GM's thread about nothing (216 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Alright. Substitute "Argentina" with "Kansas City" and "watch the ARG/GER game" to "pounding Budweisers while my kids swim."

I like your plan better.

 

[Bonzai]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Alright. Substitute "Argentina" with "Kansas City" and "watch the ARG/GER game" to "pounding Budweisers while my kids swim."

I like your plan better.

This might be the creepiest thing you've ever posted.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Alright. Substitute "Argentina" with "Kansas City" and "watch the ARG/GER game" to "pounding Budweisers while my kids swim."

I like your plan better.

This might be the creepiest thing you've ever posted.

 

[Radical Larry]

I have no idea what lesbians drive.

How was the Frisbee golf today?

Sadly I haven't played in over 6 months. Thinking about starting again but it's too hot.

too hot to throw a disc and walk after it??? oooooooooooof

103 degrees here, chief.Too hot to be walking up and down these hills for 3+ hours.

 

[Radical Larry]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

They inviting a bunch of carnies?

 

[urbanhack]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque/Disco Stu type recap on Tuesday my friend.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

They inviting a bunch of carnies?

Pretty much. Win for me!

 

[Celph Titled]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

Other things playing in my favor:1. The bride used to be one of those broads that would go to bars repping for Miller Lite or Cuervo or whatever, wearing some ridiculously revealing outfits to get dudes to buy whatever booze they were selling. Her friends all did this too. So in other words, fatties.

2. The booze girls and the sisters are all very tall. The few other single guys that I know will be there are munchkins. I would not ever be mistaken for a munchkin.

3. It's at a hotel on Lake Erie with no real bars to go to afterward except the hotel bar, and everyone is staying at the hotel. So they're trapped with me in one location...it's basically a horror film but with a little less blood.

4. I'm awesome.

 

[kevzilla]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG.

Your dad a doctor?

 

[Radical Larry]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

Other things playing in my favor:1. The bride used to be one of those broads that would go to bars repping for Miller Lite or Cuervo or whatever, wearing some ridiculously revealing outfits to get dudes to buy whatever booze they were selling. Her friends all did this too. So in other words, fatties.

2. The booze girls and the sisters are all very tall. The few other single guys that I know will be there are munchkins. I would not ever be mistaken for a munchkin.

3. It's at a hotel on Lake Erie with no real bars to go to afterward except the hotel bar, and everyone is staying at the hotel. So they're trapped with me in one location...it's basically a horror film but with a little less blood.

4. I'm awesome.

x a brazillian

 

[Bob Sacamano]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to Germany this weekend to watch the GER/ARG game on the jumbotron at the Olympic Stadium in Munich. So, yeah.

You're going to Germany to watch TV?

 

[Bonzai]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to Germany this weekend to watch the GER/ARG game on the jumbotron at the Olympic Stadium in Munich. So, yeah.

You're going to Germany to watch TV?

Yes. After that we're visiting as many monasteries in Bavaria as possible to drink beer made by monks.

 

[General Malaise]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

Other things playing in my favor:1. The bride used to be one of those broads that would go to bars repping for Miller Lite or Cuervo or whatever, wearing some ridiculously revealing outfits to get dudes to buy whatever booze they were selling. Her friends all did this too. So in other words, fatties.

2. The booze girls and the sisters are all very tall. The few other single guys that I know will be there are munchkins. I would not ever be mistaken for a munchkin.

3. It's at a hotel on Lake Erie with no real bars to go to afterward except the hotel bar, and everyone is staying at the hotel. So they're trapped with me in one location...it's basically a horror film but with a little less blood.

4. I'm awesome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

enough of the car talk....who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to Germany this weekend to watch the GER/ARG game on the jumbotron at the Olympic Stadium in Munich. So, yeah.

You're going to Germany to watch TV?

Yes. After that we're visiting as many monasteries in Bavaria as possible to drink beer made by monks.

Carry on, then.

 

[Wooderson]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

Other things playing in my favor:1. The bride used to be one of those broads that would go to bars repping for Miller Lite or Cuervo or whatever, wearing some ridiculously revealing outfits to get dudes to buy whatever booze they were selling. Her friends all did this too. So in other words, fatties.

2. The booze girls and the sisters are all very tall. The few other single guys that I know will be there are munchkins. I would not ever be mistaken for a munchkin.

3. It's at a hotel on Lake Erie with no real bars to go to afterward except the hotel bar, and everyone is staying at the hotel. So they're trapped with me in one location...it's basically a horror film but with a little less blood.

4. I'm awesome.

x a brazillian

 

[YSR]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

 

[krista4]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

Move out?

 

[urbanhack]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

sweep?clean toilets?

floss?

buy some pot?

 

[Exit 1]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

Leave hangers in their closets so they can hang their clothes up.Stock their bathroom up with TP, soap, rattlesnakes, clean towels, etc.

