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[St. Louis Bob]

I always chuckle when receiving numerous emails from FanDuel

sofascupper. $250 Freeroll. Now.

Nice to see you around GB.

 

[strykerpks]

Wonder what Keys got his new Magic: The Gathering buddies for SS this year.

lol @ Keys having buddies.

 

[Frostillicus]

This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.

Me too. Are we sure they aren't using a cookie or something though?

Was wondering the same thing myself.. was pretty damn accurate.

Hmmm, I'm either from Indianapolis, Springfield (MO), or Reno.

I'm most likely to live in Minneapolis/St. Paul.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dying here

 

[Mr.Pack]

The only person here who saw Hornsby play was tanner, and until he weighs in Alomar is the right answer, even if he does have aids.

Off the top of my head I'd say Joe Morgan and Jackie Robinson were better than Alomar, but Hornsby is probably the correct answer.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bob you were supposed to get a package today did you get a package today?

 

[strykerpks]

I can't wait for like 20 years when Krista has tried to live in every city and she posts here "Ok, now how about Tulsa, Milwaukee, and Helena. Thoughts?"

Then I can say "Milwaukee is an up and coming city"

Yeah, that'll be nice.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Sitting on the Tarmac in St. Louis, sup Bob. Flying with a dog, he is very grumpy.

 

[krista4]

I can't wait for like 20 years when Krista has tried to live in every city and she posts here "Ok, now how about Tulsa, Milwaukee, and Helena. Thoughts?"

Then I can say "Milwaukee is an up and coming city"

Yeah, that'll be nice.

 

[Annyong]

Aurora, Rockford, and Chicago. Pretty accurate. All within an hour or so from me.

 

[UniAlias]

These new Ford commercials with snotty little kids asking for Ford vehicles in Santa's lap make me want to stab someone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.

Yeah, very accurate. Linked me to Fresno which is only a couple of hours away. Probably didn't match Bakersfield exactly because I try not to the "Dust Bowl" accent creep into my speech too much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dying here

Dreamy

 

[-fish-]

It put me in Santa Rosa, Sacramento or Reno.

About halfway between where I grew up and where I live now, I guess, but still off by a solid 500 miles.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.

Me too. Are we sure they aren't using a cookie or something though?

Was wondering the same thing myself.. was pretty damn accurate.

I retook the quiz and answered the opposite of how I normally speak. The map said I was from Mississippi or Alabama. No cookie conspiracy at work.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Black kid not impressed with white dancers. (keep watching until the part where I show up with full beard)

 

[Annyong]

How do I keep my 2 year old (26 months) from seriously injuring my 10 month old? He just wants to hug and play with him but he is way too aggressive. The poor kid has a couple cuts on his face right now.

 

[-fish-]

How do I keep my 2 year old (26 months) from seriously injuring my 10 month old? He just wants to hug and play with him but he is way too aggressive. The poor kid has a couple cuts on his face right now.

bubble wrap

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob you were supposed to get a package today did you get a package today?

No, sorry GB. Notice they are delivering on Sunday around here though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting on the Tarmac in St. Louis, sup Bob. Flying with a dog, he is very grumpy.

I used to live 5 miles from there.

 

[strykerpks]

How do I keep my 2 year old (26 months) from seriously injuring my 10 month old? He just wants to hug and play with him but he is way too aggressive. The poor kid has a couple cuts on his face right now.

bubble wrap

Whiskey

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How do I keep my 2 year old (26 months) from seriously injuring my 10 month old? He just wants to hug and play with him but he is way too aggressive. The poor kid has a couple cuts on his face right now.

bubble wrap

Just make sure you cut holes so he can breathe. Boy was that an embarrassing trip at the ER.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I have two friends who lived in Seattle for 6 years or so. They both regret having left to come back east.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm going to name my band Bubble Wrap and Whiskey

 

[Frostillicus]

This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.

Me too. Are we sure they aren't using a cookie or something though?

Was wondering the same thing myself.. was pretty damn accurate.

