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shuke said:
Homer J Simpson said:
shuke said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
since Shuke used his Golden Corral gift certificate.
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:lmao: Even I have standards. Albeit low. I was just thinking tonight, if I was single, I'm not sure what would prevent me from getting one of those $5 Little Caesers pepperoni pizzas 7 nights a week.
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Crazy bread is crazy good when you are crazy drunk. Ummmm, because they're not good and then you'd be a fat #### that no one would want to bang if they weren't legally obligated to do so.
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Oh, they're good.
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shuke said:
General Malaise said:
shuke said:
General Malaise said:
shuke said:
krista4 said:
Holy MFS! Was that Steve Earle I just saw on Wires? This changes everything!
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Almost ruined the series for me.
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Walon?
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Yup
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Huh. How about that? I like Steve Earl. I like Wires. I had no idea that was Steve Earl on Wires. Not sure why that would ruin it for you, hoss.
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Not sure, but it just came off as bad acting.
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yeah. You and I should write the book on how act like a recovering junkie on an HBO series about drugs and police work. I'd totally out-act you.

 
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
Homer J Simpson said:
I really can't wait to hear the Uni vs Stu story tomorrow.

Seriously the only interesting thing posted in the last 3 pages.
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Nothing really exciting. I was kinda hoping Stu's big friend Dan (who I drunkenly kept calling Don all night by mistake, damnit) would pull a Homer and dump beer all over a stripper or something, but everything was fairly tame. It had been a long time since I had been to a strip club.. Not sure exactly how much I spent but there were multiple trips to the ATM involved. Way too drunk. I'm a big fat idiot. :bag:

I felt bad because I think Stu had to be up at 8 this morning to take his son camping or some such. We got there around 6 and were originally planning to just stay for an hour or two at most. I think it was after midnight and I was still forcing Stu to stay because I fell in love with one particular blonde girl. We smoked many cigarettes on the patio. Very classy. She was probably the hottest 26 year old with four kids (ages 11, 8, 6, and 3) I've ever met... She dialed her number in my phone and said we should go out sometime. Seems like a great idea, what could go wrong? :thumbup:

Was a fun day though. I want to do Opening Day every weekend.

ETA: Just remembered that I made out with blonde stripper for several minutes. :bag: I think I have an assigned seat on Stu's Herpes Bus now. Never hanging out with that degenerate again.
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This sounds mostly accurate. Except I was supposed to leave at 8. After getting all the gear together and loading the car. Almost sent an "I hate you" text at 7am but didn't have time. <_<

And I thought you said "mother of the four" was 22. :lol:
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I feel your pain. I had to be up at 2PM the next day to participate in a bracket style beer pong tournament. It was rough, and sadly I didn't advance very far. :(

I was hoping to i-Stalk stripper girl and find her picture since I had her real first name (supposedly), and she mentioned being arrested within the last 6 months for choking her ex-husband. Unfortunately I wasn't able to locate her mugshot online. Man, she was such a sweet young lady. :wub:

 
I also endorse the use of fartboxes. Especially from Bentley and especially when discussing those found in Austin.

GM, I enjoyed both movies. SLP if you want to think a bit, Hunger Games if you want to turn your brain off completely.

 
Bogart said:
I also endorse the use of fartboxes. Especially from Bentley and especially when discussing those found in Austin.

GM, I enjoyed both movies. SLP if you want to think a bit, Hunger Games if you want to turn your brain off completely.
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I can't find pay per view. I'm calling down now to have them install it.

 
Thorn said:
General Malaise said:
Bogart said:
I also endorse the use of fartboxes. Especially from Bentley and especially when discussing those found in Austin.

GM, I enjoyed both movies. SLP if you want to think a bit, Hunger Games if you want to turn your brain off completely.
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I can't find pay per view. I'm calling down now to have them install it.
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You should ask them if they can install Netflix for you as well.
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That's a good idea. I'm also asking for a Twix.

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
Homer J Simpson said:
I really can't wait to hear the Uni vs Stu story tomorrow.

