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Bob Sacamano said:
krista4 said:
YSR said:
krista4 said:
POSSIBLE FBG DIVORCE.

Mr. krista4 got a haircut today because of the culinary school thingie. Not happy with this.
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First time I've ever used this one: :thumbup:
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Well, I prefer his shirt in the After picture. I like the Liberal Marshall Eriksen look in the first. I'd do him. :thumbup:
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Have removed the picture in question (drunk posting of a pic of one's spouse--not such a good idea), but have no idea who Marshall Eriksen is. :goodposting:
 
krista4 said:
Bob Sacamano said:
krista4 said:
YSR said:
krista4 said:
POSSIBLE FBG DIVORCE.

Mr. krista4 got a haircut today because of the culinary school thingie. Not happy with this.
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First time I've ever used this one: :lmao:
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BeforeAfter*

*An approximation.
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Well, I prefer his shirt in the After picture. I like the Liberal Marshall Eriksen look in the first. I'd do him. :shrug:
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Have removed the picture in question (drunk posting of a pic of one's spouse--not such a good idea), but have no idea who Marshall Eriksen is. :(
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This
 
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krista4 said:
YSR said:
Krista>hi.

Just heard a radio commercial for the new TNT series, Memphis Beat. Jason Lee will apparently be whoring his Earl accent into his 'hometown detective' character. Sounds pretty bad.

Will you be tuning in?
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Believe it or not, I know of two viewing parties tomorrow night for this. :shrug: I won't be watching; I only watch crappy reality TV programs.
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Got a good review in the NY Times today. :lmao:
 
I like Jason Lee, and based on the previews alone, I don't think I'd watch that show even if I could do it for a living.

 
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Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Guess who was sitting in O'Hare watching his flight cancel right about then?
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Running with scissors said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Guess who was sitting in O'Hare watching his flight cancel right about then?
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OMG who?
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He said CHICAGO. It's clearly Oprah, #######.
 
Celph Titled said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Running with scissors said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Guess who was sitting in O'Hare watching his flight cancel right about then?
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OMG who?
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He said CHICAGO. It's clearly Oprah, #######.
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I was thinking Matt Forte.
 
eoMMan said:
Celph Titled said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Running with scissors said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
crazy storm in Chicago just hit.went from being 90 degrees and sunny without a cloud in the sky to pitch black and raining buckets. forecast said we'd be getting 70mph property-damage-causing winds with potential for some hail as well. good times.
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Guess who was sitting in O'Hare watching his flight cancel right about then?
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OMG who?
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He said CHICAGO. It's clearly Oprah, #######.
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I was thinking Matt Forte.
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You're both close. It was Anthony Michael Hall.
 
Been sick in bed all day but finally had some soup just now. I always forget how much I enjoy soup.

 
It has been blistering hot here so when I saw the Baskin Robbin's sign on my way home from work that read "Get Your Ice Cream Cake For Father's Day!", I knew what I had to do.

There was a selection of at least 20 "cakes" and almost all of them had vanilla and some other combination. Screw that noise. I finally found one that said chocolate chip/chocolate and knew I had a winner. I felt comfortable because the place was empty and I brought my selection to the register wondering to myself if I would tell the rest of the family. That's when the girl asked me what I wanted it to say on the cake. Thinking quickly I blurted out "Happy Birthday Cal!". She looked at me confused and stammered "K-a...??". No, no, "Cal" I replied as if it mattered. The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.

She rings me up and I'm contemplating the deliciousness awaiting me when some guy that could have been a double for the Body By Budweiser poster bursts through the door. "IT'S BASEBALL SEASON!!" he exclaims. "BASEBALL! I HEAR YOU HAVE BASEBALL!" "Yes sir, would you like some" the girl behind the counter replies completely unmoved by his enthusiasm. I'm thinking that "baseball" must be some sort of awesome drug but it apparently is ice cream because he asked for three scoops.

I left feeling much better about myself.

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St. Louis Bob said:
It has been blistering hot here so when I saw the Baskin Robbin's sign on my way home from work that read "Get Your Ice Cream Cake For Father's Day!", I knew what I had to do.

There was a selection of at least 20 "cakes" and almost all of them had vanilla and some other combination. Screw that noise. I finally found one that said chocolate chip/chocolate and knew I had a winner. I felt comfortable because the place was empty and I brought my selection to the register wondering to myself if I would tell the rest of the family. That's when the girl asked me what I wanted it to say on the cake. Thinking quickly I blurted out "Happy Birthday Cal!". She looked at me confused and stammered "K-a...??". No, no, "Cal" I replied as if it mattered. The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.

She rings me up and I'm contemplating the deliciousness awaiting me when some guy that could have been a double for the Body By Budweiser poster bursts through the door. "IT'S BASEBALL SEASON!!" he exclaims. "BASEBALL! I HEAR YOU HAVE BASEBALL!" "Yes sir, would you like some" the girl behind the counter replies completely unmoved by his enthusiasm. I'm thinking that "baseball" must be some sort of awesome drug but it apparently is ice cream because he asked for three scoops.

I left feeling much better about myself.

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lol"I'll have two scoops of 'Pistachio Pujols' in a cup. Can I get that with extra nuts?"

 
Bob Sacamano said:
St. Louis Bob said:
It has been blistering hot here so when I saw the Baskin Robbin's sign on my way home from work that read "Get Your Ice Cream Cake For Father's Day!", I knew what I had to do.

