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God, I hate winter. It's freezing cold, I miss the sun, and my sleep patterns are as ####ed up as they've ever been.

That's it, I'm going back on the Lexapro. No way I'll make it through February at this rate. :kicksrock:

 
My last couple of Julio e-mails:

"Hello my friends.

And good everything is good and u

Julio"

And this in response to mine asking how things are going:

"Hi Bro nothing news just working sr.

How are u

(then there's an icon I've never seen before. It's a smiley face with its hand up against its ear like its talking on a phone)"

 
'charvik said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
(then there's an icon I've never seen before. It's a smiley face with its hand up against its ear like its talking on a phone)"
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This one? My link
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That's it! I found it hilarious because that's totally Julio - phone glued to his ear, working on something.

He's a huge MLB fan and collects caps. When he found out I am an Orioles fan, he asked me to get him a cap as he can't find them in Nicaragua (& I don't think he has the means to order on-line; he did try to give me cash for one & I told him to kiss my ###). When I got back, I ordered 3 different styles. I must have entered his address in the wrong order or something because Amazon couldn't process it and is sending them here instead. I've gotten the one style he asked for plus another. The 3rd hasn't shipped yet.

Krista has kindly offered to take them with her on her next trip down. K4 - if I don't get the 3rd a week before you're going - I'll just send out the two I have and take the other with me should I go again.

 
One thing I may have forgotten to mention in my ***OFFICIAL FBG NICARAGUA REPORT***......

The day we had gone to the volcano in Masaya, Julio asked me if I wanted to buy any souvenirs during my stay. I told him I collect (& gift) shot glasses. So, before lunch we went into a kind of arts-and-crafts barn in Masaya and to a shot glass stall. He was out in the aisle talking to someone he knew while I browsed the shot glasses. They were hand-painted and soon I had 6 I wanted. I asked the seller how much and he told me $5 apiece. I was fine paying that, but Julio must have heard a bit of it because he came flying in and started into the guy. Next thing I know, they were $3 each. I asked him afterwards what happened and he said "he was charging you tourista money; you're my friend".

Swear to any God you choose the above is true; what's below isn't.

We're getting married in May.

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
One thing I may have forgotten to mention in my ***OFFICIAL FBG NICARAGUA REPORT***......The day we had gone to the volcano in Masaya, Julio asked me if I wanted to buy any souvenirs during my stay. I told him I collect (& gift) shot glasses. So, before lunch we went into a kind of arts-and-crafts barn in Masaya and to a shot glass stall. He was out in the aisle talking to someone he knew while I browsed the shot glasses. They were hand-painted and soon I had 6 I wanted. I asked the seller how much and he told me $5 apiece. I was fine paying that, but Julio must have heard a bit of it because he came flying in and started into the guy. Next thing I know, they were $3 each. I asked him afterwards what happened and he said "he was charging you tourista money; you're my friend".Swear to any God you choose the above is true; what's below isn't.We're getting married in May.
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You needed Julio to tell you that $30 for six shot glasses was getting raped? $3/glass in Nicaragua is frankly too much when you're buying six.
 
'FDAS said:
'proninja said:
Had a good time last night with cos and Bentley. Sorry it wasn't a huge hunk of time, but thanks for coming out. :thumbup:
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I hope they both wished death on your Seahawks. :thumbup:
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Seahawk talk just reminds me of the day Tony Romos PTP rep was born so I avoid it completely.Enjoyed the visit and the Bob Armstrong dip. Hope ninja made it back safely to his Charlie Brown Christmas treew and that cos has stayed smoke free.
 
Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.

E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.

The Players:

Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.

Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.

Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.

Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.

Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 mark

That's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?

ETA

Your e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.

