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[Frostillicus]

But even though my cousin flamed out in the minors when he played for the St Paul Saints they would always chant beer.....nut whenever he batted which was cool (last name Biernat). One time our whhole family made a whole thing where we all went to a game and he got ejected in the second inning. That ruled.

 

[krista4]

Bo Jackson was a groomsman in a wedding I went to. He was nice. Also, non-ugly.

 

[krista4]

This is the greatest sports card in the history of mankind, right?

Not clicking and will just assume it's an Oscar Gamble card.

The only acceptable answer

Billy

Oh, that's good.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Spoiler

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

Was the underappreciation of print, due to the fact that she had no conception of what it was or due to the fact that she belongs to the last vestige of the cult of the printed word publishing industry n new York and was dumbfounded that you might speculate that the non digitized printed word was dead?

Can you dumb that down? Or I'll read it when I'm sober.

I got this thing gong lately where I just ####### let it flow. Not exactly no filter but damn near - theory being just talk about random #### to keep it light/rolling. This actually works out for me.

But every once in awhile I just totally miss all signals & keep digging a hole but keep going. Or maybe I just missed a lit reference? Thought we were having a fun/flirty time but she was all put off after that.

#### it who cares got a different date tomorrow. New day forget the strikeouts & keep on keeping on.

 

[cosjobs]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

There are no basements in California, stupid.

(Ok, maybe a few old ones. But none of the kick-###, holy #### we're not going to be able to go outside for six months so let's make this awesome variety)

I admit my knowledge of california house achritecture is a weakness.

He's probably living in a bungalow.

Yes but it's a frank Lloyd Wright in Marin County he stole for 750k

 

[cstu]

This is the greatest sports card in the history of mankind, right?

Not clicking and will just assume it's an Oscar Gamble card.

The only acceptable answer

Billy

Never noticed it before but it actually looks nothing like what it's supposed to say. Looks like 'Rock Face'.

 

[Drifter]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Spoiler

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

Spoiler

Was the underappreciation of print, due to the fact that she had no conception of what it was or due to the fact that she belongs to the last vestige of the cult of the printed word publishing industry n new York and was dumbfounded that you might speculate that the non digitized printed word was dead?

Can you dumb that down? Or I'll read it when I'm sober.

I got this thing gong lately where I just ####### let it flow. Not exactly no filter but damn near - theory being just talk about random #### to keep it light/rolling. This actually works out for me.

But every once in awhile I just totally miss all signals & keep digging a hole but keep going. Or maybe I just missed a lit reference? Thought we were having a fun/flirty time but she was all put off after that.

#### it who cares got a different date tomorrow. New day forget the strikeouts & keep on keeping on.

Whatever you are doing it works. Keep doing it

 

[cosjobs]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Spoiler

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

Spoiler

Was the underappreciation of print, due to the fact that she had no conception of what it was or due to the fact that she belongs to the last vestige of the cult of the printed word publishing industry n new York and was dumbfounded that you might speculate that the non digitized printed word was dead?

Can you dumb that down? Or I'll read it when I'm sober.I got this thing gong lately where I just ####### let it flow. Not exactly no filter but damn near - theory being just talk about random #### to keep it light/rolling. This actually works out for me.

But every once in awhile I just totally miss all signals & keep digging a hole but keep going. Or maybe I just missed a lit reference? Thought we were having a fun/flirty time but she was all put off after that.

#### it who cares got a different date tomorrow. New day forget the strikeouts & keep on keeping on.

It d scares me that this is not only comprehensible but makes perfect sense

 

[Limp Ditka]

Drifter - I just liked that reply to Bobby Layne because I was too lazy to go back to the previous page and like the shotvid post.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, folks.

Weather-wise, we coasted through December & January (especially compared to last year). Man,has February made us pay. I don't think my furnace has shut off once in 2 weeks. Today, forecast is for 8-12" of snow and ice. I know we haven't had it as bad as some others, but I'm ready for this ####### winter to end.

