GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

I actually own a couple of albums by these cats

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

 

[Radical Larry]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

You midwesterners crack me up.

 

[EYLive]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

You midwesterners crack me up.

Isn't that some sort of toffee candy covered in nuts that comes in a pink can?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

You midwesterners crack me up.

Isn't that some sort of toffee candy covered in nuts that comes in a pink can?

Giggity

 

[EYLive]

:girlgiggle:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

You midwesterners crack me up.

La Cucaracha

In my defense I took 4 years of French in high school.

Now, somebody help me with this horn issue. When I honk my horn I want people to #### themselves.

 

[Zach NMN]

I broke a drum stick the other day, I decided to give it the resting place it deserves/

RIP Tik.

http://img268.imageshack.us/i/1000159x.jpg/

 

[krista4]

Intrigued...Use dickmitten in a sentence.

You dickmittens don't reply to my posts anymore.

Excellent usage. Nothing terribly intriguing; just my favorite word to use as an insult.

 

[krista4]

Text from my daughter while she is mowing the lawn:"How many times can I drive the lawn mower off the curb n get stuck? How did I ever get my license?'

Maybe the instructor was dicksmitten with her.

 

[krista4]

The only person that enjoyed my harmonica playing was my pet ferret Seymour, who had this strange behavior of running out from under the couch to climb me like a squirrel when she heard it playing.

:blink:

I had a hamster named Phillip that would hump my leg whenever I broke out the ocarina.

If I weren't so dicksmitten with my GM sig, I'd adopt this.

 

[krista4]

Ferrets have really good hearing. When you play the harmonica, that high pitch sound drives them crazy. They chase you to get you to stop.

I once saw a whole herd of ferrets try to rush the stage at a Blues Traveler concert.

This one, too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here in MN, when it gets really cold out, I'm always sure to put on my dickmitten before heading outside.

 

[krista4]

BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10

Your shtick meter is brokened.

I kind of like this...for now.Oh, and:

Tripod

Mamacat

Argonaut

The Pigeon

Ladell

Tinktinktinktinktink

And the dog, Lucy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Intrigued...Use dickmitten in a sentence.

You dickmittens don't reply to my posts anymore.

Excellent usage. Nothing terribly intriguing; just my favorite word to use as an insult.

I usually go with jackhole. I have no idea why.

 

[krista4]

So speaking of driving tests, I get to take Mr. krista4 next Friday for his driving test. As a 34-year-old. It's not like he didn't drive or have a license before, but somewhere along the way he let it lapse and has now had to go through the whole process anew, ending with the test next week.

We've been trying to remember all that stuff you're supposed to do in a driving test, like not speeding and checking your mirrors and using your turn signals. Any tips? He's fine, though no krista4, with parallel parking.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So speaking of driving tests, I get to take Mr. krista4 next Friday for his driving test. As a 34-year-old. It's not like he didn't drive or have a license before, but somewhere along the way he let it lapse and has now had to go through the whole process anew, ending with the test next week. We've been trying to remember all that stuff you're supposed to do in a driving test, like not speeding and checking your mirrors and using your turn signals. Any tips? He's fine, though no krista4, with parallel parking.

omg is he going to be the first of his friends to get his license? Don't text your friends while your instructor directs you onto the highway.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And don't accidentally take your hand off the gearshift and put it on the instructor's leg, like maybe you mindlessly do while your wife is sitting next to you. It will be embarrassing AND it probably won't help. Or so I hear.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And don't accidentally take your hand off the gearshift and put it on the instructor's leg, like maybe you mindlessly do while your wife is sitting next to you. It will be embarrassing AND it probably won't help. Or so I hear.

And if you get Bill, tell him I'll call him tomorrow.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And remind him the FIRST TWO THINGS he should do when he gets in the car are adjust his mirrors so he can see and put his dickmitten in the glove box.

 

[krista4]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Aaron and Jeff planned a cornhole that quickly turned into a dickmitten.

 

[bakes]

I hate the horn on my car. Would it be lame to get a new one?

I don't think la coca rohca would work but maybe a roaring lion would be cool.

You midwesterners crack me up.

La Cucaracha

In my defense I took 4 years of French in high school.

Now, somebody help me with this horn issue. When I honk my horn I want people to #### themselves.

Get a second battery, a transformer, and the horn like they use at the Blackhawks game whenever Chicago scores a goal. That'll move some traffic.

 

[videoguy505]

Ladell

Is this cat, um, African-American in pigmentation?

 

[bakes]

And don't accidentally take your hand off the gearshift and put it on the instructor's leg, like maybe you mindlessly do while your wife is sitting next to you. It will be embarrassing AND it probably won't help. Or so I hear.

And if you get Bill, tell him I'll call him tomorrow.

 

[Radical Larry]

I've used the term "dickmitten" twice today. Once while playing CoD which made my kids laugh. Then at volleyball. Half of the people that I play volleyball with are gay guys. They didn't laugh. They were intrigued.

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

Hello.

Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

 

[shuke]

Dear anyone who will ever stay in this hotel room who plans on walking around on this carpet barefoot: I'm sorry.

Wait, what???

Id like to hear this story as well.

There's really not a story. You ever try to rub semen into low pile carpeting in order to hide it? It doesn't really go anywhere.

 

[shuke]

Nobody will take my old TV stand/entertainment center from the bottom of the driveway with the Free sign on it. I'm had chairs, endtables, and lamps go within the hour, but the TV stand has been there since Friday. Someone even put an empty Pabst 12-pack in one of the slots that used to hold a VCR. It's old, cheap, will only hold a 36 inch or smaller non-flatscreen TV, is full of dust and has paint on it, but my phenomenal luck with giving junk away convinced me to go for it.

