GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[T Bell]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

It takes a lot to impress me in a movie.

 

[T Bell]

YSR> You don't need a nursery theme. AngryWife was baby crazy and the farthest she went was having the paint & curtains match. Most of the baby stuff you get will be completely worthless and there will be a moment when you're surrounded by mountains of baby/toddler stuff and you realize that about 5% of it is necessary.

For example, JR has a train table that gets very little use, yet we have four distinct and incompatible complete sets of trains, tracks and accessories (two sizes of wooden train sets, one Lego set, one Thomas the Train set) sitting on it.

DO NOT GET A TRAIN TABLE UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE HOME

My dad and I made a little frame out of plywood, felt, and molding to fit over a cheap coffee table. When not in use, it slid easily under a couch or bed.It looked astonishingly well-built for about $5 in material, table included, at least until we let my sister-in-law borrow it, and her ####### husband drove nails through it "because it came off the table if you lifted up on it".

:trainwreck: :cantfindemoticonsoniPad: :thisupdatesuks:

I built this 4'x4' outdoor play table for my son a few years ago. I pre-painted it before assembling it, so it's all weather proofed, and it's on rollers. It's all finished here except for the top piece.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r481/cwpo1973/April-July2010148.jpg

Your son is a dead ringer-at that age- for my now 12 year old. It's scary, he looks like an identical twin. I had to show my wife, asked her "Who does this look like?" She was all "OMG, it's ...." (Insert son's name).

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they?

The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is.

The bad news is that he's adopted.

 

[T Bell]

I really can't wait to hear the Uni vs Stu story tomorrow.

Seriously the only interesting thing posted in the last 3 pages.

Nothing really exciting. I was kinda hoping Stu's big friend Dan (who I drunkenly kept calling Don all night by mistake, damnit) would pull a Homer and dump beer all over a stripper or something, but everything was fairly tame. It had been a long time since I had been to a strip club.. Not sure exactly how much I spent but there were multiple trips to the ATM involved. Way too drunk. I'm a big fat idiot.

I felt bad because I think Stu had to be up at 8 this morning to take his son camping or some such. We got there around 6 and were originally planning to just stay for an hour or two at most. I think it was after midnight and I was still forcing Stu to stay because I fell in love with one particular blonde girl. We smoked many cigarettes on the patio. Very classy. She was probably the hottest 26 year old with four kids (ages 11, 8, 6, and 3) I've ever met... She dialed her number in my phone and said we should go out sometime. Seems like a great idea, what could go wrong?

Was a fun day though. I want to do Opening Day every weekend.

ETA: Just remembered that I made out with blonde stripper for several minutes. I think I have an assigned seat on Stu's Herpes Bus now. Never hanging out with that degenerate again.

This sounds mostly accurate. Except I was supposed to leave at 8. After getting all the gear together and loading the car. Almost sent an "I hate you" text at 7am but didn't have time. <_<

And I thought you said "mother of the four" was 22.

I feel your pain. I had to be up at 2PM the next day to participate in a bracket style beer pong tournament. It was rough, and sadly I didn't advance very far. :(

I was hoping to i-Stalk stripper girl and find her picture since I had her real first name (supposedly), and she mentioned being arrested within the last 6 months for choking her ex-husband. Unfortunately I wasn't able to locate her mugshot online. Man, she was such a sweet young lady.

"She said she'd drive me home."

"Why is she listed as a registered sex offender at my residence?"

 

[T Bell]

Everybody has been posting a video on FB where a 7-year old cancer patient gets to run a 63-yard touchdown for Nebraska. Is it bad then when he's like 15 yards out I'm despirately hoping that someone from the defense come diving in to tackle him at the 5 yard line? I mean, what an incredible moment that would be.

Dicky Maegle?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

It takes a lot to impress me in a movie.

According to Rude I hate everything too.

 

[T Bell]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

It takes a lot to impress me in a movie.

According to Rude I hate everything too.

"We did it!"

 

[Mr.Pack]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

I'm in a hotel room in Jackson Miss looking for Silver Lining Playerbooks or Hunger Games on Pay Per View.

or Porn. Haven't ruled that out.

