GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

Wheels Off! Literal Pub Crawl for Paraplegics

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Cliff notes?

Friendly neighborhood FFAer stopped and bought a baby Wallaby for a grand cash at some roadside petting zoo in Iowa to bring home and raise as a pet in Wisconsin. He posted pictures and videos and a fun time was had by all. Then he got a visit from the government accusing him of importing some illegal wildlife or something. He shut everything down and is convinced that someone from these boards ratted him out.Tanner was one of the only people all along saying that this was a really bad idea that would end badly for all involved. So, he's definitely suspect!

 

[Disco Stu]

I've had "Careless Whispers" stuck in my head off and on since hearing it while on hold with Verizon five days ago. Mostly

.Is that weird? Am I catching the gay?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't want to pile on that hooter guy in the wallaby thread but...My link

it was you, wasn't it?

No. I ain't no snitch. Pretty sure it had to do with the fact he took an EXOTIC ANIMAL TO HIS KID'S SHOW AND TELL.

Cliff notes?

Guy buys a wallaby from a "roadside zoo" for $1000Gives it to his kid and posts in the FFA.

Promptly declared the coolest dad in the world.

I post a few times in the thread how this may not be a great idea.

Wallaby fanboys jump on me for being a downer.

Guy stops updating the thread.

Later on he hints that he might be in legal trouble.

Today posts that he's having/had big problems with the state department of Ag.

I gloat.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Wallaby fanboys

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was supposed to give a presentation today at a luncheon for 6 different companies/offices but I caught malaria or something Tuesday and feel like hell. There was another guy, Carlos from Buffalo, there from a healthcare company that bought lunch. I was in charge of desert. We were the first two there and I told him I would go first.

My whole "presentation" was basically the Golden Girls (Zooks, hey!) theme song. "I just want to thank all of you for being my friend. It was a rough year and I don't know how I could have gotten through it without you. I brought some sticky buns for all of you for desert. Have a great Holiday".

It was all women and they simultaneously say "awwww". Then they proceed to take turns hugging me. I bid them farewell, and go to shake Carlo's hand who has this expression like "you've got to be f-ing kidding me".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Alternative Comedy Marathon for Osteogenesis Imperfecta Awareness, a.k.a. "Precious Chuckles for Brittle Knuckles."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wheels Off! Literal Pub Crawl for Paraplegics

Had to fake a coughing fit.

So wrong.

I've had "Careless Whispers" stuck in my head off and on since hearing it while on hold with Verizon five days ago. Mostly

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was supposed to give a presentation today at a luncheon for 6 different companies/offices but I caught malaria or something Tuesday and feel like hell. There was another guy, Carlos from Buffalo, there from a healthcare company that bought lunch. I was in charge of desert. We were the first two there and I told him I would go first.My whole "presentation" was basically the Golden Girls (Zooks, hey!) theme song. "I just want to thank all of you for being my friend. It was a rough year and I don't know how I could have gotten through it without you. I brought some sticky buns for all of you for desert. Have a great Holiday".It was all women and they simultaneously say "awwww". Then they proceed to take turns hugging me. I bid them farewell, and go to shake Carlo's hand who has this expression like "you've got to be f-ing kidding me".

 

[Sarnoff]

"Carlos from Buffalo" sounds like a fake name Jim Rome would have his assistant use to call into his own radio show

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Carlos from Buffalo" sounds like a fake name Jim Rome would have his assistant use to call into his own radio show

Thanks Homer in C-Bus....Rack 'em...now we go to RJ in The Natti.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

The egg's got your back.

 

[Abraham]

I was supposed to give a presentation today at a luncheon for 6 different companies/offices but I caught malaria or something Tuesday and feel like hell. There was another guy, Carlos from Buffalo, there from a healthcare company that bought lunch. I was in charge of desert. We were the first two there and I told him I would go first.My whole "presentation" was basically the Golden Girls (Zooks, hey!) theme song. "I just want to thank all of you for being my friend. It was a rough year and I don't know how I could have gotten through it without you. I brought some sticky buns for all of you for desert. Have a great Holiday".It was all women and they simultaneously say "awwww". Then they proceed to take turns hugging me. I bid them farewell, and go to shake Carlo's hand who has this expression like "you've got to be f-ing kidding me".

