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'The_Man said:
:lmao: Yeah, we've actually had a few beers after work in her office before, but that's happened organically. Where we had meetings end, and she's like "i need a drink" or whatever, and we shoot the breeze.

Anyway, I'm not really not worried about screwing around. At best, I like the thought of it more than actually doing it. Anyway, I just sent her a note that said "you still interested in happy hour? I may take a run to the store to get beer/wine." She wrote back: "Absolutely! I think drinking may be all I'm good for at this point."
Update?
Woke up with a raging headache yesterday morning. Jesus, I drank a little (a lot) too much.Nothing untoward happened, but had some interesting conversation.

Will update a little more later. I've got to prep for my sex-ed class that I teach on Sundays.
A. Please tell me the bold isn't shtick.B.This whole situation reminds me of my danger zone interactions with that sexy English professor awhile back.

(Only I put the brakes on before we had drinks.)

:popcorn:
No shtick. For the past 5 or 6 years, I teach an 8-grade sex ed class through my (uber-liberal) Unitarian church. Called "Our Whole Lives" (or OWL), the class is a couple hours every Sunday and lasts the school year. Covers everything from learning about "healthy" relationships, to family stuff, friendships and communication, to human anatomy, masturbation, intercourse, etc. Pretty comprehensive stuff. We also do a couple of overnights a year. On our first overnight, one of our activities was for the boys to make "models" of the female anatomy using whatever arts and crafts stuff we've got in our closets. This is what one group of boys did: female anatomy (it was hard to find a picture without someone's face in it).
:lmao: sweet jesus!
:lmao: :lmao:
HFS! Best class ever!
 
People actually dislike Glengarry Glen Ross?
:shrug: I was surprised also
It's easy to argue that no fewer than four really good actors give the best performances of their film careers in it (pryce, Baldwin, lemon, Harris) with spacey close and pacino's up there as well if not for the fact he has such a big portfolio.
I've never even seen it :bag:
Me either. :shrug:
No excuses - its on netflix. I love this movie, but it made me really uncomfortable at every turn. Great actors, a bit over the top, and works very much like a stage play on screen (it was). If you are old enough ...kinda of like "Playhouse 90." The intensity and the atmosphere remind me a lot of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" Another incredible and stressful movie that everyone should see."Time to play get the guests - Maw-thaa"
Added to my instant queue. I'll watch tonight soon
 
'The_Man said:
:lmao: Yeah, we've actually had a few beers after work in her office before, but that's happened organically. Where we had meetings end, and she's like "i need a drink" or whatever, and we shoot the breeze.

Anyway, I'm not really not worried about screwing around. At best, I like the thought of it more than actually doing it. Anyway, I just sent her a note that said "you still interested in happy hour? I may take a run to the store to get beer/wine." She wrote back: "Absolutely! I think drinking may be all I'm good for at this point."
Update?
Woke up with a raging headache yesterday morning. Jesus, I drank a little (a lot) too much.Nothing untoward happened, but had some interesting conversation.

Will update a little more later. I've got to prep for my sex-ed class that I teach on Sundays.
A. Please tell me the bold isn't shtick.B.This whole situation reminds me of my danger zone interactions with that sexy English professor awhile back.

(Only I put the brakes on before we had drinks.)

:popcorn:
No shtick. For the past 5 or 6 years, I teach an 8-grade sex ed class through my (uber-liberal) Unitarian church. Called "Our Whole Lives" (or OWL), the class is a couple hours every Sunday and lasts the school year. Covers everything from learning about "healthy" relationships, to family stuff, friendships and communication, to human anatomy, masturbation, intercourse, etc. Pretty comprehensive stuff. We also do a couple of overnights a year. On our first overnight, one of our activities was for the boys to make "models" of the female anatomy using whatever arts and crafts stuff we've got in our closets. This is what one group of boys did: female anatomy (it was hard to find a picture without someone's face in it).
:lmao: sweet jesus!
:goodposting: Meanwhile, Sweet J doesn't get enough nookie, and uses masturbation, gambling and heavy, drunken flirtation with scaryboss as his outlets.

:thosewhocan'tteach: :unsure: ;)

 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.

 
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I love you.
:lmao: Thanks!
:thumbup:
Nice. That sounds exciting.

If you relocate to the Nicaraguas, then I vote to start calling you kristanista.
Will wear the moniker with pride.
Congrats!
Thanks!
Congrats!

Also dibs on any art you're throwing away. Yes.
Stay tuned. Will be playing "keep it, sell it or give it away" soon
Whoa. Very nice.

Need someone to run the transport company?
Will need someone to help get four cats down there. :unsure:
That is seriously awesome.