Hunger Games is free on Amazon streaming if you're Prime. Watched it earlier today

So if you have Amazon Prime, you can watch movies?

 

[Drifter]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

I'm in a hotel room in Jackson Miss looking for Silver Lining Playerbooks or Hunger Games on Pay Per View.

or Porn. Haven't ruled that out.

Hunger Games is free on Amazon streaming if you're Prime. Watched it earlier today

So if you have Amazon Prime, you can watch movies?

Yes but not all movies. Like netflix, there's a decent but not great selection of TV shows and movies. They've been working on more exclusive arrangements especially for TV shows. The Amazon Studio TV shows will also start out there this summer

 

[Mr.Pack]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

I'm in a hotel room in Jackson Miss looking for Silver Lining Playerbooks or Hunger Games on Pay Per View.

or Porn. Haven't ruled that out.

Hunger Games is free on Amazon streaming if you're Prime. Watched it earlier today

So if you have Amazon Prime, you can watch movies?

Yes but not all movies. Like netflix, there's a decent but not great selection of TV shows and movies. They've been working on more exclusive arrangements especially for TV shows. The Amazon Studio TV shows will also start out there this summer

Well damn, I never knew this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice apology, bro

 

[T Bell]

Nice apology, bro

Sorry, Zac, but that won't get you out of the revenge nut punch that is obligatory among brothers (followed of course by derisive laughter). But thanks for the buck.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Nice apology, bro

Is this that "sac tapping" I've heard so much about?

 

[heckmanm]

If I were to ever review movies, I'd get the reputation as that guy who hates everything. And I do.

I'm in a hotel room in Jackson Miss looking for Silver Lining Playerbooks or Hunger Games on Pay Per View.

or Porn. Haven't ruled that out.

Hunger Games is free on Amazon streaming if you're Prime. Watched it earlier today

So if you have Amazon Prime, you can watch movies?

Yes but not all movies. Like netflix, there's a decent but not great selection of TV shows and movies. They've been working on more exclusive arrangements especially for TV shows. The Amazon Studio TV shows will also start out there this summer

Been introducing the kids to Bullwinkle, ALF, and Ren & Stimpy.

 

[Gandalf the Grey]

YSR> You don't need a nursery theme. AngryWife was baby crazy and the farthest she went was having the paint & curtains match. Most of the baby stuff you get will be completely worthless and there will be a moment when you're surrounded by mountains of baby/toddler stuff and you realize that about 5% of it is necessary.

For example, JR has a train table that gets very little use, yet we have four distinct and incompatible complete sets of trains, tracks and accessories (two sizes of wooden train sets, one Lego set, one Thomas the Train set) sitting on it.

DO NOT GET A TRAIN TABLE UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE HOME

My dad and I made a little frame out of plywood, felt, and molding to fit over a cheap coffee table. When not in use, it slid easily under a couch or bed.It looked astonishingly well-built for about $5 in material, table included, at least until we let my sister-in-law borrow it, and her ####### husband drove nails through it "because it came off the table if you lifted up on it".

:trainwreck: :cantfindemoticonsoniPad: :thisupdatesuks:

I built this 4'x4' outdoor play table for my son a few years ago. I pre-painted it before assembling it, so it's all weather proofed, and it's on rollers. It's all finished here except for the top piece.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r481/cwpo1973/April-July2010148.jpg

Your son is a dead ringer-at that age- for my now 12 year old. It's scary, he looks like an identical twin. I had to show my wife, asked her "Who does this look like?" She was all "OMG, it's ...." (Insert son's name).

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they?

The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is.

The bad news is that he's adopted.

Ok now this is weird. My son is adopted too. Colombia.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

YSR> You don't need a nursery theme. AngryWife was baby crazy and the farthest she went was having the paint & curtains match. Most of the baby stuff you get will be completely worthless and there will be a moment when you're surrounded by mountains of baby/toddler stuff and you realize that about 5% of it is necessary.