Put a sign on it that says $5. It'll be stolen within 12 hours.

 

[Radical Larry]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

Gesundheit

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

You don't have a driver's license? This is kind of weird.

 

[Celph Titled]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

You don't have a driver's license? This is kind of weird.

Did you just drive around without one, or did you not drive at all?

 

[shuke]

Ferrets have really good hearing. When you play the harmonica, that high pitch sound drives them crazy. They chase you to get you to stop.

I once saw a whole herd of ferrets try to rush the stage at a Blues Traveler concert.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dear anyone who will ever stay in this hotel room who plans on walking around on this carpet barefoot: I'm sorry.

Wait, what???

Id like to hear this story as well.

There's really not a story. You ever try to rub semen into low pile carpeting in order to hide it? It doesn't really go anywhere.

Give me a minute.

 

[shuke]

I now pronounce you Shuke and wife...

That DOES look like Shuke!

No way does my second chin look that big.

 

[Tecumseh]

Currently attempting to friend Richard Mitten on Facebook.

Another friend request sent to Richard Smitten.

Why not just cut to the chase.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Define "low pile".

 

[shuke]

I broke a drum stick the other day, I decided to give it the resting place it deserves/

RIP Tik.

http://img268.imageshack.us/i/1000159x.jpg/

I appreciate the effort, but this is kind of creepy.

 

[krista4]

Ladell

Is this cat, um, African-American in pigmentation?

More of a mulatto, like Tanner's cousin. But stripey. His name was Ladell at the shelter where we got him, and we decided to keep it.

 

[krista4]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

You don't have a driver's license? This is kind of weird.

Did you just drive around without one, or did you not drive at all?

I know plenty of people in Chicago and NY without licenses, since most people don't have cars. It was only because we moved to god-forsaken Tennessee that he needs to get it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody will take my old TV stand/entertainment center from the bottom of the driveway with the Free sign on it. I'm had chairs, endtables, and lamps go within the hour, but the TV stand has been there since Friday. Someone even put an empty Pabst 12-pack in one of the slots that used to hold a VCR. It's old, cheap, will only hold a 36 inch or smaller non-flatscreen TV, is full of dust and has paint on it, but my phenomenal luck with giving junk away convinced me to go for it.

Put a sign on it that you are willing to except trades.People love trades.

This is a really good idea, except I don't want to have to talk to anybody. My house has a really long driveway that goes way uphill. It sucks in the winter, but it's golden for keeping annoying people away from your front door.

I need to go find this pile of free stuff and add to it. Has to be on craigslist...

You don't live too far from me. Want to come and get it?

 

[Radical Larry]

I now pronounce you Shuke and wife...

That DOES look like Shuke!

No way does my second chin look that big.

I never thought he looked like you until I saw this pic.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've used the term "dickmitten" twice today. Once while playing CoD which made my kids laugh. Then at volleyball. Half of the people that I play volleyball with are gay guys. They didn't laugh. They were intrigued.

I called LHUCKS a dickmitten earlier.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody will take my old TV stand/entertainment center from the bottom of the driveway with the Free sign on it. I'm had chairs, endtables, and lamps go within the hour, but the TV stand has been there since Friday. Someone even put an empty Pabst 12-pack in one of the slots that used to hold a VCR. It's old, cheap, will only hold a 36 inch or smaller non-flatscreen TV, is full of dust and has paint on it, but my phenomenal luck with giving junk away convinced me to go for it.

Put a sign on it that says $5. It'll be stolen within 12 hours.

You are the second person to suggest this. If it isn't gone by this weekend, I'm going to change the sign to say 10 bucks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Girlfriend just told me that if I want a piece of that dickmitten I better lay off of the whisky tonight.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

You don't have a driver's license? This is kind of weird.

Did you just drive around without one, or did you not drive at all?

I know plenty of people in Chicago and NY without licenses, since most people don't have cars. It was only because we moved to god-forsaken Tennessee that he needs to get it.

Sorry, it's still weird.

 

[krista4]

DICKMITTEN STORM.

 

[krista4]

Hello. Just popping in to smugly credit myself as the person who first introduced the construction "dickmitten" to my wife, and thus the zeitgeist. You're welcome, zeitgeist!

You don't have a driver's license? This is kind of weird.

Did you just drive around without one, or did you not drive at all?

I know plenty of people in Chicago and NY without licenses, since most people don't have cars. It was only because we moved to god-forsaken Tennessee that he needs to get it.

Sorry, it's still weird.

Says the guy in Iowa.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Nobody will take my old TV stand/entertainment center from the bottom of the driveway with the Free sign on it. I'm had chairs, endtables, and lamps go within the hour, but the TV stand has been there since Friday. Someone even put an empty Pabst 12-pack in one of the slots that used to hold a VCR. It's old, cheap, will only hold a 36 inch or smaller non-flatscreen TV, is full of dust and has paint on it, but my phenomenal luck with giving junk away convinced me to go for it.

Put a sign on it that you are willing to except trades.People love trades.

This is a really good idea, except I don't want to have to talk to anybody. My house has a really long driveway that goes way uphill. It sucks in the winter, but it's golden for keeping annoying people away from your front door.

I need to go find this pile of free stuff and add to it. Has to be on craigslist...

You don't live too far from me. Want to come and get it?

Uh, yeah...give me your address.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Says the guy in Iowa.

These high end faculty jobs don't grow on trees.