GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[krista4]

Mini-FBG-cornhole about to start. Report to come. I mean it's a small cornhole, not that the participants are wee people.

Should have come up with some shtick.

 

[EYLive]

Lot of dads in here. Happy Fathers day.

LOOK AT US!!! OUR SPERM WORKS!!!!

shuke wasted his on the hotel carpet. Can you imagine, a herd of mini-shukes running around eating finger sammiches.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I mean it's a small cornhole, not that the participants are wee people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I mean it's a small cornhole, not that the participants are wee people.

Who are the players?

 

[ShaqAttaq]

part of what i enjoy about forrestmail is the things that i normally wouldn't search for. i'm a bit set in my ways when i'm looking for porn to use

BTW, I still don't know how I got purged from forrestmail. I open up my gmail every other month or so and shed a tear when I realize the good times are gone. I'm starting to think this happened around the time I told that stripper I didn't know you.

I'll check to see if you are still on there later. I don't send it out much anymore. For some reason, GMAIL shuts down my ability to send out more than 10 emails a day, determining I'm SPAM or something. I'm sure there's a way around it, but I don't have time to dink with it. It was so much easier when I just launched from work. Well, until the SEC came around. Plus, with all the free porn out there now, is Forrestmail even worth operating anymore?

 

[shuke]

You two should go on together. Then under your names where it normally says "married" or "brothers" or whatever it can say "iFriends".

Can see it now: Caroline and Krista"Never actually met before"

I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"

Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?

Let's do this.

This was a joke, people.

 

[Death Bytes]

Can see it now: Caroline and Krista"Never actually met before"

I would pay good money to see GM and shuke run the Amazing Race. shuke: "we're in last place anyway let's just stop for a sandwich"

Could you imagine the verbal warfare we'd exchange in the back of an Indian cab in dead last?

Let's do this.

This was a joke, people.

Say what now?

 

[Celph Titled]

This was a joke, people.

You don't choose your destiny, your destiny chooses you.

 

[urbanhack]

just found out they have been filming a movie across the street from me. Ron Howard flick called "cheaters" with Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Winona Ryder.

walked around the block and caught a glimpse of Vaughn.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

just found out they have been filming a movie across the street from me. Ron Howard flick called "cheaters" with Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Winona Ryder.walked around the block and caught a glimpse of Vaughn.

really? by the park? or south?

 

[Celph Titled]

just found out they have been filming a movie across the street from me. Ron Howard flick called "cheaters" with Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Winona Ryder.walked around the block and caught a glimpse of Vaughn.

Tell W I said what's up, and that I still have her scarf.

 

[urbanhack]

just found out they have been filming a movie across the street from me. Ron Howard flick called "cheaters" with Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Winona Ryder.walked around the block and caught a glimpse of Vaughn.

really? by the park? or south?

across the street by the big church (behind Yo Yo laundromat)

 

[krista4]

I mean it's a small cornhole, not that the participants are wee people.

Who are the players?

oso diablo and Mrs. Very nice people, and Mrs. is a hottie.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

just found out they have been filming a movie across the street from me. Ron Howard flick called "cheaters" with Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Winona Ryder.walked around the block and caught a glimpse of Vaughn.

Did you Ice him, bro?

 

[huskers15]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yesterday morning Mrs. SLB was driving me crazier than usual. I had to run to teh Kmart to get some golf balls for later in the day and I ran my car into the house. I almost always pull into the garage but I didn't Friday night because my Dad stopped by and parked in the driveway already.

I would take a picture so you could mock me but my kid dropped the camera and broke it.

FML

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow.

About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.

 

[SofaKings]

Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.

Hopefully you'll send him off to school with a smile on his face.

 

[General Malaise]

CBS and their family are a rapey dickmitten if they don't make this happen.

 

[General Malaise]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

Everything okay? Hope so. Crazy weather comes quick when you live on big water, no?My parents went to Chicago after our wedding for a few days. Stayed at a Marriott near the water. They came back with several stories of Chicago residents not only helping them with directions, but offering them a ride in their car in Oak Park (?), leading them by the arm to get the right subways, etc, etc. Just came back to Portland raving about how nice the people of Chicago were to them. Makes me want to go there.

 

[strykerpks]

Hypothetically, if one's fiancee were to try to cut you off while drinking with your father on FATHERS DAY, it woulod be justified if one punched her in the face, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.

Very cool. Good luck Mr. Krista4/OliverHumzee (sp?) I hope he cooks near people so he can interact with them. I'd like to hear his thoughts on Rush as he prepares the cerviche.

 

[General Malaise]

This was a joke, people.

Man, what a hardoff. I told my kids about this, bro.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.

Everything okay? Hope so. Crazy weather comes quick when you live on big water, no?My parents went to Chicago after our wedding for a few days. Stayed at a Marriott near the water. They came back with several stories of Chicago residents not only helping them with directions, but offering them a ride in their car in Oak Park (?), leading them by the arm to get the right subways, etc, etc. Just came back to Portland raving about how nice the people of Chicago were to them. Makes me want to go there.

yeah, some places near me lost power and there were lots of trees that had branches blown off but it wasn't that bad.midwest people are pretty friendly in general, but that's one thing I like about Chicago. big city with all that entails, and some generally nice/friendly people.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm still alive.

