a backstage pass for $36. 

I bet you can get backstage with Dr. Jellyfinger with a fifth of generic vodka.

 

[mr. furley]

I kind of want more fried bananas. 

they're called plantains, Enrique

 

[Henry Ford]

they're called plantains, Enrique

Not if they’re made with bananas instead of plantains, Captain Stet.  

 

[strykerpks]

I've said "jeepers" 3 times today. Actually actually true

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I once made a homemade bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut cut in half for the bun. It was amazing.

 So,  a "Luther Vandross."

 

[mr. furley]

Not if they’re made with bananas instead of plantains, Captain Stet.  

it seems we're at an impasse

 

[Henry Ford]

it seems we're at an impasse

Sort of

 

[shuke]

I hope this is a show or movie and not an actual Dr. Jellyfinger.  I know that now that I'm in my 40s I should go to the doctor for a visit like that, but no.

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

 

[El Floppo]

it seems we're at an impasse

I forget...is an impasse that thing when you use a word wrong and stand behind the the continued wrong use? Jeepers, shaggy.

 

[mr. furley]

I forget...is an impasse that thing when you use a word wrong and stand behind the the continued wrong use? Jeepers, shaggy.

how the hell do i know? i don't speak French, Pierre.

 

[mr. furley]

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

certainly a disappointing development

 

[Henry Ford]

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

My condolences. 

 

[Henry Ford]

how the hell do i know? i don't speak French, Pierre.

That’s weird. Why have we all been calling you Lucky Pierre all this time?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

if your blood test says, you need the further imaging, god be with you.  

 

[kevzilla]

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

 

[UOFI_316]

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

Yes, but they are talking about going to an actual doctor.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

Me, too.

And one of these days I'll schedule my first prostate exam.

 

[SofaKings]

Taking all of my social studies classes to Scholastic Book Fair today.  Not sure if "Magnolia Table" by Joanna Gaines is in the K-8 reading wheelhouse.

 

[SofaKings]

They do enjoy GM's "why my kid is having a meltdown" vids.

 

[Zegras11]

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

I for one, enjoy all your hooking up stories.  

 

[urbanhack]

https://www.facebook.com/stfd.shutthefrontdoor/photos/a.226003427428996/2999181080111203/?type=3&theater

 

[Dickies]

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Invest it and live off the interest

 

[Dickies]

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

You could have just returned the sneakers

 

[Osaurus]

@kevzilla, Vegas trip is coming up. 

 

[McJose]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hA

 

[RC94]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hA

Today is my mom's birthday.  I sent her this video.  Thanks for posting it, I had never heard of it before.

 

[kevzilla]

@kevzilla, Vegas trip is coming up. 

Monday is 30 days out for me, which means it's time to reserve the limo and start the blackjack practice. 

 

[Osaurus]

Monday is 30 days out for me, which means it's time to reserve the limo and start the blackjack practice. 

We’re flying to LA on the 22nd. I’m flying into Vegas on the 24th around 1 pm. I think my friends from Portland are coming in around 4 or 5. I’ll text you when we get a little closer, but Saturday night’s reserved for Fremont St. for sure. I’m heading back on that Monday the 28th.

 

[mr. furley]

Today is my mom's birthday.  I sent her this video.  Thanks for posting it, I had never heard of it before.

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

 

[mr. furley]

theoretically, if we were outing aliaii nowadays who might Rodrigo Duterte be?

beeg?

 

[McJose]

CRAMIFICATIONS

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/d7famx/thug_goat/

 

[mr. furley]

opening day of zucchini season

 

[McJose]

Not to get political but...

https://i.redd.it/2g0f2crhqyn31.jpg

 

[RC94]

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

It sounded familiar, but I never would have thought of looking for that video.

 

[belljr]

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

 

[mr. furley]

Not to get political but...

https://i.redd.it/2g0f2crhqyn31.jpg

*scratchesYangoffmyballot*

 

[Henry Ford]

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

Thanks.

 

[McJose]

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

https://images.app.goo.gl/YjYL86QfCukWT6u57

 

[Dickies]

opening day of zucchini season

If we ban guns they will just harvest zucchini with a knife

 

[eoMMan]

We’re flying to LA on the 22nd. I’m flying into Vegas on the 24th around 1 pm. I think my friends from Portland are coming in around 4 or 5. I’ll text you when we get a little closer, but Saturday night’s reserved for Fremont St. for sure. I’m heading back on that Monday the 28th.

Damn. I'll probably be doing Fremont St. that Friday night.  That's what the initial itinerary says.  Gotta do a wedding on Saturday.  

 

[eoMMan]

*scratchesYangoffmyballot*

Yup.