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SteevieG said:
St. Louis Bob said:
urbanhack said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Exit 1 said:
Throw the dog in the bathtub with the kids, lock the door and then go drink some whiskey?
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My youngest just decided to poop his pants.
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:bonghit:
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I just got out of the shower and was digging in the vanity for a new razor to shave my head and the dog came up and licked my ### crack.W.T.F.

There wasn't even any peanut butter in there (THIS TIME).
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:blackdot: Our dog Lucy tosses Mr. krista4's salad now and then, too. He always acts like he's offended, but I think I saw him winking at her once.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Exit 1 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Mrs. SLB got called into work this morning. I finally just got off the phone with my Mom. Work e-mails are piling up like a toll both. I haven't packed yet. The dog is barking at me and I'm trying to get my brood in the bathtub.

Is it too early to drink?
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Throw the dog in the bathtub with the kids, lock the door and then go drink some whiskey?
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My youngest just decided to poop his pants.I'm going to go punch a cop. :bye:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I've lived in my apartment for two years. I'm about to scrub the kitchen floor for the first time.

See you guys in 6 hours.
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It wasn't too bad.But just to exemplify how thoroughly the interwebs has weaved itself into my consciousness, as I was grabbing the cleaning products and #### from under the sink I realized something was missing. And I said to myself, out loud, "Awww man, I don't has a bucket."

Jesus.

 
just saw this on Facebook:

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The #### Truck ||l ""|""\__,_|

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@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)...

:popcorn:

That should read: The "S tee F you" Truck.

 
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General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Exit 1 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Mrs. SLB got called into work this morning. I finally just got off the phone with my Mom. Work e-mails are piling up like a toll both. I haven't packed yet. The dog is barking at me and I'm trying to get my brood in the bathtub.

Is it too early to drink?
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Throw the dog in the bathtub with the kids, lock the door and then go drink some whiskey?
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My youngest just decided to poop his pants.I'm going to go punch a cop. :bye:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I'm thinking we could come up with a spectacular standup routine based on SLB's life and times. Think Louis C.K. with more alcohol and bestiality.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
krista4 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
St. Louis Bob said:
BTW, the wife and kids are going out of town in about a month. I have an open cornhole window...
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Weekend of July 17th. :lmao:
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What's halfway between St. Louis and Memphis?
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:lmao: We have a boy dog. Did I catch teh gay or am I just adventurous?To be fair, he's still just a puppy.
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Do you: a) dry offb) shower againorc) let it air dry....After something like that happens?
 
krista4 said:
;)

Our dog Lucy tosses Mr. krista4's salad now and then, too. He always acts like he's offended, but I think I saw him winking at her once.
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Jimmy, you got a "D", you know what you gotta do now?NO! I DON'T WANNA TOSS THE SALAD! I'M GONNA LEARN TO REEEEEAD!

:thumbup:
 
So for lunch I went to the little pizza place around the corner. The old Italian guy has his granddaughter working the register. She's a soph in college; a cheerleader. I put down my soda and bag of chips and order a wrap. Lightning fast, she says to me "oh bee-tee-dubs the soda is free with a wrap on Fridays."

thorn: :thumbdown:

her: "haha I have to stop talking in text - it means by the way!"

lolomgg2gbrb

 
Thorn said:
So for lunch I went to the little pizza place around the corner. The old Italian guy has his granddaughter working the register. She's a soph in college; a cheerleader. I put down my soda and bag of chips and order a wrap. Lightning fast, she says to me "oh bee-tee-dubs the soda is free with a wrap on Fridays." thorn: :goodposting:her: "haha I have to stop talking in text - it means by the way!"lolomgg2gbrb
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Sounds hot.
 
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krista4 said:
Exit 1 said:
krista4 said:
More car talk:Do people actually keep all their receipts for their oil changes? My WRX has been in the hospital for a week, and now the dealer is telling us that Subaru will not fix the busted engine even though it's still under warranty, unless we can give them receipts for all the oil changes we've ever had. People actually keep these????FML.
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Oil changes? No. Some other bigger repair, like a brake job or something, I would try to keep.ETA: I'm assuming you went to other places to get your oil changed and not them (they don't have any records)?
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Right. We moved here in December, so the oil changes before that were all in Chicago. I suppose it's possible to contact the two places we used and see if they have records, but I just can't believe that anyone expects that you keep all those receipts.
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If you even have one, I can photoshop the rest, you can just cut them out...you won't even be able to tell the difference.
 
SuperJohn96 said:
krista4 said:
Exit 1 said:
krista4 said:
More car talk:

Do people actually keep all their receipts for their oil changes? My WRX has been in the hospital for a week, and now the dealer is telling us that Subaru will not fix the busted engine even though it's still under warranty, unless we can give them receipts for all the oil changes we've ever had. People actually keep these????

FML.
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Oil changes? No. Some other bigger repair, like a brake job or something, I would try to keep.ETA: I'm assuming you went to other places to get your oil changed and not them (they don't have any records)?
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Right. We moved here in December, so the oil changes before that were all in Chicago. I suppose it's possible to contact the two places we used and see if they have records, but I just can't believe that anyone expects that you keep all those receipts.
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If you even have one, I can photoshop the rest, you can just cut them out...you won't even be able to tell the difference.
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Holy ####. :cry:

Avatar.

:confused: :cry: :popcorn:

:lmao:

:lmao:

 
General Malaise said:
Dear Triscuits - Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Flavor:

I love you. I mean, I know it looks like I profess love to all sorts of foods, especially things burdened with meat, but they aren't here right now and you are. And even if they were here - perhaps if I were surrounded by a garden of hamburgers, Sbarro's double stacked pizza sandwiches, giant cookies, endless shrimp and ice cream cake - I'd pick you out over them all, defying the laws of common sense like Jake choosing Vienna or America voting for Bush twice. And I'd raise you high in the air and stick my tongue so far down inside your open box that there would be no denying my desire for you to be inside me. I've been eating you for 15 minutes now and I could eat you for 15 more. When it comes to you, I am never satiated, though your spice can often leave my tongue dry and my face sweaty.

Love always and forever,

GM
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there will never be a better cracker made. ever.
 
it took me 1.5 rotations of The Song Remains the Same to finish Hemnes TV stand from IKEA tonight. OG had a couple of long islands and jumped me mid-drawer install. nothing like a little bang bang during some live led zep.

OG= Ole' Girl

 
boom king said:
it took me 1.5 rotations of The Song Remains the Same to finish Hemnes TV stand from IKEA tonight. OG had a couple of long islands and jumped me mid-drawer install. nothing like a little bang bang during some live led zep. OG= Ole' Girl
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My old lady said "Go check the "Drunk Thread" in a half hour. Come and feel my freshly "tended-to" .......(don't want to derail this thread):goodposting:Then drunk threadTHen :confused:
 
If you two get this thread deleted, there will be hell to pay.

Mods> please give her a good scrubbing. :lmao:

 
stryker likes to get threads killed lately

maybe you should stick to the drunk thread.

 
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