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Maybe you can end up living the Gadzooks dream: hooking up with a much younger hot chick, both falling madly in love with each other but both letting outside influences keep you from ever actually admitting it to each other until you end up breaking up.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effortFor starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentorAs Bogart so eloquently put it in his coshole write up, my game is akin to Bill Laimbeer, so I'm not exactly subtle when I like a girl. She obviously caught on and we had some good talks about it. She put me squarely in friend zone based on circumstances (she could report to me one day, I have a kid, etc). That said, we have pretty much become best friends over the past month. I have seen her every work day and probably half of the weekend days. We have texted every single day for the past month (since i tried to ramp things. A bit).She has epilepsy and had a seizure earlier this year so she can't drive right now. She was helping me with my 2 week long brainstorming and I gave her a ride to and from every day with some great, candid chats during the ride and in her parking lot. There were some days when i would pull into her driveway before 5 and we would just it there chatting til almost 6 without realizing it. Just a great, fun connection, but as nothing more than friends.So, she had been pescatarian but wanted to get back to eating meat (insert juvenile joke here) because she's been teaching fitness classes on the side and needs more protein (insert Woz joke here), so she volunteered me to BBQ for her and our mutual friends this past Saturday. She was the first one here and by mid-afternoon most of our other friends had gone except for one couple. We ended up drinking a ton and smoking til we were all sufficiently toasted and then went bar hopping. Great fun...The only issue is that I already had a date planned for Saturday night. It was my third date with a doctor and the second ended in a sleepover
Apparently Doctor had gotten tickets to the Peter Frampton show, which I had forgotten about because the only time we talked about it was when I was super tired and drunk. I knew I was supposed to meet her around 7:30, but I was pretty messed up by that time and enjoying my evening with my friends so I texted her that i was running late. She texted me "it's intermission before the last set - not sure what planet you're on where that's ok" Yeah, oops... Pretty much killed any possibilities with that one, which is too bad because she can see the Reds' stadium from her balcony. That could have been a lot of fun this summer.
Anyway, after bar hopping for a bit, our friends dropped nerdy girl off at her place and that was that. Well, except for the fact that we went shopping and had lunch together the next day. I had a date lined up with Crazy (from previous stories) that I had to push back because we were having fun and going longer than expected. Just a super fun day with both of us nursing hangovers. So our friendship had basically #### blocked me twice last weekend and I was perfectly fine with that.Today she texted me that she owed me a drink (not sure if its for all the rides I gave her or work stuff I helped her with this week
) and wanted to know if Thursday would work. Well, Thursday I was planning on cleaning up my place for DerbyHole and then meeting up with Crazy, but like a moth to a light I told her that would be perfect.There is pretty much no way this ends well, but hey, it should be a fun journey at the very least
He's the Lou Gerhig to the Rudnicki's Wally PippDisco Stu said:
I could totally see it going that way, but without the awesome sex that Zooks gotMaybe you can end up living the Gadzooks dream: hooking up with a much younger hot chick, both falling madly in love with each other but both letting outside influences keep you from ever actually admitting it to each other until you end up breaking up.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effortFor starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentor
I'm not usually one to slow play things, but this seems to be the right approach and at the very least I'll end up with a really good friend.
@Frosty
I don't know if that's enough to cancel out the fact that you look like twins and are both divorced with a kid.
How spicy? Tried a 4 the other day and it felt like the fire ants intended for GM ended up in my mouth.
Sorry to hear about the girl you like that thinks you caught the gay.
And we both love the Golden Girls and Thorn and we both suffer from ADD and have been cursed with a monstrous penis
Your wife's hot. We get it.
Possibly... She has a friend coming into town, but there's a chance we might bump into themCan I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
"This is my straight friend Chaz."Can I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
Genius, IMO.
Sorry to hear about the girl you like that thinks you caught the gay.
I would be all "here's a Panera gift card now let's bang".
FTFY
When mrscos comes home (and thaws), you should take her to a nice dinner. Olive Garden is solid.
Went with wings n more instead.
I ate at Roat Osha a few months ago (followed by Sebastian Joe's). I usually go with a 4 on the spicy scale, but could probably opt for 5 at most places since they assume Americans can't handle real heat.
Thank you sir.
That is HUGELY dependent upon where they're from. Geordie accents are awful, as are Essex accents.
Photo of you and child-bride with the heading "Stu & [lady friend]'s Post-Nuptials Celebration!"*
I get that Serge Gainsbourg is super famous in France, but I find him completely unlistenable. Brigitte Bardot was insanely hot, though.
Sorry to GBAnd my phone just rang. My GB that had his brother killed in March? His other brother had a heart attack and died last night. 53 I'm going to destroy my liver the next 10 days.
TAINTSTRONG
Actually, no it couldn't. VW is notorious for awful customer service. Think Time Warner Cable or Sprint PCS bad.
Whoa. You just totally blew up my gay meter. And I was calibrating it for that HBO show about Liberace too.
