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Apologies to those who were texted last night. Before I went to bed I deleted all my messages. I vaguely remember my wife taking my phone and possibly seeing noods.
The texting was so prolific last night that my phone vibrated off the table
The wife and I were hanging out with another couple. I wasn't able to dedicate my full attention to my phone. I need to get my priorities straight.
 
Ugh. Listening to some (non sports) people next to me discussing Jeremy Lin -

"Have you heard about Jeremy Lin? He's like this 3rd string point guard that's setting all kinds of scoring records"

"I don't think he's a point guard. He'd be a really tall point guard."

:wall:

 
Ugh. Listening to some (non sports) people next to me discussing Jeremy Lin -

"Have you heard about Jeremy Lin? He's like this 3rd string point guard that's setting all kinds of scoring records"

"I don't think he's a point guard. He'd be a really tall point guard."

:wall:
You should have corrected them: "He's an Asian point guard."
 
Apologies to those who were texted last night. Before I went to bed I deleted all my messages. I vaguely remember my wife taking my phone and possibly seeing noods.
I was offended by the whole thing. I will add that I absolutely love Guster and his friend.
 
Scheduled a vasectomy consult today. I offered to just drop off my two sons for a visit so they could see firsthand why there's no way in hell I want to risk more kids.

 
I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?
not exactly sure why but :lol:
 
Mrs. SLB texted me Wednesday:

Jenny, the nurse that assisted in your knee surgery, from work would like to meet you for a few happy hour drinks tomorrow night.
Jenny is VERY hot but I figured that can't be right so I just replied "she wants to meet me or you?" She replied "oh, no, she wants to meet me for drinks."Jenny was very flirty with me and I was wondering if this was a Freudian slip kind of thing. I do know that the nurses at her work find me groovy since they have told me so, repeatedly, to my face.When Mrs. SLB came home last night she said that Jenny thought it would be fun if I came too next time. :unsure:
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.

 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:I am currently accepting sponsorships.
I'll tell my wife not to gouge you for the ______ shaped cookies.
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
This is the house.But yes, factor in airfare to Palm Springs and booze and it's a little :eek: for this fiscally conservative gal.

 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
This is the house.But yes, factor in airfare to Palm Springs and booze and it's a little :eek: for this fiscally conservative gal.
Wow. Nice. Whose idea was it to have a bachelorette party in one of the gayest cities in America?

 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
This is the house.But yes, factor in airfare to Palm Springs and booze and it's a little :eek: for this fiscally conservative gal.
Wow. Nice. Whose idea was it to have a bachelorette party in one of the gayest cities in America?
Her cousin. Not really sure what the reasoning is, but it was either Palm Springs or Scottsdale. Almost all the attendees are married, so it will mostly be vodka and wine and dance parties. Just an excuse for a girls' weekend, really.
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
I notice there's a swim-up bar. Could kill two birds with one Homer.
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
I notice there's a swim-up bar. Could kill two birds with one Homer.
:lmao: I will cheerfully volunteer my services in both capacities.

 
Package received from Guster. A little slice of Cinncy just made its way to SE Michigan:

[*]One container of Procter and Gamble dishwasher tablets

[*]One can of Skyline Chili

[*]One bottle of Montgomery Inn sauce

[*]One can of Loko lemonade flavor

Guster is the best. :thumbup:

 
Package received from Guster. A little slice of Cinncy just made its way to SE Michigan:

[*]One container of Procter and Gamble dishwasher tablets

[*]One can of Skyline Chili

[*]One bottle of Montgomery Inn sauce

[*]One can of Loko lemonade flavor

Guster is the best. :thumbup:
:hifive: i wasn't sure if the can would hold up if i just shipped it in an envelope, so i opted for a box. i figured i might as well throw a couple extras in there while i was at it.

 
Package received from Guster. A little slice of Cinncy just made its way to SE Michigan:

[*]One container of Procter and Gamble dishwasher tablets

[*]One can of Skyline Chili

[*]One bottle of Montgomery Inn sauce

[*]One can of Loko lemonade flavor

Guster is the best. :thumbup:
:hifive: i wasn't sure if the can would hold up if i just shipped it in an envelope, so i opted for a box. i figured i might as well throw a couple extras in there while i was at it.
the chili can was rolling around and busted open the diswasher stuff but it is all good. chili and loko for dinner tonight!eta goal is to explain to the wife without getting an :rolleyes:

 
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Anyone here ever get high before going to the dentist?
Wouldn't that be like whacking Kobayashi before going to a brothel?
yeah but they are gong to gimmie the gas for a cleaning are they?
If you ask and act really nervous about getting them clean they will. A relaxed patient is a patient that doesn't bite.
Or do what I do and just ask for it. I always get gassed.
Scheduled a vasectomy consult today. I offered to just drop off my two sons for a visit so they could see firsthand why there's no way in hell I want to risk more kids.
Good call. I'm as sick as it is when it comes to gambling but I wasn't taking any chances. My wife's womb is as barren as Strykerpks liquor cabinet but no freaking way was I risking it.
 
I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still. :jawdrop:

I am currently accepting sponsorships.
Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.
This is the house.But yes, factor in airfare to Palm Springs and booze and it's a little :eek: for this fiscally conservative gal.
Wow. Nice. Whose idea was it to have a bachelorette party in one of the gayest cities in America?
Her cousin. Not really sure what the reasoning is, but it was either Palm Springs or Scottsdale. Almost all the attendees are married, so it will mostly be vodka and wine and dance parties. Just an excuse for a girls' weekend, really. we'll be recruiting young Mexican men like Santa Anna.
 
Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:

Goth

Alternative

Techno

Trance

Reggae

Classical

 
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