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St. Louis Bob said:
The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.
2.) You're a good dad.
Um, about that. It was Cal's birthday more than a month ago.
I know. I was being sarcastic. :shrug: Now if GM had gotten hitched in your hood he could have gotten a stripper and icecream cake.
Oh.No offense to Cosjobs, but I would have had so much freaking ice cream cake at the BP half the guys would have had their eyes poked out after the show began.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
The girl was cute but probably only around 16. She'll make a fine stripper some day.
2.) You're a good dad.
Um, about that. It was Cal's birthday more than a month ago.
I know. I was being sarcastic. :goodposting: Now if GM had gotten hitched in your hood he could have gotten a stripper and icecream cake.
Oh.No offense to Cosjobs, but I would have had so much freaking ice cream cake at the BP half the guys would have had their eyes poked out after the show began.
So it's an oil-based cake?
 
Was surprised to see this on Yahoo...

TRENDING NOW 1. Jennifer Aniston 2. Adolf Hitler 3. Kim Kardashian 4. Mortgage Modific… 5. Sandra Bullock
:confused: Does this have something to do with the latest Hanes commercial?
 
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Is it wierd if a bride has a few bridesmaid but the groom decides to not have any groomsmen?

What's the point of the entourage anyway?

 
Has GM finished the daily wedding updates? I thought we only got to the Bachelor Party at Tiny's?

 
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Stoneys said:
Has GM finished the daily wedding updates? I thought we only got to the Bachelor Party at Tiny's?
It's been nearly a month since the wedding and I've forgoten most of the details. But I'll update us through the end if it kills me. Developing..
 
I'm at a Jacksonville Suns game right now. Two for one beer night. Yet I still felt the need to smuggle in one of those 4-pack little bottles of wine in my pants. Haven't done that since college.

 
Oh, gd it, some kid named Mark Saccomano just hit a homerun and I just :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: when his name came over the loudspeaker.

 
YSR said:
I'm at a Jacksonville Suns game right now. Two for one beer night. Yet I still felt the need to smuggle in one of those 4-pack little bottles of wine in my pants. Haven't done that since college.
You're never too old to smuggle booze into sporting events. :thumbdown:
 
double ;) ETA

I thought it was funny but then I thought it may be misconstrued as creepy.

Norville might vouch for me that I'm not a complete moron always looking for a laugh.
I thought it was funny too. I thought maybe Aaron had clipped it in order to keep this EPIC thread intact. Also, as a side note, the sneaking in of the wine was a bad idea. Well, it was either that or the bottle we opened when we got home. Alls I know is that I posted in the drunk thread around midnight and I feel like schmidt today.

 
double :lol: ETA

I thought it was funny but then I thought it may be misconstrued as creepy.

Norville might vouch for me that I'm not a complete moron always looking for a laugh.
I thought it was funny too. I thought maybe Aaron had clipped it in order to keep this EPIC thread intact. Also, as a side note, the sneaking in of the wine was a bad idea. Well, it was either that or the bottle we opened when we got home. Alls I know is that I posted in the drunk thread around midnight and I feel like schmidt today.
What'd you drink?

 
Incidentally, I appreciate that you recognized the other alcohol may have contributed to your feeling like ####.

"Oy, I should not have had that shot of tequila last night."

Yeah, it was the shot of tequila. The case of beer had nothing to do with it.

 
double :bag: ETA

I thought it was funny but then I thought it may be misconstrued as creepy.

Norville might vouch for me that I'm not a complete moron always looking for a laugh.
I thought it was funny too. I thought maybe Aaron had clipped it in order to keep this EPIC thread intact. Also, as a side note, the sneaking in of the wine was a bad idea. Well, it was either that or the bottle we opened when we got home. Alls I know is that I posted in the drunk thread around midnight and I feel like schmidt today.
:wall: I sometimes forget that people here have never actually met me and may take things the wrong way.

 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.

 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.
That sounds like an awesome trip, except that you forgot Memphis. :popcorn: It can't be that far from Jackson, can it? I can see Mississippi from my house, after all.
 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.
That sounds like an awesome trip, except that you forgot Memphis. :( It can't be that far from Jackson, can it? I can see Mississippi from my house, after all.
Oh wait, that's Arkansas I can see. :popcorn: I always get those two mixed up.
 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.
That sounds like an awesome trip, except that you forgot Memphis. :( It can't be that far from Jackson, can it? I can see Mississippi from my house, after all.
Oh wait, that's Arkansas I can see. :popcorn: I always get those two mixed up.
If you came up this way, you could hit Hot Springs, AR on the way to Dallas. Haven't been there but always hear great things.
 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona
:thumbup:
 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.
That sounds like an awesome trip, except that you forgot Memphis. :popcorn: It can't be that far from Jackson, can it? I can see Mississippi from my house, after all.
Oh wait, that's Arkansas I can see. :unsure: I always get those two mixed up.
:thumbup: Jackson is about 2.5 hours south of Memphis, assuming you drive a little faster than 65. Come down and meet us! Jackson is perfect in October.

 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona
:unsure:
:thumbup: I said we'd be going wine tasting....

 
I used priceline.com today for the first time and boy oh boy, what a neat contraption! I 'named my own price' on a hotel room in the French Quarter for October, punched in "$95" per night and WA LA I'm staying at the 4-Star Marriott - New Orleans. Man, I wish I had tried this service out before. Shoot, I'm just mad at myself for not punching in $5 a night.

Who wants to help me plan my honeymoon? I cashed in frequent flier miles and got two one way tickets to New Orleans for October. From there, we are renting a car and heading back up to Oregon, hitting as many National Parks and must see attractions as we can along the way.