 

[YSR]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.

Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.

I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

 

[UOFI_316]

Hypothetically, if one's fiancee were to try to cut you off while drinking with your father on FATHERS DAY, it woulod be justified if one punched her in the face, right?

Only if you are from Dickmitten, WI. So your actions were justified.

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

Probably the same reason some women can't figure out how not to use their teeth.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

I'm sure you're great and all, but if I was told I didn't do a good enough job vacuuming up the cat hair I'd be gone in a hurry.

 

[YSR]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

I'm sure you're great and all, but if I was told I didn't do a good enough job vacuuming up the cat hair I'd be gone in a hurry.

I know. Seems silly, but I just marvel at him sometimes. I don't mind cleaning (I'm a bit of a neat freak), I'm just starting to be suspicious, that's all.

 

[pricklypete]

I need a good nose hair trimmer.

Any suggestions?

 

[E-Z Glider]

This hottie I know with enormous honkers has been vacationing in PR this past week. Every day she posts pics of herself on FB drinking pina coladas, Medalla, etc while wearing a bikini that is absolutely busting at the seems. Today some broad posted "I think my husband is enjoying your vacation as much as you".

 

[ShaqAttaq]

panasonic

I need a good nose hair trimmer. Any suggestions?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This hottie I know with enormous honkers has been vacationing in PR this past week. Every day she posts pics of herself on FB drinking pina coladas, Medalla, etc while wearing a bikini that is absolutely busting at the seems. Today some broad posted "I think my husband is enjoying your vacation as much as you".

Feel free to post a link, GB.

 

[pricklypete]

panasonic

I need a good nose hair trimmer. Any suggestions?

Review from Amazon:98 of 105 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars 5. Because of the happiness it brings., August 11, 2006 By Gene Twilley "GTwilley" (Philadelphia, PA) - See all my reviews(VINE VOICE) Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?) This review is from: Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer, Wet/Dry, Lighted (Health and Beauty) I read the reviews. I expected the pain. Now, I have mastered this modern marvel. Pros: - No more commutes with people staring at me while I yank and pinch into my nose. - If you use it as the delicate work of art it is, it doesn't hurt as much as the yanking and pinch (see my tips below). - The light IS useful - it allows you to see into the nether regions of your nostrils to catch those that might otherwise show their hairs tomorrow. - Water proof for your running under the faucet for cleaning. - Small, lightweight, and neat design (like a mini-light saber to slash through the dark side of your nose) Cons: - Not a whole lot of power, but the question begs as to how much power you'd like to stick up your nostrils anyways. - Though the water proof capabilities allow you to run this bugger under the faucet, your normal faucet doesn't do much to clean it. Tips: * Usage: I've found that this trimmer works best when you cut as if your trimming bushes, not as if you were cutting grass. What I mean is that it would be best if you refrain from just cramming it up your nose. Granted, if you're purchasing this device, you're probably used to just yanking hairs anyways (hence, you're also used to the associated pain). Trust me, if you take it a little at a time, the pain is greatly diminished and the effectiveness of the trimmer is enhanced. Also, use the lamp attached - I cannot stress this enough. *Cleanup: After you run it under the faucet, hold tightly, bring close to your body, and then extend your arm quickly towards the sing. You may thus sling debris that may be caught in the water that may be stuck in your device. This works for me and it makes the trimmer more efficient in its cutting. All in all, I am completely satisfied with this purchase. Additionally, my wife is completely happy that I am no longer leaving long nose hairs on her floorboard during our commute. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Report this | Permalink Comment Comments (3) Share your thoughts with other customers: Create your own review › See all 345 customer reviews...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My cousin's SIL attends school in Portland and was at the Father's Day get together yesterday. She got car jacked last Saturday and then they tried to break into her apartment but got scared off.

Nice town you got there GM.

 

[Thorn]

panasonic

I need a good nose hair trimmer. Any suggestions?

