General Malaise
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There is when you've got club seat tickets. :burp:
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GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)
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bentley
Footballguy
Why did someone at the UT Co-op think it was a good idea to order a bunch of Al Jolson statues? I've seen them in person and they're every bit as awful as they appear in the photo.
For those of you unfamiliar with Longhorn football history, that's Vince Young in the photo. Here's Colt McCoy.
For those of you unfamiliar with Longhorn football history, that's Vince Young in the photo. Here's Colt McCoy.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
LMAO
YSR
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.
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bentley
Footballguy
#11 right next to him is TJ Ford, whose a foot shorter in real life but is the exact same height in statute form.And lefthanded pitcher Greg Swindell is throwing righthanded because the baseball statues only come in one style.Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.
For whatever reason, the yellowfaced golfers got artificial hair. Nobody else did.
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jplvr
Footballguy
I've seen jeep do an acrobatic back flip off a speed boat...that's not something fat people can do with any sort of dexterity. JoeT followed him and looked like one of those poor ducks that tries to land on the blue field of Boise State.MisfitBlondes said:There's fat who live and fat who exist...I know you are in the former group GB.MisfitBlondes said:
I'm at least 30 lbs heavier than I was at that moment in time, but I'm still quite certain I could beat JoeT in a diving competition, especially from a moving boat.
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the rover
Footballguy
Here's an actual picture of Kevin Durant at UT, for comparison's sake: http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/image.php?productid=31269Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Pretty sure those are just repainted Jordan statues from later in his career. The left leg wrap gives it away. In any case these posts already made my day. Thanks, UT. Awesome.the rover said:Here's an actual picture of Kevin Durant at UT, for comparison's sake: http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/image.php?productid=31269shuke said:Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.bentley said:
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JaxBill
Footballguy
Colt Photoshopbentley said:#11 right next to him is TJ Ford, whose a foot shorter in real life but is the exact same height in statute form.And lefthanded pitcher Greg Swindell is throwing righthanded because the baseball statues only come in one style.shuke said:Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.bentley said:
For whatever reason, the yellowfaced golfers got artificial hair. Nobody else did.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
:(General Malaise said:You're not THAT fat. You're just a big dude. There's fatter that post here.jplvr said:MisfitBlondes said:
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Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
JFC. Just when i thought this season couldnt get any worse.I'll repost this here for those familiar with the genius of Greg Davis.bentley said:
pigskinliquors
Dr. Parrothead
These both made me :( "I believe more than 6 plays is too many for players to learn"
My money is on Fat Drunk and StupidDoes it bother jplver that GM just called him the second fattest person here? Who's #1?General Malaise said:You're not THAT fat. You're just a big dude. There's fatter that post here.jplvr said:MisfitBlondes said:
heckmanm
Footballguy
Colt Photoshopbentley said:#11 right next to him is TJ Ford, whose a foot shorter in real life but is the exact same height in statute form.And lefthanded pitcher Greg Swindell is throwing righthanded because the baseball statues only come in one style.shuke said:Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.bentley said:
For whatever reason, the yellowfaced golfers got artificial hair. Nobody else did.
Dammit, was just looking for that pic.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
He's a bigger dude, but I wouldn't call him the fattest guy here. Probably not close.My money is on Fat Drunk and StupidDoes it bother jplver that GM just called him the second fattest person here? Who's #1?General Malaise said:You're not THAT fat. You're just a big dude. There's fatter that post here.jplvr said:MisfitBlondes said:
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
How much does a new system cost and how old is your old one? Just curious. Not there yet but it will happen at some point.
I don't have an old one. I'm building a new house...so the difference is $1200 b/w the 2 units. I don't have the price of each in front of me right now...I only know the difference.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Go with the higher number. Energy costs aren't going down and living in the South, you want as much AC as possible.
