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'flysack said:
'Guster said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'flysack said:
'T Bell said:
Do any of you guys wet shave?
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I don't even know what this means. In the shower? Yes. With a cheap disposable razor? Yes. Without cream because shaving cream is just a marketing ploy and is pretty much useless? Yes.
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oh come on/shuke
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shaving cream helps to soften the skin and prepare the hairs for cutting :shrug:
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It's made of people! PEOPLE!( seriously: it does jack)
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It provides lubricant (I always used gel, not cream), but even at that it's pretty mediocre.If you want excellent lubricant, use hair conditioner. I learned that at a hotel one morning on a business trip where I'd forgotten my shaving gel and didn't have time to get some.

With wet shaving using shave soap and a brush, the soap is better quality, gives thicker lather (if you mix it right) and the application of the brush stimulates and opens the pores.

 
'Guster said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'flysack said:
'T Bell said:
Do any of you guys wet shave?
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I don't even know what this means. In the shower? Yes. With a cheap disposable razor? Yes. Without cream because shaving cream is just a marketing ploy and is pretty much useless? Yes.
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oh come on/shuke
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shaving cream helps to soften the skin and prepare the hairs for cutting :shrug:
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Oh I agree...hence the "oh come on" the "/shuke" was b/c clearly "oh come on" would be somethign that shuke would say
 
'Abraham said:
How can you not like the Daytona 500? I would rather watch this than the Super Bowl.
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:goodposting:I simply don't understand the attraction of watching hicks drive in circles with other hicks theorizing about their car engines. It's, "Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament", on a grand, re tar ded scale, though I grant that the crashes are better.
 
'T Bell said:
'Abraham said:
How can you not like the Daytona 500? I would rather watch this than the Super Bowl.
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:goodposting:I simply don't understand the attraction of watching hicks drive in circles with other hicks theorizing about their car engines. It's, "Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament", on a grand, re tar ded scale, though I grant that the crashes are better.
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:lmao: I almost posted something like this, then disn't because I've the cages too much today. Gotta pick your battles, and the shaving cream cabal is at the gates.
 
I gave NASCAR a shot a few years ago. Even gambled on it. I just don't understand all the 'strategy' the guys talk about. Go fast. Turn left. Try not to die. :shrug:But I love horse racing, so there's that...

 
Question: a guy with at the gym with a tattoo of a rainbow colored basket featuring the number 31 is probably gay, right? Who is #31?

 
It's like hockey in the sense that in-person is a lot better. Plus the events are byob, which is awesome. I like that there at no time outs or breaks; when the green flag drops its on. The filming makes it look like its a Sunday drive bit they are really hauling ###. The strategy is interesting to me and the rivalries are intense. Plus the drivers are generally respectful of the sport and the fans. I can't remember the last time one of them wined bout something or complained about how much they were paid or appreciated. It's easy to root for 99% of them. :shrug:

 
Explain the strategy for me. Pretend I'm college educated.Also, what is it with 'teammates'? Do they block and tackle for the other guy? Has Danika Patrick ever won? Why is Tony Stewart such a jerkass? Is **** Trickle still racing? What's with the milk? Can I get free Skoal Bandits?

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Bill, I seriously wish you were here with me right now. You are cooler IRL than you are on these boards which for you, is hard to do.
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Me? I know I show square and that's ok. Gotten me out of a ticket or two.
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You? Yeah, you.I may have done some things myself. :unsure:
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:banned: Don't know if you noticed, but when I hugged Mrs SLB goodbye at coshole I kept my nether-regions well away from hers. That's good, right?
 
'General Malaise said:
Explain the strategy for me. Pretend I'm college educated.Also, what is it with 'teammates'? Do they block and tackle for the other guy? Has Danika Patrick ever won? Why is Tony Stewart such a jerkass? Is **** Trickle still racing? What's with the milk? Can I get free Skoal Bandits?
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Teammates - same owner of the cars. Different crews. Drafting is a big big deal, more for fuel and keeping the car from overheating then just speed. Drivers and crews will make deals during the race to get position. Patrick - no. She is technically a rookie for NASCAR sprint cup (Sunday circuit). Stewart - no idea. He is a hard ads though. Milk - that's Indy car. These guys drink coke or Pepsi at the end depending on sponsor. Bandits - not anymore. Used to you could get a lot of cigs and dip at races for free (cartons, logs, etc.). That changed when Winston got dropped.
 
'T Bell said:
'SofaKings said:
'Good said:
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.Completely off-topic, I don't get why everyone gives Chris Brown so much grief, but nobody has a problem with Eric Clapton. Right?
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Well if your kid falls out of a hotel room window and dies while being watched by a nanny...you might get a pass.
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Was he brushing his teeth at the time?
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Yes.
 
'Uruk-Hai said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Bill, I seriously wish you were here with me right now. You are cooler IRL than you are on these boards which for you, is hard to do.
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Me? I know I show square and that's ok. Gotten me out of a ticket or two.
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You? Yeah, you.I may have done some things myself. :unsure:
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:banned: Don't know if you noticed, but when I hugged Mrs SLB goodbye at coshole I kept my nether-regions well away from hers. That's good, right?
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:lmao:
 
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