 
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'Gadzooks said:
Another interesting thing about being in this office is that I now work in the same building as the President of the company. If you recall I've posted in the past about wanting to do inappropriate things with his daughter who happens to cut my hair. She has absolutely made it clear that she is interested in me and I've not pursued anything because she is the daughter of the President. In the last week he has dropped hints to me about asking his daughter out. Now he has even asked a co-worker (who is a good friend of mine) why I haven't called his daughter yet and that she is waiting for me to call her. My co-worker/friend knows I'm worried about the fact she's the "President's daughter" and told our President that NO ONE that works here would ever ask her out because of he is her father. He told her that he didn't care as long as I was nice to her (she got divorced within the last year after being married for less than a year because her husband cheated on her) He just wants her to be happy. She stopped by the office today to say hi to her Dad and she looked amazing. I figure there's no reason not to pursue this now.... what could possibly go wrong?
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It's on. Dinner tomorrow night. Fully prepared to stick my pen in the company ink. 2013: THE YEAR OF ZOOKS
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Another interesting thing about being in this office is that I now work in the same building as the President of the company. If you recall I've posted in the past about wanting to do inappropriate things with his daughter who happens to cut my hair. She has absolutely made it clear that she is interested in me and I've not pursued anything because she is the daughter of the President. In the last week he has dropped hints to me about asking his daughter out. Now he has even asked a co-worker (who is a good friend of mine) why I haven't called his daughter yet and that she is waiting for me to call her. My co-worker/friend knows I'm worried about the fact she's the "President's daughter" and told our President that NO ONE that works here would ever ask her out because of he is her father. He told her that he didn't care as long as I was nice to her (she got divorced within the last year after being married for less than a year because her husband cheated on her) He just wants her to be happy. She stopped by the office today to say hi to her Dad and she looked amazing. I figure there's no reason not to pursue this now.... what could possibly go wrong?
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It's on. Dinner tomorrow night. Fully prepared to stick my pen in the company ink. 2013: THE YEAR OF ZOOKS
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:hifive:
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Another interesting thing about being in this office is that I now work in the same building as the President of the company. If you recall I've posted in the past about wanting to do inappropriate things with his daughter who happens to cut my hair. She has absolutely made it clear that she is interested in me and I've not pursued anything because she is the daughter of the President. In the last week he has dropped hints to me about asking his daughter out. Now he has even asked a co-worker (who is a good friend of mine) why I haven't called his daughter yet and that she is waiting for me to call her. My co-worker/friend knows I'm worried about the fact she's the "President's daughter" and told our President that NO ONE that works here would ever ask her out because of he is her father. He told her that he didn't care as long as I was nice to her (she got divorced within the last year after being married for less than a year because her husband cheated on her) He just wants her to be happy. She stopped by the office today to say hi to her Dad and she looked amazing. I figure there's no reason not to pursue this now.... what could possibly go wrong?
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It's on. Dinner tomorrow night. Fully prepared to stick my pen in the company ink. 2013: THE YEAR OF ZOOKS
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GO GET EM ZOOKS! :pickle:
 
So I've been off since the 21st, which is the longest I've ever taken off consecutively. I've been doing things around the house non-stop since then, save for a break on Xmas and NYE/NYD. i guess it's a factor of 2 young kids, and me watching a lot of football during the season and delaying some things...but damn, i'm worn out.

/rant over

 
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Friends

On November 2, 2012, I sent out an e-mail to Friends titled:

"Hurricane Predictions Improved Just Before Sandy-110212"

In this e-mail I stated that the situation was NOT "natural":

[see my ANNOTATED SATELLITE MAP BELOW]

"I took note from looking at NASA satellite videos that a SERIES OF

HUGE, VERY WET STORM FRONTS blossomed [simultaneously]

over a period of MANY days for the full LENGTH of the distance

from CANADA to the GULF COAST that were moving EAST while at

the SAME TIME Hurricane Sandy was growing then ebbing then

growing in STRENGTH at it moved WEST until they MET just

ONSHORE. . ."

". . . Then Sandy moved WEST for a 1,000 miles INLAND with sustained

winds of 60+ MPH WINDS loaded up with a ZILLION TONS of

RAIN WATER that destroyed or flooded EVERYTHING in its path

effecting in 17 states. . ."

". . . WHY didn't the " U.S. forecasters" sound the ALARM of

IMPENDING DISASTER days or a WEEK earlier?"

Well, today I completed additional research and my FINDINGS

are as follows:

1. Since HAARP was built in Alaska, "Version 'X'" has been

perfected and constructed at "hundreds" of "STATIONS" ACROSS

THE UNITED STATES and OFF SHORE.

2. EACH of these "STATIONS" can not only CREATE a STORM,

but MULTIPLE STATIONS can CREATE A VERY LARGE STORM

AND can also GUIDE the STORM in the DIRECTION DESIRED.

The following satellite picture shows what happened in Texas regarding

the out-of-control "Wildfires," and the same technology was deployed

to CAUSE "Hurricane Sandy."

