Guster
Footballguy
I can't even imagine what is going on there
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
- Start date
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
The "giver" had blond hair. It was long and curly, so I figure it wasn't you.Utah is very weird.I saw a dude gettingMy god, I drove to Utah once. Once. Was not 21 hours, but seemed like 430 hours. Kids were not yet 2 and just a few months. Never. Ever. Ever. Never. Again. Utah is a strange little place.
while driving there once. On the interstate. Pretty sure they weren't locals.
Fast Times just started on one of these HBO channels.
"This is going to be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at Fotomat, you bought $40 worth of f'n film and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera."
"This is going to be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at Fotomat, you bought $40 worth of f'n film and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
It couldn't have been a local. There would have been 2 or 3 women going down at once.The "giver" had blond hair. It was long and curly, so I figure it wasn't you.Utah is very weird.I saw a dude gettingMy god, I drove to Utah once. Once. Was not 21 hours, but seemed like 430 hours. Kids were not yet 2 and just a few months. Never. Ever. Ever. Never. Again. Utah is a strange little place.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Got another source for this gem? Wants to share...
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Good luck with your gout surgery.'shuke said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
So many questions.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That hurts guys. First, I NEVER used to talk on the phone since I spent all day long talking before the innernets. I haven't answered the house phone in 15 years. I've had some people from here call me, I was buzzed and bored and figured WTH. 
Plus, since moving I get lonely sometimes. I know that sounds lame but it's the truth. Mrs. SLB is known to, like Friday night, be sleeping at 9pm thanks to all the pain pills she takes for her back. All of my B&M GB's are hanging out in the old neighborhood and driving 30+ miles to get hammered just isn't an option. I've made some new friends out here, as illustrated by the bonfire post, but getting together is far and few between. As you know I was getting to know more people (swingers)but breaking my neck put an abrupt end to that.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Last edited by a moderator:
cosjobs
Footballguy
I've avoided it since 1983 when I got a few tickets speeding though on my motorcycle.Anyone know the statue of limitations based on the Book of Mormon law precedent?My god, I drove to Utah once. Once. Was not 21 hours, but seemed like 430 hours. Kids were not yet 2 and just a few months. Never. Ever. Ever. Never. Again. Utah is a strange little place.
Guster
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah, that's how imagine you and most of the people here would react. However there are more than a few here in my football pool for example with my family/friends/clients. Figured they were fair game for at least one phone call.
EYLive
Footballguy
I think he has some Leapfrog machine teach for him while he spends hours on imgur.
cstu
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
YOUR MIAMI MARLINS!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's an Italian sausage. Bottom left corner.Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
It's an Italian sausage. Bottom left corner.Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
SAM CHAMPION?'St. Louis Bob said:
heckmanm
Footballguy
Driving home last night from dropping my kid off at Boy Scouts, and got stopped by a train. 
But wait - A CIRCUS TRAIN!
Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey. For some reason this seemed much cooler than waiting for a regular old freight train.
Didn't see any animals, though
.
But wait - A CIRCUS TRAIN!
Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey. For some reason this seemed much cooler than waiting for a regular old freight train.Didn't see any animals, though
.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
mr. furley
Footballguy
the best thing about election 2012? it just got 1000x easier to identify the morons around here. they really came out of the woodwork.
thanks, fellas
thanks, fellas
Last edited by a moderator:
kevzilla
Footballguy
Well, if diving into pools doesn't kill you....It's an Italian sausage. Bottom left corner.Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Wants in, can't do it. Outski.
Thorn
Footballguy
Pretty sure stryker is officially out.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
What about the Mrs?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Package deal. You buyin'?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I think I mentioned this here before but my son is having issues with talking and we have had him evaluated and the evaluation people evaluated him as needed some assistance to talk. This morning was his first session with his speech therapist and since I've been in the room when my wife watches that show parenthood I was hoping the therapist would look like Minka Kelly.
She did not.
No. She did not.
She did not.
No. She did not.
-fish-
Footballguy
possibly
krista4
Footballguy
1. Personal update for O Pete Malloy: I have a tummy ache.
2. How much time do I have to remember to donate for heckmann and for Movember?
3. Apparently we always invade Nicaragua.
3.5. I really owe you guys some Julio e-mails. Some classics over the last few weeks, which is not hard given I get 5-10 per day.
4. Hope shuke's surgery went well.
10. Wish I had anything interesting to post.
2. How much time do I have to remember to donate for heckmann and for Movember?
3. Apparently we always invade Nicaragua.
3.5. I really owe you guys some Julio e-mails. Some classics over the last few weeks, which is not hard given I get 5-10 per day.
