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I've bought my son 2 gifts this Christmas that I probably will not give him for at least 4-6 years - A Red Ryder BB Gun and a Buck folding camper knife. They were good deals, but still, I think I may get a little too excited about this stuff.

 
:lmao: I was so freaked out up there. We had to climb these tiny (maybe 12-14" wide) spiral stairs up into the tower with almost nothing to hold onto. As my fear of heights kicked in, I was damned near crawling by the time we got to the top. My right hand is in a death grip on a wall and Julio is actually holding me upright. Going back down was fun, too.

 
'guru_007 said:
'Guster said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'cosjobs said:
Please note- All you stuckup 30 somethings too busy to take a call will not be getting a card from Uncle cos this year. I suck at keeping addresses. I only could find maybe four or five and one of them was Tanner's Middle school.
0 Missed CallsHmm...
:lmao: i'd love to know who Cos did call
Gotta be GM0 missed calls here....but I'm a stuckup 40 something :kicksrock:
Correct. He called me when my daughter was freaking the freak out because - get this - I tried to put her to bed. Wife was at yoga. I wouldn't have answered the phone if Ed McMahon was calling to tell me I might have already won some money. Fatherhood is neat.
 
'guru_007 said:
'Guster said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'cosjobs said:
Please note- All you stuckup 30 somethings too busy to take a call will not be getting a card from Uncle cos this year. I suck at keeping addresses. I only could find maybe four or five and one of them was Tanner's Middle school.
0 Missed CallsHmm...
:lmao: i'd love to know who Cos did call
Gotta be GM0 missed calls here....but I'm a stuckup 40 something :kicksrock:
Correct. He called me when my daughter was freaking the freak out because - get this - I tried to put her to bed. Wife was at yoga. I wouldn't have answered the phone if Ed McMahon was calling to tell me I might have already won some money. Fatherhood is neat.
Cos could have talked her down. I hope you learned your lesson.
 
'guru_007 said:
'Guster said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'cosjobs said:
Please note- All you stuckup 30 somethings too busy to take a call will not be getting a card from Uncle cos this year. I suck at keeping addresses. I only could find maybe four or five and one of them was Tanner's Middle school.
0 Missed CallsHmm...
:lmao: i'd love to know who Cos did call
Gotta be GM0 missed calls here....but I'm a stuckup 40 something :kicksrock:
Correct. He called me when my daughter was freaking the freak out because - get this - I tried to put her to bed. Wife was at yoga. I wouldn't have answered the phone if Ed McMahon was calling to tell me I might have already won some money. Fatherhood is neat.
Cos could have talked her down. I hope you learned your lesson.
"Uh, hey there little Hazel, this is Cosjobs, aka Damon from the boards. Say, what I would recommend when you are ready to settle in for the night is to ask dad to take your pacifier and lightly dip it into a UHEM shot glass of Benedictine liquor. That way you can sleep through the night AND develop a thirst for impossible to find, highly expensive booze. By the time you grow up and get ready to marry, you'll be forced to marry rich. God knows that's your only hope, darling. Now put numbnuts back on the line".
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'cosjobs said:
Please note- All you stuckup 30 somethings too busy to take a call will not be getting a card from Uncle cos this year. I suck at keeping addresses. I only could find maybe four or five and one of them was Tanner's Middle school.
0 Missed CallsHmm...
:goodposting:
 
My SS gift should go out by the weekend. I have two more components to it: one should be at my house tomorrow and one should be there Friday (but it might be Saturday).

 
'Frostillicus said:
Really good marinade:2 cups soy sauce2 cups brown sugar12 oz. coke1 T chili powder1 T garlic powderfew dashes sesame oil1-2 bunches green onionsuse water or chicken stock if too thickmarinade chicken 2-24 hoursgrill and turn often to avoid charrring
went with this option for tonight. Thanks again :thumbup:
 
who in here wants to join a 4-sport dynasty league? Seems like we may have some openings soon and most of the other owners are active in this thread anyway.

 

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