Billy Costigan Jr
Footballguy
I am from Canada...I don't even know what channel it's on. I have been watching it thanks to my free 1 month trial of NetFlix...which is also new to Canada.They only just removed BetaMax from the department stores.Hell, I didn't even know it was based in the 50's...I thought it was modern day...I mean all of the clothing and cars are the same as they are now...right?---As I was typing this, a coworker (Jim) made a Mad Men reference and they don't even know I watch the show.A boss here had a leather couch in his office that was recently moved out (to make room for a new one)Jim: Where did the couch go?Me: Oh, the napping couch?[We both laugh]Jim: Guy's a regular Don Draper. [walks away]
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I can't fathom people living in Canada.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How are my uranium investors doing today?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Tell Monty I said "hey".My wife photographed his family last year. :HEYLOOKATME: Hell of a nice guy.Tiger Fan said:My hornets are 4-0
General Malaise
Footballguy
bentley said:
That is awful.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Is that guy on the far right green?shuke said:Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.bentley said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Feeling good, Louis!How are my uranium investors doing today?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Colt Photoshopbentley said:#11 right next to him is TJ Ford, whose a foot shorter in real life but is the exact same height in statute form.And lefthanded pitcher Greg Swindell is throwing righthanded because the baseball statues only come in one style.shuke said:Wow, this is awesome. I love how they're all the same pose with just different skin color and uniform numbers.bentley said:
For whatever reason, the yellowfaced golfers got artificial hair. Nobody else did.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nice job going after a basket.Feeling good, Louis!How are my uranium investors doing today?
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
I was just in Canada, and my Netflix wouldn't work there.Someone explain this to me.
Thorn
Footballguy
There are firewalls at the border.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I found my phone last night looking for the remote.After a day of drinking at the Rams game I apparently lost my phone last night trick-or-treating with my boys.
So I just got back from T-mobil with a new phone. The cute young 20ish gal working there had the most stunning eyes. So much so that it took me a full minute to notice her enormous breasts. She was very sweet to. Just wow.
The best part was when her co-worker says " I know this might sound stupid and I should probably know this but is Christmas still on the 25th?"
Cute gal shook her head smiled at me and said I'm sorry.
If Mrs. SLB has any plans to get rid of me, I hope she lets me know soon so I can ask this gal out.
That means I got to go see cutie again so she could copy my old SIM card to my new SIM card.
Me: Hey, I'm back!
T-Mobile Girl: You found your phone?!
Me: Yeah, it was in my couch. I found it looking for the remote, how embarassing. So can you get my contacts back/
T-Mobile Girl: Sure! Give me your old SIM card. (Puts the two SIM cards in some device)
Me: I'm sure you get this all the time but you have the most beautiful eyes.
T-Mobile Girl: (Twirls her hair with her left hand) Thanks, but they're contacts. I should probably stop telling people that. Here's your card see if it worked.
Me: Puts in card (waits forever for phone to reboot)
T-Mobile Girl: (Looks at iPhone) OMG! My boyfriend
helps with forclosures and convictions and he just sent me a picture, you know what he just asked me if he should bring home?Me: What?
T-Mobile Girl: A big black adult toy (Except she said the word that I don't know if you can say here or not)
Me: I didn't hear "no".
T-Mobile Girl:
Me: (phone boots up, all my contacts are there, sorry GM) Thank you Courtney, you're the best.
T-Mobile Girl: :shysmile:
Dork T-Mobile Guy: He's only saying that because he thinks you're cute.
Me: I would say she's much prettier than cute. Thanks again for your help.
T-Mobile Girl:
Have a great day!I'm such an idiot.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Couldn't have done it without you GB. All of my stocks are winning. That's a rarity.Nice job going after a basket.Feeling good, Louis!How are my uranium investors doing today?
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Seems pretty well played to me.I found my phone last night looking for the remote.After a day of drinking at the Rams game I apparently lost my phone last night trick-or-treating with my boys.