 

[YSR]

So I have to get a Doc Holiday skin test every 3 years. I just got the notice that I have to get done by March 10. I'm going to tell the district that I refuse because I don't want the autism.

I just got one in Decenber. I have to get another one this next week, along with a mumps vaccine. Working in health care rules.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Consumption is no joke.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Spoiler

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

Spoiler

Was the underappreciation of print, due to the fact that she had no conception of what it was or due to the fact that she belongs to the last vestige of the cult of the printed word publishing industry n new York and was dumbfounded that you might speculate that the non digitized printed word was dead?

Can you dumb that down? Or I'll read it when I'm sober.I got this thing gong lately where I just ####### let it flow. Not exactly no filter but damn near - theory being just talk about random #### to keep it light/rolling. This actually works out for me.

But every once in awhile I just totally miss all signals & keep digging a hole but keep going. Or maybe I just missed a lit reference? Thought we were having a fun/flirty time but she was all put off after that.

#### it who cares got a different date tomorrow. New day forget the strikeouts & keep on keeping on.>>> <<<

Works in print, division of Random house. Basically gave her a neg (unintentionally) that implied "wow that's a ####### deadline for a 31 y.o."

To repeat, I'm an idiot.

 

[Guster]

Bo Jackson was a groomsman in a wedding I went to. He was nice. Also, non-ugly.

Did you tell him I said hi?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Several years ago, I dated a girl for 2.5+ years (and lived with her).

During that time, I never once farted in front of her and she only did once or twice in a drunken state. There were many times when I had some intestional pains and ran into another room far enough away that I could gain some relief without having the noise or scent intrude.

With the current gf, I have tried to follow a similar path, but have mastered the art of achieving relief without any sound. Fast forward to this week and not once, but twice, she has drunkenly let it rip. This is pretty much a green light to take the relationship to an open, if reserved, farting status, right?

Definitely related

 

[Mr.Pack]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

That's pretty awesome

 

[Tecumseh]

I haven't called play-by-play on a baseball game in about 6 years, but I'm calling my first college game ever at 1pm today. I don't think I've even watched more than a game or two in that timeframe.

 

[fdas2]

I haven't called play-by-play on a baseball game in about 6 years, but I'm calling my first college game ever at 1pm today. I don't think I've even watched more than a game or two in that timeframe.

Get hammered drunk and butcher Rafael Palmerio's name. You'll be in the hall of fame in no time.

 

[Tecumseh]

I haven't called play-by-play on a baseball game in about 6 years, but I'm calling my first college game ever at 1pm today. I don't think I've even watched more than a game or two in that timeframe.

Get hammered drunk and butcher Rafael Palmerio's name. You'll be in the hall of fame in no time.

Hoping to incorporate Tanner baseball shtick.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't called play-by-play on a baseball game in about 6 years, but I'm calling my first college game ever at 1pm today. I don't think I've even watched more than a game or two in that timeframe.

Get hammered drunk and butcher Rafael Palmerio's name. You'll be in the hall of fame in no time.

Hoping to incorporate Tanner baseball shtick.

...and that will bring up Garcia-Vega. Porfillio is batting .224 this month against right-handers with runners with beards in scoring position. Feltersnatch looks back Vitalis on third...from the stretch...low and outside for ball one. The Buckos travel to Des Moines tomorrow to catch Foghat at the State Fair and then they have 17 road games in 6 days against St. Louis, Milwaukee, Mobile, and, oddly enough, themselves. Check-swing foul for strike one. Remember fans: Tuesday the 26th is 'Ticket Stub Night'. The first 5000 fans through the gates get to keep half of their ticket. Fun for the whole family.

