GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

When my niece was little she had a "boyfriend" at pre-school. She told my mom about him. My mom asked his name and my niece said "Ryan McBride". My mom said "Sorry, that's one of your cousins."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

When my niece was little she had a "boyfriend" at pre-school. She told my mom about him. My mom asked his name and my niece said "Ryan McBride". My mom said "Sorry, that's one of your cousins."

When I got married a few weeks ago in Wisconsin the county clerk lady filled out the form for us and asked if we were cousins. Apparently WI will marry cousins if one of them is fixed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

When my niece was little she had a "boyfriend" at pre-school. She told my mom about him. My mom asked his name and my niece said "Ryan McBride". My mom said "Sorry, that's one of your cousins."

When I got married a few weeks ago in Wisconsin the county clerk lady filled out the form for us and asked if we were cousins. Apparently WI will marry cousins if one of them is fixed.

Pretty sure most states don't care about anything after first cousins. Actually I think most of the former Confederate states give you a commemorative styrofoam ice-chest if you marry a first cousin.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I believe it.

 

[heckmanm]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.

Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

My link

 

[Josie Maran]

I believe it.

Stealing for facebook.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

The root, our Great Aunt & Uncle had 8 kids and both came from large, Irish families themselves. She is related to my Uncle directly, me the Auny. Yes I see her all the time, Uncle died years ago. The GMTAN would have loved him, a degenerate of epic proportions that he passed on to his sons which, despite the age difference, I've hung around with on a regular basis for the last 25 years.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I believe it.

Stealing for facebook.

*******

 

[Josie Maran]

I believe it.

Stealing for facebook.

*******

Gotta be quick if you want to steal humorous material faster than me. I work like a dog to not have to actually create anything worthwhile.

 

[Josie Maran]

If I had done that Seal Team 6 would have been sent to my house.

Joe's reaction to one of us doing that would be like Keyser Soze.

He tells him he would rather see the FFA dead than live another day after this. He lets the last GMTANer go, waits until his forum is off the Interwebs, and then he goes after the rest of the GMTAN. He bans their kids. He bans their wives. He bans their parents and their parents' friends. He calls the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He bans people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that GMTANers tell their kids at night. "Circumvent the language filter and Keyser Joze will get you."

Still pissed I didn't get much response to this. Keyser Joze? COME ON, PEOPLE! THAT'S GOLD!!!

 

[Guster]

If I had done that Seal Team 6 would have been sent to my house.

Joe's reaction to one of us doing that would be like Keyser Soze.

He tells him he would rather see the FFA dead than live another day after this. He lets the last GMTANer go, waits until his forum is off the Interwebs, and then he goes after the rest of the GMTAN. He bans their kids. He bans their wives. He bans their parents and their parents' friends. He calls the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He bans people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that GMTANers tell their kids at night. "Circumvent the language filter and Keyser Joze will get you."

Still pissed I didn't get much response to this. Keyser Joze? COME ON, PEOPLE! THAT'S GOLD!!!

tl;dr

 

[Josie Maran]

If I had done that Seal Team 6 would have been sent to my house.

Joe's reaction to one of us doing that would be like Keyser Soze.

He tells him he would rather see the FFA dead than live another day after this. He lets the last GMTANer go, waits until his forum is off the Interwebs, and then he goes after the rest of the GMTAN. He bans their kids. He bans their wives. He bans their parents and their parents' friends. He calls the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He bans people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that GMTANers tell their kids at night. "Circumvent the language filter and Keyser Joze will get you."

Still pissed I didn't get much response to this. Keyser Joze? COME ON, PEOPLE! THAT'S GOLD!!!

tl;dr

OH COME ON!!!

 

[heckmanm]

Tebow's e-mail hacked! (from Grantland)



ETA - or check out GPJ's entire thread about it

 

[SofaKings]

Frosty has some religous friends!

 

[mr. furley]

Looks like I got a job.:nobodycares:

it was the sportcoat wasn't it?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Looks like I got a job.:nobodycares:

Congrats fish!

 

[mr. furley]

(f) ucking dumb-### Californians are killing prop 30. I hope to god they are ready for the fallout when schools start to tank...and tank hard as hell.

teachers are what wrecked the budget in the first place/scottwalker

 

[mr. furley]

My GB bring up Friday night her rack.....from 20+ years ago. It was St. Patrick's Day and we went Rolla famous for the St. Patrick's Day parties.

:headasplode:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Frosty has some religous friends!

Rules.

 

[mr. furley]

link for Tanner

 

[Limp Ditka]

link for Tanner

I used it too. Hope you don't mind.

 

[Gadzooks]

If I had done that Seal Team 6 would have been sent to my house.

Joe's reaction to one of us doing that would be like Keyser Soze.

He tells him he would rather see the FFA dead than live another day after this. He lets the last GMTANer go, waits until his forum is off the Interwebs, and then he goes after the rest of the GMTAN. He bans their kids. He bans their wives. He bans their parents and their parents' friends. He calls the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He bans people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that GMTANers tell their kids at night. "Circumvent the language filter and Keyser Joze will get you."

