GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Zooks, gal set up some sort of chat deal on FB. GB that came out as gay a month or so ago said he would come over to drink with me but he was stuck in Troy which is a small city west of here. I replied, you should have used more lube. None of these other broads knows he's gay. At least I think.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's what they tell you.

The one place is the BIL of a GB of mine. He was illegal and everything.

 

[T Bell]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Even money someone cheated. I've had that discussion.

 

[Annyong]

Going to see Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden in July. Pretty excited about that actually.

How do you plan on getting there? A time machine?

Thats funny, my old balls brother Wrigley saw Soundgarden at some tiny bar in Chicago before they got big.

 

[shuke]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

I can guarantee I'll never eat one.

Oh please.

I'm talking about Subway's flatizza, not pizza. Hell, I've had pizza twice in the past 28 hours.

 

[-fish-]

fish, I think we're all wondering which "The Talk" you got last night?

Whichever talk results in me realizing the person across the table from me is insane, so I'm just going to try to avoid arguing and get as drunk as possible

 

[Annyong]

I've had some gnarly farts lately. Hot boxed my truck today and my son made a face.

 

[Limp Ditka]

fish, I think we're all wondering which "The Talk" you got last night?

Whichever talk results in me realizing the person across the table from me is insane, so I'm just going to try to avoid arguing and get as drunk as possible

you mean currently across the table from you, amirite?

 

[Annyong]

fish, I think we're all wondering which "The Talk" you got last night?

Whichever talk results in me realizing the person across the table from me is insane, so I'm just going to try to avoid arguing and get as drunk as possible

Thats the spirit!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Even money someone cheated. I've had that discussion.

Good call.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Even money someone cheated. I've had that discussion.

Good call.

zooks friend with another guy friend of theirs.

 

[T Bell]

fish, I think we're all wondering which "The Talk" you got last night?

Whichever talk results in me realizing the person across the table from me is insane, so I'm just going to try to avoid arguing and get as drunk as possible

Which particular brand of ♀ insanity were you exposed to out of the ∞ possible?

 

[Annyong]

Hey Abe, sorry I was mean to you yesterday. Oh and I stopped at my parents house today but completely forgot about the sign

 

[St. Louis Bob]

fish, I think we're all wondering which "The Talk" you got last night?

Whichever talk results in me realizing the person across the table from me is insane, so I'm just going to try to avoid arguing and get as drunk as possible

That doesn't solve anything. You need to plot out your next move. Who am I kidding, get drunk as possible.

You're a smart guy, things will work out brother.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

I can guarantee I'll never eat one.

Oh please.

I'm talking about Subway's flatizza, not pizza. Hell, I've had pizza twice in the past 28 hours.

I stand by my original statement.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Even money someone cheated. I've had that discussion.

Good call.

zooks friend with another guy friend of theirs.

Zooks got drunk and nailed her? Plausible.

 

[Annyong]

Suck a #### Abe

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hey Abe, sorry I was mean to you yesterday. Oh and I stopped at my parents house today but completely forgot about the sign

Why do you own a NASCAR sign?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When we had breakfast at IHOP today, somebody alerted the staff to a birthday boy (man). You've seen this before. Everybody is singing and Dylan says "man, what is this world coming to?". I've been laughing all day about that.

 

[T Bell]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

There are so many ways to go with this. I need a moment.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

LINK

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Chicks are generally really horny right before that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

LINK

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

There are so many ways to go with this. I need a moment.

 

[-fish-]

Sorry to hear, fish. So now what?

Today was super weird. I'll give a more detailed update later if I remember but I think I'll be fine

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm also really proud of my boys and how polite they have been doing all of this stuff. Never missed a "please" or "thank you" the entire time. They might grow up to scumbags like their dad but #######it, they better be polite when the do it. #humblebrag

 

[Annyong]

Hey Abe, sorry I was mean to you yesterday. Oh and I stopped at my parents house today but completely forgot about the sign

Why do you own a NASCAR sign?

My buddy ows a bowling alley and gave it to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BADGERS!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry to hear, fish. So now what?

Today was super weird. I'll give a more detailed update later if I remember but I think I'll be fine

Shouldn't you be drinking?

 

[Annyong]

I'm also really proud of my boys and how polite they have been doing all of this stuff. Never missed a "please" or "thank you" the entire time. They might grow up to scumbags like their dad but #######it, they better be polite when the do it. #humblebrag

My oldest son is only about 2.5 years old and he says "please" and "thank you" for everything. One thing I'm doing right I guess.

