GM's thread about nothing (5 Viewers)

[madhatter]

oh, hi shuke

So very awesome.

 

[wadegarrett]

oh, hi shuke

awesome

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Otis posts in here now? Sweet.

Otis - Just heard a John Mayer song today on the radio. New one. Not gonna like...I didn't hate it.

Ok I'm about to take off so I'll try and do this in one shot:

- screw you UOFI. Yes I'm fat. Yes I quit the thread. But yes damnit I'll come back.

- what's a shot video? I'll try.

- the Tim draft is also. I already have an opening shtick salvo en route. Give it a day or two.

- yea my wife is hot. I don't deserve her. That said in about to take off on the red eye back from SD to NY, and she's on a huge baby kick and wants to get pregnant with our second and is now _ovulating_ so after I get off this flight and get home at 5am with no sleep after working for days on end I'll have to _deliver_ before I head off to work, and I just don't know if I can handle this pressure.

I feel like I had more to offer but we're taking off now. There's a hot twenty something next toe

Shuke would love but no I won't take pics.

See y'all tomorrow. Not you Bentley.

I ALWAYS strike out playing plane seat neighbor roulette. Fn otis.

 

[Otis]

oh, hi shuke

awesome

Really good.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Dr. Dog's "Big Girl" is a very catchy and fun song.

good post. Saw them a few weeks back. interesting.

 

[Otis]

oh, hi shuke

How did this not get more love?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Tanner> you live near here?

5 miles or so. That pic made it on cracked.com under "Photos you won't believe aren't photo shopped".It would be funnier if Butte was actually pronounce as "butt".

Good point Killy McKillington.

Oh and you're the king of not pointing crap out.

Butte? Really?

Look! The nerds are fighting!

 

[YSR]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

I'm pretty sure I had wi-fi when I flew Delta from Memphis to LAX on my way to Australia back in 2010.According to this, all their flights should have it by now: http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/news/2010/11/29/delta-brings-wi-fi-to-connection-jets.html

have fun

 

[Otis]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in. k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in. k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

she's developed a fear of flying

 

[Otis]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in. k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

she's developed a fear of flying

how does that happen?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy. See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Were it not for what has become a debilitating fear of flying, I would book a couple of tickets to Seattle and do almost everything you mentioned. I used to fly weekly for work, and while it's always been a fear, I got used to it somehow. I even used to take one trip per year to a country or countries I had yet to visit. Now that I don't fly as often, it has become an actual hindrance. I tried my damnedest to convince Mr. YSR that we should road trip from Acapulco to Jacksonville after our three flights there. If any of you has suggestions on flying fears, it would be appreciated. I have a sincere interest in travel but am petrified by the idea of flight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've reevaluated the speed/timing of my proposed proposal. I'm beginning to understand why single moms are single.

 

[mr. furley]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

 

[Otis]

After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy. See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.

This is pretty crazy. You realize that like a brzillion people fly every day without incident, right? Do you understand it's a totally irrational fear?

 

[Otis]

Extreme Makeover Weight Loss Edition is maybe the best shot on television.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

I don't have one.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

she's developed a fear of flying

how does that happen?

She's southern.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Turns out the Olympics is 95% beach volleyball. Who knew?

 

[mr. furley]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

I don't have one.

trade you. i'll take a bag of dirty socks in exchange.

 

[YSR]

After a late night of GM's nothing, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. with a #### ton of nervous energy. See, I hate flying. I have a huge fear of it. It's not the flying, per se... it's the 30,000 foot plummet to my death. And even if there is no plummet, the whole idea of defying one of the MOST NATURAL LAWS is unnerving to me. So, this morning, I'm sending emails to my family and the BF's family, letting them know where the wills are located and all other pertinent details.Such a terrible way to start a Saturday.

This is pretty crazy. You realize that like a brzillion people fly every day without incident, right? Do you understand it's a totally irrational fear?

Yes, I realize that. It's just something that's happened to me as I've gotten older. And on Thursday morning I will sit in my seat and rationalize with myself and give myself pep talks, etc., but at the end of the day, I can't control how my body reacts. I've mentioned in here a couple of panic attacks I've had over the last few years, one of which was on our flight to Acapulco for our honeymoon in May of last year. I'll begudgingly take a Xanax (not crazy about the way that stuff makes me feel), but the whole experience is just miserable in the truest sense of the word.I guess there really isn't any way to explain it to people who don't have the same fear.

 

[Otis]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

she's developed a fear of flying

how does that happen?

She's southern.

I mean, I figured that.

 

[mr. furley]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

mil: now, when i watch the olympics during the day time is that a repeat of what's on right now?me: :blink: excuse me?mil: is this on right now and what i watched today was a repeat?me: was the volleyball you watched this morning a repeat of the volleyball match that's on right now??mil: yeahme:

 

[YSR]

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

I'm pretty sure I had wi-fi when I flew Delta from Memphis to LAX on my way to Australia back in 2010.According to this, all their flights should have it by now: http://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/news/2010/11/29/delta-brings-wi-fi-to-connection-jets.html

have fun

"available for purchase" <_<

My flight for San Francisco leaves in 34 hours (takes off at 5:55 a.m. ). The panic is starting to set in.

k4, you fly Delta a lot, yes? Are they wifi equipped on their big, cross country flights? We're going ATL to SFO and I'd like to be able to say my goodbyes to you all as we're going down.