4. Hope shuke's surgery went well.
10. Wish I had anything interesting to post.
krista4
Footballguy
10.5. Various fish stalker updates, plz.
krista4
Footballguy
You mean like the guy whose complaint about elections is that people get to vote in them?the best thing about election 2012? it just got 1000x easier to identify the morons around here. they really came out of the woodwork. thanks, fellas
That Otis thread had died until he showed up, and now it's all kinds of awesome again.
Last edited by a moderator:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I love it when Maurile shows up to agree with a nut like Jojo. I think he does it for the challenge.You mean like the guy whose complaint about elections is that people get to vote in them?the best thing about election 2012? it just got 1000x easier to identify the morons around here. they really came out of the woodwork. thanks, fellas
krista4
Footballguy
That has to be it. No other explanation. Regardless, it was so painful to see those two linked in any way that I actually couldn't read what Maurile wrote.I love it when Maurile shows up to agree with a nut like Jojo. I think he does it for the challenge.You mean like the guy whose complaint about elections is that people get to vote in them?the best thing about election 2012? it just got 1000x easier to identify the morons around here. they really came out of the woodwork. thanks, fellas
cosjobs
Footballguy
AR may be the most under-rated poster here.He lays back like a wallfower and sends in zings so unexpected they often seem to go unnoticed.
Barring anything unexpected coming up, I should be able to make it. I'll bring scotch and maybe pot, if that's okay with Cos. My girlfriend was a little weirded out by the last little late night cornhole I ran off to a couple weeks ago.. But after explaining "no, no.. his wife and another guy from the internet were there too.. I wasn't just drunkenly going to an old guy's hotel room by myself at 11PM
" I think she's coming around. So if the majority of others are bringing S/O's I may consider her going, but it'd probably be more fun just going by myself.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Well, if diving into pools doesn't kill you....It's an Italian sausage. Bottom left corner.Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
General Malaise
Footballguy
in for rooming with scotch-pot guy.
heckmanm
Footballguy
B. Anytime before 11/30 for me. TIA.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I'm in fantasy WR hell. Will someone please pick my WRs for me the rest of the season? Can start 4 of them and at best I get 2 right each week.
A. Johnson vs Jax
S. Johnson vs Mia
Colston vs Oak
D. Moore vs NO
Shorts vs Hou
T. Smith vs Pit
Lloyd vs Ind
Colston is a must start, esp vs Oakland. Moore would seem like a no-brainer this week. Houston should run for 300 yds so how many looks will AJ get? Will Cecil get garbage time points? arg.
A. Johnson vs Jax
S. Johnson vs Mia
Colston vs Oak
D. Moore vs NO
Shorts vs Hou
T. Smith vs Pit
Lloyd vs Ind
Colston is a must start, esp vs Oakland. Moore would seem like a no-brainer this week. Houston should run for 300 yds so how many looks will AJ get? Will Cecil get garbage time points? arg.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Well, if diving into pools doesn't kill you....It's an Italian sausage. Bottom left corner.Had to Google, still have no clue wtf this is.I witnessed something very strange today. I stopped about 4:30pm to get a salcissa sandwich at this joint in a strip shopping center. I knew I was going to be stuck in traffic for a good 45 minutes so I got it to go. I walk to my car and I see this white gal, 50ish I would say walking to her car. She gets about 5 feet from her car, drops two big black purses on the ground, gets in the car and starts to back up. Then she puts the car in park, gets out, grabs the purses and starts walking towards the store she just walked out of.
After thinking about it, she probably stole the purses. I should have written her plate down.
SORRY I LIKE GOOD FOOD! Plus I haven't had anything this bad (AWESOME!) for me in close to 4 months.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
E-mail received from Cal this morning:Subject: KEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bogart
Footballguy
Barring anything unexpected coming up, I should be able to make it. I'll bring scotch and maybe pot, if that's okay with Cos.
My girlfriend was a little weirded out by the last little late night cornhole I ran off to a couple weeks ago.. But after explaining "no, no.. his wife and another guy from the internet were there too.. I wasn't just drunkenly going to an old guy's hotel room by myself at 11PM
Since ACL and that night in Dallas, my family just knows I have "friends from the Internet" and it's required I say it in full and in a creepy Chris Hansen voice every time I mention it.DFW caravan/carpool? Just let me know.
Similar threads
