Pop up card...... Yes! Loved it. Might get laid and in a fight tonight. Updates to come. Thorn tresses shirt, best gift ever.
I'm amazed i figured out how to post that on my phone in a bar while being drunker than Arthur Bach. Kind of amazed i even thought about posting at all.Went out with an old friendfriend who was home for the holidays, whenever she comes home we usually hangout and drink and fool around a little. Last night was no different.
There was a group of 21 year old guys in the bar who seemed like it was their first night out drinking. One of them had on a Colts hat and an Andrew Luck jersey. He comes up to me at the bar and says something like "sup dude". I said "so Colts huh" and then he went on a rant about how Luck is the best qb in the league and the colts are gonna win the super bowl blah blah blah. I then said "so Colts huh". I go back to my table and super-colts-fan follows me. He starts yapping about the colts again and keeps patting me on the back as he talks and the girl i was with doesn't follow sports so she had no idea what he was talking about. Then he asks her if I'm her boyfriend and she says "he is for tonight". He laughs and then leans over to me and says "i can't believe you're gonna tap that ### tonight" So i lean over closer to him and say "actually, I'm thinking i might kick your ### first and then tap her ###". Did i mention i was really drunk?
After Super-Colts-Fan got done flexing, his buddies came over and calmed him down and apologized. I bought shots for everyone and went back to my pursuit of poontang.
We go back to my place and start fooling around on my couch. I hint about going upstairs and she's no we can't do that. We continue to fool around the couch and she is really getting in to it. My wandering hands manage to get down her pants and she is loving it, moaning, panting and squealing. She screamed "how are you doing that" and i screamed "how are we NOT effing right now
?". And then we moved upstairs. She tasted like a dolphin (i don't know what a dolphin tastes like, but I'm guessing it's wonderful) i was like a horny monkey that just escaped from the zoo. There we were, a dolphin and a monkey, making love like we were the last 2 creatures on the planet. After finishing (minutes later) i put on my new Reeses shirt that Santa Thorn sent me and i passed out.
Now i feel incredibly sore and i might still be a little drunk. Vacation week has been great so far.
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