 

[Tecumseh]

YES!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Villalobos watches the first pitch end up as a low ball....Javier is known as a contact hitter...back in the Domincan Republic he earned the nickname "El Contact Hitter...ball two...high and outside...tomorrow night is "scarf night"...first 3297 fans through the gate get a hipster scarf...Garrison confers with Feltcher...Interesting fact about Garrison, he was also drafted by the XFL but told them '#### no'...here's the wind up and...Villalobos takes a strike down the pike...just a reminder to you local fans, the Pinnochio parking lot will be closed during the month of July due to hosing off of the blood stains...check-swing for strike two...after the game remember to pick up a 36 pack of Farmer John wieners at Ralphs....Garrison sets and delivers a smoker that just kisses the outsider corner...#### Villalobos...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Submit that to Vin Scully for a reading.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And since Bob says it's baseball season....

"First pitch is a ball, low and outside...Del Campo is batting .265 so far this season. His numbers took a slight dip after the last Game of Thrones episode...check swing for ball number two...remember folks, tomorrow night is Thunder Shirt Night here at Pic n Sav Field, first 1000 fans through the gate get a truss that doesn't work for their dog...Del Campo looks at strike one...Blaylock cleans the mud off his cleats and doesn't look like a total spaz this time...the wind-up...Blaylock throws one into the gap, correction, Del Campo with a line-drive single into right center..."

 

[bostonfred]

I haven't called play-by-play on a baseball game in about 6 years, but I'm calling my first college game ever at 1pm today. I don't think I've even watched more than a game or two in that timeframe.

Get hammered drunk and butcher Rafael Palmerio's name. You'll be in the hall of fame in no time.

Hoping to incorporate Tanner baseball shtick.

...and that will bring up Garcia-Vega. Porfillio is batting .224 this month against right-handers with runners with beards in scoring position. Feltersnatch looks back Vitalis on third...from the stretch...low and outside for ball one. The Buckos travel to Des Moines tomorrow to catch Foghat at the State Fair and then they have 17 road games in 6 days against St. Louis, Milwaukee, Mobile, and, oddly enough, themselves. Check-swing foul for strike one. Remember fans: Tuesday the 26th is 'Ticket Stub Night'. The first 5000 fans through the gates get to keep half of their ticket. Fun for the whole family.

they just scan the bar codes now

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At the 10 second mark there is a cat puking in the background.

(behind the curtains)

At :56 the cat comes back to eat said puke.

I can't stop laughing at this.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"El Contact Hitter"

 

[General Malaise]

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=mitche003rob

Whoa...just looked up my boss. He wasn't lying about the lack of power. Not a bad OBP and steals guy, though. He was once traded for Dave Drebeke (so?). Actually actually true. Wonder if he ever had a baseball card.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=mitche003rob

Whoa...just looked up my boss. He wasn't lying about the lack of power. Not a bad OBP and steals guy, though. He was once traded for Dave Drebeke (so?). Actually actually true. Wonder if he ever had a baseball card.

Ask him about the game he pitched.

 

[Frostillicus]

Dave Dravecky:

• April 5, 1981: Traded by the Pittsburgh Pirates to the San Diego Padres for Bobby Mitchell (minors).

Story checks out.

 

[cstu]

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=mitche003rob

Whoa...just looked up my boss. He wasn't lying about the lack of power. Not a bad OBP and steals guy, though. He was once traded for Dave Drebeke (so?). Actually actually true. Wonder if he ever had a baseball card.

Hawaii doesn't seem like a bad spot to be stuck in AAA.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dave Drebeke (so?).

 

[cstu]

For someone who has never played, the Clash of Clans thread reads like Onslaught.

 

[shuke]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

"dickface"? I thought you said you were in. GFY.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

"dickface"? I thought you said you were in. GFY.

I was referring to the commish of B league. I like most of you guys, but I really want nothing to do with him.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I will still GFY btw.

 

[shuke]

BTW, I don't know why that dickface thinks I'm in the Cake B league. I'd rather be in a league with Zangrilli.

