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Pulp Fiction is on IFC. I was gonna play some FIFA but I may have to go with this for a bit. Tough TV night otherwise.

 
Tiny Dancer said:
-fish- said:
Tiny Dancer said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
pack her beak
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bolivian marching powder
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We can't say drugs?
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Yeah, I'd be careful with that, seeing as how another post regarding coca-cola was just deleted. Word not allowed, got it...is the conversation (about an interview) allowed?Anyway, here's the interview. She can't stop moving, ever. And god bless her for still being able to wear what she's wearing, although she probly shouldn't wear it.

:banned:

 
PIK95 said:
Hey, it looks like a big potential for day after Christmas BLIZZAD! Wax up those sleds East Coast! Both scenarios just laid out on TWC has New England getting popped good. I love big snow. I better tell my lawn guy to check out my snow blower and be ready to move if it hits. I better make another packy run too. YEAH!Spinning No Quarter and feeling mellow for a minute here.
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I love No Quarter.Just found out my dad is going confront his sister, my aunt, about money she stole from my cousin, her son, who is like a brother to me. My father's aim is to get this settled in time for Christmas. My attempts to point out that this will be fruitless have been fruitless. Merry ####### Christmas. :yes:
 
Thorn said:
PIK95 said:
Hey, it looks like a big potential for day after Christmas BLIZZAD! Wax up those sleds East Coast! Both scenarios just laid out on TWC has New England getting popped good. I love big snow. I better tell my lawn guy to check out my snow blower and be ready to move if it hits. I better make another packy run too. YEAH!Spinning No Quarter and feeling mellow for a minute here.
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I love No Quarter.Just found out my dad is going confront his sister, my aunt, about money she stole from my cousin, her son, who is like a brother to me. My father's aim is to get this settled in time for Christmas. My attempts to point out that this will be fruitless have been fruitless. Merry ####### Christmas. :thumbup:
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Wow, stealing money from your own kid, doesn't get much lower than that. Does she have a problem with Bolivian Marching Powder or some equivalent?
 
I couldn't find that classic, "Shark Pool Quotes" thread, so I'll put it in here. This was regarding MJD (and AP) possibly not playing this weekend:

"MJD has a fantasy football radio show, Peterson doesn't. MJD has himself on his team, and he cares about other owners. I also believe he will play and will give 110% of his effort."

:bag: :scared: It does not get better than that.

 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
I couldn't find that classic, "Shark Pool Quotes" thread, so I'll put it in here. This was regarding MJD (and AP) possibly not playing this weekend:

"MJD has a fantasy football radio show, Peterson doesn't. MJD has himself on his team, and he cares about other owners. I also believe he will play and will give 110% of his effort."

:lmao: :hifive: It does not get better than that.
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I hear AP is a Pats fan looking to trade Gates. :bench:
 
Hope everybody has a great Christmas- I'll see you all in a few days, Amtrak-willing.

Now I hope you all got me what I wanted this year. Bigger than a breadbox and rhymes with "hookers and blow"

 
acoustic guitars should be banned in this country. take them away from all the ######s who have them currently.

look, nobody wants to hear you play a horrible guitar and sing off key. you want to learn to play? great. you want to be a singer/musician someday? great, you're like 50-60% of the rest of the world.

the major difference between them and you.. they aren't self-centered enough to believe that everyone they come in to contact with wants to hear them play their favorite Josh Groban song.

does it get girls? maybe. but so apparently does wearing goggles and a purple feather boa to the bar. the lesson there: chicks are ####ing crazy. soon enough you'll be able to bait and hook them with a phlange and some burnt ends.

 
ya know who I want to have a Merry Christmas?

Kevin Federline

no reason, just have not heard that dooshbag's name in a while, which is a good thing

merry christmas kfed

 
mr. furley said:
acoustic guitars should be banned in this country. take them away from all the ######s who have them currently.

look, nobody wants to hear you play a horrible guitar and sing off key. you want to learn to play? great. you want to be a singer/musician someday? great, you're like 50-60% of the rest of the world.

the major difference between them and you.. they aren't self-centered enough to believe that everyone they come in to contact with wants to hear them play their favorite Josh Groban song.

does it get girls? maybe. but so apparently does wearing goggles and a purple feather boa to the bar. the lesson there: chicks are ####ing crazy. soon enough you'll be able to bait and hook them with a phlange and some burnt ends.
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How YOU doin?
 
heckmanm said:
mr. furley said:
acoustic guitars should be banned in this country. take them away from all the ######s who have them currently.

look, nobody wants to hear you play a horrible guitar and sing off key. you want to learn to play? great. you want to be a singer/musician someday? great, you're like 50-60% of the rest of the world.

the major difference between them and you.. they aren't self-centered enough to believe that everyone they come in to contact with wants to hear them play their favorite Josh Groban song.

does it get girls? maybe. but so apparently does wearing goggles and a purple feather boa to the bar. the lesson there: chicks are ####ing crazy. soon enough you'll be able to bait and hook them with a phlange and some burnt ends.
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How YOU doin?
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well, hungry and hornier than a TCU cheerleader right now
 