Review from Amazon:98 of 105 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars 5. Because of the happiness it brings., August 11, 2006 By Gene Twilley "GTwilley" (Philadelphia, PA) - See all my reviews(VINE VOICE) Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?) This review is from: Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer, Wet/Dry, Lighted (Health and Beauty) I read the reviews. I expected the pain. Now, I have mastered this modern marvel. Pros: - No more commutes with people staring at me while I yank and pinch into my nose. - If you use it as the delicate work of art it is, it doesn't hurt as much as the yanking and pinch (see my tips below). - The light IS useful - it allows you to see into the nether regions of your nostrils to catch those that might otherwise show their hairs tomorrow. - Water proof for your running under the faucet for cleaning. - Small, lightweight, and neat design (like a mini-light saber to slash through the dark side of your nose) Cons: - Not a whole lot of power, but the question begs as to how much power you'd like to stick up your nostrils anyways. - Though the water proof capabilities allow you to run this bugger under the faucet, your normal faucet doesn't do much to clean it. Tips: * Usage: I've found that this trimmer works best when you cut as if your trimming bushes, not as if you were cutting grass. What I mean is that it would be best if you refrain from just cramming it up your nose. Granted, if you're purchasing this device, you're probably used to just yanking hairs anyways (hence, you're also used to the associated pain). Trust me, if you take it a little at a time, the pain is greatly diminished and the effectiveness of the trimmer is enhanced. Also, use the lamp attached - I cannot stress this enough. *Cleanup: After you run it under the faucet, hold tightly, bring close to your body, and then extend your arm quickly towards the sing. You may thus sling debris that may be caught in the water that may be stuck in your device. This works for me and it makes the trimmer more efficient in its cutting. All in all, I am completely satisfied with this purchase. Additionally, my wife is completely happy that I am no longer leaving long nose hairs on her floorboard during our commute. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Report this | Permalink Comment Comments (3) Share your thoughts with other customers: Create your own review › See all 345 customer reviews...

People yank out nose hairs? Scissors down?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

I'm sure you're great and all, but if I was told I didn't do a good enough job vacuuming up the cat hair I'd be gone in a hurry.

I know. Seems silly, but I just marvel at him sometimes. I don't mind cleaning (I'm a bit of a neat freak), I'm just starting to be suspicious, that's all.

I heard a good trick is when your wife/gf asks you to do the dishes, you "accidentally" break a glass or dish. Pretty soon, you won't be getting asked to do the dishes anymore.

 

[Celph Titled]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

I'm sure you're great and all, but if I was told I didn't do a good enough job vacuuming up the cat hair I'd be gone in a hurry.

I know. Seems silly, but I just marvel at him sometimes. I don't mind cleaning (I'm a bit of a neat freak), I'm just starting to be suspicious, that's all.

Can he mow a lawn? It's the same principle.

 

[guru_007]

when I was a teenager and required to mow the lawn, I used to occasionally accidentally miss a strip of grass which bothered my father to no end. He said it looked like our yard had a mohawk.

 

[YSR]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.

Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.

I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

I'm sure you're great and all, but if I was told I didn't do a good enough job vacuuming up the cat hair I'd be gone in a hurry.

I know. Seems silly, but I just marvel at him sometimes. I don't mind cleaning (I'm a bit of a neat freak), I'm just starting to be suspicious, that's all.

Can he mow a lawn? It's the same principle.

I'm sure he can. I've not seen him do so yet. We have only mowed the lawn at the new house once, and I did it (because I had never driven a riding mower before and was excited about it).

 

[boom king]

my brother and i this weekend

edit: this should prolly be in the drunk thread

 

[The_Burning_Bush]

Hypothetically, if one's fiancee were to try to cut you off while drinking with your father on FATHERS DAY, it woulod be justified if one punched her in the face, right?

too late now, you're all in for life.

 

[boom king]

Hypothetically, if one's fiancee were to try to cut you off while drinking with your father on FATHERS DAY, it woulod be justified if one punched her in the face, right?

in or through, are both acceptable

 

[saintfool]

I'm sure he can. I've not seen him do so yet. We have only mowed the lawn at the new house once, and I did it (because I had never driven a riding mower before and was excited about it).

how often does he reload the dishwasher after you have loaded it?

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm convinced that my boyfriend is intentionally screwing up any chores involving cleaning so that I'll take over. His mom has always been a bit of a mother hen, so I'm working against 30ish years of that (e.g. she would come over to his house and clean it whilie he was at work), but surely no one can be this bad at cleaning.Last night, for instance, I asked him to vacuum a rug. A simple, 10x12 rug. An easy vacuum, one where you can easily see the lines where you've vacuumed and the areas you haven't. All he had to do was go in a straight line. But I swear he performed his task like an epileptic who had to pee - he was all over the place, missing substantial hunks of cat hair.I assume all you men do this to get out of cleaning?

Probably the same reason some women can't figure out how not to use their teeth.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.

Hopefully you'll send him off to school with a smile on his face.

Update?

 

[EYLive]

Mr. krista4 starts culinary school tomorrow. About a month ago, he prepared an 11-course meal for 10 of us. It was incredible--unanimously the best meal anyone had ever had anywhere in the world. Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today, but we're trying to be patient and let him get to know the business side of everything and make connections for two years. Please wish him luck--super-excited here.

There are lots of hot wimmins in culinary school. I'm happy for him.

 

[Celph Titled]

Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today,

Have you ever yelled: "I'VE GOT THE BRAINS. YOU'VE GOT THE MOVES. LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY." at him?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Our friends are begging him to forgo culinary school and open a restaurant today,

Have you ever yelled: "I'VE GOT THE BRAINS. YOU'VE GOT THE MOVES. LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY." at him?