GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[krista4]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

 

[Fullback Fro]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG.

Its all coming together now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

It might be on her ### crack.

 

[YSR]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

"Oh, I don't know. He might not like it. He's more of a thigh-creeping bush man."

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

I got her in check

 

[krista4]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

"Oh, I don't know. He might not like it. He's more of a thigh-creeping bush man."

I call Thigh-Creeping Bush Men for band name.

 

[krista4]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

I got her in check

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sounds like you won't be going all in for a while.

 

[zander_s]

Landing strip?

Look at me, my fiancee won't properly groom herself without my permission?

"Oh, I don't know. He might not like it. He's more of a thigh-creeping bush man."

I call Thigh-Creeping Bush Men for band name.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Sounds like you won't be going all in for a while.

:spittake:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sounds like you won't be going all in for a while.

It's a little tender but she's still game for some hibbity dibbity

 

[YSR]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

 

[zander_s]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

Please no!! Cat grandparents??

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Triscuits - Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Flavor:

I love you. I mean, I know it looks like I profess love to all sorts of foods, especially things burdened with meat, but they aren't here right now and you are. And even if they were here - perhaps if I were surrounded by a garden of hamburgers, Sbarro's double stacked pizza sandwiches, giant cookies, endless shrimp and ice cream cake - I'd pick you out over them all, defying the laws of common sense like Jake choosing Vienna or America voting for Bush twice. And I'd raise you high in the air and stick my tongue so far down inside your open box that there would be no denying my desire for you to be inside me. I've been eating you for 15 minutes now and I could eat you for 15 more. When it comes to you, I am never satiated, though your spice can often leave my tongue dry and my face sweaty.

Love always and forever,

GM

 

[YSR]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

Please no!! Cat grandparents??

You see part of my dilemma? If it helps I can upload pic of said cat with Santa. (actually the cat shown is Chloe but you can suck it regardless.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[General Malaise]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

Please no!! Cat grandparents??

I was at our rec center on Tuesday and while waiting for my step class boot camp to start, started reading the fliers near the room. There was one stack of fliers on the table that was advertising for Surrogate Grandparents. I have no idea what that is or what it does.....any help?

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Triscuits - Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Flavor:

I love you. I mean, I know it looks like I profess love to all sorts of foods, especially things burdened with meat, but they aren't here right now and you are. And even if they were here - perhaps if I were surrounded by a garden of hamburgers, Sbarro's double stacked pizza sandwiches, giant cookies, endless shrimp and ice cream cake - I'd pick you out over them all, defying the laws of common sense like Jake choosing Vienna or America voting for Bush twice. And I'd raise you high in the air and stick my tongue so far down inside your open box that there would be no denying my desire for you to be inside me. I've been eating you for 15 minutes now and I could eat you for 15 more. When it comes to you, I am never satiated, though your spice can often leave my tongue dry and my face sweaty.

Love always and forever,

GM

Apologies to Shuke and the Cherry Hostess Pie

 

[urbanhack]

 

[videoguy505]

I'd raise you high in the air and stick my tongue so far down inside your open box that there would be no denying my desire for you to be inside me.

Sig worthy.

 

[zander_s]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

Please no!! Cat grandparents??

You see part of my dilemma? If it helps I can upload pic of said cat with Santa. (actually the cat shown is Chloe but you can suck it regardless.

 

[Fullback Fro]

 

[Disco Stu]

Jesus.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 

[EYLive]

I feel dirty reading that. But I like the garlic triscuits.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No NSFW tag?

 

[Radical Larry]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Did you lose the other arm in 'Nam?

Yeah, what?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Did you lose the other arm in 'Nam?

Yeah, what?

I was shocked to see she stopped referring to her children as "babies."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG.

Your dad a doctor?

Lamp

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

5) re-condition Calvin the cat to like his "grandparents"

6) buy a bunch of Caffeine Free Diet Coke for his diabetic dad.

Please no!! Cat grandparents??

I was at our rec center on Tuesday and while waiting for my step class boot camp to start, started reading the fliers near the room. There was one stack of fliers on the table that was advertising for Surrogate Grandparents. I have no idea what that is or what it does.....any help?

Sounds like a trick to get you to go hang out with old people.Next thing you know, you're making weekend visits to "Grandpa" Frank at the home and he's giving you his dirty dungarees to wash and asking to feed him his orange Jell-O.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG.

Your dad a doctor?

Lamp

I recommend the "Diego" drinking game. I've been playing it the whole WC. Any time Diego Maradona is shown on screen, raise your beverage, yell "DIEGO!" and take a drink.Two drinks if he's running his hand through his hair or has his arms crossed with hands in armpits.A shot if he removes his suit coat or jumps into another man's arms.I had a similar game called "Bobby" for Bob Bradley and "Fabio" for Fabio Capello, but sadly they're done.