Reminds me of the Jerry lee Lewis fire piano story.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know but the tag you did of me on the facebooks had me seriously shuked.

 

[SofaKings]

"Carlos from Buffalo" sounds like a fake name Jim Rome would have his assistant use to call into his own radio show

Thanks Homer in C-Bus....Rack 'em...now we go to RJ in The Natti.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not that I ever listen much, but kind of glad that Jay Mohr is taking over for Jim Rome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Carlos from Buffalo" sounds like a fake name Jim Rome would have his assistant use to call into his own radio show

He was a nice guy.

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

The egg's got your back.

Man I hope so. I've never used it where I left it completely unattended. The plan was to have fun doing it, get a little wasted and probably pass out when it was 60% done or so figuring I would have plenty of time in the morning to finish it off.

I don't know but the tag you did of me on the facebooks had me seriously shuked.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SLB> I do it all the time. Just make sure you have plenty of lump/wood in there and get the temp set. I've done overnights in below freezing weather.

If you have a remote thermometer that helps too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not that I ever listen much, but kind of glad that Jay Mohr is taking over for Jim Rome.

Is that going to be permanent?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not that I ever listen much, but kind of glad that Jay Mohr is taking over for Jim Rome.

Is that going to be permanent?

Yep.

 

[Disco Stu]

"Carlos from Buffalo" sounds like a fake name Jim Rome would have his assistant use to call into his own radio show

Is it Carlo or Carlos? Conflicting reports.

 

[Disco Stu]

I don't know but the tag you did of me on the facebooks had me seriously shuked.

Yeah, photo was mine... tag shtick was not. :shurg:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> I do it all the time. Just make sure you have plenty of lump/wood in there and get the temp set. I've done overnights in below freezing weather.If you have a remote thermometer that helps too.

Thanks GB. Had Mrs. SLB buy an extra bag of charcoal for this very reason. Which by the way....Mrs. SLB: I'm going to Lowes to get (kids principal) a gift card. Do you need anything?Me: Yes, get me a bag of lump charcoal.Mrs. SLB: A bag of Kingsford charcoal. Got it.Me: No, lump charcoal. Seriously, repeat it with me so I know you've heard me.Together: Lump charcoal.Me: Great, thanks.

 

[phishphan]

SLB> I do it all the time. Just make sure you have plenty of lump/wood in there and get the temp set. I've done overnights in below freezing weather.If you have a remote thermometer that helps too.

Thanks GB. Had Mrs. SLB buy an extra bag of charcoal for this very reason. Which by the way....Mrs. SLB: I'm going to Lowes to get (kids principal) a gift card. Do you need anything?Me: Yes, get me a bag of lump charcoal.Mrs. SLB: A bag of Kingsford charcoal. Got it.Me: No, lump charcoal. Seriously, repeat it with me so I know you've heard me.Together: Lump charcoal.Me: Great, thanks.

you know she's coming home with some Matchlight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> I do it all the time. Just make sure you have plenty of lump/wood in there and get the temp set. I've done overnights in below freezing weather.If you have a remote thermometer that helps too.

Thanks GB. Had Mrs. SLB buy an extra bag of charcoal for this very reason. Which by the way....Mrs. SLB: I'm going to Lowes to get (kids principal) a gift card. Do you need anything?Me: Yes, get me a bag of lump charcoal.Mrs. SLB: A bag of Kingsford charcoal. Got it.Me: No, lump charcoal. Seriously, repeat it with me so I know you've heard me.Together: Lump charcoal.Me: Great, thanks.

you know she's coming home with some Matchlight.

90% of our arguments are "well you said" and I didn't. It's like her brain has some sort of random translator in it.

 

[General Malaise]

Cliff notes?