For example, JR has a train table that gets very little use, yet we have four distinct and incompatible complete sets of trains, tracks and accessories (two sizes of wooden train sets, one Lego set, one Thomas the Train set) sitting on it.

DO NOT GET A TRAIN TABLE UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE HOME

My dad and I made a little frame out of plywood, felt, and molding to fit over a cheap coffee table. When not in use, it slid easily under a couch or bed.It looked astonishingly well-built for about $5 in material, table included, at least until we let my sister-in-law borrow it, and her ####### husband drove nails through it "because it came off the table if you lifted up on it".

:trainwreck: :cantfindemoticonsoniPad: :thisupdatesuks:

I built this 4'x4' outdoor play table for my son a few years ago. I pre-painted it before assembling it, so it's all weather proofed, and it's on rollers. It's all finished here except for the top piece.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r481/cwpo1973/April-July2010148.jpg

Your son is a dead ringer-at that age- for my now 12 year old. It's scary, he looks like an identical twin. I had to show my wife, asked her "Who does this look like?" She was all "OMG, it's ...." (Insert son's name).

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they?

The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is.

The bad news is that he's adopted.

Ok now this is weird. My son is adopted too. Colombia.

Mundos are colliding!

 

[T Bell]

Mundos are colliding!

 

[phishphan]

YSR> You don't need a nursery theme. AngryWife was baby crazy and the farthest she went was having the paint & curtains match. Most of the baby stuff you get will be completely worthless and there will be a moment when you're surrounded by mountains of baby/toddler stuff and you realize that about 5% of it is necessary.

For example, JR has a train table that gets very little use, yet we have four distinct and incompatible complete sets of trains, tracks and accessories (two sizes of wooden train sets, one Lego set, one Thomas the Train set) sitting on it.

DO NOT GET A TRAIN TABLE UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE HOME

My dad and I made a little frame out of plywood, felt, and molding to fit over a cheap coffee table. When not in use, it slid easily under a couch or bed.It looked astonishingly well-built for about $5 in material, table included, at least until we let my sister-in-law borrow it, and her ####### husband drove nails through it "because it came off the table if you lifted up on it".

:trainwreck: :cantfindemoticonsoniPad: :thisupdatesuks:

I built this 4'x4' outdoor play table for my son a few years ago. I pre-painted it before assembling it, so it's all weather proofed, and it's on rollers. It's all finished here except for the top piece.

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r481/cwpo1973/April-July2010148.jpg

Your son is a dead ringer-at that age- for my now 12 year old. It's scary, he looks like an identical twin. I had to show my wife, asked her "Who does this look like?" She was all "OMG, it's ...." (Insert son's name).

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they?

The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is.

The bad news is that he's adopted.

Ok now this is weird. My son is adopted too. Colombia.

Mundos are colliding!

what the hell does that Latino boy band have to do with it?

 

[T Bell]

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they? The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is. The bad news is that he's adopted.

Ok now this is weird. My son is adopted too. Colombia.

My son's mom is Mexican. Father, we don't know but we suspect good, ol' fashioned white boy.

Perhaps they can establish a drug pipeline together.

Pollos

 

[SofaKings]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

It was.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

They're good lookin' boys, ain't they? The good news is that my son gets a lot of compliments for how good looking he is. The bad news is that he's adopted.

Ok now this is weird. My son is adopted too. Colombia.

My son's mom is Mexican. Father, we don't know but we suspect good, ol' fashioned white boy.

Perhaps they can establish a drug pipeline together.

Pollos

Flaming Bird is 1/4 Puerto Rican. Let's start an FFA Jr. chapter of the Latin Kings.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

Your movie taste continues to confound me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

Your movie taste continues to confound me.

I should have said "pretty good for an action movie".

Like I said before they're not really my cup of tea. But I grew up watching Bond movies. I'm sure nostalgia plays a part in me digging 007 flicks.

 

[T Bell]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

Your movie taste continues to confound me.

I should have said "pretty good for an action movie".

Like I said before they're not really my cup of tea. But I grew up watching Bond movies. I'm sure nostalgia plays a part in me digging 007 flicks.

