GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

 

[Disco Stu]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

 

[EYLive]

I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

But isn't this what makes life fun and interesting? Sincerely,BoringGuy

 

[Exit 1]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

The husband should have a GPS on those 3 week old boobs. Why would he let his wife out of the house with her new boobs? Did he really think she wasn't going to want to show them off?What was the age of the chick?

 

[Disco Stu]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

The husband should have a GPS on those 3 week old boobs. Why would he let his wife out of the house with her new boobs? Did he really think she wasn't going to want to show them off?What was the age of the chick?

Husband is SOL. She told him three days ago that she wanted a divorce. Quickest boob job to curb transition I've seen.Great timing since they've got a 10 day European cruise starting this weekend. That won't be awkward. And they're both 25. Married 3 years. No kids.

 

[General Malaise]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

Does every female in the Dallas area flock to the Stu Train? Did you pick up some secret pharamones or something? No offense, but when I'm in Dallas in October, I'm keeping my lady far far FAR away from you.

 

[EYLive]

Does every female in the Dallas area flock to the Stu Train? Did you pick up some secret pharamones or something? No offense, but when I'm in Dallas in October, I'm keeping my lady far far FAR away from you.

That sounds like a compliment. Unless you're calling Stu a man-whore.

 

[YSR]

Having a friend over for Happy Hour in about 15 minutes and I'm in the midst of preparing a meat and cheese platter. On the way home, based on Rud's reommendation, I picked up some Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits. I'll be honest, I doubt they can beat my favorites: Rosemary and Olive Oil.

 

[commisholio]

Having a friend over for Happy Hour in about 15 minutes and I'm in the midst of preparing a meat and cheese platter. On the way home, based on Rud's reommendation, I picked up some Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits. I'll be honest, I doubt they can beat my favorites: Rosemary and Olive Oil.

What did you decide on for your present for the 2 year old?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Having a friend over for Happy Hour in about 15 minutes and I'm in the midst of preparing a meat and cheese platter. On the way home, based on Rud's reommendation, I picked up some Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits. I'll be honest, I doubt they can beat my favorites: Rosemary and Olive Oil.

I gotta go with the Cracked Pepper here

 

[Gatorman]

Does every female in the Dallas area flock to the Stu Train? Did you pick up some secret pharamones or something? No offense, but when I'm in Dallas in October, I'm keeping my lady far far FAR away from you.

LOL GM. WE maybe coming to Dallas in August and Beers with Stu and Mrs. Gator may be last on my list. Hell, I may even find out what bars he will be at that weekend just to avoid him!

 

[krista4]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move. :(

 

[Disco Stu]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

Does every female in the Dallas area flock to the Stu Train? Did you pick up some secret pharamones or something? No offense, but when I'm in Dallas in October, I'm keeping my lady far far FAR away from you.

lol. The only thing I know about pheromones (besides how to spell it ) is that wearing them apparently causes your buddy to get a handy and later results in your own extremely poor t-shirt judgment. And no worries on October GB. I'm completely safe when it comes to friends' womenz.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Unsolicited advice for my GBs...If your wife wants new boobs, just go ahead and spend the money on a divorce lawyer instead. Save yourself some time and money.

Totally agree. I have very little interest in fake cans and even less interest in the women who want them.What's the backstory here?

Met one last night who provided another example of the new boobs not being for the husband. They're for her and any random people she may come into contact with. This is a fairly new friend of a friend, who didn't know anyone else in the group. Two or three week old implants she was was very excited about. She ended up flashing the table a couple times. Appeared to be some solid work by the doctor. Realistic Cs. I had to pass on a quiet invitation to see and feel them somewhere a little more private though. Too many complications with another girl in attendance.

The husband should have a GPS on those 3 week old boobs. Why would he let his wife out of the house with her new boobs? Did he really think she wasn't going to want to show them off?What was the age of the chick?

Husband is SOL. She told him three days ago that she wanted a divorce. Quickest boob job to curb transition I've seen.Great timing since they've got a 10 day European cruise starting this weekend. That won't be awkward. And they're both 25. Married 3 years. No kids.

He still gets to be single again, though, right?

 

[Disco Stu]

He still gets to be single again, though, right?

It's my understanding that that's how it works. He's going to need to find some balls if he wants to enjoy it though. She was supposed to leave the bar at 11 to pick her sister up from the airport. About that time he sends a text asking if she wants him to do it. Oof. Unless I'm seriously underestimating him and he wanted a chance to grudge eff the (twin) sister.