:(

 

[YSR]

Remembered one: eat two McDonalds cheeseburgers. Just because.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

 

[YSR]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

Leave hangers in their closets so they can hang their clothes up.Stock their bathroom up with TP, soap, rattlesnakes, clean towels, etc.

We are in a 4/3 house with one working bathroom due to renovation. I can do the closet thing but that's about it.

 

[Apes with Guns]

can you bite the timer?

 

[General Malaise]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

Move out?

:snort:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Did you lose the other arm in 'Nam?

 

[YSR]

4) wax my eyebrows

5) leave PFMIL's admittedly amazing breakfast casserole recipe on counter in passive aggressive effort to have it made for us

on a roll here

 

[Disco Stu]

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Heading to a wedding where the bride is 24. She has 4 hot sisters and her friends are mostly single. The groom is my age and compared to the few other single guys there, I'm an adonis.

awesome! we will be expecting an GM-esque type recap on Tuesday my friend.

Other things playing in my favor:1. The bride used to be one of those broads that would go to bars repping for Miller Lite or Cuervo or whatever, wearing some ridiculously revealing outfits to get dudes to buy whatever booze they were selling. Her friends all did this too. So in other words, fatties.

2. The booze girls and the sisters are all very tall. The few other single guys that I know will be there are munchkins. I would not ever be mistaken for a munchkin.

3. It's at a hotel on Lake Erie with no real bars to go to afterward except the hotel bar, and everyone is staying at the hotel. So they're trapped with me in one location...it's basically a horror film but with a little less blood.

4. I'm awesome.

This sounds perfect. Have any decent wingmen? Want one?

 

[GAlmgren]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury. :(

I used to help time at track meets. They always said to use your index finger because it was quicker. I think that's a bunch of bs and that you shouldn't time the swim meet because you will screw it up. But you could probably get by with a finger other than your thumb.

 

[jplvr]

I would say I was jealous of Homer J, but then I'm starting to wonder if I could stiff arm the carnies on the way to the hoop at said wedding.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

 

[Celph Titled]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury. :(

Did you lose the other arm in 'Nam?

Don't all iChicks only have one arm? :richardkimble:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

103 degrees here, chief.

Too hot to be walking up and down these hills for 3+ hours.

Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

enough of the car talk....

who's getting wasted this weekend?

Oh yeah. I'm headed to Argentina to watch the ARG/GER game.

Oh yeah, my grandfather used to live in GER and then he moved to ARG. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Things I need to do before the potential parents-in-law get here for what I can only ascertain as an indefinite visit:

1) sober up

2) change the guest bed sheets?

I had more in my head before. Will update.

sweep?clean toilets?

floss?

buy some pot?

masturbate furiously?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, you still got the urg?

ETA

I just finished a big slice of ice cream cake.

 

[General Malaise]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Pics?Also, can't you time with your other hand?

 

[zander_s]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

:confetti:

 

[General Malaise]

GM, you still got the urg?ETAI just finished a big slice of ice cream cake.

No, I got stopped out last month or so ago.I've moved on to a diamond mine that hasn't traded a share since I bought it. FML.

 

[Disco Stu]

My children swim on swim team. I am a timer during the swim meets. This past weekend I burned my thumb when taking something out of the oven. The burn spot on my thumb blistered over and then the blister busted at some point when I was either cleaning or working in the yard. I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to time because of my thumb injury.

Pics?Also, can't you time with your other hand?

I'm assuming she's using the other hand for recording the times. Switching between the stop watch and the pen is a burden no swim meet volunteer should have to bear.

 

[Thorn]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

:confetti:

I, for one, have never liked the completely hairless look in the swimsuit area.Pre-emptive 'save it' to Homer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, you still got the urg?

ETA

I just finished a big slice of ice cream cake.

No, I got stopped out last month or so ago.I've moved on to a diamond mine that hasn't traded a share since I bought it. FML.

Really wish I would have asked last week when I contemplated selling.

Is this the diamond mine?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

:confetti:

I, for one, have never liked the completely hairless look in the swimsuit area.Pre-emptive 'save it' to Homer.

She didn't get rid of it completely

 

[zander_s]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

:confetti:

I, for one, have never liked the completely hairless look in the swimsuit area.Pre-emptive 'save it' to Homer.

She didn't get rid of it completely

Landing strip?

 

[krista4]

A guy I work with was telling me his son went to Kansas to see a Boston concert.I think I'd rather go to Boston to see a Kansas concert.I've seen Boston and Kansas in concert but I've never been to Kansas or Boston.

 

[krista4]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

Wait, what?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Landing strip?

 

[Disco Stu]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

Wait, what?

She has a mustache.

Apparently now she has a Hitler mustache.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

Wait, what?

She has a mustache.

Apparently now she has a Hitler mustache.

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