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Annyong said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Annyong said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
For any fantasy bases enthusiasts in the GMTAN that are interested (bogie and GM already abored): http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703503
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Are they doing any redraft leagues over there?
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:shrug: My league is more fun.
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But I'm already in a keeper league. 2 keeper league's is too many.
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Should be some Cake openings. PM Shuke. (actually true)

 
YSR said:
Guys, Uruk has Denver 5, Seattle 6 and Denver 6, Seattle 3.

If Guster was really up to something, UH would have the best squares because Guster wouldn't think he would have to pay out.
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:lol:

Anyone remember who was gonna win until the Ravens took the safety at the end? I'm sure he/she was wishing bad mojo on me, too.

 
mr roboto said:
mr roboto, on 29 Jan 2014 - 11:50 PM, said:I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.
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I had to pick up my daughter from basketball practice at 6:30 last night. Leaving everything to the last possible moment like always, I ran out the door at about 6:10, needing to go to the ATM, liquor store and dry cleaner and get to the gym in 20 minutes.

I almost never have any cash on me, but I needed to get $100 for my son to take on an out-of-town school trip. While my part of Baltimore is far from shady, I still get a little uncomfortable hitting the ATM at night, so I pulled up as close to the ATM as I could be without actually parking in the handicapped spot right next to it - I was in a little lane that said "No Parking to allow ramp access." Is it right to partially obstruct a handicapped spot? No. Was a handicapped person going to be pulling up in the 35 seconds it took to complete my transaction? Probably not.

So while I'm getting my money, another car pulls up and the guy gets out to go to the ATM next to the one I'm using. I grab my cash, walk by him (kind of a strange looking older dude) and jump into my car because now I only have about 14 minutes for the rest of my errands. The car door felt a little weird as I opened it up, and then felt weird as I pulled it closed - that's funny, I thought. Just then the kind of strange older dude starts talking real loud, something like "You've got my card!" Wow, that guy really is strange, yelling at the ATM.

So I go to grab my keys out of my coat pocket, and that's when I realize the car is already running. And I look up, and the strange guy isn't yelling at the ATM, he's yelling at me: "You're in my car!" Which I was, explaining why the car door felt so weird. He wanted to come over, but I think he was afraid to leave the ATM in mid-transaction, and perhaps also was a little afraid that I was a potentially armed carjacker.

So I got out, said sorry, got in my car and got the hell out of there. There are two valuable lessons I take from this story:

1. If that guy hadn't parked in the handicapped spot, none of this would have ever happened.

2. He shouldn't have left his car running while he used the ATM.

 
mr roboto said:
I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.
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I did this at a Cubs game years ago.

Game was coming to an end as me and my buddy are walking out of Wrigley. As I start getting closer to the car, I start looking for my keys. Unable to find them, panic mode starts setting in. I get to the car hoping that I locked them in the car, because at least then I would where they are. Dropping them somewhere probably means not finding them. We get to the car and look through the windows. Nothing on the seat, nothing on the floor.....####!

Defeated, I lean up against the car and start wondering what to do next.

Then I realize the car's vibrating.................. look back in the car and sure enough, there the keys are in the ignition with the car still running.

 
The_Man said:
mr roboto said:
mr roboto, on 29 Jan 2014 - 11:50 PM, said:I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.
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I had to pick up my daughter from basketball practice at 6:30 last night. Leaving everything to the last possible moment like always, I ran out the door at about 6:10, needing to go to the ATM, liquor store and dry cleaner and get to the gym in 20 minutes.

I almost never have any cash on me, but I needed to get $100 for my son to take on an out-of-town school trip. While my part of Baltimore is far from shady, I still get a little uncomfortable hitting the ATM at night, so I pulled up as close to the ATM as I could be without actually parking in the handicapped spot right next to it - I was in a little lane that said "No Parking to allow ramp access." Is it right to partially obstruct a handicapped spot? No. Was a handicapped person going to be pulling up in the 35 seconds it took to complete my transaction? Probably not.

So while I'm getting my money, another car pulls up and the guy gets out to go to the ATM next to the one I'm using. I grab my cash, walk by him (kind of a strange looking older dude) and jump into my car because now I only have about 14 minutes for the rest of my errands. The car door felt a little weird as I opened it up, and then felt weird as I pulled it closed - that's funny, I thought. Just then the kind of strange older dude starts talking real loud, something like "You've got my card!" Wow, that guy really is strange, yelling at the ATM.

So I go to grab my keys out of my coat pocket, and that's when I realize the car is already running. And I look up, and the strange guy isn't yelling at the ATM, he's yelling at me: "You're in my car!" Which I was, explaining why the car door felt so weird. He wanted to come over, but I think he was afraid to leave the ATM in mid-transaction, and perhaps also was a little afraid that I was a potentially armed carjacker.

So I got out, said sorry, got in my car and got the hell out of there. There are two valuable lessons I take from this story:

1. If that guy hadn't parked in the handicapped spot, none of this would have ever happened.

2. He shouldn't have left his car running while he used the ATM.
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lol

 
The_Man said:
mr roboto said:
mr roboto, on 29 Jan 2014 - 11:50 PM, said:I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.
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I had to pick up my daughter from basketball practice at 6:30 last night. Leaving everything to the last possible moment like always, I ran out the door at about 6:10, needing to go to the ATM, liquor store and dry cleaner and get to the gym in 20 minutes.

