GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[Otis]

It's a trap!

omg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're all rooting for our Badgers too.

Not all of us. Zona is the last team I have in the bracket. I'm just looking to not come in last.

how come you didn't get in the 6 pack pool?

Not sure what that is. I normally don't do brackets but a guy at work set one up for $10. I am in last place by 10pts. Our school secretary is winning right now. She told me "I don't like basketball. I made most of the picks based on their uniform colors." She's 43/57.

That's a very odd rating scale. Are you the new offdee?

Yes but I'm not gay.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

Be thankful you didn't have to experience the idiocy in real time.

 

[Thorn]

Just found out my firm may be dissolving in 7 days. Yay

oof

sorry gb

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://imgur.com/oStqqJC

I don't know who a single person is in that poster. Although maybe the front middle dude is Steve Austin?

that's ####### Goldberg you dork

Sorry. I wish I was cooler.

 

[belljr]

http://imgur.com/oStqqJC

I don't know who a single person is in that poster. Although maybe the front middle dude is Steve Austin?

that's ####### Goldberg you dork

Sorry. I wish I was cooler.

I may have change my sig for not recognizing a popular wrestler from the 90s....

 

[T Bell]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

This just in.

 

[T Bell]

It's a trap!

If I'm honest, as long as I'm not seeing crank, I can happily enjoy shemale titty pics.

It's actually possible to be too honest

I try to share and you make me feel bad.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

The TV drama threads are like a clearing house for mouth-breathers.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

It's funny because it's so awful. (That thread). Good Tanner shtick in there at least. You missed all the Gekko posts too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://imgur.com/oStqqJC

I don't know who a single person is in that poster. Although maybe the front middle dude is Steve Austin?

that's ####### Goldberg you dork

Sorry. I wish I was cooler.

I may have change my sig for not recognizing a popular wrestler from the 90s....

Sorry. I was busy not watching wrestling. Ever.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

The TV drama threads are like a clearing house for mouth-breathers.

I think those mouthbreathers are up to something.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

It's funny because it's so awful. (That thread). Good Tanner shtick in there at least. You missed all the Gekko posts too.

I think gekko is my one ignored user now.

 

[T Bell]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

The TV drama threads are like a clearing house for mouth-breathers.

I think those mouthbreathers are up to something.

You mean besides cottonmouth at 3 a.m.?

 

[krista4]

I don't think I've ever read another TV drama thread here, so I didn't know about the mouthbreathers. It was like an accident, though--I just couldn't look away. Tanner shtick was definitely gold in there.

at T Bell; I tend to think people here are pretty smart, but that's probably because I just go to the GMTAN mostly.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

The TV drama threads are like a clearing house for mouth-breathers.

I think those mouthbreathers are up to something.

 

[shuke]

I am currently glued to the live feed from the wireless surveillance camera I put in after having the second package from Amazon come up missing from my doorstep. (At least, as far as I know they both made it to my doorstep.) Expecting a delivery today so I am hoping to catch the ******* as it happens.

I am going to be pissed if I get home and my order is waiting for me!

Good luck with your theft, GB.

I'm such an idiot.Was piddling around the house this afternoon when I noticed what appeared to be some trash that had blown in behind my hose reel (not a euphemism). Turns out, our normal delivery guy must have had the day off and didn't tell the sub where he usually hides the packages (also not a euphemism).

Silver lining: I have a fancy new motion-detecting security camera that sent me 195 emails of videos of my rose bush blowing around (this one is a euphemism) because it's a little windy today.

 

[shuke]

Chess time - if I were the maker, id have a way to charge for a premium feature where as soon as you submit a move, it waits 10 seconds before making it official. Maybe. $5 a month for the feature. In pretty much every game I'll make a move that I immediately regret.

It already asks you to confirm your move.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't think I've ever read another TV drama thread here, so I didn't know about the mouthbreathers. It was like an accident, though--I just couldn't look away. Tanner shtick was definitely gold in there.

at T Bell; I tend to think people here are pretty smart, but that's probably because I just go to the GMTAN mostly.

Once I started skipping all the "here's what I think is gonna happen!" posts, the threads are a little more tolerable.

So in the TD thread, I was really only reading 25% of the posts.

 

[Gadzooks]

I watched four True Detective episodes yesterday and then finished the rest of it today. I started reading the TD thread here along with each episode. Conclusion: There are some really stupid people here.

1 Happy birthday

2 I love you

3 where do you rank TD?

 

[shuke]

shuke> "season 2" girlfriend in the Netflix commercial. tell me about her.

Can I get a link? I'm too focused on AT&T Lily to really worry about anyone else these days.

 

[Gadzooks]

We're all rooting for our Badgers too.

Not all of us. Zona is the last team I have in the bracket. I'm just looking to not come in last.

how come you didn't get in the 6 pack pool?

Not sure what that is. I normally don't do brackets but a guy at work set one up for $10. I am in last place by 10pts. Our school secretary is winning right now. She told me "I don't like basketball. I made most of the picks based on their uniform colors." She's 43/57.

gmtan text folks. Ship the winner some brewskis.

I'm sending 6 pack and slightly used porn.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm out.

 

[shuke]

Sorry to hear, fish. So now what?

 

[shuke]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm out.

You're so in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####. I was playing tight too. I'm so much better at a cash game. It makes you think to actually have to throw a couple hundred real dollars into a pot. Chips, not so much. Ten bucks on the line. /endpokerrantlikeastupidstupidbitch

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm out.

You're so in.

 

[Annyong]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Somebody had to fill the void that Sbarro has left. I hope Subway starts making those double decker things.

 

[Annyong]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm out.

You're so in.

 

[Annyong]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Somebody had to fill the void that Sbarro has left. I hope Subway starts making those double decker things.

the ones with the crust on top where you pour sauce all over it? those were awesome when i was fat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

 

[Annyong]

Going to see Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden in July. Pretty excited about that actually.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Somebody had to fill the void that Sbarro has left. I hope Subway starts making those double decker things.

the ones with the crust on top where you pour sauce all over it? those were awesome when i was fat.

Sometimes I would like to be fat. Malt or milkshake with every meal. That's the way I would go.

 

[Annyong]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

Oh, I drink a lot

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

You have to come to California to get real, authentic Taco Bell. It's delicious.

 

[T Bell]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

Watch out for the Missouri gourmand!

 

[Annyong]

I'm gonna go out in my garage and work on restoring a school desk for my boys and drink beer and listen to music and drink beer.

 

[Gadzooks]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

Oh, I drink a lot

Which is why I love you.

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

You have to come to California to get real, authentic Taco Bell. It's delicious.

We have plenty "real" Mexican joints around here. That's where I go when I need my fix.

 

[Annyong]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

You have to come to California to get real, authentic Taco Bell. It's delicious.

I find myself there more often than I would like ever since Homer told me about the Cheesy Gordita Crunch w/ double "meat product"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

Watch out for the Missouri gourmand!

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

The first thing you need to say is "so I kinda got penis warts..."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

Oh, I drink a lot

Which is why I love you.

I'm still working up the courage to have Taco Bell breakfast

I haven't had Taco Bell in 20 years. I had friends that worked at one when we were in HS. Deplorable standards. No thanks.

You have to come to California to get real, authentic Taco Bell. It's delicious.

We have plenty "real" Mexican joints around here. That's where I go when I need my fix.

That's what they tell you.

 

[Annyong]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Hopefully he just has a pimple on his back that needs a squeezing.

 

[shuke]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

I can guarantee I'll never eat one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

I can guarantee I'll never eat one.

Oh please.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Going to see Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden in July. Pretty excited about that actually.

How do you plan on getting there? A time machine?