I retook the quiz and answered the opposite of how I normally speak. The map said I was from Mississippi or Alabama. No cookie conspiracy at work.

I retook it and gave whatever answer I thought was the dumbest sounding. My top three were Jersey City, New York City, and New Orleans.

 

[krista4]

I have two friends who lived in Seattle for 6 years or so. They both regret having left to come back east.

Interesting.

I'm going to name my band Bubble Wrap and Whiskey

Would see.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Admit it, guys. We've all tried at least once.

Skeptical

Baywatch

Makes total sense

lol Santa

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, how's Mrs Pack doing today?

Doing pretty good. In a lot of pain, but it seems to be subsiding a little bit, still taking Vocodin or Percocet every 4hrs. Merissa came home today so that has her spirits up. Our best friends made us dinner and dropped it off so that's a win right there!

Hopefully she'll be in less pain tomorrow.

Thanks for asking GB!

 

[Annyong]

How do I keep my 2 year old (26 months) from seriously injuring my 10 month old? He just wants to hug and play with him but he is way too aggressive. The poor kid has a couple cuts on his face right now.

bubble wrap

Whiskey

Tried that, now I'm into my garage beer.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, how's Mrs Pack doing today?

Thanks for asking GB, I guess I should have read on before answered!

 

[strykerpks]

Pack, how's Mrs Pack doing today?

Doing pretty good. In a lot of pain, but it seems to be subsiding a little bit, still taking Vocodin or Percocet every 4hrs. Merissa came home today so that has her spirits up. Our best friends made us dinner and dropped it off so that's a win right there!

Hopefully she'll be in less pain tomorrow.

Thanks for asking GB!

Hey GB, I have nothing going this weekend so if you need groceries or anything else, just let me know.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mrs. SLB is in bed with a Y chromosome headache so I decided to make the boys chocolate chip waffles for dinner. It was very close to this.

SLB, is beerhole still on? I see the list disappeared from your sig.

 

[Annyong]

I only have like 36 Busch Lights left. The last 30 were supposed to be part of a gift for my BIL though.

 

[charvik]

In all seriousness (?) I did receive a package:

1 bottle of American Harvest Organic Vodka

1 large bag of Red Hot Riplets

1 suspicious looking Gooey Bitter Kake (note Kake, with a K)

1 CD with Megadeth, Greatest Hits, and 1 travel poker kit, 1 St Louis Cardinals towel http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk118/charvik/IMG_1543.jpg

VHS: North Dallas Forty

VHS: Total Access '95 (Chiefs?)

2 Fast 2 Furious DVD

1 Jar of FLARP Noise Putty

1 odd looking "Satisfaction Guaranteed" box

2014 St Louis Zoo Calendar

2 Magazines with Cardinals World Series Articles

2 Rams Season Ticket Holder lanyards

Awesome box GBSLB!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB is in bed with a Y chromosome headache so I decided to make the boys chocolate chip waffles for dinner. It was very close to this.

SLB, is beerhole still on? I see the list disappeared from your sig.

Yes it is. I'm waiting to hear back from Stryker on one thing.

In all seriousness (?) I did receive a package:

1 bottle of American Harvest Organic Vodka

1 large bag of Red Hot Riplets

1 suspicious looking Gooey Bitter Kake (note Kake, with a K)

1 CD with Megadeth, Greatest Hits, and 1 travel poker kit, 1 St Louis Cardinals towel http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk118/charvik/IMG_1543.jpg

VHS: North Dallas Forty

VHS: Total Access '95 (Chiefs?)

2 Fast 2 Furious DVD

1 Jar of FLARP Noise Putty

1 odd looking "Satisfaction Guaranteed" box

2014 St Louis Zoo Calendar

2 Magazines with Cardinals World Series Articles

2 Rams Season Ticket Holder lanyards

Awesome box GBSLB!

I found the Megadeath CD on my walk.

 

[Tiger Fan]

This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.

Me too. Are we sure they aren't using a cookie or something though?

