GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Dirkswish]

I think I am jumping back into this Facebook thing with both feet this week. So if you are a member of the GMTAN group on facebook, be warned of a friend request coming from Texas.

And Guster is my hero.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

SLB, sorry about your homoerotic adventures.

Frosty, sorry about your forced drunkenness.

Bentrly, sorry about your whole existence.

Tanner, sorry about your freakish disdain of physical contact with other human beings.

 

[UOFI_316]

I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.

My body really hurts.

Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".

I'm going back to bed.

Were you breathing at the time?? Maybe he thought you were dead.

 

[Osaurus]

Going to a nature preserve nearby for a short hike soon and then off to sell 300+ CDs. If I don't check in later, I'm still at the preserve or I left the country with my substantial CD money.

 

[Dirkswish]

Although I had no real rooting interest this weekend, the team that I wanted to win went 0-4.

If I had to pick a rooting interest at this point, I would pick NE, but just barely over watching the WNBA instead.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Games I don't want to see...in order:

1. Baltimore-San Fran. Craptacular QBs and we all-Harbaugh-all-the-time commentary.

2. New England-New York. Really don't care about a rematch.

3. New England-San Fran. Team of the 80s v. Team of the 00s. Least distasteful storyline, but I really don't want another one of these teams winning a title.

4. Baltimore-New York. Really don't care about a rematch. Of the 4 teams left, I dislike the Giants the least.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

partially documented in the drunk thread: Knuckles tried to get dropped off at my house around 2 a.m. last night. I was drunk, on vicodin and my knee hurt too much to walk downstairs, so I ignored the doorbell ringing for about 10 minutes and went back to sleep.

How did you know it was her? Did she stick her whole hand through the mailslot?

 

[kevzilla]

I find it difficult to root for Jim Harbaugh. If Pete Carroll thinks you're a dickmitten....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was all excited because I filled out a playoff football card, no spread, and had all winners yesterday. Found out the payout is $48 if I win the whole thing. <_<

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Hi all. I have nothing to contribute except to say that I ate and drank way too much yesterday, so I'm sitting in my PJs, scratching myself, farting, and struggling to think straight.

Slap it high.

 

[Tiger Fan]

group text is the devil. I'm thinking of switching back to a droid just to stop accidentally replying to all.

 

[Dirkswish]

Hi all. I have nothing to contribute except to say that I ate and drank way too much yesterday, so I'm sitting in my PJs, scratching myself, farting, and struggling to think straight. Slap it high.

 

[Osaurus]

Waiting to hear the verdict on hundreds of alternative CDs I am trying to sell to a used store. Might try to sell them all at a garage sale instead....hmmm

 

[Guster]

I'm on kid duty today, but that didnt stop me from trying to get her number

 

[Guster]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

 

[Dirkswish]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

I get my kids on Wednesday nights for dinner and most of the time we end up at Pizza Inn, because it has pizza, games and someone on Kids Night, which happens to be Wednesdays, making balloon animals. Different person each time and I would say they are trending about 50% that they are on some kind of work release program. Very creepy guys those balloon makers.

 

[Guster]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

I get my kids on Wednesday nights for dinner and most of the time we end up at Pizza Inn, because it has pizza, games and someone on Kids Night, which happens to be Wednesdays, making balloon animals. Different person each time and I would say they are trending about 50% that they are on some kind of work release program. Very creepy guys those balloon makers.

His lisp is more than a little disconcerting

 

[Bonzai]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

That ####### otter place? Hell on earth.

 

[Guster]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

That ####### otter place? Hell on earth.

yeah, pretty much. I tried to convince my daughter to try Dave & Busters instead, but she wanted Totter's Otterville or Chuck E Cheese Good to see you in the GMTAN, GB

 

[Tiger Fan]

Waiting to hear the verdict on hundreds of alternative CDs I am trying to sell to a used store. Might try to sell them all at a garage sale instead....hmmm

I can't imagine you'll get much if anything for them.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

What's he holding up? His rap sheet?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Tanner, sorry about your freakish disdain of physical contact with other human beings.

Fixed

 

[Guster]

This kid toucher is making balloon animals and doing magic tricks for little kids at the fun center thing we're at

What's he holding up? His rap sheet?

Rope for tying up little kids a magic trick

 

[General Malaise]

10am. Finally found the motivation to make a pot of coffee and shower. And I'm not even hungover. Ex-wife dropped the boys off to me at 6am. I forced them to go back to bed. Really living the dream on this holiday Monday.

 

[Guster]

I don't think I've ever seen a collective set of women that haven given up in life as much as the lot here. A good quarter of them are wearing sweat pants and probably another quarter are wearing maternity jeans despite not being pregnant.

It's like Walmart crossed with a McDonalds play place thingy

 

[Guster]

10am. Finally found the motivation to make a pot of coffee and shower. And I'm not even hungover. Ex-wife dropped the boys off to me at 6am. I forced them to go back to bed. Really living the dream on this holiday Monday.