There was a selection of at least 20 "cakes" and almost all of them had vanilla and some other combination. Screw that noise. I finally found one that said chocolate chip/chocolate and knew I had a winner. I felt comfortable because the place was empty and I brought my selection to the register wondering to myself if I would tell the rest of the family. That's when the girl asked me what I wanted it to say on the cake. Thinking quickly I blurted out "Happy Birthday Cal!". She looked at me confused and stammered "K-a...??". No, no, "Cal" I replied as if it mattered. The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.

She rings me up and I'm contemplating the deliciousness awaiting me when some guy that could have been a double for the Body By Budweiser poster bursts through the door. "IT'S BASEBALL SEASON!!" he exclaims. "BASEBALL! I HEAR YOU HAVE BASEBALL!" "Yes sir, would you like some" the girl behind the counter replies completely unmoved by his enthusiasm. I'm thinking that "baseball" must be some sort of awesome drug but it apparently is ice cream because he asked for three scoops.

I left feeling much better about myself.

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lol"I'll have two scoops of 'Pistachio Pujols' in a cup. Can I get that with extra nuts?"
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Man, I really blew that one. I could have gone with Studs, Helen Van Bisquits.... :kicksrock:
 
UPDATE: The TV Stand is gone.

I came home from work and was very happy to see it no longer staring at me from the end of the driveway with it's dead eyes. Conversation (not verbatim):

ME: The TV Stand is gone.

WIFE: Good. I wasn't sure the garbage people would take it.

ME: Why would they take it?

WIFE: Because you put that sign on it?

ME: What sign?

WIFE: The sign that said, "Trashmen - Please take this away"

ME: No I didn't.

WIFE: :confused:

ME: :confused:

So yeah, it turns out that one of our neighbors must have decided that it was too much of an eyesore and slapped a note on it. As happy as I am to have that thing gone, I'm also a bit miffed that somebody would take it upon themselves to do something that when it's clearly none of their business.

This is why I like having a super long, uphill driveway so I don't have to deal with my neighbors.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.
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1.) 16/10 is better than Tom's alleged 7.5/10 Subway skank.2.) You're a good dad.How much of it did you eat by yourself?
 
Frostillicus said:
UPDATE: The TV Stand is gone. I came home from work and was very happy to see it no longer staring at me from the end of the driveway with it's dead eyes. Conversation (not verbatim):ME: The TV Stand is gone.WIFE: Good. I wasn't sure the garbage people would take it.ME: Why would they take it?WIFE: Because you put that sign on it?ME: What sign?WIFE: The sign that said, "Trashmen - Please take this away"ME: No I didn't.WIFE: :blackdot: ME: :confused: So yeah, it turns out that one of our neighbors must have decided that it was too much of an eyesore and slapped a note on it. As happy as I am to have that thing gone, I'm also a bit miffed that somebody would take it upon themselves to do something that when it's clearly none of their business. This is why I like having a super long, uphill driveway so I don't have to deal with my neighbors.
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She doesn't know your own handwriting?
 
SuperJohn96 said:
Frostillicus said:
UPDATE: The TV Stand is gone. I came home from work and was very happy to see it no longer staring at me from the end of the driveway with it's dead eyes. Conversation (not verbatim):ME: The TV Stand is gone.WIFE: Good. I wasn't sure the garbage people would take it.ME: Why would they take it?WIFE: Because you put that sign on it?ME: What sign?WIFE: The sign that said, "Trashmen - Please take this away"ME: No I didn't.WIFE: :kicksrock: ME: :confused: So yeah, it turns out that one of our neighbors must have decided that it was too much of an eyesore and slapped a note on it. As happy as I am to have that thing gone, I'm also a bit miffed that somebody would take it upon themselves to do something that when it's clearly none of their business. This is why I like having a super long, uphill driveway so I don't have to deal with my neighbors.
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She doesn't know your own handwriting?
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Printed via computer.
 
EYLive said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.
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2.) You're a good dad.
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Um, about that. It was Cal's birthday more than a month ago.

EYLive said:
St. Louis Bob said:
The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.
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How much of it did you eat by yourself?
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They don't know about it yet. I put it in the freezer downstairs so it should be safe. :lmao:

You may notice in the pic that I ate the slice off the end already.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
It has been blistering hot here so when I saw the Baskin Robbin's sign on my way home from work that read "Get Your Ice Cream Cake For Father's Day!", I knew what I had to do.

There was a selection of at least 20 "cakes" and almost all of them had vanilla and some other combination. Screw that noise. I finally found one that said chocolate chip/chocolate and knew I had a winner. I felt comfortable because the place was empty and I brought my selection to the register wondering to myself if I would tell the rest of the family. That's when the girl asked me what I wanted it to say on the cake. Thinking quickly I blurted out "Happy Birthday Cal!". She looked at me confused and stammered "K-a...??". No, no, "Cal" I replied as if it mattered. The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.

She rings me up and I'm contemplating the deliciousness awaiting me when some guy that could have been a double for the Body By Budweiser poster bursts through the door. "IT'S BASEBALL SEASON!!" he exclaims. "BASEBALL! I HEAR YOU HAVE BASEBALL!" "Yes sir, would you like some" the girl behind the counter replies completely unmoved by his enthusiasm. I'm thinking that "baseball" must be some sort of awesome drug but it apparently is ice cream because he asked for three scoops.

I left feeling much better about myself.

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That looks like "Call"
 
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