I actually like the Craig movies, though I haven't yet seen Skyfall. The post-Connery actors were all trying to play Connery in one way or another, and the character needed a big update/refresher.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

Your movie taste continues to confound me.

I should have said "pretty good for an action movie".

Like I said before they're not really my cup of tea. But I grew up watching Bond movies. I'm sure nostalgia plays a part in me digging 007 flicks.

I actually like the Craig movies, though I haven't yet seen Skyfall. The post-Connery actors were all trying to play Connery in one way or another, and the character needed a big update/refresher.

Oh yeah. Craig is the best Bond since Connery.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

TUpside is going go nuts when he sees the 1/5. He's a bndlvr.

 

[YSR]

Mundos are colliding!

 

[EYLive]

Officer Pete, come on down and pick some fighters.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

Your movie taste continues to confound me.

I should have said "pretty good for an action movie". Like I said before they're not really my cup of tea. But I grew up watching Bond movies. I'm sure nostalgia plays a part in me digging 007 flicks.

I actually like the Craig movies, though I haven't yet seen Skyfall. The post-Connery actors were all trying to play Connery in one way or another, and the character needed a big update/refresher.

Oh yeah. Craig is the best Bond since Connery.

Definitely agree with this. Though Skyfall is his worst one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

I'm really hopped up on cold medicine right now.

 

[Abraham]

Trying to decide whether to go to the bar for the game. Hm.

 

[Guster]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

I'm really hopped up on cold medicine right now.

Funny

 

[-fish-]

skyfall was decent, but by the last 1/2 hour I was just hoping for it to end. 143 minutes? no thanks.

 

[Abraham]

Trying to decide whether to go to the bar for the game. Hm.

Going to bar. Rented "savages", "taken 2" and "end of watch" for later.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

skyfall was decent, but by the last 1/2 hour I was just hoping for it to end. 143 minutes? no thanks.

You still coming to Cleveland?

 

[T Bell]

skyfall was decent, but by the last 1/2 hour I was just hoping for it to end. 143 minutes? no thanks.

You still coming to Cleveland?

Huh, I never tried that to a city before.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

I'm really hopped up on cold medicine right now.

 

[Abraham]

Man, I love the bar.

 

[Hawks64]

Skyfall - 1/5 - Awful. Not sure how anyone was discussing this as maybe the best Bond movie yet.

I thought it was pretty good.

yeah, I liked it also.

Another over here. I enjoyed it.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

9:23 tip for the NCAA Title Game? Gets later every year it seems

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Casino Royale>>>Skyfall>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Quantum of Solace

 

[shuke]

Flaming Bird

Can someone explain this to me like I'm shuke?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flaming Bird

Can someone explain this to me like I'm shuke?

He named his kid Phoenix.

 

[Gadzooks]

Flaming Bird

Can someone explain this to me like I'm shuke?

He named his kid Phoenix.

Seems more appropriate for GM to refer to one of his boys with that nickname

 

[-fish-]

skyfall was decent, but by the last 1/2 hour I was just hoping for it to end. 143 minutes? no thanks.

You still coming to Cleveland?

as far as I know, although nobody's booked me a plane ticket or a hotel yet.

 

[mr. furley]

Zero dark thirty - was really enjoying this until the "I'm the motherficker that found this house" line. Seems so overly dramatic tha it's boring. Haven't run out of beer yet though.

That's when it all fell apart for you?

Gran Torino had me til Clint starting singing

 

[Abraham]

I e bought three rounds of shots for a birthday girl and some dish bag is taking credit

 

[Joe T]

Flaming Bird

Can someone explain this to me like I'm shuke?

He named his kid Phoenix.

Why does he keep calling him flaming bird?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I e bought three rounds of shots for a birthday girl and some dish bag is taking credit

Three ROUNDS? That's commitment to the cause

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I e bought three rounds of shots for a birthday girl and some dish bag is taking credit

Go home an check out end of watch before something bad happens.

 

[Abraham]

I e bought three rounds of shots for a birthday girl and some dish bag is taking credit

Go home an check out end of watch before something bad happens.

I live for "something bad" to happen. Having a great time.