"dickface"? I thought you said you were in. GFY.

I was referring to the commish of B league. I like most of you guys, but I really want nothing to do with him.

Oh.

 

[cstu]

Why America Exists

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

:boner:

I've never seen Alien or Roadhouse though.

 

[Frostillicus]

See Roadhouse soon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal was fiddle ####### around with his coat at school yesterday they way spazs are known to do and caught himself in the eye with the zipper. I got up to school about 1.5 hours later to asses to situation and the school nurse said he wouldn't open his eyelid for her to check it out because he said it hurt too bad. So I tell Cal that he needs to open his eyelid so I can check it out telling him you probably didn't know this but I used to be a doctor. He replies "you told me you were a world famous football player?". This was in front of the nurse and the school counselor.

 

[cstu]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

:boner:

I've never seen Alien or Roadhouse though.

Your marriage is doomed to failure until you do.

 

[cstu]

Cal was fiddle ####### around with his coat at school yesterday they way spazs are known to do and caught himself in the eye with the zipper. I got up to school about 1.5 hours later to asses to situation and the school nurse said he wouldn't open his eyelid for her to check it out because he said it hurt too bad. So I tell Cal that he needs to open his eyelid so I can check it out telling him you probably didn't know this but I used to be a doctor. He replies "you told me you were a world famous football player?". This was in front of the nurse and the school counselor.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Cal was fiddle ####### around with his coat at school yesterday they way spazs are known to do and caught himself in the eye with the zipper. I got up to school about 1.5 hours later to asses to situation and the school nurse said he wouldn't open his eyelid for her to check it out because he said it hurt too bad. So I tell Cal that he needs to open his eyelid so I can check it out telling him you probably didn't know this but I used to be a doctor. He replies "you told me you were a world famous football player?". This was in front of the nurse and the school counselor.

How is he?

 

[cosjobs]

Heading up to Dallas this afternoon.

Going to see The Book of Mormon tomorrow, then catch a Mavs game that night.

uni or stu or bogart or whoever want to catch the game? I can probably get extra tickets. bil works for enbev (formerly annheuser busch), usually gets good seats

With the winter storm coming Monday, not leaving until Tue., so cornholing is an option Monday night. Staying DT at the Regency

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal was fiddle ####### around with his coat at school yesterday they way spazs are known to do and caught himself in the eye with the zipper. I got up to school about 1.5 hours later to asses to situation and the school nurse said he wouldn't open his eyelid for her to check it out because he said it hurt too bad. So I tell Cal that he needs to open his eyelid so I can check it out telling him you probably didn't know this but I used to be a doctor. He replies "you told me you were a world famous football player?". This was in front of the nurse and the school counselor.

How is he?

He's fine, thanks GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Heading up to Dallas this afternoon.

Going to see The Book of Mormon tomorrow, then catch a Mavs game that night.

uni or stu or bogart or whoever want to catch the game? I can probably get extra tickets. bil works for enbev (formerly annheuser busch), usually gets good seats I found a baggie of coke at the bar the other day too.

With the winter storm coming Monday, not leaving until Tue., so cornholing is an option Monday night. Staying DT at the Regency

Uni in

Stu in

Bogart in

Buck in

Abe in

20 other random FBG's from Austin, IN

 

[Mr.Pack]

Cal was fiddle ####### around with his coat at school yesterday they way spazs are known to do and caught himself in the eye with the zipper. I got up to school about 1.5 hours later to asses to situation and the school nurse said he wouldn't open his eyelid for her to check it out because he said it hurt too bad. So I tell Cal that he needs to open his eyelid so I can check it out telling him you probably didn't know this but I used to be a doctor. He replies "you told me you were a world famous football player?". This was in front of the nurse and the school counselor.

How is he?

He's fine, thanks GB.

Good to hear.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So what's the back story with Abe leaving?

 

[ScottNorwood]

So what's the back story with Abe leaving?

His computer broke