Early_10 said:
Sheriff Bart said:
Mrs. Bart just got back from the doctor with Cal. I felt a lump by his neck/chest/shoulder that made me uncomfortable. Plus he seemed to have a hard time hearing us lately. He keeps asking "what did you say" and when I would ask him what he thought I said he would repeat it verbatim or say "oh yeah, right."Turns out he has a lot of fluid on his ears that caused the lump in his Lymph node. Thank God.I was telling the nurse hooking me up last night about his trouble going to bed at night and she suggested a sleep study. I told Mrs. Bart to mention this to his primary today and the doc suggested we try melatonin. First 1mg and progress up to 3mg if needed. WTF was she for the last two years with this melatonin suggestion? It has been hell getting him to bed 90% of the time.Who knew kids would be this much work?
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If he's not sleeping well, how much of that is affecting his daytime behaviour? This could be positive results wider than you're hoping.
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Thank E, yeah we are pretty aware of it. We have been trying different techniques, rewards, punishments with little success. Hell one time we were really horny, it was late, and he kind of had a sniffle so Mrs. SLB gave him a little tussin and that didn't slow him down. It has been a long 3.5 years.
 
My coworkers are enabling me.

I walked into my office this morning to find 2 bottles of Jack, a bottle of Knob Creek, a bottle of wine and 2 12 packs of Schlitz.

Pretty sure I put "booze" on my Secret Santa list too, which is being exchanged in about a half hour

 
So I land and call my wife to see if she is close to the airport but evidently I'll be waiting outside by 845 means that she should hop in the shower at 840 :excited: Women have no concept of time :towelwave:

 
General Malaise said:
Sheriff Bart said:
krista4 said:
Sheriff Bart said:
General Malaise said:
YOU'RE INVITED TOO!
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Man, I would love to.
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Please make this happen.
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Honey, you know how I have these friends on the innernets? Well, they are having a little get together in Oregon and this one gal really wants me to go. Don't worry, she's married too.
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Why don't you have URG pay for it? :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :towelwave:
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Yeah GB, it has been on a tear. Money before I boarded the plane wouldn't be a problem.

 
Had my yogurt this morning. Followed that up with a couple of waffles and 3 sausage links. Followed that with a Lipitor and multivitamin. Followed that with two pastrami sandwiches on mini Hawaiian rolls and some chips.

We had a new seafood store open up down the street. I might go get some scallops or lobster for a mid afternoon snack.

:pig:

 
Sheriff Bart said:
Had my yogurt this morning. Followed that up with a couple of waffles and 3 sausage links. Followed that with a Lipitor and multivitamin. Followed that with two pastrami sandwiches on mini Hawaiian rolls and some chips.We had a new seafood store open up down the street. I might go get some scallops or lobster for a mid afternoon snack.:pig:
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You should make one of those big steak and cheese sandwiches that you posted the recipe for.
 
Up until 9:45 this morning, I had only bought one present for Christmas. As of 10:45 this morning, I'm done. Left my parents' house at 9:30, hit 3 stores and was home by 11:00.

WINNING

 
Tremendous Upside said:
YSR said:
Up until 9:45 this morning, I had only bought one present for Christmas. As of 10:45 this morning, I'm done. Left my parents' house at 9:30, hit 3 stores and was home by 11:00.

WINNING
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Haven't set foot in a store for XMas presents in 3 years GAMESETMATCH
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:confused: ANYONE can finish Christmas shopping in 1.25 hours when he/she does it online.

The point is, I CRUSHED these stores. And their crowds. And their traffic. And I'm actually a day ahead than I normally am. :rolleyes:

Now I'm going to get my hair did and have a late bloody mary lunch with a hungover girlfriend.

 
General Malaise said:
Sheriff Bart said:
eoMMan said:
You should make one of those big steak and cheese sandwiches that you posted the recipe for.
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I'm kind of steak and cheesed out.
General Malaise said:
Sheriff Bart said:
Yeah GB, it has been on a tear.

Money before I boarded the plane wouldn't be a problem.
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Bring her, Dinkus.
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lmaoWhen is this taking place?
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Right after the FBG Olympics but before the annual GM Frat Meeting.
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Ah, on my birthday. How about we all meet in St. Thomas or something?

 
General Malaise said:
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Is it possible to tell if egg nog has gone bad?
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OH, that reminds me. Do Marshmellows ever go bad? Pretty sure I put some in my boys' hot chocolate that were from 2008. :lmao:
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I don't know if they ever go bad, but I know that in the little town (Madison, IN) that my mom lived in for a while, she went to the local ice cream shop for a marshmallow sundae once and was told by the people working there, in all seriousness, that they didn't have marshmallows at the time because they weren't in season.
 
Sheriff Bart said:
General Malaise said:
Sheriff Bart said:
I'm kind of steak and cheesed out.

General Malaise said:
Sheriff Bart said:
Yeah GB, it has been on a tear.

Money before I boarded the plane wouldn't be a problem.
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Bring her, Dinkus.
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lmaoWhen is this taking place?
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Right after the FBG Olympics but before the annual GM Frat Meeting.
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Ah, on my birthday. How about we all meet in St. Thomas or something?
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I have a friend who's living there now. Nice little house on the beach. :lmao:
 
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