Was wondering the same thing myself.. was pretty damn accurate.

I retook the quiz and answered the opposite of how I normally speak. The map said I was from Mississippi or Alabama. No cookie conspiracy at work.

I retook it and gave whatever answer I thought was the dumbest sounding. My top three were Jersey City, New York City, and New Orleans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

lol Santa

the flashes at the end

 

[Abraham]

In the least surprising event ever in the history of ever, we had Christmas with my side of the family and my wife ended up in tears.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When I was 22-23, the owner of the company I was working for hired his daughter as a sales consultant. She was fresh out of law school and an in your face, no back down, feminist kind of broad. There was a sales meeting and my Dad asked who wanted to work with her. The almost all male sales force laughed. I raised my hand, I will.

A little annoying? Sure. Solid as gold though. She knew people, made appointments and I shut them down. Time after time. We were a great team. It was glorious. I still have clients from back then.

I could really use her now. Of course she's extremely well off and her Dad ####ed my Dad over though. I bet if I asked....

Huh, didn't really think that was how I was going to end that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the least surprising event ever in the history of ever, we had Christmas with my side of the family and my wife ended up in tears.

I hope it was the joyful ones GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Charv, I wanted to get some Silly Putty® and make you a cast of my vag head but ran out of time. Sorry.

 

[Abraham]

In the least surprising event ever in the history of ever, we had Christmas with my side of the family and my wife ended up in tears.

I hope it was the joyful ones GB.

No. And I ducking told her it would happen on the way there. But if course she insisted she would be fine. Then my loud sister in law got louder and our daughter didn't want to have a slumber party with her cousins and now the whole evening sucks and I don't have any smokes. Cool. Merry Christmas.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, how's Mrs Pack doing today?

Doing pretty good. In a lot of pain, but it seems to be subsiding a little bit, still taking Vocodin or Percocet every 4hrs. Merissa came home today so that has her spirits up. Our best friends made us dinner and dropped it off so that's a win right there!

Hopefully she'll be in less pain tomorrow.

Thanks for asking GB!

Hey GB, I have nothing going this weekend so if you need groceries or anything else, just let me know.

Much appreciated GB. Now with the daughter home it is a HUGE help. I'll be able to get out of here in the morning and do a little shopping,

Thanks for the offer, I truly appreciate it!

 

[Annyong]

Im pretty sure I like this Trailer Park Boys show. How have I never seen this?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

SLB> I'm on the Texans too. Line's moving against the public there.

 

[T Bell]

I can't wait for like 20 years when Krista has tried to live in every city and she posts here "Ok, now how about Tulsa, Milwaukee, and Helena. Thoughts?"

Then I can say "Milwaukee is an up and coming city"

Yeah, that'll be nice.

Once she starts listing Pacoima as an option I'm just going to mail her a pistol.

 

[krista4]

I can't wait for like 20 years when Krista has tried to live in every city and she posts here "Ok, now how about Tulsa, Milwaukee, and Helena. Thoughts?"

Then I can say "Milwaukee is an up and coming city"

Yeah, that'll be nice.

Once she starts listing Pacoima as an option I'm just going to mail her a pistol.

Thanks for having my back, GB.

 

[bentley]

That Lockheed Martin Boy Scout thread reminds me again that I really hope my boys don't join the Scouts. There's plenty of opportunities for camping, fishing, working on #### around the house, etc. without being forced to do it with a bunch of people I don't really want to be around in the absence of alcohol.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Im pretty sure I like this Trailer Park Boys show. How have I never seen this?

I drafted it in a tv show draft about 3 years ago. It didn't get a high grade from Tim or whoever else graded it but they were dumb.

 

[strykerpks]

Im pretty sure I like this Trailer Park Boys show. How have I never seen this?

I drafted it in a tv show draft about 3 years ago. It didn't get a high grade from Tim or whoever else graded it but they were dumb.

I would say that Rude is in my top 5 guys I'd like to have a beer with, but that might have been the nerdiest post in the history of ever.