 

[T Bell]

I'm also really proud of my boys and how polite they have been doing all of this stuff. Never missed a "please" or "thank you" the entire time. They might grow up to scumbags like their dad but #######it, they better be polite when the do it. #humblebrag

Girls' parents love the scumbags who say "please" and "thank you", and look you in they eye. Of course, if you're such a scumbag you get to think in those moments things like, "Your lovely daughter loves to be choked", and, "She calls me 'daddy' too."

 

[-fish-]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

The GF often says that sex triggers hers

 

[T Bell]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

Hint: MoP's her husband.

 

[-fish-]

Sorry to hear, fish. So now what?

Today was super weird. I'll give a more detailed update later if I remember but I think I'll be fine

Shouldn't you be drinking?

I'm currently drinking an IPA and a bouton and coke, and I just won a bet on this Wisconsin game and told my gf to #### herself. I have a lot of #### going on

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

The GF often says that sex triggers hers

Same thing

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hey, you guys hear about Subway's new invention? THEY ####ING INVENTED THE PIZZA!

Is it any good?

I can guarantee I'll never eat one.

Oh please.

I'm talking about Subway's flatizza, not pizza. Hell, I've had pizza twice in the past 28 hours.

I've had one. Not bad.

 

[shuke]

When we had breakfast at IHOP today, somebody alerted the staff to a birthday boy (man). You've seen this before. Everybody is singing and Dylan says "man, what is this world coming to?". I've been laughing all day about that.

 

[shuke]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

The GF often says that sex triggers hers

Same thing

This is a weird conversation.

 

[Otis]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

The GF often says that sex triggers hers

Same thing

This is a weird conversation.

Creepy.

 

[-fish-]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?The GF often says that sex triggers hers

Same thing

This is a weird conversation.

Agreed

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm also really proud of my boys and how polite they have been doing all of this stuff. Never missed a "please" or "thank you" the entire time. They might grow up to scumbags like their dad but #######it, they better be polite when the do it. #humblebrag

My oldest son is only about 2.5 years old and he says "please" and "thank you" for everything. One thing I'm doing right I guess.

I hear that brother.

I'm also really proud of my boys and how polite they have been doing all of this stuff. Never missed a "please" or "thank you" the entire time. They might grow up to scumbags like their dad but #######it, they better be polite when the do it. #humblebrag

Girls' parents love the scumbags who say "please" and "thank you", and look you in they eye. Of course, if you're such a scumbag you get to think in those moments things like, "Your lovely daughter loves to be choked", and, "She calls me 'daddy' too."

That's what I'm trying to teach them. You can rob a bank if you say please and thank you with a smile on your face.

Sorry to hear, fish. So now what?

Today was super weird. I'll give a more detailed update later if I remember but I think I'll be fine

Shouldn't you be drinking?

I'm currently drinking an IPA and a bouton and coke, and I just won a bet on this Wisconsin game and told my gf to #### herself. I have a lot of #### going on

If there's one thing I've learned in life, and particularly here, we all have a bunch of #### going on. That's cool man. I'll STF U now but I sincerely feel for you.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

Hint: MoP's her husband.

I've fulfilled my duty twice in the last 2 days.

 

[T Bell]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

Hint: MoP's her husband.

I've fulfilled my duty twice in the last 2 days.

The trash won't take itself out.

 

[Thorn]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

rooting for gay

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Does anyone else's wife ask for sex to induce a period?

Why would she want to induce a period?

Hint: MoP's her husband.

I've fulfilled my duty twice in the last 2 days.

The trash won't take itself out.

She went to see some Lars Von Trier movie with the girls and hasn't left me alone since she got home.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When we had breakfast at IHOP today, somebody alerted the staff to a birthday boy (man). You've seen this before. Everybody is singing and Dylan says "man, what is this world coming to?". I've been laughing all day about that.

I wish I had it on film. He says that with his eyebrows raised, shaking his head, then he took a drink of his chocolate milk out of the straw. It was pretty awesome.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Whoa, a GB just called and said he has to come over to talk to me about something. I told him to wait until the basketball game is over and he said he was on his way and it's really important and I'm the only one he can talk to about this. I'm guessing he's gay or has cancer. He's married, so probably not gay, but his wife is less attractive than Tre, so maybe he's not into chicks? I hope he's gay and not dying.

Your words, they hurt.

 

[krista4]

Oh, one more thing about the TD thread is that I was really sorry I hadn't been there for the Truck title updates. About as sorry to miss that as I was happy to miss the GG posts.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

On Wisconsin!!!'

 

[St. Louis Bob]

On Wisconsin!!!'