Important question: Can you import cats into Nicaragua?
Yes. You have to jump through some hoops, but I have friends who have done it and say it's not that bad.
Way to live the dream, Krista. You're an inspiration to the rest of us. Good luck!
Thanks!
Awwwwwwwww, hunky kitty.
 
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Sorta related story...

When I was about 19 I worked at this restaurant. One day this very cute and very sweet Chinesed-Americaned girl, MiMi asked me if I would take her to the movies. The weird part (other than a very cute girl asking me out) was that her boyfriend worked at the restaurant with us and was a friend of mine.

MiMi explained to me that one of her good friends was going out with a guy that night but said friend's parents were overprotective. The friend lied to her parents and said that she was going out with MiMi instead. And MiMi's boyfriend was out of town. Basically I was just escorting MiMi to the movies so her friend could go out on a date.

It was all very harmless and platonic. MiMi was very prim and proper and one of the only girls I worked with that I really watched myself around in terms of language and innuendo. She would blush if you said "boobs".

So what movie did I take MiMi to? "The River's Edge". 5 minutes into there is full-on frontal nudity of a dead girl. :bag:

I thought it was going to be a run-of-the-mill crime drama.
:lmao: :lmao:
Well, good luck. For the purpose of making sure they don't get anything you don't want them to see, I would suggest getting them gmail accounts (great for spam blocking) and setting up filters to direct anything you aren't sure of to you or to the trash. Then set up a rule that blind copies you on every email they send.. :shrug:
Cal has his own e-mail account and rarely gets any kind of spam like that. One time a "doctor" e-mailed him wanting money. He still talks about it and I don't have the proper writing skills to describe his reaction. Let's just say he wasn't falling for it. :lmao: He mostly uses it to send me pictures of Garfield. :mellow:
Starting in early on the ##### cat pictures
 
I don't need netflix. I have a giant box of WIRES to watch. :thumbup:
SO MANY WIRES(Glad you are enjoying it)
I finally figured out where I knew Bubbles derelict white friend from, and I didn't even have to Google it. He was Casper(?) from the mid-90s movie "Kids", right? Has to be. Now THAT was a movie. Whoa.
:yes:I took a first date to go see Kids GB the 90s
He was in Kids, but he was Telly (not Casper).
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Holy ####!! Congrats!!
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
About time. Congrats!
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
About time. Congrats!
Yep. All kinds of awesome.K4, you moving into either Paloma or Camila, or another place?
 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(

 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Great! Good luck! Way to go.
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Great! Good luck! Way to go.
:goodposting: I want to live Krista's life. The thought of gambling on baseball games all day long is all I want to do in life. Also, horses.And I'd like a monkey to throw fruit at me.And also, I'd like midgets to come to my door at odd hours selling me things I don't need.
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house.

:popcorn:
Great! Good luck! Way to go.
:goodposting: I want to live Krista's life. The thought of gambling on baseball games all day long is all I want to do in life.

Also, horses.

And I'd like a monkey to throw fruit at me.

And also, I'd like midgets to come to my door at odd hours selling me things I don't need.
And fireworks 24/7. And Julio. And it's not friggin snowing.
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Congrats...and pretty sure the shark move here is to make random "boxes o stuff" for fellow Jim Tanners
 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(
I miss my friend but this was for the best, really. In my mind it was a lot like when Big ##### had to go.I would love to meet you too someday, GB.

I just made a snowman with the Dyl, things seem pretty right.

 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(
I miss my friend but this was for the best, really. In my mind it was a lot like when Big ##### had to go.I would love to meet you too someday, GB.

I just made a snowman with the Dyl, things seem pretty right.
Nobody ever builds a rainman. :kicksrock:
 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(
I miss my friend but this was for the best, really. In my mind it was a lot like when Big ##### had to go.I would love to meet you too someday, GB.

I just made a snowman with the Dyl, things seem pretty right.
Nobody ever builds a rainman. :kicksrock:
wheel of FORTUNE...
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
:thumbup:
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Congrats...and pretty sure the shark move here is to make random "boxes o stuff" for fellow Jim Tanners
:goodposting: Really awesomeI'll be retiring when I'm 80 :kicksrock:
 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(
I miss my friend but this was for the best, really. In my mind it was a lot like when Big ##### had to go.I would love to meet you too someday, GB.