 

[bentley]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty has some religous friends!

She was a chick I was in love with in high school but haven't talked to since. I no longer have a crush on her.

 

[Gadzooks]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Back off Guster. Since SLB refuses to die, I'm starting to give up on his wife and that means Mrs. Frosty has moved up to the top of my list.

 

[Gadzooks]

Pickles, thanks. "Nobody knows" sounds accurate. That's pretty awful though IMO. How come nobody knows? The healthcare system is broken, no doubt about it. Cosjobs, 100% agree with you too about the ER healthcare. This was passed what, almost a year ago? You would think how this was going to affect everybody would be out there by now.I'll leave this alone now, thanks for all of the replies.

Serious question: I'm gonna be going out with a Radiology Tech soon, will Obamacare increase my chances of putting my piggly in her wiggly?I apologize for bringing politics into the thread.

 

[Guster]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Back off Guster. Since SLB refuses to die, I'm starting to give up on his wife and that means Mrs. Frosty has moved up to the top of my list.

Good to see you back posting GB! Was just keeping this seat warm for you

 

[kevzilla]

Have your ever looked in the toilet and wondered how the food you ate turned into the final result? I admit, Taco Bell and chocolate chip cookies from Walgreens aren't the best combination, but still. Looked like Kellogg's Poop Flakes in there.

 

[Josie Maran]

Have your ever looked in the toilet and wondered how the food you ate turned into the final result? I admit, Taco Bell and chocolate chip cookies from Walgreens aren't the best combination, but still. Looked like Kellogg's Poop Flakes in there.

Eat a couple of bowls of Crunch Berries, GB. It's like a TechniColor fanny cough.

 

[mr. furley]

link for Tanner

I used it too. Hope you don't mind.

what's mine is yours

 

[mr. furley]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

 

[cosjobs]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

When my niece was little she had a "boyfriend" at pre-school. She told my mom about him. My mom asked his name and my niece said "Ryan McBride". My mom said "Sorry, that's one of your cousins."

When I got married a few weeks ago in Wisconsin the county clerk lady filled out the form for us and asked if we were cousins. Apparently WI will marry cousins if one of them is fixed.

which one of you got cut?

 

[bentley]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

Who doesn't?Well, maybe not JR. He asked AngryWife to paint his nails this afternoon. They're a nice shade of light blue. Blue nail polish is manly, right?

 

[-fish-]

FoxNews is pure comedy right now. So drunk

 

[Stoneys]

last thread on page one save

 

[phishphan]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

Who doesn't?Well, maybe not JR. He asked AngryWife to paint his nails this afternoon. They're a nice shade of light blue. Blue nail polish is manly, right?

dark blue = manly

light blue = caught the gay

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

I assumed this type of thing happens all the time in the Midwest.

When my niece was little she had a "boyfriend" at pre-school. She told my mom about him. My mom asked his name and my niece said "Ryan McBride". My mom said "Sorry, that's one of your cousins."

When I got married a few weeks ago in Wisconsin the county clerk lady filled out the form for us and asked if we were cousins. Apparently WI will marry cousins if one of them is fixed.

which one of you got cut?

Et Tu, Costus?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I just pushed all-in in the Romney thread

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I just pushed all-in in the Romney thread

Seemed reasonable to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

I do. Thank you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Homer

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

I do. Thank you.

I spent about a half an hour watching this last night...is there a hint of areola on the right knocker near the end?

 

[Bogart]

Well there is one less Bogart in the world today. The lovely Ex-Mrs. Bogart is now married and hopefully changing her name as we speak. If you just change it on the Book of Faces that counts, right?

She posted pics from Shipwreck Beach. More like Beach.

Going to get the kids down tonight and toss a few back. This feels even more freeing than the divorce did.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Back off Guster. Since SLB refuses to die, I'm starting to give up on his wife and that means Mrs. Frosty has moved up to the top of my list.

I refused to her the sex for the second night in a row last night. Nice to see you back GB!

 

[Stoneys]

link for Tanner

Yes, that. But why for Tanner?

because he likes young brunettes with big (.)(.) ?

I do. Thank you.

I spent about a half an hour watching this last night...is there a hint of areola on the right knocker near the end?

 

[belljr]

PPR - Pick 3.

Welker NE

Mike Williams TB

Sanders Pitt

Tate Sea

Bowe KC

Hilton Ind

 

[Good Posting Judge]

PPR - Pick 3.

Welker NE

Mike Williams TB

Sanders Pitt

Tate Sea

Bowe KC

Hilton Ind

My link

 

[krista4]

One of my favorite aspects to Julio's e-mail strategy is that, if I e-mail to ask him a question, he e-mails me the answer, and THEN also sends a separate e-mail to tell me that he has sent me an e-mail answering my question.

IMPORTANT EDIT for correct emoticon.

 

[General Malaise]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps. And I didn't know him previously. That has never happened to me since I moved out here in '96. Guy was a major baller, too. Not a baller like Little Troy, but baller like Warren Buffett.