 

[zander_s]

He still gets to be single again, though, right?

It's my understanding that that's how it works. He's going to need to find some balls if he wants to enjoy it though. She was supposed to leave the bar at 11 to pick her sister up from the airport. About that time he sends a text asking if she wants him to do it. Oof. Unless I'm seriously underestimating him and he wanted a chance to grudge eff the (twin) sister.

Odds he ends up buying the sis a new set as well??

 

[Disco Stu]

He still gets to be single again, though, right?

It's my understanding that that's how it works. He's going to need to find some balls if he wants to enjoy it though. She was supposed to leave the bar at 11 to pick her sister up from the airport. About that time he sends a text asking if she wants him to do it. Oof. Unless I'm seriously underestimating him and he wanted a chance to grudge eff the (twin) sister.

Odds he ends up buying the sis a new set as well??

I think they're more interesting as a "before and after" combo.

 

[scoobygang]

I had a cat named Fred. I'm pretty sure he hated everybody.

I had a cat named Ralph. He hated everybody but me. I also had a cat named Oglethorpe. He hated everybody including me. He died of feline aids. He's the only animal we ever had my mother didn't spend thousands on to save.

Our cat names:Mittens SammyHankFrankBrutis

MittensFredGeorgeSpinks

MittensFriskyBlackieWhitey

This is clearly the appropriate thread for advice on cat names.We just got our new kitten, Frejya, last week. In another month or so, we'll be picking up another kitten. We are tentatively thinking of calling him Loki. Is naming both of your cats after the Norse pantheon pretentious?Another option would be Izzy, which comes from our habit of giving my recently deceased cat, Bijan, ethnic nicknames. So he'd be Senor Jose StinkNPuff, or Giuseppe Fuzzetti (I'm not creative, stereotypical first name/reference to odor or furriness is the basic template). Our favorite of those nicknames was Izzy Puffelstein. Would naming the new cat Izzy be disrespecting my favorite cat's memory?I'll hang up and listen.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

Golden Oreo's are the devil.

I do not like regular Oreo's and tend to stay away from cookies in general, but we had company coming over for July 4th and I picked up regular Oreo's and since they had a bogo free offer decided to pick up Golden Oreo's as well. OMG, Golden Oreo's are yummy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is clearly the appropriate thread for advice on cat names.We just got our new kitten, Frejya, last week. In another month or so, we'll be picking up another kitten. We are tentatively thinking of calling him Loki. Is naming both of your cats after the Norse pantheon pretentious?Another option would be Izzy, which comes from our habit of giving my recently deceased cat, Bijan, ethnic nicknames. So he'd be Senor Jose StinkNPuff, or Giuseppe Fuzzetti (I'm not creative, stereotypical first name/reference to odor or furriness is the basic template). Our favorite of those nicknames was Izzy Puffelstein. Would naming the new cat Izzy be disrespecting my favorite cat's memory?I'll hang up and listen.

Someone just went gay all of a sudden.

 

[shuke]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

 

[boom king]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

ive been saying for years: "wrap anything in bacon and ill eat it."

 

[Radical Larry]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?

What're you? Bobby Sands?

 

[YSR]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

ive been saying for years: "wrap anything in bacon and ill eat it."

I've always said something simliar about peanut butter or cheese.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is clearly the appropriate thread for advice on cat names.We just got our new kitten, Frejya, last week. In another month or so, we'll be picking up another kitten. We are tentatively thinking of calling him Loki. Is naming both of your cats after the Norse pantheon pretentious?Another option would be Izzy, which comes from our habit of giving my recently deceased cat, Bijan, ethnic nicknames. So he'd be Senor Jose StinkNPuff, or Giuseppe Fuzzetti (I'm not creative, stereotypical first name/reference to odor or furriness is the basic template). Our favorite of those nicknames was Izzy Puffelstein. Would naming the new cat Izzy be disrespecting my favorite cat's memory?I'll hang up and listen.

Someone just went gay all of a sudden.

All of a sudden?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?

What're you? Bobby Sands?

Call of Duty update?

 

[Radical Larry]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?

What're you? Bobby Sands?

Call of Duty update?

Not really.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon. I just got fatter from writing that.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?

What're you? Bobby Sands?

Call of Duty update?

Not really.

 

[Radical Larry]

This is clearly the appropriate thread for advice on cat names.