I almost never have any cash on me, but I needed to get $100 for my son to take on an out-of-town school trip. While my part of Baltimore is far from shady, I still get a little uncomfortable hitting the ATM at night, so I pulled up as close to the ATM as I could be without actually parking in the handicapped spot right next to it - I was in a little lane that said "No Parking to allow ramp access." Is it right to partially obstruct a handicapped spot? No. Was a handicapped person going to be pulling up in the 35 seconds it took to complete my transaction? Probably not.

So while I'm getting my money, another car pulls up and the guy gets out to go to the ATM next to the one I'm using. I grab my cash, walk by him (kind of a strange looking older dude) and jump into my car because now I only have about 14 minutes for the rest of my errands. The car door felt a little weird as I opened it up, and then felt weird as I pulled it closed - that's funny, I thought. Just then the kind of strange older dude starts talking real loud, something like "You've got my card!" Wow, that guy really is strange, yelling at the ATM.

So I go to grab my keys out of my coat pocket, and that's when I realize the car is already running. And I look up, and the strange guy isn't yelling at the ATM, he's yelling at me: "You're in my car!" Which I was, explaining why the car door felt so weird. He wanted to come over, but I think he was afraid to leave the ATM in mid-transaction, and perhaps also was a little afraid that I was a potentially armed carjacker.

So I got out, said sorry, got in my car and got the hell out of there. There are two valuable lessons I take from this story:

1. If that guy hadn't parked in the handicapped spot, none of this would have ever happened.

2. He shouldn't have left his car running while he used the ATM.
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:lol:

Did you ever catch the doughnut-making imbecile in your neighborhood?

 
The_Man said:
mr roboto said:
mr roboto, on 29 Jan 2014 - 11:50 PM, said:I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.
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I had to pick up my daughter from basketball practice at 6:30 last night. Leaving everything to the last possible moment like always, I ran out the door at about 6:10, needing to go to the ATM, liquor store and dry cleaner and get to the gym in 20 minutes.

I almost never have any cash on me, but I needed to get $100 for my son to take on an out-of-town school trip. While my part of Baltimore is far from shady, I still get a little uncomfortable hitting the ATM at night, so I pulled up as close to the ATM as I could be without actually parking in the handicapped spot right next to it - I was in a little lane that said "No Parking to allow ramp access." Is it right to partially obstruct a handicapped spot? No. Was a handicapped person going to be pulling up in the 35 seconds it took to complete my transaction? Probably not.

So while I'm getting my money, another car pulls up and the guy gets out to go to the ATM next to the one I'm using. I grab my cash, walk by him (kind of a strange looking older dude) and jump into my car because now I only have about 14 minutes for the rest of my errands. The car door felt a little weird as I opened it up, and then felt weird as I pulled it closed - that's funny, I thought. Just then the kind of strange older dude starts talking real loud, something like "You've got my card!" Wow, that guy really is strange, yelling at the ATM.

So I go to grab my keys out of my coat pocket, and that's when I realize the car is already running. And I look up, and the strange guy isn't yelling at the ATM, he's yelling at me: "You're in my car!" Which I was, explaining why the car door felt so weird. He wanted to come over, but I think he was afraid to leave the ATM in mid-transaction, and perhaps also was a little afraid that I was a potentially armed carjacker.

So I got out, said sorry, got in my car and got the hell out of there. There are two valuable lessons I take from this story:

1. If that guy hadn't parked in the handicapped spot, none of this would have ever happened.

2. He shouldn't have left his car running while he used the ATM.
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This is fantastic.

 
True Detective good?

About to jump in and didn't want to nab any spoilers in the official thread. Which from the outside looks like a cluster#### unto itself.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
wadegarrett said:
True Detective good?

About to jump in and didn't want to nab any spoilers in the official thread. Which from the outside looks like a cluster#### unto itself.
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The show is very good so far.

The thread is, as usual, a clearing-house for mildly ertared yokels who find Scooby-Doo "hard to follow".
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Yes, there isn't an explosion every 10 minutes, so some people think it's "slow."

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
wadegarrett said:
True Detective good?

About to jump in and didn't want to nab any spoilers in the official thread. Which from the outside looks like a cluster#### unto itself.
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The show is very good so far.

The thread is, as usual, a clearing-house for mildly ertared yokels who find Scooby-Doo "hard to follow".
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Yes, there isn't an explosion every 10 minutes, so some people think it's "slow."
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Then there are the mooks that just because they got a "B" in English B5 (Survey of American Lit) at Modesto Junior College they can (and need to) analyze/dissect everything.

And don't get me started on the Kreskins that think they need to try to guess what's going to happen 3-4 episodes from now.

 
Joe Buck was on my local radio show this morning and somebody texted in asking him to say "marijuana" and "beast mode" at least twice to win prop bets. He said NFW and then made a funny remark about what a d-bag he would sound like saying beast mode and how Aikman would kick his ###. I know a lot of you hate Buck but he's a funny mother ####er.

 
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