Officer Pete Malloy
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Paint the town? A night on the town!Whaddaya say we get together and paint each other up?
Paint the town? A night on the town!Whaddaya say we get together and paint each other up?
Right Mike? Whaddya say, Bill?Paint the town? A night on the town!Whaddaya say we get together and paint each other up?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Cheers to you GB!Cheers to you GB... with coshole leftoversIt has been snowing for almost 4 hours now and it isn't supposed to stop until midnight. I'm considering cracking a beer except Mrs. SLB is watching the neighbor boys too. Still considering cracking a beer though.SAPchat activated
Thank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2."Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).![]()
I love that you are posting here during class, debating whether to bust someone for texting.You are even more awesome than I initially suspected.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
I'll shoot you a PM next time I get real sick.Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
I would have been screwed had I chosen to go the full 8 because it brings me about 4 miles from the house on a walking path in the middle of the woods.Is it going to be bad?Forecast I saw last night projected .3" of snow to hit St Louis and just about 3" in Chicago.So the west got Winter Storm Gandalf, the east got Winter Storm Nemo, and in the midwest we get Winter Storm Q. Really, just a letter, no one could come up with a better name than that? Stay safe StL Bob and anyone else who will get hit with this.
I think KC and StLouis are getting the worst of it. It is not supposed to hit here until later tonight and should only be 3"-5" (Hi GM).Blizzard conditions here right now. Weather guy promised thunder snow later, he better come through. It wasn't supposed to start until 11:00-11:30 and thankfully I cut my walk short at 4 miles because it was ####### cold as hell (sorry again for ditching you GM) and got home at 9:30. Which is good because it started at 9:45 and by 10:30 there was 3 inches of snow on the ground. WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!!!
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?

Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artTeach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?![]()
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.

It was an honor meeting you and your wife and sitting for coffee and cake and culling through all your art. I guess I should send you a coshole shirt for special occasions.I always appreciated that visit cos. You were one of the first people to really take a give me a break/chance. I still paint in the studio and occasionally teach wearing the University of Hold 'Em shirt.Laugh if you want. I've been in RFW's garage and perused his piles of canvasses. He could line the walls of the astrodome with paintings of marching penises.You definitely shouldn't stay at a place of work that makes you miserable, just because it offers more money and is in Memphis. part of the problem is that you have gotten into the habit of using consumer therapy and buying things to make yourself feel better about your horrible work situation. You will be fine and make a bunch o cash anyway.If you are silly enough to stay, you should probably buy a bunch of my art to hand around your house. I have this 6'x8' painting of a bunch of penismen trying to stretch themselves out to meet the entry requirement for access to Ron Jeremy's bar that look great behind your sofa.Krista,
I can't advise you strongly enough to get out of that job. It has been making you miserable - just go back and look at your pre-Coshole meltdown posting to remind you how miserable, just in case you've started telling yourself that maybe it isn't that bad.
Then think about the fact that they are lying to you about how things are going to change. They might not mean to lie; maybe they actually believe themselves when they tell you things will be different. Things won't be different. And after they've bent over to change things for you, they're not going to listen to any future complaints you have. Instead, you're just going to be the continual malcontent who threatened to quit once, gained all these concessions (allegedly), and still continues to complain.
Finally, you are clearly extremely marketable. Pretend you didn't currently hold this job and were evaluating it - knowing all that you know about how awful it is - in comparison to other jobs now on the table. Would you take it?
Life is too short and too hard as it is, without forcing yourself to keep a job that affirmatively makes you miserable.![]()
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Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.![]()

I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6” x 15”, 2006.Send me an invoiceThank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2."Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.
Or just click -> here <-
For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).![]()
To insure your investment, send him a case of scotch with payment.Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artTeach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?![]()
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.![]()
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Better grab a case, brother, it's going to be a long time opening all those emails.Cheers to you GB... with coshole leftoversIt has been snowing for almost 4 hours now and it isn't supposed to stop until midnight. I'm considering cracking a beer except Mrs. SLB is watching the neighbor boys too. Still considering cracking a beer though.SAPchat activated
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.![]()
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I was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artRFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
Dig Dug?Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artRFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
If it's not already too late, you should meet Carver.I generally try to paint my penis at it's most fantastic. I was shocked to learn most other men don't have a little smiley face on top of the purple helmeted warrior.Do you hire penis models or just go from memory? I suppose you could just imagine your dream penis and try to paint that.
Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. JournalI was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artRFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
I will track that sucker down and build a mini-crate for it.I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6” x 15”, 2006.Send me an invoiceThank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2."Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.
Or just click -> here <-
For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).![]()
Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanks
If I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...Ok. Now I'm seeing a penis painting in a little girl's pink room and a twisted expression on Romo's face, and I'mIt was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.

Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.![]()
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I was coming here to post the exact same line but stupid work got in the way. Great mimes think alike.Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. JournalI was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artRFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
I forgot all about that drawing.Just to confirm, you do accept sweatshirts and flasks as payment, correct?I will track that sucker down and build a mini-crate for it.I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6" x 15", 2006.Send me an invoiceThank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2."Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.
Or just click -> here <-
For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).![]()
I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.
Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanksIf I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
Noted! In retrospect, it was clearly funny. I was distracted by my son, which messed up my banter-meter.True story:In 1999 I had my first solo show and it was filled with the penis man running amok paintings. On some sunday, people had rented out the gallery to host a wedding and a reception- as the church was right across the street. . I have a good friend who was a friend of a bride and was helping her get into her dress. According to the story (who cares if it is true) she was a virgin. So there she is, in her sexy underwear, standing in front of maybe the most fleshy painting of the group Breaking and Entering II (see the YSR link) and she says:"I love this painting. He is just one big happy gumdrop!"My friend, who is helping her get dressed, who knows my work says "Get ready for some serious gumdrops tonight."It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.
You will get the double top secret UHEM founder discount.Edit: I feel like I am stealing shuke's schtick with this endless chain of single posting replies.Just to confirm, you do accept sweatshirts and flasks as payment, correct?
I can guarantee a sale for you if you commission a painting for Nigel Tufnel called, "Lick My Love Pump".Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. JournalI was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery artRFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
That class is full of 'those students.' It must be the late night, once a week meeting time or something.There's this one girl who is slightly overweight, wears a bob shaped by kitchen shears, has bottle-thick glasses, is fond of Hello Kitty! apparel, and compulsively shouts out random thoughts, even & especially when she's wearing her headphones. Even the other wackadoos snicker when she opens her mouth. She wants to be an English professor. I know this because one day she shouted it while passing me on a crowded staircase, right after listing 3 English classes she was taking. She kept raising her voice as the crowd forced her farther and farther away. God speed, I say. You'll fit right in.I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.
Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanksIf I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.That class is full of 'those students.' It must be the late night, once a week meeting time or something.There's this one girl who is slightly overweight, wears a bob shaped by kitchen shears, has bottle-thick glasses, is fond of Hello Kitty! apparel, and compulsively shouts out random thoughts, even & especially when she's wearing her headphones. Even the other wackadoos snicker when she opens her mouth. She wants to be an English professor. I know this because one day she shouted it while passing me on a crowded staircase, right after listing 3 English classes she was taking. She kept raising her voice as the crowd forced her farther and farther away. God speed, I say. You'll fit right in.I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.
Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanksIf I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
My wife says the same thing all the time. Only I sometimes actually get hers.I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.

Sloppy seconds(dary edumacation)?My wife says the same thing all the time. Only I sometimes actually get hers.I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.![]()
I was coming here to post the exact same line but stupid work got in the way. Great mimes think alike.
Noted! In retrospect, it was clearly funny. I was distracted by my son, which messed up my banter-meter.True story:In 1999 I had my first solo show and it was filled with the penis man running amok paintings. On some sunday, people had rented out the gallery to host a wedding and a reception- as the church was right across the street. . I have a good friend who was a friend of a bride and was helping her get into her dress. According to the story (who cares if it is true) she was a virgin. So there she is, in her sexy underwear, standing in front of maybe the most fleshy painting of the group Breaking and Entering II (see the YSR link) and she says:"I love this painting. He is just one big happy gumdrop!"My friend, who is helping her get dressed, who knows my work says "Get ready for some serious gumdrops tonight."It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.
I can guarantee a sale for you if you commission a painting for Nigel Tufnel called, "Lick My Love Pump".
I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.

vlc media player is free and will play everything.I was browsing a certain smut peddler's e-mails and I found I need a .flv player. I figured this out back in 2009 but I'm shuked now. Little help?
Thanksvlc media player is free and will play everything.I was browsing a certain smut peddler's e-mails and I found I need a .flv player. I figured this out back in 2009 but I'm shuked now. Little help?
I'm probably a bit too late.Tanner, time to buy some land.My link