 

[Celph Titled]

Is this going to be like that peanut allergy thread, where it ends up ruining actual people's lives?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is this going to be like that peanut allergy thread, where it ends up ruining actual people's lives?

Oh little Melvin, you precocious home-wrecker...

 

[YSR]

7) go to bed, alone, while the ring-a-ding-ding of online poker sounds out from the next room.

Pretty sure the only checklist item from today is the McDonalds cheeseburgers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

7) go to bed, alone, while the ring-a-ding-ding of online poker sounds out from the next room. Pretty sure the only checklist item from today is the McDonalds cheeseburgers.

This marriage is gonna be great.

 

[Celph Titled]

7) go to bed, alone, while the ring-a-ding-ding of online poker sounds out from the next room. Pretty sure the only checklist item from today is the McDonalds cheeseburgers.

 

[YSR]

7) go to bed, alone, while the ring-a-ding-ding of online poker sounds out from the next room. Pretty sure the only checklist item from today is the McDonalds cheeseburgers.

This marriage is gonna be great.

syched:

 

[cosjobs]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Use your other hand?Assuming it has an oppose-able thumb.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Dear Triscuits - Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Flavor:

I love you. I mean, I know it looks like I profess love to all sorts of foods, especially things burdened with meat, but they aren't here right now and you are. And even if they were here - perhaps if I were surrounded by a garden of hamburgers, Sbarro's double stacked pizza sandwiches, giant cookies, endless shrimp and ice cream cake - I'd pick you out over them all, defying the laws of common sense like Jake choosing Vienna or America voting for Bush twice. And I'd raise you high in the air and stick my tongue so far down inside your open box that there would be no denying my desire for you to be inside me. I've been eating you for 15 minutes now and I could eat you for 15 more. When it comes to you, I am never satiated, though your spice can often leave my tongue dry and my face sweaty.

Love always and forever,

GM

sexy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is this going to be like that peanut allergy thread, where it ends up ruining actual people's lives?

Too soon?

 

[urbanhack]

The local/neighborhood fireworks are really starting to heat up tonight. This weekend will be nuts.

 

[Celph Titled]

Wife's pregnancy test today: NEGATIVE!

 

[cosjobs]

The local/neighborhood fireworks are really starting to heat up tonight. This weekend will be nuts.

I loved this time of the year in high school. We'd go down to the pond and have bottle rocket wars. It was especailly fun shooting them underwater. You'd see the light underwater as the rocket submarined its way along before the the flash, and ploonk sound and your balls would retreat out of your scrotum from the concussion. Good times.

 

[krista4]

Wife's pregnancy test today: NEGATIVE!

Christ Almighty, clown car, didn't you just squeeze out a puppy a few months ago? You are aware of, um, family planning methods other than Wozzing, yes?

 

[Celph Titled]

Wife's pregnancy test today: NEGATIVE!

Christ Almighty, clown car, didn't you just squeeze out a puppy a few months ago? You are aware of, um, family planning methods other than Wozzing, yes?

We knew, thankfully (for now), that the chances were slim. Just ruling it out.

 

[kevzilla]

Buddy of mine fathered "Irish twins", they're ten and a half months apart. The kids are 13 and 14 now, they are divorced, and she still isn't right.

 

[krista4]

Wife's pregnancy test today: NEGATIVE!

Christ Almighty, clown car, didn't you just squeeze out a puppy a few months ago? You are aware of, um, family planning methods other than Wozzing, yes?

We knew, thankfully (for now), that the chances were slim. Just ruling it out.

Well, I know there's always room for one more god's precious little miracle.

 

[krista4]

Buddy of mine fathered "Irish twins", they're ten and a half months apart. The kids are 13 and 14 now, they are divorced, and she still isn't right.

Sounds like they were a little too young to marry.

 

[kevzilla]

Buddy of mine fathered "Irish twins", they're ten and a half months apart. The kids are 13 and 14 now, they are divorced, and she still isn't right.

Sounds like they were a little too young to marry.

Not really. They were 33 and 31 when they had the first one, and had done every fertility regimen under the sun for four years. Then they gave up, and got pregnant right away. Twice.It's a long story, and there's blame to go around. I do my best to be a friend to both, as I was before they got married.

 

[Celph Titled]

Buddy of mine fathered "Irish twins", they're ten and a half months apart. The kids are 13 and 14 now, they are divorced, and she still isn't right.

Yeah, we don't want any part of that.It looks like postpartum anemia. Common thing, I guess.