So far, we're staying in New Orleans for 2 nights, then up to Baton Rouge for a wedding, then up to Jackson, MS to see my alm mater and to eat at my favorite two restaurants in Jackson, then we are on our way to Dallas to catch up with old friends. From there...well. I'm not sure, exactly, but a quick look has us going to Carlsbad Carverns, then Truth Or Consequences, NM for some Hot Springs Hotel action, then Petrified Forest, then Flagstaff for a night or two where we will check out the Sun Crater Volcano and Wupatki Ruins. Then, I think we're going to do some wine tasting in the Santa Barbara area (where they filmed Sideways - Shootah > hi!) and are looking for a place to stay there. Then up to San Francisco to stay with friends, but we absolutely want to do some wine tasting in the Napa/Sonoma area as well, so any tips here would be greatly apprecaited.

Then....I have no idea what. Ideas for the northern part of the state would be awesome. Should I go up 101? Should we target Shasta? You tell me. If I'm missing some stops in New Mexico or Arizona (I think we're going to bypass the Grand Canyon. I've rafted through it and would need more than a day to enjoy it, IMO), let me know. If there are areas in California that I'm leaving out, sell me on them.

My wife is a photographer, so we'll update the trip with many pics and narrated stories along the way if you guys are interested. Should be fun.
That sounds like an awesome trip, except that you forgot Memphis. :( It can't be that far from Jackson, can it? I can see Mississippi from my house, after all.
Oh wait, that's Arkansas I can see. :doh: I always get those two mixed up.
:popcorn: Jackson is about 2.5 hours south of Memphis, assuming you drive a little faster than 65. Come down and meet us! Jackson is perfect in October.
I've been known to drive a little faster than 65. :unsure: This idea has legs. :thumbup:
 
What a coincidence, I came in to see what kind of flirting Krista must be doing and I read one post. I see that you like the movie Sideways and want to go to a winery in SB. Just so happens that one pinot noir they were looking for / finally found in the movie was from Whitcraft Winery. Close friend, and I can get you a tour at his little winery in SB, where half the screenplay was written (guy would come up to drink and write there all the time). It's a cool story, there's more to it, but another time.

Basically, a very cool, humble guy, that just loved making wine. Started during his hippy days from his motor home. Success was kind of an afterthought. Anyway, remember to hit me up for a tour or something.

 
What a coincidence, I came in to see what kind of flirting Krista must be doing and I read one post. I see that you like the movie Sideways and want to go to a winery in SB. Just so happens that one pinot noir they were looking for / finally found in the movie was from Whitcraft Winery. Close friend, and I can get you a tour at his little winery in SB, where half the screenplay was written (guy would come up to drink and write there all the time). It's a cool story, there's more to it, but another time.

Basically, a very cool, humble guy, that just loved making wine. Started during his hippy days from his motor home. Success was kind of an afterthought. Anyway, remember to hit me up for a tour or something.
Let me know when you find it. :P
 
Jesus Jones, one way car rentals ain't cheap. :P
Could you use frequent flyer miles for the car rental, too?
I think so. I have a bunch of Chase Reward miles that I haven't touched, so I'll look into them.I'm also looking at the "Drive Away" option, which matches drivers with cars for people who are reloacting, but don't have the time to drive the cars themselves. We'll see.Costco Rental Cars can get me a deal for just under a grand. That's not too too bad.
 
What a coincidence, I came in to see what kind of flirting Krista must be doing and I read one post. I see that you like the movie Sideways and want to go to a winery in SB. Just so happens that one pinot noir they were looking for / finally found in the movie was from Whitcraft Winery. Close friend, and I can get you a tour at his little winery in SB, where half the screenplay was written (guy would come up to drink and write there all the time). It's a cool story, there's more to it, but another time.Basically, a very cool, humble guy, that just loved making wine. Started during his hippy days from his motor home. Success was kind of an afterthought. Anyway, remember to hit me up for a tour or something.
IN!
 
Jesus Jones, one way car rentals ain't cheap. :P
Could you use frequent flyer miles for the car rental, too?
I think so. I have a bunch of Chase Reward miles that I haven't touched, so I'll look into them.I'm also looking at the "Drive Away" option, which matches drivers with cars for people who are reloacting, but don't have the time to drive the cars themselves. We'll see.Costco Rental Cars can get me a deal for just under a grand. That's not too too bad.
There has to be an unemployed FBG that can chauffer you two around. ;)
 
What a coincidence, I came in to see what kind of flirting Krista must be doing and I read one post. I see that you like the movie Sideways and want to go to a winery in SB. Just so happens that one pinot noir they were looking for / finally found in the movie was from Whitcraft Winery. Close friend, and I can get you a tour at his little winery in SB, where half the screenplay was written (guy would come up to drink and write there all the time). It's a cool story, there's more to it, but another time.

Basically, a very cool, humble guy, that just loved making wine. Started during his hippy days from his motor home. Success was kind of an afterthought. Anyway, remember to hit me up for a tour or something.
Let me know when you find it. ;)
IT WORKED! :P :popcorn:

 
What a coincidence, I came in to see what kind of flirting Krista must be doing and I read one post. I see that you like the movie Sideways and want to go to a winery in SB. Just so happens that one pinot noir they were looking for / finally found in the movie was from Whitcraft Winery. Close friend, and I can get you a tour at his little winery in SB, where half the screenplay was written (guy would come up to drink and write there all the time). It's a cool story, there's more to it, but another time.Basically, a very cool, humble guy, that just loved making wine. Started during his hippy days from his motor home. Success was kind of an afterthought. Anyway, remember to hit me up for a tour or something.
Thanks?
 

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