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For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2." :thumbup:
Thank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.
 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.

 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
I love that you are posting here during class, debating whether to bust someone for texting.You are even more awesome than I initially suspected.
 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
I'll shoot you a PM next time I get real sick.
 
So the west got Winter Storm Gandalf, the east got Winter Storm Nemo, and in the midwest we get Winter Storm Q. Really, just a letter, no one could come up with a better name than that? Stay safe StL Bob and anyone else who will get hit with this.
Is it going to be bad?Forecast I saw last night projected .3" of snow to hit St Louis and just about 3" in Chicago.
Blizzard conditions here right now. Weather guy promised thunder snow later, he better come through. It wasn't supposed to start until 11:00-11:30 and thankfully I cut my walk short at 4 miles because it was ####### cold as hell (sorry again for ditching you GM) and got home at 9:30. Which is good because it started at 9:45 and by 10:30 there was 3 inches of snow on the ground. WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!!!
I think KC and StLouis are getting the worst of it. It is not supposed to hit here until later tonight and should only be 3"-5" (Hi GM).
 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
:lmao:
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
:lmao:
 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
:lmao:
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
:lmao:
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
 
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Krista,

I can't advise you strongly enough to get out of that job. It has been making you miserable - just go back and look at your pre-Coshole meltdown posting to remind you how miserable, just in case you've started telling yourself that maybe it isn't that bad.

Then think about the fact that they are lying to you about how things are going to change. They might not mean to lie; maybe they actually believe themselves when they tell you things will be different. Things won't be different. And after they've bent over to change things for you, they're not going to listen to any future complaints you have. Instead, you're just going to be the continual malcontent who threatened to quit once, gained all these concessions (allegedly), and still continues to complain.

Finally, you are clearly extremely marketable. Pretend you didn't currently hold this job and were evaluating it - knowing all that you know about how awful it is - in comparison to other jobs now on the table. Would you take it?

Life is too short and too hard as it is, without forcing yourself to keep a job that affirmatively makes you miserable.
You definitely shouldn't stay at a place of work that makes you miserable, just because it offers more money and is in Memphis. part of the problem is that you have gotten into the habit of using consumer therapy and buying things to make yourself feel better about your horrible work situation. You will be fine and make a bunch o cash anyway.If you are silly enough to stay, you should probably buy a bunch of my art to hand around your house. I have this 6'x8' painting of a bunch of penismen trying to stretch themselves out to meet the entry requirement for access to Ron Jeremy's bar that look great behind your sofa.
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao:
Laugh if you want. I've been in RFW's garage and perused his piles of canvasses. He could line the walls of the astrodome with paintings of marching penises.
I always appreciated that visit cos. You were one of the first people to really take a give me a break/chance. I still paint in the studio and occasionally teach wearing the University of Hold 'Em shirt.
It was an honor meeting you and your wife and sitting for coffee and cake and culling through all your art. I guess I should send you a coshole shirt for special occasions.

 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.

Or just click -> here <-

For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2." :thumbup:
Thank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.
I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6” x 15”, 2006.Send me an invoice

 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
To insure your investment, send him a case of scotch with payment.
 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.Or just click -> here <-For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I have to make sure that I still have that one. I am pretty sure I do. The work I made before Katrina on wood held up better than the works on canvas- they just floated around for awhile.For a football guy and a jaded educator (and since I am not dealing with a gallery that will take half of the sales price) I would sent it you for half price of what I get for older oil painting that size$625.00 shipped.
Is there any chance you might die soon? I could probably see spending $625 if I knew the painting would go up in value.
:lmao:
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
:lmao:
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.
 
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.
I was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.
 
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.
I was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.
Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. Journal
 
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For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.

Or just click -> here <-

For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2." :thumbup:
Thank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.
I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6” x 15”, 2006.Send me an invoice
I will track that sucker down and build a mini-crate for it.
 
It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.

 
I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.

Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanks
:mellow:If I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
 
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It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.
Ok. Now I'm seeing a penis painting in a little girl's pink room and a twisted expression on Romo's face, and I'm :lmao:
 
This moment's conan-drum:We're watching a video about Harriet Tubman. I'm pretty sure my one female, African-American student is texting in class. Not sure if I should bust her or let her get away with it.
Teach her a lesson by making he sit in the back of the class.
:lmao:
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:goodposting:I was coming here to post the exact same line but stupid work got in the way. Great mimes think alike.
 
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.
I was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.
Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. Journal
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:I forgot all about that drawing.
 
For those asking about RFW's work (since I don't see him around), he has a link in his sig.

Or just click -> here <-

For penis joy, look at the "recess on the boy's side" series. Though I recall seeing more not posted on that site (I think).
Hey RFW...how much you want for "Lessons Learned"?
I'm a big fan of "Grab."ETA: and RFW, I still love "Elegies of Gulfport, blue 2." :thumbup:
Thank you sir. Blue was hanging in my bedroom until recently.
I want Elegies of Gulfport: blue –copper, encaustic on panel, 6" x 15", 2006.Send me an invoice
I will track that sucker down and build a mini-crate for it.
Just to confirm, you do accept sweatshirts and flasks as payment, correct?
 