We just got our new kitten, Frejya, last week. In another month or so, we'll be picking up another kitten. We are tentatively thinking of calling him Loki. Is naming both of your cats after the Norse pantheon pretentious?

Yes. It's a cat not a racehorse.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is clearly the appropriate thread for advice on cat names.We just got our new kitten, Frejya, last week. In another month or so, we'll be picking up another kitten. We are tentatively thinking of calling him Loki. Is naming both of your cats after the Norse pantheon pretentious?Another option would be Izzy, which comes from our habit of giving my recently deceased cat, Bijan, ethnic nicknames. So he'd be Senor Jose StinkNPuff, or Giuseppe Fuzzetti (I'm not creative, stereotypical first name/reference to odor or furriness is the basic template). Our favorite of those nicknames was Izzy Puffelstein. Would naming the new cat Izzy be disrespecting my favorite cat's memory?I'll hang up and listen.

Someone just went gay all of a sudden.

All of a sudden?

New here?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

ive been saying for years: "wrap anything in bacon and ill eat it."

I've always said something simliar about peanut butter or cheese.

Hello exactly!

 

[krista4]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

Carbonara down?

 

[krista4]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon. I just got fatter from writing that.

 

[YSR]

Having a friend over for Happy Hour in about 15 minutes and I'm in the midst of preparing a meat and cheese platter. On the way home, based on Rud's reommendation, I picked up some Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits. I'll be honest, I doubt they can beat my favorites: Rosemary and Olive Oil.

What did you decide on for your present for the 2 year old?

Went with the Playmobil coPter and a Mickey Mouse counting car (per his mom's suggestion). It was a last minute present so I wasn't able to use some of the suggestions here, but I have lots more friends with two-year-olds, so I'm tucking these away.Also, Cracked Pepper FTW.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

I hate being the one to have to tell you this, but this is your fault.

 

[bostonfred]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

I hate being the one to have to tell you this, but this is your fault.

I totally disagree.

 

[charvik]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

10 day fast? Are you protesting something or just insane?Wait, you can put bacon on pasta?

You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon. I just got fatter from writing that.

That's not carbonara... In my world Carbonara is cracked peppercorns, egg yolk and salted smoked side pork (cubed), which could be replaced by plenty of bacon... which also makes my version a healthy alternative.Bacon is my favorite vegetable.

 

[bostonfred]

I love bacon, but I've found that tearing up prosciutto into thin slices and throwing it in a frying pan for a couple seconds gives me a flavorful alternative with a similar crisp and flavor but substantially better for you. I don't like cold prosciutto at all.

 

[charvik]

I love bacon, but I've found that tearing up prosciutto into thin slices and throwing it in a frying pan for a couple seconds gives me a flavorful alternative with a similar crisp and flavor but substantially better for you. I don't like cold prosciutto at all.

(try Pancetta, even better)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Carbonara

Post #3 just made me lol

Krista, I thought you were a vegan?

 

[charvik]

Carbonara

Post #3 just made me lol

Krista, I thought you were a vegan?

Bacon is a vegetable, right?

 

[charvik]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

I hate being the one to have to tell you this, but this is your fault.

I totally disagree.

That's surprising.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I love bacon, but I've found that tearing up prosciutto into thin slices and throwing it in a frying pan for a couple seconds gives me a flavorful alternative with a similar crisp and flavor but substantially better for you. I don't like cold prosciutto at all.

(try Pancetta, even better)

Big fan.

 

[charvik]

more mmmmm....

 

[Disco Stu]

For reference. Not sure if that's her (pre implants) or her twin sister. Really doesn't matter.

 

[Kendall]

For reference. Not sure if that's her (pre implants) or her twin sister. Really doesn't matter.

So, 25, soon to be single, new boobs, and she likes to swim with a tube in her mouth? Care to introduce me sometime?

 

[shuke]

For reference. Not sure if that's her (pre implants) or her twin sister. Really doesn't matter.

That the best you got?

 

[bostonfred]

I started a 10-day fast yesterday. Just a bit of mental and physical cleansing. Mr. krista4 kindly mentioned that he felt bad bringing home dinner and eating it in front of me, to which I responded that it was no problem. Then he decided simply to "cook some pasta or something"--again, no problem.

So what did he decide to fix to put on his pasta? That's right, the most scrumptious-smelling invention of all time--bacon. BACON!

Total dickmitten move.

I hate being the one to have to tell you this, but this is your fault.

I totally disagree.

That's surprising.

It shouldn't be. I don't think you hated being the one to tell her this at all.