Seriously the only interesting thing posted in the last 3 pages.
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Nothing really exciting. I was kinda hoping Stu's big friend Dan (who I drunkenly kept calling Don all night by mistake, damnit) would pull a Homer and dump beer all over a stripper or something, but everything was fairly tame. It had been a long time since I had been to a strip club.. Not sure exactly how much I spent but there were multiple trips to the ATM involved. Way too drunk. I'm a big fat idiot. :bag:

I felt bad because I think Stu had to be up at 8 this morning to take his son camping or some such. We got there around 6 and were originally planning to just stay for an hour or two at most. I think it was after midnight and I was still forcing Stu to stay because I fell in love with one particular blonde girl. We smoked many cigarettes on the patio. Very classy. She was probably the hottest 26 year old with four kids (ages 11, 8, 6, and 3) I've ever met... She dialed her number in my phone and said we should go out sometime. Seems like a great idea, what could go wrong? :thumbup:

Was a fun day though. I want to do Opening Day every weekend.

ETA: Just remembered that I made out with blonde stripper for several minutes. :bag: I think I have an assigned seat on Stu's Herpes Bus now. Never hanging out with that degenerate again.
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This sounds mostly accurate. Except I was supposed to leave at 8. After getting all the gear together and loading the car. Almost sent an "I hate you" text at 7am but didn't have time. <_<

And I thought you said "mother of the four" was 22. :lol:
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I feel your pain. I had to be up at 2PM the next day to participate in a bracket style beer pong tournament. It was rough, and sadly I didn't advance very far. :(

I was hoping to i-Stalk stripper girl and find her picture since I had her real first name (supposedly), and she mentioned being arrested within the last 6 months for choking her ex-husband. Unfortunately I wasn't able to locate her mugshot online. Man, she was such a sweet young lady. :wub:
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:lmao:

"She said she'd drive me home."

 
General Malaise said:
Thorn said:
General Malaise said:
Bogart said:
I also endorse the use of fartboxes. Especially from Bentley and especially when discussing those found in Austin.

GM, I enjoyed both movies. SLP if you want to think a bit, Hunger Games if you want to turn your brain off completely.
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I can't find pay per view. I'm calling down now to have them install it.
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You should ask them if they can install Netflix for you as well.
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That's a good idea. I'm also asking for a Twix.
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And tell them you need, like 4 more bottles of lotion, and softer washclothes. Those requests they really enjoy.

 
Guster said:
Drifter > pretty sure I'm good to go for Keeneland on Friday :excited:
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Sweet. I've confirmed for two tickets.

I was informed that there's a small dress code in our "area" (box?). Slacks/shirt, no denim. PITA for me as I wasn't planning on travelling with anything but jeans, tshirts and sneakers since I'm going to be in warehouses for pretty much the entire trip.

 
2/3 of the way to being drunk. Skyfall has about 20 minutes to go. It's okay. I haven't really liked the Daniel Craig bond movies and had heard this night be the best one yet. I'm pot committed so in watching to the end but was expecting more. Not sure why he has to take M off with no one following and no guns or whatever. Seems dumb.

Debating whether to stay up and watch zero dark thirty as well. Will probably give it a try.

 
Zero dark thirty - was really enjoying this until the "I'm the motherficker that found this house" line. Seems so overly dramatic tha it's boring. :yawn: Haven't run out of beer yet though.

 
Had insomnia last night for the first time in months, so I popped nyquil at 1am so I could have insomnia like a dope instead of just insomnia. :unsure:

Saw Skyfall last weekend. Meh. It's a Bond film, and not one of Craig's best, but it was ok. Craig sure looks purdy with his shirt off, for an old guy,

Argo is waiting on the TV. I'm glad the ghost of Roger Ebert decided to possess our resident chem professor to give it a thumbs up.

Sorry for your hip hop aunt passing, Tanner. Sorry for your poultry slaughter, Cos. Sorry for your wife falling for a dude with essential wines, Frosty. Maybe one up him and slip her some roofies?

My 8am class is going to go swimmingly this morning, swimmingly.

 
Everybody has been posting a video on FB where a 7-year old cancer patient gets to run a 63-yard touchdown for Nebraska. Is it bad then when he's like 15 yards out I'm despirately hoping that someone from the defense come diving in to tackle him at the 5 yard line? I mean, what an incredible moment that would be.

 
Final movie review:

Killing me Softly - 2/5 - tries too hard.

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

Zero Dark Thirty - 3/5 - pretty good but I agree that it wasn't the best picture type. Thought Hurt Locker was better.

 
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