I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.

Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanks
:mellow:If I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.
 
It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.
Noted! In retrospect, it was clearly funny. I was distracted by my son, which messed up my banter-meter.True story:In 1999 I had my first solo show and it was filled with the penis man running amok paintings. On some sunday, people had rented out the gallery to host a wedding and a reception- as the church was right across the street. . I have a good friend who was a friend of a bride and was helping her get into her dress. According to the story (who cares if it is true) she was a virgin. So there she is, in her sexy underwear, standing in front of maybe the most fleshy painting of the group Breaking and Entering II (see the YSR link) and she says:"I love this painting. He is just one big happy gumdrop!"My friend, who is helping her get dressed, who knows my work says "Get ready for some serious gumdrops tonight."
 
RFW> you got anything that would go nicely on the wall of a nursery?
Actually, my chalk drawings of the moon and ink drawings of roller coasters are family friendlyGMTAN with nursery art
I'm sure GB, I just know that isn't where she was going with that post.
I was kinda shuked too. Was it supposed to be funny? Serious? #####y? Then RFW answered it straight up and I was even more shuked. I feel like about to skeet on the floor over here.
Well, I am new to YSR's work, so I will recalibrate my context meter there.Some, with this knowledge, here are 4 particularly fleshy paintings for YSR and a portrait I made of flysack for a Lit. Journal
I can guarantee a sale for you if you commission a painting for Nigel Tufnel called, "Lick My Love Pump".
 
I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.

Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanks
:mellow:If I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.
That class is full of 'those students.' It must be the late night, once a week meeting time or something.There's this one girl who is slightly overweight, wears a bob shaped by kitchen shears, has bottle-thick glasses, is fond of Hello Kitty! apparel, and compulsively shouts out random thoughts, even & especially when she's wearing her headphones. Even the other wackadoos snicker when she opens her mouth. She wants to be an English professor. I know this because one day she shouted it while passing me on a crowded staircase, right after listing 3 English classes she was taking. She kept raising her voice as the crowd forced her farther and farther away. God speed, I say. You'll fit right in.
 
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I teach a class that meets once a week. We've met all of three times so far because last week I was sick and canceled. Today I get an email from a student in the that class. Keep in mind I've met this kid all of 3 times, ever, and exchanged perhaps three or four sentences with him. The only thing I remember about him is he hates the word "love." No shtick.Here's the email. The subject line was "URGENT!!!!" and I received 3 copies all at once.

Dear Mr. Flysack, i am writing this email asking for help in a very misconcepted situation. i am being removed from the dorms and have no where else to stay in order to stay in college. im asking if you can write a report for me saying how well im doing and if you believe i should be given the oppurtunity to stay in school and exccel in your class. i have class with you tomorrow but if you can type this email it to (student)@gmail.com that would be great =(.. thanks
:mellow:If I was evil, I suppose I could bounce his RD an email that says, "He attended all three classes and is known to hate love." But I think I'll just ignore it. Gotta wonder what he did to get bounced though...
I've encountered a few kids who probably need to be committed.
That class is full of 'those students.' It must be the late night, once a week meeting time or something.There's this one girl who is slightly overweight, wears a bob shaped by kitchen shears, has bottle-thick glasses, is fond of Hello Kitty! apparel, and compulsively shouts out random thoughts, even & especially when she's wearing her headphones. Even the other wackadoos snicker when she opens her mouth. She wants to be an English professor. I know this because one day she shouted it while passing me on a crowded staircase, right after listing 3 English classes she was taking. She kept raising her voice as the crowd forced her farther and farther away. God speed, I say. You'll fit right in.
I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.
 
I was coming here to post the exact same line but stupid work got in the way. Great mimes think alike.
:hifive:
It was meant to be funny. I'm on my phone so I haven't been able to scroll through all of the penis art, but I'm hugely entertained by it and look forward to doing so. I was just trying to figure out if we had a place for any of it in our house.
Noted! In retrospect, it was clearly funny. I was distracted by my son, which messed up my banter-meter.True story:In 1999 I had my first solo show and it was filled with the penis man running amok paintings. On some sunday, people had rented out the gallery to host a wedding and a reception- as the church was right across the street. . I have a good friend who was a friend of a bride and was helping her get into her dress. According to the story (who cares if it is true) she was a virgin. So there she is, in her sexy underwear, standing in front of maybe the most fleshy painting of the group Breaking and Entering II (see the YSR link) and she says:"I love this painting. He is just one big happy gumdrop!"My friend, who is helping her get dressed, who knows my work says "Get ready for some serious gumdrops tonight."
:lmao:
I can guarantee a sale for you if you commission a painting for Nigel Tufnel called, "Lick My Love Pump".
:lmao:
I always wondered what happened to my "special" students when they get older.
:lmao:
 
I'm sitting in the second deposition session of a tedious "lemon law" case I'm doing on a contract basis for an attorney in Northern California. I know very little about the case - don't really need to do do this deposition. I was just handed a deposition exhibit consisting of a letter addressed to the two ####-for-brains plaintiffs at an address half a block from where I live. Lovely.

 

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