Celph Titled
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Gunks Show starring LeBron James would be pretty epic.
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GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Radical Larry
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
I'm not getting on BART, guy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nope. It's oldschool cool.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
EYLive
Footballguy
I like to lick the sweet rim.
krista4
Footballguy
Chicken alfredo with peas and bacon.What is pasta/alfredo/chicken/bacon/peas?krista4 said:This is correct. Carbonara should be made with only with egg yolks, pancetta (or another Italian pork starting with a "g" the name of which I'm blanking on, or bacon if you're desperate), pepper , and in most cases a small amount of cheese.Damn, I'm hungry now.charvik said:That's not carbonara... In my world Carbonara is cracked peppercorns, egg yolk and salted smoked side pork (cubed), which could be replaced by plenty of bacon... which also makes my version a healthy alternative.Bacon is my favorite vegetable.Homer J Simpson said:You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon.I just got fatter from writing that.
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
krista4, if dickmitten was a drink, what would be in it?
krista4
Footballguy
Bud Light Lime, on the rocks, with a straw.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Non-stop Wednesday through Friday for me, Couldn't even move on Saturday even though I missed the bands on Saturday.Highlight of the weekend: Entirely different story2nd place: It's about 10 on Wednesday night, I've been drinking like David Hasselhoff since about 4:00 and we hit the bar that was out 8:00 destination. The first thing I see is a horse trough full of the cheap swill beer that got me through most of the 6 years it took me to complete my undergrad. I sway up to the beer tub tart and say something that must have sounded like "Mngh nuf uh two Pilsners!". Luckily she was able to translate, and after pulling a wad of crumpled up $5s and handing them to her until she stopped rolling her eyes, I walk away 2 beers and much aplomb in hand.There's a cute Asian girl sitting by herself at a table. Or at least I'm assuming at this point that the Asian guy sitting at the same table as her is just an odd coincidence, so I sit down and say to her:"I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?"Her:"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."I can only assume at that point she realized that it was well past her curfew and had to go home.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
MUNI?
General Malaise
Footballguy
My grandfather made a mean sidecar. Absolutely not a girly drink. Hell, if I had cognac in the house, I'd make one now. Mmmmmm
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Not sure how you think it works in the Land o' Pavement and Plumbing, but Muni only serves the SF area.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Bud Light Lime, on the rocks, with a straw.krista4, if dickmitten was a drink, what would be in it?
Funny funny funny.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
Fine. Sit at home.Celph Titled said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm going to leave my house tonight and hit the neighborhood bar with the sole intent of asking the bartender (who hates me, btw) for a "dickmitten." When he glares at me and asks me with an ex-marine like snarl, "What?", I'm going to whimsically reply "and make it extra rapey" with a finger gesture motioning him to get back to work. I think I better wear a cardigan around my neck, despite it being 100 degrees here.
krista4
Footballguy
I'd make this my new sig, but that seems like tempting fate.GBGM, is it too yucky to visit Oregon in mid-October?
Radical Larry
Footballguy
Wait, what?
YSR
Footballguy
Bud Light Lime, on the rocks, with a straw.krista4, if dickmitten was a drink, what would be in it?
No ####, the friend who came over for Happy Hour last night was drinking 2/3 dickmittens.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, there's a bit of a story here, but I'm not proud of it and I'll sit on it for now...
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
I am stridently anti-Civil War abortionMuskets make for lousy medical instrumentsIt's pretty awesome that this thread has more views than Timmay's precious Civil War abortion of a thread.
bostonfred
Footballguy
This seems like a good way to make us less curious.Yeah, there's a bit of a story here, but I'm not proud of it and I'll sit on it for now...
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
If I have a bunch of :sehorns: on page one, I automatically look for this thread firstIt's pretty awesome that this thread has more views than Timmay's precious Civil War abortion of a thread.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
If the wife of a friend tells you she has Lupus, it is apparently not funny to start asking if she's going to turn into a werewolf.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I was sent a package of bacon-flavored sunflower seeds last week. Despite the fact that bacon and sunflower seeds are two of my favorite things, I am finding myself curiously turned off by this combination.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
A Bad News Bears joke would have gone over better.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Jesus.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Brave. Why did you say this?