3. This technology EXPLAINS WHY Hurricane Sandy, grew, then weakened

then grew over MANY DAYS during it's PATH from the Caribbean Sea to the

SHORES of New York and New Jersey -- and headed DUE WEST that is

UNLIKE the "normal" hurricane that gets CLOSE to SHORE and suddenly

VEERS to the North Northeast and travels OUT TO SEA, RATHER THAN

heading INTO the HEARTLAND of the United States THAT CAUSED

DAMAGE IN 17 STATES.

4. The COST of building these STATIONS had to be in the BILLIONS OF

DOLLARS, and HIDING this OPERATION would have to be done via the

MILITARY BUDGET, implemented by UNKNOWN CONTRACTORS.

5. And ONLY the RANKING LEADERSHIP of BOTH PARTIES in BOTH

HOUSES of CONGRESS are ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE SECRET

MILITARY BUDGET THAT TOOK MANY YEARS TO COMPLETE.

6. CLEARLY, there is NO QUESTION that the 2011 "WILDFIRES" in

TEXAS as well as the 2012 "HURRICANE SANDY" in the 17 states

WERE ON PURPOSE, INCLUDING the MISERY and LOSS OF

PROPERTY AND MANY LIVES.

7. Understand ALSO, that THIS TECHNOLOGY is DESIGNED and

PROVEN to be ABLE to INCAPACITATE YOU or KILL YOU

OUTRIGHT FROM HUNDREDS or THOUSANDS of MILES DISTANT

no matter WHERE YOU WORK OR LIVE.

THUS, there is NO QUESTION that TODAY'S ADOPTED "FISCAL

CLIFF" BUDGET is as PLANNED, ORCHESTRATED and as

INTENTIONAL as were the Texas Wildfires and the Hurricane Sandy

DESTRUCTION -- that KNOWINGLY KILLED AMERICANS to

ACHIEVE POLITICAL GOALS AND PLANS.

ALL of the ABOVE IS not only SEDITION -- but also MASS

MURDER!

"Of, For and BY 'OUR' GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN

CONGRESS and the WHITE HOUSE -- NOTby ANY EXTERNAL

NATION or ENEMY" !!!

I believe the ABOVE EVIDENCE and the UNFOLDING EVENTS of recent

years ESTABLISHES that REMAINING SILENT in the NOT too

distant FUTURE WILL GET YOU KILLED or TOO SICK to

FIGHT -- by one MEANS (ILLNESS) or ANOTHER

(FLOOD, FIRE, DROUGHT, INFLATION, DEFLATION) . . .

. . . using YOUR Taxdollars and YOUR Savings

Accounts, Investments, etc., to do YOU in!

With TODAY'S ADOPTION of the NEW "High Taxes" and NO CUTS in

"Spending," sitting around and muttering are NO LONGER AN OPTION.

MILLIONS OF "US" HAVE GOT TO START CALLING CONGRESS

IN BOTH HOUSES AND IN STATES OUTSIDE OF WHERE WE LIVE -- OR

WE ARE OR WILL SOON BE "TOAST" . . . FOR THE SAME REASONS

ENGLAND AND MOST OF THE E.U. ARE TOAST. . .

. . . Denial . . . We ARE in DEEP Dodo!

 
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a spontaneous orgasm watching Erin Andrews in those glasses.

 
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'Frostillicus said:
Friends

On November 2, 2012, I sent out an e-mail to Friends titled:

"Hurricane Predictions Improved Just Before Sandy-110212"

In this e-mail I stated that the situation was NOT "natural":

[see my ANNOTATED SATELLITE MAP BELOW]

"I took note from looking at NASA satellite videos that a SERIES OF

HUGE, VERY WET STORM FRONTS blossomed [simultaneously]

over a period of MANY days for the full LENGTH of the distance

from CANADA to the GULF COAST that were moving EAST while at

the SAME TIME Hurricane Sandy was growing then ebbing then

growing in STRENGTH at it moved WEST until they MET just

ONSHORE. . ."

". . . Then Sandy moved WEST for a 1,000 miles INLAND with sustained

winds of 60+ MPH WINDS loaded up with a ZILLION TONS of

RAIN WATER that destroyed or flooded EVERYTHING in its path

effecting in 17 states. . ."

". . . WHY didn't the " U.S. forecasters" sound the ALARM of

IMPENDING DISASTER days or a WEEK earlier?"

Well, today I completed additional research and my FINDINGS

are as follows:

1. Since HAARP was built in Alaska, "Version 'X'" has been

perfected and constructed at "hundreds" of "STATIONS" ACROSS

THE UNITED STATES and OFF SHORE.