So I just got back from T-mobil with a new phone. The cute young 20ish gal working there had the most stunning eyes. So much so that it took me a full minute to notice her enormous breasts. She was very sweet to. Just wow.
The best part was when her co-worker says " I know this might sound stupid and I should probably know this but is Christmas still on the 25th?"
Cute gal shook her head smiled at me and said I'm sorry.
If Mrs. SLB has any plans to get rid of me, I hope she lets me know soon so I can ask this gal out.
That means I got to go see cutie again so she could copy my old SIM card to my new SIM card.
Me: Hey, I'm back!
T-Mobile Girl: You found your phone?!
Me: Yeah, it was in my couch. I found it looking for the remote, how embarassing. So can you get my contacts back/
T-Mobile Girl: Sure! Give me your old SIM card. (Puts the two SIM cards in some device)
Me: I'm sure you get this all the time but you have the most beautiful eyes.
T-Mobile Girl: (Twirls her hair with her left hand) Thanks, but they're contacts. I should probably stop telling people that. Here's your card see if it worked.
Me: Puts in card (waits forever for phone to reboot)
T-Mobile Girl: (Looks at iPhone) OMG! My boyfriend <_< helps with forclosures and convictions and he just sent me a picture, you know what he just asked me if he should bring home?
Me: What?
T-Mobile Girl: A big black adult toy (Except she said the word that I don't know if you can say here or not)
Me: I didn't hear "no".
T-Mobile Girl:
Me: (phone boots up, all my contacts are there, sorry GM) Thank you Courtney, you're the best.
T-Mobile Girl: :shysmile:
Dork T-Mobile Guy: He's only saying that because he thinks you're cute.
Me: I would say she's much prettier than cute. Thanks again for your help.
T-Mobile Girl:
I'm such an idiot.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
I know that you're married, GB. That's why it's fine.You made her day, didn't break any vows, and you leave knowing you could've easily scored with her.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dang, I just spilled Astroglide all over my keyboard.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
If you would have been wearing the cat shirt you would have scored.I found my phone last night looking for the remote.After a day of drinking at the Rams game I apparently lost my phone last night trick-or-treating with my boys.
So I just got back from T-mobil with a new phone. The cute young 20ish gal working there had the most stunning eyes. So much so that it took me a full minute to notice her enormous breasts. She was very sweet to. Just wow.
The best part was when her co-worker says " I know this might sound stupid and I should probably know this but is Christmas still on the 25th?"
Cute gal shook her head smiled at me and said I'm sorry.
If Mrs. SLB has any plans to get rid of me, I hope she lets me know soon so I can ask this gal out.
That means I got to go see cutie again so she could copy my old SIM card to my new SIM card.
Me: Hey, I'm back!
T-Mobile Girl: You found your phone?!
Me: Yeah, it was in my couch. I found it looking for the remote, how embarassing. So can you get my contacts back/
T-Mobile Girl: Sure! Give me your old SIM card. (Puts the two SIM cards in some device)
Me: I'm sure you get this all the time but you have the most beautiful eyes.
T-Mobile Girl: (Twirls her hair with her left hand) Thanks, but they're contacts. I should probably stop telling people that. Here's your card see if it worked.
Me: Puts in card (waits forever for phone to reboot)
T-Mobile Girl: (Looks at iPhone) OMG! My boyfriendhelps with forclosures and convictions and he just sent me a picture, you know what he just asked me if he should bring home?
Me: What?
T-Mobile Girl: A big black adult toy (Except she said the word that I don't know if you can say here or not)
Me: I didn't hear "no".
T-Mobile Girl:
Me: (phone boots up, all my contacts are there, sorry GM) Thank you Courtney, you're the best.
T-Mobile Girl: :shysmile:
Dork T-Mobile Guy: He's only saying that because he thinks you're cute.
Me: I would say she's much prettier than cute. Thanks again for your help.
T-Mobile Girl:
I'm such an idiot.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
so confused
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