Friendly neighborhood FFAer stopped and bought a baby Wallaby for a grand cash at some roadside petting zoo in Iowa to bring home and raise as a pet in Wisconsin. He posted pictures and videos and a fun time was had by all. Then he got a visit from the government accusing him of importing some illegal wildlife or something. He shut everything down and is convinced that someone from these boards ratted him out.Tanner was one of the only people all along saying that this was a really bad idea that would end badly for all involved. So, he's definitely suspect!

huh

 

[General Malaise]

I've had "Careless Whispers" stuck in my head off and on since hearing it while on hold with Verizon five days ago. Mostly

Top 5 all time worst song of all time. My list:1. Red Red Wine

2. Careless Whispers

3. Hey Kids Rock and Roll

4. ???

5. Profit

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know but the tag you did of me on the facebooks had me seriously shuked.

Yeah, photo was mine... tag shtick was not. :shurg:

Sorry brohan.

 

[General Malaise]

SLB> I do it all the time. Just make sure you have plenty of lump/wood in there and get the temp set. I've done overnights in below freezing weather.If you have a remote thermometer that helps too.

Thanks GB. Had Mrs. SLB buy an extra bag of charcoal for this very reason. Which by the way....Mrs. SLB: I'm going to Lowes to get (kids principal) a gift card. Do you need anything?Me: Yes, get me a bag of lump charcoal.Mrs. SLB: A bag of Kingsford charcoal. Got it.Me: No, lump charcoal. Seriously, repeat it with me so I know you've heard me.Together: Lump charcoal.Me: Great, thanks.

you know she's coming home with some Matchlight.

90% of our arguments are "well you said" and I didn't. It's like her brain has some sort of random translator in it.

This is why my wife and I text almost exclusively.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Check the Crock pot thread ... will anyone know the difference?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Check the Crock pot thread ... will anyone know the difference?

HOW DARE YOU?

 

[Thorn]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Check the Crock pot thread ... will anyone know the difference?

HOW DARE YOU?

 

[Thorn]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Alternative Comedy Marathon for Osteogenesis Imperfecta Awareness, a.k.a. "Precious Chuckles for Brittle Knuckles."

Man, I thought this was a HR.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lot of commies in here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Alternative Comedy Marathon for Osteogenesis Imperfecta Awareness, a.k.a. "Precious Chuckles for Brittle Knuckles."

Man, I thought this was a HR.

I laughed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lot of commies in here.

It's pulled pork. About 1/2 step up from my grandmother's stringy pot-roasts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

You've never had my pulled pork. Alright, I've only made it once it was pretty awesome. I would think it would be too moist in a crock pot plus you don't have any of the outer burnt part mixed in which makes all the difference IMO. Plus I have two 7.5 pound pork butts, I don't have a crock pot big enough.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do you think blind guys are better lovers?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Check the Crock pot thread ... will anyone know the difference?

HOW DARE YOU?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lot of commies in here.

It's pulled pork. About 1/2 step up from my grandmother's stringy pot-roasts.

Now I see the problem. You've never had good pulled pork.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys eat a lot boiled meats don't you?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lot of commies in here.

It's pulled pork. About 1/2 step up from my grandmother's stringy pot-roasts.

I hate you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

You've never had my pulled pork. Alright, I've only made it once it was pretty awesome. I would think it would be too moist in a crock pot plus you don't have any of the outer burnt part mixed in which makes all the difference IMO. Plus I have two 7.5 pound pork butts, I don't have a crock pot big enough.

Bark.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and I volunteered to make pulled pork for the company tonight/tomorrow morning. It's 34 degrees out, 30 MPH wind, and keeps switching between raining and snowing. FML

Crockpot my brother. At least 8 hours but no work involved. Few drops of liquid smoke and a can of coke, they'll never know the difference.

Oh bull####.

You might, but seriously, they won't.

You've never had my pulled pork. Alright, I've only made it once it was pretty awesome. I would think it would be too moist in a crock pot plus you don't have any of the outer burnt part mixed in which makes all the difference IMO. Plus I have two 7.5 pound pork butts, I don't have a crock pot big enough.

Bark.

"Why don't you just serve mashed up hotdogs, they'll never know the difference!"

 

[Thorn]

Lot of commies in here.

It's pulled pork. About 1/2 step up from my grandmother's stringy pot-roasts.

Well now that's just silly.