2. EACH of these "STATIONS" can not only CREATE a STORM,

but MULTIPLE STATIONS can CREATE A VERY LARGE STORM

AND can also GUIDE the STORM in the DIRECTION DESIRED.

The following satellite picture shows what happened in Texas regarding

the out-of-control "Wildfires," and the same technology was deployed

to CAUSE "Hurricane Sandy."

3. This technology EXPLAINS WHY Hurricane Sandy, grew, then weakened

then grew over MANY DAYS during it's PATH from the Caribbean Sea to the

SHORES of New York and New Jersey -- and headed DUE WEST that is

UNLIKE the "normal" hurricane that gets CLOSE to SHORE and suddenly

VEERS to the North Northeast and travels OUT TO SEA, RATHER THAN

heading INTO the HEARTLAND of the United States THAT CAUSED

DAMAGE IN 17 STATES.

4. The COST of building these STATIONS had to be in the BILLIONS OF

DOLLARS, and HIDING this OPERATION would have to be done via the

MILITARY BUDGET, implemented by UNKNOWN CONTRACTORS.

5. And ONLY the RANKING LEADERSHIP of BOTH PARTIES in BOTH

HOUSES of CONGRESS are ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE SECRET

MILITARY BUDGET THAT TOOK MANY YEARS TO COMPLETE.

6. CLEARLY, there is NO QUESTION that the 2011 "WILDFIRES" in

TEXAS as well as the 2012 "HURRICANE SANDY" in the 17 states

WERE ON PURPOSE, INCLUDING the MISERY and LOSS OF

PROPERTY AND MANY LIVES.

7. Understand ALSO, that THIS TECHNOLOGY is DESIGNED and

PROVEN to be ABLE to INCAPACITATE YOU or KILL YOU

OUTRIGHT FROM HUNDREDS or THOUSANDS of MILES DISTANT

no matter WHERE YOU WORK OR LIVE.

THUS, there is NO QUESTION that TODAY'S ADOPTED "FISCAL

CLIFF" BUDGET is as PLANNED, ORCHESTRATED and as

INTENTIONAL as were the Texas Wildfires and the Hurricane Sandy

DESTRUCTION -- that KNOWINGLY KILLED AMERICANS to

ACHIEVE POLITICAL GOALS AND PLANS.

ALL of the ABOVE IS not only SEDITION -- but also MASS

MURDER!

"Of, For and BY 'OUR' GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN

CONGRESS and the WHITE HOUSE -- NOTby ANY EXTERNAL

NATION or ENEMY" !!!

I believe the ABOVE EVIDENCE and the UNFOLDING EVENTS of recent

years ESTABLISHES that REMAINING SILENT in the NOT too

distant FUTURE WILL GET YOU KILLED or TOO SICK to

FIGHT -- by one MEANS (ILLNESS) or ANOTHER

(FLOOD, FIRE, DROUGHT, INFLATION, DEFLATION) . . .

. . . using YOUR Taxdollars and YOUR Savings

Accounts, Investments, etc., to do YOU in!

With TODAY'S ADOPTION of the NEW "High Taxes" and NO CUTS in

"Spending," sitting around and muttering are NO LONGER AN OPTION.

MILLIONS OF "US" HAVE GOT TO START CALLING CONGRESS

IN BOTH HOUSES AND IN STATES OUTSIDE OF WHERE WE LIVE -- OR

WE ARE OR WILL SOON BE "TOAST" . . . FOR THE SAME REASONS

ENGLAND AND MOST OF THE E.U. ARE TOAST. . .

. . . Denial . . . We ARE in DEEP Dodo!
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This is why I come to the GMTAN. For information.
 
'Josie Maran said:
'Frostillicus said:
Friends

On November 2, 2012, I sent out an e-mail to Friends titled:

"Hurricane Predictions Improved Just Before Sandy-110212"

In this e-mail I stated that the situation was NOT "natural":

[see my ANNOTATED SATELLITE MAP BELOW]

"I took note from looking at NASA satellite videos that a SERIES OF

HUGE, VERY WET STORM FRONTS blossomed [simultaneously]

over a period of MANY days for the full LENGTH of the distance

from CANADA to the GULF COAST that were moving EAST while at

the SAME TIME Hurricane Sandy was growing then ebbing then

growing in STRENGTH at it moved WEST until they MET just

ONSHORE. . ."

". . . Then Sandy moved WEST for a 1,000 miles INLAND with sustained

winds of 60+ MPH WINDS loaded up with a ZILLION TONS of

RAIN WATER that destroyed or flooded EVERYTHING in its path

effecting in 17 states. . ."

