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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GOSH FREAKING DARNIT!.
Just found out that plans have changed for Thanksgiving...for the worst.
For the last few years it's been a pretty easy day. Wife's grandmother likes to "treat" us to an early feast at Hometown Buffet (I know, I know but it's the thought that counts and my sons and I like to see who can find the biggest walking/talking cliche while we're there) about about 11am. Then we head to my brother's for the real deal at about 2pm.
Not this year. Grandma has a son named Rick from her first marriage (I guess that would make him my wife's step-uncle). He's a decent guy but he has this live-in girlfriend that is unbearable. She is a cross between
Pretty sure she's a closet tweaker as well. She has decided to host Thanksgiving this year. That means we have to drive about 30 minutes out of town to enjoy her company.We did this same thing about 4 years ago. Her family was nice enough but it was pretty obvious that they weren't used to having "outsiders" as guests. "So you're a teacher? That's great. Hey, Jimmy remember that time Cousin Peanut got suspended from 6th grade for driving Uncle Earl's skiploader to school? Haw haw haw."
Just found out that plans have changed for Thanksgiving...for the worst.
For the last few years it's been a pretty easy day. Wife's grandmother likes to "treat" us to an early feast at Hometown Buffet (I know, I know but it's the thought that counts and my sons and I like to see who can find the biggest walking/talking cliche while we're there) about about 11am. Then we head to my brother's for the real deal at about 2pm.
Not this year. Grandma has a son named Rick from her first marriage (I guess that would make him my wife's step-uncle). He's a decent guy but he has this live-in girlfriend that is unbearable. She is a cross between
Pretty sure she's a closet tweaker as well. She has decided to host Thanksgiving this year. That means we have to drive about 30 minutes out of town to enjoy her company.We did this same thing about 4 years ago. Her family was nice enough but it was pretty obvious that they weren't used to having "outsiders" as guests. "So you're a teacher? That's great. Hey, Jimmy remember that time Cousin Peanut got suspended from 6th grade for driving Uncle Earl's skiploader to school? Haw haw haw."
YSR
Footballguy
I'll be there Saturday night. 
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
:duelingbanjos:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Actually I have no problem with their redneckishness. They're just socially inept. Oh and the biggest affront? The last time we were there I assumed that it was a booze free event. There was none in the kitchen nor at the tables. Yet as we were leaving we drove by the garage. Inside was step-uncle and 2 or 3 other cousins standing around an ice chest and a case of beer. Thanks for the invite, hicks.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Rude - congrats on the upset of the century.
Exciting times for GMTAN. Have you guys started shopping for minivans?(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Should have brought some to share, cake-eater.
those absentee ballots really shifted things
congratsThanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon. Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
cosjobs
Footballguy
That's tough charv. Stay strong for your wife, she needs you now
cosjobs
Footballguy
Seem to remember someone here had tons of illustrative photos of all manner of nooks, gb. See if you can hook up a forrestmail account
General Malaise
Footballguy
WHOA!Thanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon. Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Wow! Congrats! Can't wait to meet little Robert E. Romo.Thanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon. Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yeah, that's weird.
Bogart
Footballguy
Congrats and condolences.Thanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon. Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
cosjobs
Footballguy
WHOA!Thanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon. Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
I'll Paypal you $50 if you name him Romo
Bogart
Footballguy
Thanksgiving at the Hoarders on Thursday, casino en route to SC Thursday night, then Thanksgiving with my secessionist mother Friday afternoon.
Should be fairly uneventful.
(except for when we tell both sides of the family that YSR Superbaby is due June 28, 2013)
WHOA!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Way to have unprotected sex, YSR.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
This thread continues to be a roller coaster
T&Ps charv
Congrats YSR
T&Ps charv
Congrats YSR
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Congrats, YSR.
If it's a girl, can I take her to her 8th grade dance?
If it's a girl, can I take her to her 8th grade dance?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
She would only be about 13 and you are a full grown adult. That would be wrong.
Bogart
Footballguy
Yeah, everyone would think you were the Narc.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
T&P to Charv and YSR.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Pretty sure its going to be a boy, since she said it was a superbaby
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So sorry GB. :( Let me know if you want to get on the Bobchat list.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Not sure if I've mentioned this before but the 3rd string QB at USC (the Trojans not the Traitors) is a former student of mine. I have his little brother in class this year. We both just made a silent pact to hope that Wittek breaks a thumb or something.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh I think it offered just the perfect amount of amusement.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
How does the FB friend recommendations work? It keeps suggesting Adrian Finch (no idea who this is but she looks very hot) and Matt Holliday to be my friends. WTF?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I think they scan your updates for certain key words. Have you posted anything with the words "jerk-off" "dirty player" "intentionally injuring" or "cheap shot slide" recently?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Look at how much baseball I know!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Easy on the superbaby talk. [/shuke]
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'd include grade C prospect. Ask eephus.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
All of these are incorrect however "terrible outfielder" and "chokes under pressure" are not.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Actually, there's no such thing as being a "clutch" baseball player. It's been statistically disproven that some players perform better in high-leverage situations than others.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Call it what you will, he sucks whenever you really need him. Catching a fly ball is a challenge for this guy. I've heard he's a good man but he pisses me off on the field.Actually, there's no such thing as being a "clutch" baseball player. It's been statistically disproven that some players perform better in high-leverage situations than others.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
The A's traded away a future superstar to rent him for a few months, so I want him to walk into an open sewer and break his leg. Then get rescued, but then die of a septic infection a few days later. And also maggots hatch larvae in his eyeballs somehow. So I'm with you in that regard.Call it what you will, he sucks whenever you really need him. Catching a fly ball is a challenge for this guy. I've heard he's a good man but he pisses me off on the field.Actually, there's no such thing as being a "clutch" baseball player. It's been statistically disproven that some players perform better in high-leverage situations than others.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Otis
Footballguy
We brought our 18 month old to a birthday party this weekend. She found drink coasters on the coffee table, and for the next 2.5 hours, "circles!" were the best and most entertaining thing on the planet.Which meant Otis could watch footballYou can make toys out of anything, really.I'm not judging. Kid toys are expensive.It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is the word "I" broken or something?We brought our 18 month old to a birthday party this weekend. She found drink coasters on the coffee table, and for the next 2.5 hours, "circles!" were the best and most entertaining thing on the planet.Which meant Otis could watch footballYou can make toys out of anything, really.I'm not judging. Kid toys are expensive.It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
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