Martin Luther King, Jr would be proud to have you honor him in such a way

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I don't think I've ever seen a collective set of women that haven given up in life as much as the lot here. A good quarter of them are wearing sweat pants and probably another quarter are wearing maternity jeans despite not being pregnant.It's like Walmart crossed with a McDonalds play place thingy

I call that a "Target Rich Environment".

 

[General Malaise]

Was going to drive across town to watch Moneyball last night, but once I found out I could just order it off Comcast, I stayed in and had Jimmy John's deliver me a sandwich. There was, afterall, a dusting of snow last night. And this guy don't drive in no snow. Well, not after drinking.

Still can't believe that Saints game. My jaw is still on the floor.

Wife has been gone since Friday morning. I think I've used a total of 3 dishes (including utensils/cups) since she's been gone. Been a lot of eating out for me. Really putting that xmas bonus to good use.

Cos, I have no idea what a "World Market" is. I can do some wine shopping at Rite Aid for you, if need be.

Moneyball was okay. Reminded me of "Social Network". Way more hype than it deserved. I don't even remember the A's being any good. What was the highlight of that movie? 20 game win streak? Wasn't a bad movie, but I don't think it was the barnburner everybody made it out to be. Also, David Justice is still alive...why not have him play himself? That actor didn't really even look like David Justice.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, and TWO different $200 withdrawals on Saturday night. Guess how much of that $400 wound its way back into my pockets?

 

[Guster]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

 

[General Malaise]

lol at Scarlet Fever....Coal Miner's Lungs next?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

Rickets would be funny though.

 

[Guster]

There's a cute girl sitting on the bench watching the rug rats play in the ball pit thing that keeps looking over in my general direction with a smile on her face, but I think she might even be too young for Homer

 

[pigskinliquors]

BTW, I don't belong in the Scotch thread, but Balvenie Doublewood is tasty stuff.

second. SLB sent me a bottle for SS. delicious.

Balvenie Double is delicious, and was my go to scotch until I came across this.

 

[Flash]

Oh, and TWO different $200 withdrawals on Saturday night. Guess how much of that $400 wound its way back into my pockets?

I think we need a detailed write-up here.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

Rickets would be funny though.

A couple of cases of scurvy could seriously cripple the History department.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, and TWO different $200 withdrawals on Saturday night. Guess how much of that $400 wound its way back into my pockets?

I think we need a detailed write-up here.

Wish I could provide those, but all I have are snippets in the memory bank and I'd like to erase those if possible.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

Rickets would be funny though.

A couple of cases of scurvy could seriously cripple the History department.

Make sure you eat plenty of bread.

 

[bryhamm]

I really like Natalie Portman.

Had a discussion Sat night while watching football with a couple of buddies. The topic was "What actress who has never shown her bewbs would you like see?". I mentioned the lovely Ms. Portman and said that it would be like another Phoebe Cates jaw dropper if she did it. Both of the other guys agreed. One of them mentioned Kate Beckinsale, and we all agreed that she was another good choice. Well, yesterday I get see a Mr Skin promo link on a msg board and click on it and lo and behold, who do I see? The one and only Kate Beckinsale.

 

[bentley]

There's a cute girl sitting on the bench watching the rug rats play in the ball pit thing that keeps looking over in my general direction with a smile on her face, but I think she might even be too young for Homer

I took JR to one of those bounce places today. Mostly fat moms in sweats but the two MILFs in yoga pants made up for it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I might catch some flack for my latest post in the "colorblind" thread.

 

[Osaurus]

Waiting to hear the verdict on hundreds of alternative CDs I am trying to sell to a used store. Might try to sell them all at a garage sale instead....hmmm

I can't imagine you'll get much if anything for them.

$48.50 for about 50 or so. 700+ to go.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

Rickets would be funny though.

A couple of cases of scurvy could seriously cripple the History department.

Call in sick tomorrow. Claim to heave Black Death.

 

[pricklypete]

What happened to Ditkaless Wonders?

I liked that old fart.

 

[proninja]

My 20 mile commute into work this morning was a little different with the snow. Got a cool picture though

 

[Tecumseh]

Jeebus. This woman I work with just posted on FB that one of her kids has scarlet fever. She has 3 kids and she posted that they've also had hand-foot-and-mouth disease (twice) and rubella.

I replied with "hope everyone gets well soon" but had to add "Your household sounds like a game of Oregon Trail."

I guess she is one of those people that thinks vaccinations area placebo and will end up killing us all?

I have no idea. She teaches right next door to me and she's never come off as a nutbag. All I know is that I'm staying the hell away from her tomorrow. I don't need trench-foot or consumption or the hydra-phobee.

Rickets would be funny though.

A couple of cases of scurvy could seriously cripple the History department.

You should take over the yearbook committee for the sole purpose of making sure she is listed as Typhoid Mary.

 

[urbanhack]

My 20 mile commute into work this morning was a little different with the snow. Got a cool picture though

wow...you really go 20 miles each day? you bring out a different bike/tires for the snow??