". . . WHY didn't the " U.S. forecasters" sound the ALARM of

IMPENDING DISASTER days or a WEEK earlier?"

Well, today I completed additional research and my FINDINGS

are as follows:

1. Since HAARP was built in Alaska, "Version 'X'" has been

perfected and constructed at "hundreds" of "STATIONS" ACROSS

THE UNITED STATES and OFF SHORE.

2. EACH of these "STATIONS" can not only CREATE a STORM,

but MULTIPLE STATIONS can CREATE A VERY LARGE STORM

AND can also GUIDE the STORM in the DIRECTION DESIRED.

The following satellite picture shows what happened in Texas regarding

the out-of-control "Wildfires," and the same technology was deployed

to CAUSE "Hurricane Sandy."

3. This technology EXPLAINS WHY Hurricane Sandy, grew, then weakened

then grew over MANY DAYS during it's PATH from the Caribbean Sea to the

SHORES of New York and New Jersey -- and headed DUE WEST that is

UNLIKE the "normal" hurricane that gets CLOSE to SHORE and suddenly

VEERS to the North Northeast and travels OUT TO SEA, RATHER THAN

heading INTO the HEARTLAND of the United States THAT CAUSED

DAMAGE IN 17 STATES.

4. The COST of building these STATIONS had to be in the BILLIONS OF

DOLLARS, and HIDING this OPERATION would have to be done via the

MILITARY BUDGET, implemented by UNKNOWN CONTRACTORS.

5. And ONLY the RANKING LEADERSHIP of BOTH PARTIES in BOTH

HOUSES of CONGRESS are ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE SECRET

MILITARY BUDGET THAT TOOK MANY YEARS TO COMPLETE.

6. CLEARLY, there is NO QUESTION that the 2011 "WILDFIRES" in

TEXAS as well as the 2012 "HURRICANE SANDY" in the 17 states

WERE ON PURPOSE, INCLUDING the MISERY and LOSS OF

PROPERTY AND MANY LIVES.

7. Understand ALSO, that THIS TECHNOLOGY is DESIGNED and

PROVEN to be ABLE to INCAPACITATE YOU or KILL YOU

OUTRIGHT FROM HUNDREDS or THOUSANDS of MILES DISTANT

no matter WHERE YOU WORK OR LIVE.

THUS, there is NO QUESTION that TODAY'S ADOPTED "FISCAL

CLIFF" BUDGET is as PLANNED, ORCHESTRATED and as

INTENTIONAL as were the Texas Wildfires and the Hurricane Sandy

DESTRUCTION -- that KNOWINGLY KILLED AMERICANS to

ACHIEVE POLITICAL GOALS AND PLANS.

ALL of the ABOVE IS not only SEDITION -- but also MASS

MURDER!

"Of, For and BY 'OUR' GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN

CONGRESS and the WHITE HOUSE -- NOTby ANY EXTERNAL

NATION or ENEMY" !!!

I believe the ABOVE EVIDENCE and the UNFOLDING EVENTS of recent

years ESTABLISHES that REMAINING SILENT in the NOT too

distant FUTURE WILL GET YOU KILLED or TOO SICK to

FIGHT -- by one MEANS (ILLNESS) or ANOTHER

(FLOOD, FIRE, DROUGHT, INFLATION, DEFLATION) . . .

. . . using YOUR Taxdollars and YOUR Savings

Accounts, Investments, etc., to do YOU in!

With TODAY'S ADOPTION of the NEW "High Taxes" and NO CUTS in

"Spending," sitting around and muttering are NO LONGER AN OPTION.

MILLIONS OF "US" HAVE GOT TO START CALLING CONGRESS

IN BOTH HOUSES AND IN STATES OUTSIDE OF WHERE WE LIVE -- OR

WE ARE OR WILL SOON BE "TOAST" . . . FOR THE SAME REASONS

ENGLAND AND MOST OF THE E.U. ARE TOAST. . .

. . . Denial . . . We ARE in DEEP Dodo!
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This is why I come to the GMTAN. For information.
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:hifive:
 
Just got a text from Disco Stu.

He's on his way to Galveston for the Cruise for a Cause benefitting morbidly obese transvestites,

but wanted to let me know that he

WAS RESERVING A SPOT FOR COSURUK HOLE 13

 
Well, I'm quite confused by the appearance of a baseball cap worn forward in a certain staff photo. It's like my whole worldview is shaken.

 
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