Have you never flown before?

she's developed a fear of flying

how does that happen?

She's southern.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

"available for purchase" <_<

well, yeah.

 

[Osaurus]

Kinesio tape....Olympic shtick?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

mil: now, when i watch the olympics during the day time is that a repeat of what's on right now?me: :blink: excuse me?mil: is this on right now and what i watched today was a repeat?me: was the volleyball you watched this morning a repeat of the volleyball match that's on right now??mil: yeahme:

holy crap

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You got some kind of time machine over there Furls?

 

[mr. furley]

You got some kind of time machine over there Furls?

i explained to her that London, where the olympics are being held, is 6 hours ahead of us. twice. when i realized that this information didn't sink in i explained to her that the events she watches during the day are "live". meaning that it's 9 AM here but 3 PM there so these things are taking place in the middle of the day. by the time she's eating dinner and watching the olympics on NBC it would be 11 PM -12 AM there. meaning it would be dark. and things like beach volleyball.. outdoors on the beach.. would not be taking place in the sun during american primetime hours.she threw her hands up and mumbled something about not understanding how tv worksshe's 63

 

[urbanhack]

good stuff in here guys.

 

[Sarnoff]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

mil: now, when i watch the olympics during the day time is that a repeat of what's on right now?me: :blink: excuse me?mil: is this on right now and what i watched today was a repeat?me: was the volleyball you watched this morning a repeat of the volleyball match that's on right now??mil: yeahme:

With like a gajillion events and medals and stuff, I have no idea why NBC shows stuff twice.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can anyone here create me a .eps & .psd file out of a .png one?

 

[urbanhack]

Can anyone here create me a .eps & .psd file out of a .png one?

Is it more than one page?

 

[-fish-]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

mil: now, when i watch the olympics during the day time is that a repeat of what's on right now?me: :blink: excuse me?mil: is this on right now and what i watched today was a repeat?me: was the volleyball you watched this morning a repeat of the volleyball match that's on right now??mil: yeahme:

With like a gajillion events and medals and stuff, I have no idea why NBC shows stuff twice.

or why furley would be watching stuff that he's already seen the outcome of. no wonder his MIL is confused.

 

[mr. furley]

or why furley would be watching stuff that he's already seen the outcome of. no wonder his MIL is confused.

background noise and i hadn't seen it previously.. nor did i have any interest

 

[Rustoleum]

Why am I seeing pictures of SLB's new hairline under the avatars of almost everyone?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

my mother in law is the dumbest ####ing person on the planet

I don't have one.

Furley,Shuke pic=YSR, GLGB, everything will be fine. BTW was your Dad a steward(es)? :Ivrwatchedseasons6,7,5,4,of thesimpsonsinmyrecentdowntime)Polished off two more bottles of whiskey today.Think I might make it 3. Forgot how delicious Makers Mark is.I have some interesting "fun with narcotics" stories to share.

 

[kevzilla]

 

[shuke]

When Thorn dropped out of Tim's Fantasy League, I wanted to try and get Shuke in there.So even tho the keyboard on my phone is a complete piece of crap,I attempted to text and alert him.Here is the transcript:cos: U r sorely needed in tims ffa ddraft. Thorn just quit and we need sshictkkSHUE: wutcos: Timsochhhetttt started a fantasy leeg. Come join and help us ,akeit a colossal trainwreckkk.SHUKE: Who is thiscos: cosSHUKE: .cos: DAMON. cosjobsSHUKE: WhoShuke: I don't know ume: :shuked:=======================Evidently if you do not use 1+ dialing when texting, you don't get Shuke, even if that's his number. That or he hates me.

What f'ing number do you guys have for me? I just texted you like 2 weeks ago.

 

[shuke]

at fake shukesend him a shot video

fake shuke does the coy shtick the same way as real shuke does By the way I must have texted fake shuke a random pic of the girl sitting next to me on the plane last night.

I texted you last night. Did you get it?

 

[cosjobs]

Tanner> you live near here?

5 miles or so. That pic made it on cracked.com under "Photos you won't believe aren't photo shopped".It would be funnier if Butte was actually pronounce as "butt".

Good point Killy McKillington.

Oh and you're the king of not pointing crap out.

Butte? Really?

Look! The nerds are fighting!

 

[shuke]

My link

 

[shuke]

oh, hi shuke

Looks nothing like me.

 

[shuke]

Can anyone here create me a .eps & .psd file out of a .png one?

For an onslought tourney?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can anyone here create me a .eps & .psd file out of a .png one?

Is it more than one page?

No, it's one or two images max

 

[Tiger Fan]

I've gone through my closet and sold about $250 (after fees) of stuff on ebay over the past few months. Have another $250ish yet to be sold as well. My highlights are I sold 3 pairs of khakis that had the rectangular wallet wear showing on the back pocket for $10 each. People will buy anything.

 

[Thorn]

Polished off two more bottles of whiskey today.Think I might make it 3. Forgot how delicious Makers Mark is.

Jesus dude.

 

[shuke]

highlights are I sold 3 pairs of khakis that had the rectangular wallet wear showing on the back pocket for $10 each.

Oh bull####.