I just made a snowman with the Dyl, things seem pretty right.
Absolutely we'll have to cornhole someday. One of these days when I go down to see my daughter I'll only be a couple hours from you. We will definitely have a beer or 6! :banned:

 
Because I've haven't posted anything depressing in a couple hours....(again save it, I just need to get it off my mind)

My VGB died eight years ago today. He and Dyl's Godfather and my other BFF :tannergay: did everything together. I usually go to his grave, leave a deck of cards and split a 2x4 with him but the snow is keeping me from doing so. He was adopted and it tormented him something badly even though his parents were awesome. They did everything they could for him and that included a lot of love. He could never get over the fact that his mother didn't want him though. We were a rough group, to say the least, but he always pushed it to the extreme. I'll never forget the first time after he got out of jail. I was the first person he came to see. I felt ####### horrible that I couldn't take a few hours out of my life to go see him when he was behind bars but there he was. He said he didn't care and he was glad I didn't. After a few beers he asked me to go knock off a liquor store with him. Had it all planned out. I actually thought about it but declined. "It's easy, you shove a gun in their face, they give you money". We spent the night drinking and remembering old times and he left. No doubt he pulled the job on his own. A couple of months later he was back in the clink for another 24. Didn't see him the second time after he got out because he died in a car accident. About 90% sure he ran into the tree on purpose. He had issues, obviously, but he was a gentle soul. He never would have hurt anybody. I'm just glad he's at peace.

Miss you buddy.
:banned: :(
I miss my friend but this was for the best, really. In my mind it was a lot like when Big ##### had to go.I would love to meet you too someday, GB.

I just made a snowman with the Dyl, things seem pretty right.
Absolutely we'll have to cornhole someday. One of these days when I go down to see my daughter I'll only be a couple hours from you. We will definitely have a beer or 6! :banned:
What will you guys do for lunch?
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house.

:popcorn:
Great! Good luck! Way to go.
:goodposting: I want to live Krista's life. The thought of gambling on baseball games all day long is all I want to do in life.

Also, horses.

And I'd like a monkey to throw fruit at me.

And also, I'd like midgets to come to my door at odd hours selling me things I don't need.
Just make sure that's fruit they're flinging.
 
Pretty much decided. Last day of "work" April 26 (when I'll be somewhere in Asia after my April 22 Singapore meeting). Travel a couple of weeks. Come back and work part-time/temp (I have an excellent opportunity available to me in this regard) while selling or giving away most of my possessions, with a target move to Nicaragua August 1, or earlier if someone buys my house. :popcorn:
Great! Good luck! Way to go.
:goodposting: I want to live Krista's life. The thought of gambling on baseball games all day long is all I want to do in life. Also, horses.And I'd like a monkey to throw fruit at me.And also, I'd like midgets to come to my door at odd hours selling me things I don't need.
I can arrange at least two of those.
Midgets for you are 5.7", 150, right? If not, pretend you're Tre.
 
Ok, people were making fun of me for my "guilty pleasure" track, so FU, and here's a better one.

Your Time is Gonna Come. Yeah, Zeppelin.

Oh, and did I mention it's a bluegrass cover from the Pickin on Zeppelin dual album? Seriously one of the best adaptations/covers of a popular song I've ever heard - it's got about three or four major and good transitions.

I can't find it on YouTube, but it's worth the $.99 to buy the track off of a random website.

 
Ok, people were making fun of me for my "guilty pleasure" track, so FU, and here's a better one.

Your Time is Gonna Come. Yeah, Zeppelin.

Oh, and did I mention it's a bluegrass cover from the Pickin on Zeppelin dual album? Seriously one of the best adaptations/covers of a popular song I've ever heard - it's got about three or four major and good transitions.

I can't find it on YouTube, but it's worth the $.99 to buy the track off of a random website.
Bluegrass covers of great rock songs are awesome. No way does this qualify as a "guilty pleasure".

 
Ok, people were making fun of me for my "guilty pleasure" track, so FU, and here's a better one.

Your Time is Gonna Come. Yeah, Zeppelin.

Oh, and did I mention it's a bluegrass cover from the Pickin on Zeppelin dual album? Seriously one of the best adaptations/covers of a popular song I've ever heard - it's got about three or four major and good transitions.

I can't find it on YouTube, but it's worth the $.99 to buy the track off of a random website.
Is there a version out there with lyrics? The version I listened to just makes me miss hearing Robert Plant or his bluegrass facsimile.
 
Ok, people were making fun of me for my "guilty pleasure" track, so FU, and here's a better one.

Your Time is Gonna Come. Yeah, Zeppelin.

Oh, and did I mention it's a bluegrass cover from the Pickin on Zeppelin dual album? Seriously one of the best adaptations/covers of a popular song I've ever heard - it's got about three or four major and good transitions.

I can't find it on YouTube, but it's worth the $.99 to buy the track off of a random website.
Is there a version out there with lyrics? The version I listened to just makes me miss hearing Robert Plant or his bluegrass facsimile.
Don't know. :shrug: The two-CD version I have is all instrumental, which I like. It wouldn't sound right with someone besides Plant singing. He's way too good and distinctive.

 

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