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Should have gone with "God dammit Otto, you have lupus!!"
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Sounds yummyChicken alfredo with peas and bacon.What is pasta/alfredo/chicken/bacon/peas?This is correct. Carbonara should be made with only with egg yolks, pancetta (or another Italian pork starting with a "g" the name of which I'm blanking on, or bacon if you're desperate), pepper , and in most cases a small amount of cheese.Damn, I'm hungry now.That's not carbonara... In my world Carbonara is cracked peppercorns, egg yolk and salted smoked side pork (cubed), which could be replaced by plenty of bacon... which also makes my version a healthy alternative.Bacon is my favorite vegetable.You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon.
Thorn
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
You've yet to discover the joys of pasta carbonara? Alfredo sauce, sausage, and bacon.
I just got fatter from writing that.
That's not carbonara... In my world Carbonara is cracked peppercorns, egg yolk and salted smoked side pork (cubed), which could be replaced by plenty of bacon... which also makes my version a healthy alternative.
Bacon is my favorite vegetable.
This is correct. Carbonara should be made with only with egg yolks, pancetta (or another Italian pork starting with a "g" the name of which I'm blanking on, or bacon if you're desperate), pepper , and in most cases a small amount of cheese.
Damn, I'm hungry now.
What is pasta/alfredo/chicken/bacon/peas?
Chicken alfredo with peas and bacon.
Sounds yummy
Sounds like a variation of "Straw and Hay" using chicken instead of ham or proscuitto
ETA: I am not a fan of Zia's, but they do a pretty good job on this dish
I just got fatter from writing that.
That's not carbonara... In my world Carbonara is cracked peppercorns, egg yolk and salted smoked side pork (cubed), which could be replaced by plenty of bacon... which also makes my version a healthy alternative.
Bacon is my favorite vegetable.
This is correct. Carbonara should be made with only with egg yolks, pancetta (or another Italian pork starting with a "g" the name of which I'm blanking on, or bacon if you're desperate), pepper , and in most cases a small amount of cheese.
Damn, I'm hungry now.
What is pasta/alfredo/chicken/bacon/peas?
Chicken alfredo with peas and bacon.
Sounds yummy
Sounds like a variation of "Straw and Hay" using chicken instead of ham or proscuitto
ETA: I am not a fan of Zia's, but they do a pretty good job on this dish
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Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
l. o. d. i. d. Loaded.
Grabbing a cab to this chix place in 6 hours to have "brunch" and then limos to a fine drinking establishment full of wanna be cowboys and terrible country muzak. Good thing she has an awesome fake rack.
I will tell her that my innernet friends require a picture of her chest.
[drunkenmanhug]
I love you guys!
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Grabbing a cab to this chix place in 6 hours to have "brunch" and then limos to a fine drinking establishment full of wanna be cowboys and terrible country muzak. Good thing she has an awesome fake rack.
I will tell her that my innernet friends require a picture of her chest.
[drunkenmanhug]
I love you guys!
[/drunkenmanhug]
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Do you play Video Games? I can't keep track anymore.
Kendall
I heart waffles
This seems like a good way to make us less curious.Yeah, there's a bit of a story here, but I'm not proud of it and I'll sit on it for now...
Kendall
I heart waffles
Update?
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
I'll take that PM, GB.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Why did I never picture RWS as an insane drunk before now?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I got Lupus and Lycanthropy confused.
this was my exact thought as well. this thread is changing people's lives.
Kendall
I heart waffles
I had an inkling, but no idea of the extent.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
"If I can change... and you can change... everybody can change. So who has some spare change? I need to pay this Jabba guy so I can take the cute Asian girl to the Alderaan system and more closely examine her parsecs." [/drunkRSW]
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